Alita: Battle Angel
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Yes! Yes! Cry harder! Your tears only make me hug you.
>gave a hug without concent
>Alita tweets about it
>user gets arrested
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
>tfw you spoiler for the joke but it doesn't spoiler
Yes! Yes! Cry harder! Your tears only make me hug you.
>pro-drug vs anti-drug factions at the meetup
I'll be disappointed if this doesn't lead to full on war. Remember to bring your guns.
Friday night comfy continues.
oh don't you fuckin start
Well, I guess spoilers are OFFLINE, boys. Time to ruin the ending of Alita!
>violation
>violation
>giving hug without concent
>violation
>violation
That's an amazing piece of art, almost looks like a mural somewhere. Just rando or is there more to it?
you're early this time!
>Didn't get consent in triplicate form and turn it in to all overwatching government agencies.
>Forever on the sexual offender list.
there's 2 more. It's artwork only China got.
>ruin the ending of Alita
I don't even know that this is possible considering what a clusterfuck Last Order turned into. I stopped pursuing them due to a combination of RL and vampires appearing.
It's a set of four and it was just advertising they used in China
>thinking written consent will help one bit when she changes her mind the next day
GD, thanks for sharing!
NIGGER
>Aga Mbadi
This, for my taste, would be superfluous.
They will rather cut the plot lines and not add.
For example, Nova, the head of security with Ido as a hostage, removes the Ido storyline in the Wastes.
But he retains all the motivation for Alita to work for Salem and fight the Iron Guys.
Novo's laboratory will be Iron City.
>Not getting the "continuous consent" app so she can refile every 24 hours.
Get with the times, grandpa.
I understand if people like to smoke to relax in private,
But why do they have to do it on a meet up and why in public?
That makes the pot anons seem like careless and unhinged addicts.
They could smoke 7 days a week 24 hours of the day,
>DUDE RELAX WE DO IT FOR FUN
It just feels douchy. Not only are pot anons smoking in front of non smokers but they are doing it on the beach? All they are missing is a bottle of alcohol in a paper bag and a beard to complete the douche cliche
oh fun, Jeromeposting still in turbo-autism mode. Starve him.
fucking kek
There's also this huge piece
We also need desert buggies and machine guns.
Even Liam Neeson out of all people knows that an unwanted hug can become legit sexual harassment:
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These threads are fucking pathetic you are all fsggot losers go die
...
The only Jerome in here us you.
>giant samurai tank impaling a buggy with a massive I-beam while roaring through the desert
Fuck I can't wait for this arc
Henry Cavill recently came under fire for it, too. Said he was scared of being accused of rape and he relentlessly attacked for it, just proving him right. It's fucking ludicrous.
I love harder.
Who is this.
My mom. You can't come over.
oh wow, I haven't seen this one before. Man China really went all out.
Hi Keean, can you share any insider stories from the set? How was kissing Rosa?
I just want the O Fortunata scene please Jim
>Wearing a thick and tight collar.
Muh di--
>Collar for her hair too...
mother of GOD
Did she give you birth at eight?
What an experienced whore.
I'm legit worried that, if we get a sequel, the next movie is going to have politics injected into it and I'll feel alienated.
>Chiren is technically still alive
>Nova is a genius
Will she come back as his personal assistant/slave/fucktoy?
Matt Damon got shit as well for defending ben affleck after someone found a 2004 ben affleck mtv interview where he hugs a girl without her consent
>She comes back as Sechs.
Screencap this.
I know what you mean, it's amazing it made it this far mostly intact, like an infant in the womb of a movie.
The movie is already plenty political, it's just subtle. Cameron clearly isn't a fan of forcing politics to the center of his films, there is no reason to be worried.
I've had that thought, great way of getting Jennifer Connelly back again
imagine posting in this thread! ahaha lmfao
>The movie is already plenty political
Ezzzzplain.
