The literal definition of "soulless"

>STRONG AS TEN REGULAR MEN DEFINITELY
>*smiles awkwardly*

>implying this is news
If you ever had the misfortune of hearing Will Smith's wholly focus group generated "music" in the 90s you'd know he's never had a soul.

This surprisingly dramatically improves the quality of the song. The standard's tempo is off and this fixes that. It still doesn't compare to robin williams though, F

Will should be using magic, such as lots of transformation. Like Genie does in the original
youtube.com/watch?v=aEryAoLfnAA

aladdin as a story seems a lot worse when its shitskin irl

Hey, time to pay
raise the ol' cash bar!

lmao

>t. parent who just doesn't understand

reminder that will smith won the first rap grammy

>Clearly filmed on one tiny set
>Aladdin not showing off, just nervously waving
>Genie not doing anything interesting, just introducing dancers
>The shitty CG ostriches
>Mediocre singing
At least they're slowly running out of old movies to remake

It's kind of funny considering "le magical black man" is already a trope people like to complain about.

>The literal definition of "soulless"
that would be Kingdom Hearts

why didn't they just cast the dude who's played the genie on broadway?
youtube.com/watch?v=BRQMvlQA-Ac

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i like it, but then again i've always liked Will Smith and his music and movies

soul...

i mean to be fair, smith probably would have been shit on either way doing this song

>show some respek

Why didn't they just use the Broadway show as source material instead? At least then it wouldn't feel like an inferior rehash of the cartoon

the middle east looks like THIS?!

Looks pretty good to be honest. Much better than I thought

youtube.com/watch?v=WlTvJDRI-U0
Fucking hell lads. Look at the soul of this.

also it's distinctively more arabian and less bollywood

did they release a clip of 'friend like me' yet?

Holy shit this is way worse than what I thought.

Imagine all of your kids being failures and having to do shit like this in your 50s.

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>adjust your veil and prepare
guaranteed not to make it in

Because it's shot in a studio the size of a large shed

It also really sucks for Will that he's competing against a performance of a man who was still in his prime & said man had the benefit of being animated. There was no way for Will to win on this.

At first I liked will smith version, but after watching those will's sounds flat as fuck, he is not going low enough. I will still reserve my final judgement till I hear the full version maybe he starts playing with it more.

Because it's shot in a tiny studio

Will Smith can't do impressions. He never even tried doing them in Fresh Prince when stupid shit like that was still popular in comedy.
The whole thing does feel like a soulless third-rate bollywood-wannabe with lazy camerawork and bad cg. Whatever Disney claims they spent on this, cut it by a third to get an adjusted real budget.

Will Smith sounds tired and low energy af in that song.

I don't want to hate it, but the camera is static as fuck, no funny magic or display of strength, Genie not posing as people spreading fame/rumors,etc.

I think he's intentionally trying to distance himself from williams but doesn't have the range for it.

play it in 1.25x speed andf it becomes soulful

>UH, UH, YEA DAS RITE, YO DIS PRINCE ALI MUHFUCKA, WE PRINCES OUT HERE N SHIET
Why did they get a nigger to do this again?

It's not the song as much as the environment.
It looks like it's all set on a sound stage.

Makes sense that both the rap grammy and Will's music where only created to promote shitty pop rap with no message.

I don't know about soulful, but definitely an improvement.

Why are they seemingly shitting out these adaptions ad a rate bigger than 1/year?

Lurk more. Will never swore on a record in his life.

I love watching Disney ruin their iconic properties with these soulless live-action remakes. It's okay for them though since literally nobody will want to or even try to remember these movies ten to twenty years down the line and they can just move onto their next rendition of the same old shit

Oy vey, we need anudda piece of shit to restock the Disney Store with! Should we:
>make a live-action remake or alternate take on one of our classics
>cg animate a new fairy tale but with a stupid original name we can trademark forever, unlike Rapunzel or The Snow Queen
For a company that owns 36% of entertainment now, you'd think they could hire people with wider vision.

reminder that be prepared is being cut from lion king

why?

Supposedly it's because they're changing Scar's characterization so the song wouldn't make sense anymore

The movie exists for copywrite renewal purposes

this movie gonna do so well in india

I miss him bros...

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Disney already owns "Disney's Aladdin", it's not some licensed capeshit IP.

why didn't they have tarsem singh direct this?

Because it'd be too kino

Imagine all the rupees it'll make.

>you look like a Prince on dee ousside, but ah didn't change anythang on dee inside

Current musical movies suck. All the cuts, lip-sync and shitty choreography are so soulless. Watch Fred Astaire or Dick Van Dyck movies. There's a certain magic to it. The talents of the actors were on display more as well. These guys used to have to sing and dance at the same time while working with background dancers and stage props.