She's far too old to play Sechs. Besides, if Rosa doesn't play all the Alita clones I'll be very disappointed.
>She's far too old to play Sechs.
Rosa is too old to play Alita, yeeeeeeeeet...
>without her consent
...
the absolute state of society
>Iron city people want to illegally enter zalem
> zalem is seen as the promise land and iron city a third world crime infested craphole
Remind you of anything?
>there's a scene where Alita asks, "Can I hug you?"
S-shit... We've been had.
What the actual fuck? Okay you shitlords, who made this image? You seriously created a picture of me wearing a wedding dress? Yikes, I mean, I'm literally shaking right now. Do you have any idea what you just posted or is your ignorance just that deep? You just imposed one of the most odious symbols of the patriarchal order on my very body. The veil and white gown is a burial shroud for the dignity of every womxn, a gift-wrapping in which we surrender our selves to the phallo-oligarchic consciousness, that very engine of "meaning" which "de-means" every contribution womxn have made over the course of human history.
In the moment I saw this image I felt my spirit colonized. My heart lurched in tune with the voices of the invisible, uncounted, the marginalized who have been sidelined and whitewashed by the intersecting matrices of oppression whose layers of inflicted trauma shape our identities. I do not stand by in the presence of unchecked privilege. I demand that you remove this image immediately or I'll post screencaps of this conversation to my Tumblr.
>Jennifer Connelly wearing that
BE STILL MY ENGORGED PENIS
I don't want to get TOO political, but why is it that celebrities get crucified for harmless hugs, while Creepy Uncle Joe is a likely presidential candidate?
No? Because they didn't have lines of illegal migrants sitting on the outer ring behind chain link fences crying for jobs at Home Depot.
A+
Shut up and make me a sandwich
I might actually have to finish coloring that now.
Even metoo's leader Alisa milano and even AOC came in favor of defending joe biden
Just think about that...
>rich vs poor
>multicultural society
>meat vs hardbody
There's even seemingly a reference to nigs being mad about slavery.
>Yeah. 300 years ago. Get over it.
JFC how transparent.
When was this scene?
At the end right before she cuts her tear in half and goes into the motorball stadium
Alita's ultimate combat technique: Hertza Haeon. Explodes the opponent's brain from inside.
Leeta's ultimate "combat" technique: Literally Shaking. Explodes her Twitter mentions and gets her opponent fired from their job.
>everyone in zalem works for iron city
> they get paid crumbs compared to the richness in zalem. Not even minimum wage
> every sign in iron city is in both english AND spanish
>Dr Ido sees patients for free, literally frer healthcare
Really activates my almonds
>hug me and your social life dies
>Ido is a liberal professor living behind a gated community, and is a giant hypocrite.
Mein Gott, it's all so clear now.
Oh fuck you. I just choked on my Cheetos, and then cried a little because this is probably not just humor.
The only thing more fun than making fun of SJWs is forgetting they exist.
The thing that makes them more angry than keeping them relevant by mocking them is having fun without any reference to their constant bullshit because they thrive and make income and political opportunity for themselves from the negative attention.
>modern media has conditioned people to this level of forced political messages
The art of subtlety really is almost forgotten.
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Hope you don't mind me recording it~ I love pink hair and wedding dresses
>College really took a toll on you huh
>mfw everyone is arguing again
>more SJWlita voicework
>IT'S A PEACEFUL CONVERSATION, WANNA FIGHT?!
FFS
*sigh* *fires it up*
It's horribly accurate. I hope you used a voice mod.
Right thanks. Considering she goes through every emotion imaginable in the movie as a display of WETA prowess and Cameron’s careful planning, we really need a flip book gif of her faces.
Lol perfect glad you've got your voice back
Write me other scripts!
Thanks user~ all natural voice Acting
Thanks! I really wanna do beach by beachday but i got a final...
>flipbook
Honestly this. He just sticks to the cyberpunk staples which are understandable rather than trying to be faux-woke
*sniff*
>Write me other scripts!