Holy shit you are right vast improvement. Original is almost comatose.

WHERE ARE THE BLOODY VISUAL JOKES?

iirc there's a clause where it becomes available for licensing sale/other people can use it if they pay royalties after a certain number of years

Holy shit this is terrible. Low energy, no gags or whimsy, Will Smith sounds like he's being forced to do this at gunpoint, Aladdin has no charisma. Why bother?

Scar is best Disney villain, why change him?

It is low energy and soulless.
What tangible thing is it missing?
It's sounds so hollow.

I think you're mixed up with why they keep making unwanted Fantastic Four movies.
Disney originally made fairy tale cartoons because they were in the public domain. They're still in the public domain, but aspects like character design or music are part of their version of the IP. I can't license out Disney's design of Snow White because 60 years passed before the character got another speaking part.

>Any level of excitement from the crowd
>Genie doing magical stuff
>Genie transforming into members of the crowd to talk up Aladdin
>Agrabah not looking like it is a tiny zero effort set

Why does genie turn into this guy when talking about camels?

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It looks like a bollywood movie unironically.

don't understand why they didn't cgi some massive town outside the walls or down halls or something. This shit was probably all filmed on greenscreen anyway, so might as well do something with it.

thats the point

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Was there legit ANYONE who was not expecting this to be a cancerous amalgam of failure and AIDS?

news report

Don't we all?

why did they make a live action remake of the most cartoony slapstick disney movie?

it looks so fucking boring. why not do pocahontas or mulan or something more grounded?

why that costume though?

because the indian market of a billion street shitters

That's not even soulless, that's looks like cheap TV adaptation. What the fuck?

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but every bolly wood film has 1000x more energy than this on a fraction of the budget

It should have been Ben Kingsley as Jafar

macys thanksgiving parade

Damn, look at all this gold that prince Ali possess.

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what? never heard if ut

this looks really bad, just compare it to the original

youtube.com/watch?v=aEryAoLfnAA

>Robin Williams didn't live long enough to play live action Genie

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he already played that role in prince of persia

I liked Will Smith and Aladdin-actor but holy shit, this looks bad, they put a very low effort in this adaptation.

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I like Jasmine's friend.

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talking fast in silly voices isnt funny.

being brown isn't funny

And what we got is?

The only reason they're shitting out these adaptations of older movies is so that they can retain the IPs for themselves.
That's it. No other grand scheme besides Disney being greedy IP jews.

Aladdin actor has almost 0 charisma

what the fuck how is it so much better

is he saying ali bwaba?

lost it at the Ostriches

This is "singing in the shower" tier

I do a good impression of a dead guy

youtube.com/watch?v=I4Pa-OJ7yjQ

It looks like fucking ass. You're not working hard enough for your Disneybuxs, shill

ok now this is epic for the win

>that would be Kingdom Hearts
Nope. That's the literal definition of "heartless".

How is a live action remake supposed not to be soulless?

Literally Youtube comments tier. Kill yourself.

ALLEY- AH - BAAAH BAAAH

This is sad on so many levels. Disrespectful to the amazing lively performance of Robin Williams and it shits all over the memory of the real Will Smith who died in 2005 and was replaced by a soulless clone machine. The autotuning is almost as off key and bad as the Beauty and the Beast cgi shitfest.

He wins by not participating in a soulless cash grab

>he's got a zoo
>world class menagerie
>some ostriches, peacocks and an elephant

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That's just fucking terrible. I feel like I'm at the Panto but there isn't a fat faggot throwing a pack of chocolate buttons at me

>peacocks he's got 53
>*ostriches run out*
>when it comes to exotic type mammals...
Ostriches are not peacocks or mammals. Was this in the original cartoon? Well I looked it up and no. Doesn't happen. Who directed this shite?
youtube.com/watch?v=aEryAoLfnAA

theyre called impressions, user

The ancients tried to warn us but we didn't listen.

>I didn't make you a prince on the inside
The Genie actually made him a prince in the cartoon, and there was a straight to DVD movie made out of it. Are the writers really that creatively bankrupt?

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what if we all died in 2012 and we are all in hell?

Rank them.

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Fuck you Damon Lindelof.

Kingdom Hearts is absolutely retarded but it has soul. It's just made by an autist, for autists.

Aladdin 2 was unironically better than this.

Orange hat girl > striped shirt girl > green shirt girl > purple shirt girl

This. There's like, only three angles it swaps between, and it's not dynamically following different things that were going on like the animated version. And I don't want to hear that this is somehow a limitation of live action, because I've seen live action musical numbers with much more energetic and dynamic (Moulin Rouge comes to mind). They just didn't expend any creative effort or extra money for that.