YOU IGNORE THEM ALL!
>normal edition implies there are other...less savory editions
Hmm
What kind of Alita Merch would you pay 100 dollars for?
When have I ignored a script!?
I'd pay $100 for a BD trilogy. I'd pay $200 for a proper Damascus Blade replica (not plastic trash).
I'll never forget that day, the day the rain fell. I typed so hard, and go so far, but in the end it didn't even matter. The sadness was crawling in my skin, but, like a papercut, a whirlwind in my head, I was ignored by voiceanon. I'll have the scars forever. I'm about to break.
Where is a non-SJW vocaroo. My life is at a crossroads and I don't wish to acquire additional psychic despair dragging me down to the devil under them.
It doesn't exist, so consign yourself to hell.
> i actually fap to these
Thank you honey
W h e n?!?
I probably just missed it
Check my clyp. Meditations is popular
Fucking this. People have forgotten that you can make nuanced commentary on society without beating everyone's heads over with it. The commentary is just secondary to the story and characters that we know and love.
Good thing Suffering user's not writing scripts, that would not be great for your psychic despair
>OH chiren OH!
>523 threads
why
please explain why
Alita Quest RPG
Player select:
Hugo
[Kaos]
Figure Four
Have you seen the movie?
No. It's worth discussing for over 500 threads?
I don't know if you've noticed this, but everything sucks right now, and Alita doesn't.
Not the slow one, I mean a speedy flip book of tons of her faces. Almost comical.
Not him but yes.
Well there's also the manga which has been going on for like 30 years so that adds a lot
>no
I don't have all night to play with this so this very rough version will have to suffice.
>even the eyelashes
uh...
One thing I really appreciate in Alita is that the film respects its audience. In Captain Marvel during a scene where she's breaking out from her chains they felt the need to have a character literally say "She's breaking out!", like you wouldn't get that by just watching the movie. I noticed similar stuff in Infinity War and Endgame, and it lessened my enjoyment of those films.
ABA on the other hand understands that film is a visual medium. Alita doesn't have a single line of dialogue for the 4m37s between "FUCK YOUR MERCY!" and "Back together?", but we understand what she's thinking through her expressions alone. What other big movies these days dare go almost 5 minutes without the MC saying a word?
Guys, I love her!!!
based and Yea Forumspilled
Don't they dye ALL their hair?
I was under the impression they hit everything.
>Gender: Male or Female only.
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You're the only one.
Lol no I don't even think you can dye eyelashes although you could just get fake ones
Is that love consensual?
Did she give consent for you to love her?
If she didnt you are GUILTY Of harassment you fucking shitlord.
>I don't even think you can dye eyelashes
Thanks VA. See you on the 25th.
>hey leeta come here i have something to show you
Has leeta been a vampire yet?
No
>As if Vamplita wants to choke to death on poison.
>Write me other scripts!
Had a couple of idea for scripts rolling around in my head for weeks now... promise i will get to writing them for you soon
How about your narrate some of writefag's stuff?
Ok.
>don't drink from too many sâ—‹yboys, Vamplita
>the side effects could be... unpleasant
I appreciate it user
can you imagine what that boot would smell like ha ha
>I don't notice any side effects user
>what do you mean i look different?
Based brieposter I missed you
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO VAMPLITA YOU WERE MY LAST REFUGE
WHY?!
It tears me apart but I have to no longer present my neck to you.
Silicone. Maybe a faint burnt smell depending on what she did during combat.
These 24/7 "waifu" generals are the fucking worst. Reminds me of the non-stop Rose threads on /r9k/ that thankfully died off.
Rose who?
>tfw nowhere to go because Captain Marvel threads have already vanished forever
I feel like you're only calling it a waifu thread because the movie is named after her
>Go overseas
>Come back
>Leeta now helps out with the delivery service
What the fuck does she even do?
who?