Saying this looks like bollywood is an insult to bollywood.

They don't even try to hide what a blatant, shitty cash grab this is. Did the eternal mouse just run out of ideas entirely?

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what if robin Williams was the genie.

Its the fact he's not moving around at all. The does a Fortnite dance on some cgi birds.

It's like the low budget version of Bollywood made by a direct to TV American director who didn't give a shit about his job.

If it's done in a genuine effort to reimagine a beloved story, it can have soul. This is done purely for cash-grabbing purposes, and it shows. Disney is testing how many corners they can cut and still make money.

based invader zim guy

He'd kill himself all over again

would he cause the 4th impact?

Purple looks like an indian Kat Dennings.

genie doing any accents or like anything zany at all with his voice. There's no characterization. There's no fun. Robin Williams did like 10+ little micro characters in each song, making a solo or 3 part number into a full ensemble with just himself.

robin William would have had fun. like the true genie.

look at how cheap that all looks. like a school play

Purple looks like she really wants prince Ali bad.

>Shit bollywood costumes
>Low energy
>Will sucks at this
>They fucked up the tempo of the song (seriously, play it at 1.25 and see what happens)
>Small set
>Very few extras
>Terrible editing, no jump cuts to add pep and emotion to the song
>No special effects in a piece sung by a fucking magic genie
How could the Mouse fuck up THIS BAD?

ameriburger tradition. yuuge parade in NYC with floats and whatnot

>rucka rucka ali would be better than smith.

imagine if Obama was the genie. kek

These are just lazy re-hashed cash grabs that sold it’s soul and passion for cheap easy diversity money. Anybody advocating for this has no shame

What is the point of this remake?
I don't fucking understand

>look like a multi cultural clown world instead of arabia

checked but I always thought it was the Tournament of Roses

one of the next shots is a huge balloon gorilla and when paired with the peacock float makes me think its the macys parade

We all do. If only things could have been different.

for real. in the cartoon aladdin is chadding it up. in the live-action he looks like he has social anxiety and just walked into a party where he knows 2 people.

Is it true that Iago isn't gonna be in it?

The literal definition of "disney"

We have purposely tuned him wrong, as a joke

>No special effects in a piece sung by a fucking magic genie
He teleports a bit, appears riding on cg ostriches, makes swords appear from nowhere. But yeah, it's not half as dynamic as it could be even using lazy greenscreen effects. Guy Ritchie hasn't made movies this badly since he was fucking Madonna.

Soul
youtube.com/watch?v=BE8_rNJOQ-0

Did Disney hire the c-team? Its like they put it the absolut lowest amount of effort.

Also white people in fantasy arabia????!??!?

It was Disney that made the soulful original in the first place. It's just current era Disney reanimating its corpse and swinging it around like marionette.

the contrast between the vibrant eye popping visuals and his bland, flat singing is fucking uncanny

It's true, because they fucked up the original tempo of the song.

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He is, and is voiced by someone else.

calm thy tits

There's more focus on the singing and spectacle here and they don't bother trying to make the music overly bombastic with drum kits and overly loud brass to trick you into thinking its exciting.

>being out danced by the fucking extras
embarrassing! Also that Aladdin is way too low-t, he either sounds like he's about to go to Yea Forums to tell them about how he screwed up with the girl he likes or like he's about to make a skinsuit out of her.

literally any of these guys would've been better
youtube.com/watch?v=cl-QHl0dGWo

try 1.5

try 2x so it ends as quickly as possible

low IQ post
high IQ post

I need a webm of this dance move. It's hilarious.

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Is there anything more generic than 100 "bad guys".
Also why are we discussing a childs movie? Oh wait, Star Wars...

I liked it more than I thought but it just looked so cheap. I give it props for not using CGI but the scene desperately needs it.

>Rich
>Beautiful family
>Loved

Why did he kill himself

he was probably mentally ill or had a traumatic moment in his childhood but refused to seek therapy and just let his thoughts fester in his head until he decided to kill himself

he had lewy body dementia which led to severe mental and personality disorders. he was slowly going nuts and knew it which is a truly horrible fate.

aladdin is great cast though at least

Didnt he have Alzheimer's or some shit?

Big NOPE. Not watching until I can torrent and fast forward through this awkward mess.

He sounds like a guide track for a kids choir version of this song

how?

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>Agrabah
>looks like Pajeetstan

I wonder if real Arabs are offended by this, the animated Agrabah actually looked like your average Arab city.