And they were? Not seen one.
don't worry about it it's nothing important
She's doing gainful work she's not so bad user
Proves how little anyone cared about that cunt
Except I've never seen an SJW make that expression. When they smile it's always with wide beady eyes.
She's finally getting paid for something. Maybe soon she'll figure out the Vector Foundation is a fraud and change her hair from that awful color.
I bet Iron City traffic probably sucks with no signals or street signs and so many people and vehicles in the way
It's like being in Cambodia or Vietnam. You have to just find your spaces and move with the flow.
>Dubs followed by trips
ok i believe you
>When Alita was still in theaters I went to see it during its last couple of weeks at the one 40 mins away from where I lived.
>I expected it to just be worth the trip and admission by being an ok way to spend the evening.
>By the end of the movie I legitimately didn't want it to be over and needed there to be a sequel right as the credits rolled with Swan Song playing.
>Tfw went in skeptical and cautiously optimistic but came out healed
I can't wait for the Blu-ray to relive it all with you bros.
For anyone thinking these threads are meaningless right now, they're the base for us to have kept a fanbase through the dark hours pre-bd. Not may films have that and it's something I'm proud of.
How many times did you kiss a girl this week?
Your father's shame is infinite.
glad you liked it
>this hive of infantile autism where we jerk each other off with kawaii cute babby talk about cuteness and frens is something to be proud of!
Are you fucked in your head? Just because someone is consistent doesn't mean they have achieved something of value.
>achieved something of value.
No one achieves anything of value on Yea Forums
You belong on reddit
Glad you could join us
Thanks for stopping by user!
At least I'm not so incredibly delusional as to pretend like ANYTHING that I have ever done on this shithole is worthwhile in any way whatsoever.
You fucking retarded weebs seem to think that you've achieved something through the sheer volume and relentlessness of your entirely unoriginal fanboying.
We already had a worker from the movie visit us, someone that was on set and proved it. And Our OC art memes have been shared by the lead actress. Can you say you have done anything of value?
The manga has been keeping the Alita spirit alive for me since I didn't have a lot of free time to go rewatch it and I didn't want to sully my second time with a shitty rip. The lastest volumes I have finished were 5 and 6, and it makes me wonder where Gunnm has been all my life.
I'm glad I liked it as well since my life would be as bright as it is now having seen it.
He have achieved something. Fun.
What in particular did it seem like we were trying to achieve?
Jesus....
Man this looks like a PS1 game... What the fuck was Jim thinking?
Give me vod releeeease
>July 23
See:
Waiting for Blu-ray release.
Hey it's me a faggot here to shit up your thread despite how many times this has been said in these generals
Watched both Captain Marvel and Alita and both were pretty mid but I enjoyed myself with both. Alita does a really good job at adapting the manga, only character they fucked up was Alita's boyfriend but throwing in his backstory might've fucked up the pacing of the film. I can't really say which movie I liked more, Alita had that horrible face CGI but Marvel had those cringy ass pop songs. Both were mid.
jesus imagine being this pathetically attached to your loli waifu
i bet you're fun at parties
wat does kissing a girl feel like?
My god what year is it
How much of that cute mimic was actually acted by Rosa Salazar and what part is CGI?
What do you mean? Performance-wise it was all Rosa.
They just enhanced the eyes?
That's cool.
Very talented.
COMFY
Is this shopped or does she actually look like this in the movie?
like batteries
I'll violate your mum!
comfy=dead
>before
>half of this thread is Leeta posting
The cancer is spreading, it needs chemo.
>After
I'm endlessly in awe at the whole CGI process, how it goes from being so crude looking to being so top tier.
>I just choked on my Cheetos
shopped for puffy(er) cheeks
Well it's a little more complicated than that because they're still building Alita from scratch but most of her features are based on Rosa. The whole performance is Rosa and then they use that data to construct Alita and all her movements and reactions in the computer.
Off to bed now good night anons
Night user, sleep tight
LIVE HUNTINGTON BEACH MEETUP!