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Look at those Ikea breakfast trays

Disney's live action shit is too autistic to work. Nerds and theater kids write these remakes. They can't do pathos or romance (ruining Beauty and the Beast and Dumbo) and they can't do humor either, which is essential to Aladdin. All they can convey is clickbait millennial cunt snark that ruins every scene

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wut

Why isn't Aladdin showing off, blowing kisses,etc? He's just doing some nervous cuck smile.

Why are there so many white people in the film?

If I watch the comparison, they sound similar, the Smith one ends before the song starts getting good, but I didn't think Smith was too bad. But visually, the live-action is not as good. Where's the magic, where's the glamour that is supposed to have everyone stunned at this prince? What annoys me more is the live-action Aladdin, why is he so nervous and awkward? Where's the cocky, confident street-rat of the animated version?

he's gone senile don't make him feel bad

lmao what the fuck is this shit

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mfw

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Good lord Smith is a terrible singer

>Original ones are carried in by a huge amount of 2 man teams that all look the same which gives the allusion to the fact the people are all just genies magic
>New ones are cadbury chocolate size shit carried by like 8 dudes in total

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>Where's the cocky, confident street-rat of the animated version?
It's 2019, confidence in men is problematic. He's doing his job as an Ally

the peacocks are right there carried by the ladies who sing the line

oh shoot, you're right. It changes the subtext, that all his spectacle is merely superficial and its Al's heart that matters

>his parade is like 20 people

Okay I have ask here for a minute. What fucking part of making a movie is cheaper. The IRL part or the CGI part? Because this movie makes it seem like both of those are more expensive than the other due to how much they have skimped on both.

worst than the fucking pennywise jig wew

>Is there anything more generic than 100 "bad guys".
it made sense and was cute in the cartoon because he was saying it to some children while disguised as a children.
here it doesn't work anymore

>I wonder who's offended or not offended by this
nu/tv/ or nu/internet/ should I say

>5 guys on a tiny set have more energy and more believable than a million fdollar CGI fest
How?

What the fuck is up with the camera?
Guy Ritchie can pull of moving the camera around to multiple angels constantly and the cinematographer they have has done good work as well but for some reason it's just like 5 positions in total almost all at the same distance and simply going from left to right.
Hell even in musical films where the camera work is simple as shit they can easily pull off a spectacle by doing basic shit like having background dancers dance about.
In this film they don't do anything other than basic twirling and it looks flat as fuck

>30 or so black actors and dancers on a stage play are better than a $200 Million CGI filled Hollywood film

Pathetic

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>co-TER-ieeeeee

why do americans think the middle east equals african-tier niggerness?

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is this what niggers mean when they say whites can't dance?

That's what fucking bugs me the most (alongside the lazy, static camera work and awkward performances). The whole time in the original the Genie was going around posing as people in the crowd to create the illusion of renown and support to get a mostly befuddled and skeptical crowd to buy into the facade so they could razzle dazzle their way into the palace. Here, it's just some random asshole slowly parading into town with the crowd lined up already cheering and dancing away with big stupid grins like they were waiting for a completely unannounced and random parade to arrive while some stranger asks them to kneel. The whole 'Genuflect, down on one knee' line was specifically to humble the guards from earlier who had looked down on Aladdin as a street rat, for fucks sake.

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Even the /pol parody had more soul than this garbage. The thread is gold. A shame the guy who sang the lyrics deleted his youtube.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/73574847

He had cancer and he killed himself before it got worse

Try again, dick cheese. Will would never talk like that.

Nice 1

>we want the Bollywood audience
Awful, completely awful.

Have you not see the trailer? There's an action scene with Aladdin being chased by giant Iago.

>Do you trust me?
>DUN
>DUN
>DUN
why even add this?

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The set is probably the most egregious thing, doesn't even appear to be a real town with all the colorful walls and perfectly lined buildings. The original had that middle eastern slum vibe, with walls slanting left and right, scaffolding holding everything together etc...

Will Smith just needs to add more Whoos, HaHa's, and Uh-huh uh-huhs, and it will surpass the original

Because they enjoy their job and wanted to do something a bit different while also respecting the material.
Will Smith is literally just here for a paycheck.

The hip hop moves make me want to punch my monitor so hard

this is better by leaps and bounds
youtube.com/watch?v=Zoj2mJWlKUk

wow ok now THIS is epic

>All those colors
>All those indians
Disgusting Prince Ali was an Arab in an Arab setting
Hollywood is so stupid

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>Genie turns into a generic mummy to explain not wishing back the dead
>Has literal fourth-wall breaking powers to turn into anything, and doesn't do anything cheeky like reference the Thanos snap or Jack Skelton or some shit. Just goes with generic mummy

It's the one time that cheesy cross-promotion is actually a plus, and they don't even bother. The direction on this film is just fucking terrible, and we've barely seen less than a few minutes of footage.