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wtf is this, they don't even go to the beach
>wtf is this
Something entirely unrelated.
Hello, all. The Alita figure I've been working on has been fully casted in plastic. Starting the paint rn.
that looks like a thing of nightmares
Who's the other chick?
see
Source?
An Alita themed dildo would be cool. If done right it'd be worth $100 to add to my collection.
nighty night friend
There needs to be a spit roast version with Zapan feeding her his cock too.
Its pathetic the dude weed anons have to make such a big issue over smoking their drugs at the meetup. Their behavior has already been a dark cloud over the get together. All these conversations with them arguing they should be able to act like retarded pot heads has ruined our planning of the event. We could been discussing fun stuff to do. Instead we are stuck arguing over illegal activities no one should be in public. The meetup hasn't even begun and already its getting ruined.
I'm curious who these anons are who you're supposedly arguing with over pot?
I haven't heard anything on the matter over private channels.
Ups to the ausfrens staying up for the election. It's gonna be a long night
HI FRIENDS
>for the election
So, from dingo pup to rabid Kangaroo, how fucked are things down there?
Oh fuck i forgot to vote
>Sup fren
>private alita channels
Go on. Is there a discord too or something?
Are there even any rights in Australia left to lose?
What are they gonna do, start requiring TV licenses?
Genuinely curious, my understanding is Aussie land is already pretty much as cucked as Britain.
You have to have clearance, and a need to know.
yeah we are almost as cucked as Britain. But the rest of the world pretends it's some sort of mad max rough place to live, which it isn't, because only a handful of people live in the country. Most aussies are literal city slickers.
Lmao this place is fine. We have a good balance of social structures and market enterprise.
This basically
wait what
Enjoy the 80 dollarydoo fine
hearty kek m8s
I would give my left nut for her to do this to me
oh fuck i thought that was a spit edit, that's important i need her to spit in my mouth.
Who's the blonde guy here?
Christ, we need those Blu Ray rips already...
This honestly gets me hard, harder than the last time i had sex.
>wow take it easy user, maybe you should go fap to calm down.
Immortalised forever
You're talking to the right guy then, I've got the hookup on the spittu
Don't feel like it though, would rather be here.
I would have capped that myself had I not been phoneposting at the time, glad someone got it.
>What if I order you to do it
>nfw not administering spittu
Va's still here yaaay
>Delete this shit right now, I don't want your filthy spittu user, YOU want MINE
The namefags lurk more than you think
Yes have him do it, I can get the most blood that way!
We're basically on here like 98% of the time in some form we just rarely actively namefag
>Alita sucking the blood from my dick
Oh god i want this so much
That's not me tho! But yeah I'm not going anywhere
wtf is going on here
>hope no one sees under my blanket
Name your price to take spittu, I have access to A LOT of chocolate.
>Stop, I would never
>...
>H-How much chocolate do you have?
"Scott why are you in my blan- OhhhooohhHHHhooohh!!!!"
Things always get a little bit weird at this time.
So do we have a deal?
>hnnngg
>N-no!
>You need to stop, now
I guess I'm just gonna have to take all this chocolate and feed it to little Marks then, huh? I bet he'd scarf it down. I heard dogs love chocolate.
>
Just one spittu Ali, it could get you all the chocolate and save doggo.
>Ahem, what was that?
This is a very strange
This is none of your business Ido, Alita and I are working a business deal
>Good, I was about to bring the hammer. I'll just take a nap now.
>You could've died
I fear no man when spittu is on the line, Ali.
>The spittu is gonna get you killed
Every man dies, not every man really lives.
If you take it, I'll take it. It'll be fun. I also have oranges. Whuddaya say?
>oranges?! wait, STOP
>I think I'd rather stay like this and sleep
>General's newest ordeal : Spitposting
Lord have mercy.
No can do Ali, you aren't warm enough to keep me alive in this weather, so I'm gonna go and hang out in my warm car with my oranges and chocolate.
>I'm gonna fill a glass with my spittu and give it to you as long as you shut up and give me that chocolate, deal?!
And it's totally Rosa's fault.
No, the deal was you take the spittu, you get the chocolate. I will not have this deal modified without consent. That would make you a thief, and I know you aren't a theif, Ali, you're better than that.
>I might do it...for the chocolate, but I'm not swallowing that
>Rosa's fault
We are tired.
Cameron ignores us.
No news.
No Blu ray.
It rains and we dissolve in it.
Not even leaving a taste of salt.
As if we did not exist.
Perhaps I never (never) was at all, - sit quietly.
My heart is beating by itself without me.
And strings are tearing up by themselves
As if the world's about to end,
And maybe it's not so (my friend)...
And maybe it's not so (my friend)...
Perhaps I never (never) was at all, - (a-ha) tell me.
And blood like river squeezed by the rocks runs wild and free.
And strings are tearing up by themselves
As if the world's about to end,
And maybe it's not so (my friend)...
And maybe it's not so (my friend)...
And swelter will touch you and cold ice, - stand still, arise,
With calm and gentle delicate hand keep turning days.
And strings are tearing up by themselves
As if the world's about to end,
And maybe it's not so (my friend)...
And maybe it's not so (my friend)...
It's okay, you don't have to swallow, I guess.
But for this much chocolate it would be totally worth it.
The world seems divided into two parts
For windows with blue glass
Quietly cries the sexless mannequin
A doll with a human face
He asks the lonely nights
He asks one of the sky:
To fire from the sparks of the primordial
To flare in his heart
To make it sweet
To make it hurt
To repent later
Here is the crying sexless mannequin
A doll with a human face
He will become tumble-weed
He will be awaiting the fire of hope verse
A glass force
To change into a thousand others
And while he was in constrained silence
For windows with blue glass
Quietly cries the sexless mannequin
A doll with a human face
>How did you even get that much?
Who in their right mind can worry at all who exactly will play Batman?
In CW.
I know some people with hookups to a chocolate factory in Zalem.
Plowing through trolls and grinding Jeromes! The apex of cybrog technology, that redefines the meaning of Panzer Kunst!
Behold my autism XD!
Excellent, but it needs a slogan on the barrel, like they do with real tanks.
>I do not stand by in the presence of evil
Better? A bit hard to see, but the metallic font seemed most fitting and least jarring.
Kinda long, how about Fuck Your Mercy?
oh shit hivemind
Requesting version with this Alita in the hatch?
Alita holding a banana at the end of a thread!
Thread ain't over till the fat lady sings
>Yeah that weird guy keeps staring at me from across the bar,
>Think we're just going to bounce
>*But before we go let me just lick my friend...*
>who did you have to kill to get those?
why rosa such whore?
>he doesn't lick his friends goodbye
cursed
Its not like you can't screencap with a phone sweetie.
You're right it's impossible
why she whore though?
Oh now that's an old /tg/ meme
There's a pumping station near the Eritrean border with 389 bodies under it.
I didn't have anything to do with that, but it was necessary to secure those bars.
Drive closer! I want to hit them with my sword!
Sometimes I forget I'm on Yea Forums, with how normie this place is. But then I always get reminded by the large incel community on here.
Shit yeah! My nigga.
Do you even understand common English?
Bread in the oven.
Not having sex and pointing out a woman is a whore aren't mutually exclusive kiddo.
Nah. Don't bother its time to wind these threads down. I'm gonna miss you guys. Its sad all good things must come to an end. I guess this is it. Page 10 here we come.
HOT FRESH BREAD!
HOT FRESH BREAD!
Welp seems to be you're the only one hawking on about her being such a whore, and you've been shilling your views quite adamantly recently...
Which would believe me to come to that conclusion...
Not a valid argument kid. Better luck next time.
Have sex