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The Japanese dub using Yamadera Koichi, the popular anime VA, who voiced the Genie in the original dub of the animated movie is based.
Will Smith was the Japanese dub cast this week.
youtube.com/watch?v=eWgT_ENdqQM

Why everything looks so clean?
Also these are the worst costumes that i have ever seen in a movie and i usually don't comment/notice those in movies

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These Disney live action cash in movies are just fucking awful.

>if "aladdin," high school musical, and will smith wanted to make a thing

>ill do the beatbox for you
wew i don't normally use 'cringe" but that was pretty cringe tbhwyf

I'm mad that even this crap won't change anything because Disney almost never loses. It's a live action renaissance Disney so it will make money because nostalgiatarding sells. I'm gonna watch some giant lizards instead.

Why didn't they just CG bigger ones

This feels like a fucking TV commercial.

They aren't even jokes. They are barely ideas.

I just don't get it. Does Disney not even know their own properties? Do the writers and directors just not care? Are they being different for the sake of it? It's mind-boggling, like the artistic talent has just been bled out of the company.

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Has anybody posted the Broadway version? Aladdin has been done good as a live action performance for years, Will Smith is just a dry, flat actor where the Broadway nigger is fun and bouncy like the old genie

I made this.

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generic mummy is better in principle because it's timeless

that being said, this movie looks like garbage that will be forgotten in 3 years so they might as well have included some current pop culture references

They only do this with popular movies right? Treasure Planet is gonna be safe right? So i can enjoy it in it's unpolished glory

probably, yeah
Road to El Dorado and Emperor's New Groove are probably also safe; that or they'll get to them towards the end and radically alter them

I wouldn't bet on it, there's a hunchback live action in the works and it wasn't all that popular.

Road to El Dorado isn't Disney

im sorry to point this out , but big yikes

ah yeah that's right

how would it ruin treasure planet if they made a shitty live action one that only served to make the original look even better

>Big Willy cant' sing

this makes me feel: sad

Because he wasn't a hedonistic nub like you.

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holy shit

A WHOLE NEW WORLD.....

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>115001079
what the fuck

Because he's clearly very gay and general audiences tend to not like that unless that's their gimmick.

jasmines friend is cute

youtube.com/watch?v=i7ThHHOxlck

literally any genie from the play would be better than woll

And Jethro Tull won the first Heavy Metal Grammy.

>woll

Also, no they wouldn't. Gay people are off putting because there's no need for a man to be so flamboyant unless that's their gimmick.

This is parody movie tier bad. Will Smith hasn't been anything else but pure box office poison since the late 2000s.
It's beyond me how this fuck still gets any major roles. Probably because of scientology. He's an unbelievably bad actor.

Based and oldfagpilled

Fucking newfag

>Brush up your Friday Salam

isnt the genie pretty flamboyant

he's whimsical, not gaily flamboyant

I don't know why but I just love parodies of the songs from Yea Forums
something about them just feels like the guy spent hours trying to figure out good rhymes and they do it all just to entertain other Anons

2 > 4 > 1 > 3

whimsical sounds pretty faggy to me tbhwyf

>live action Aladdin
>shit cast
>Will Smith out of place but will bring wacky urban, but safe, humor

He's competing with Robin Williams from the start. No way he's going to win since he's just Will Smith.

>Scar is the best Disney villain
>not Chernabog

Yeah, but JethroTull kicks ass.

You forgot the wicky-wicky-wows.

Christ, fuck modern-day Disney.

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this is also shit. al the music in aladdin was shit

I am bleeding, making me the victor!

posting the superior version
where are my sega bros at?

youtube.com/watch?v=1N6LB_uFIpU

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I like the fact that it's mostly practical (at least until the ostriches show up). It's really not that bad.

This is true

I saw it in the West End, and the production was pretty dull EXCEPT for Friend Like Me, which was insanely great.

Imagine being this much of a fucking pleb

While I like practical effects, it just doesnt work well here, the sets are too small and everything is too cramped.

says you, plebmeister. the songs are shit deal with it, nerd.

Anti male family courts. He said so in his suicide note

it looks terrible. It reminds me of the "foreign set" on the Universal studio tour. That tiny one set that looks vaguely Indian, vaguely Chinese, vaguely African, based on the set dressing.

It's not as repulsive as Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.

Why is it so slow? Everyone expect it to have the same bpm as the cartoon song. It’s impossible for this to not sound strange. What are they thinking??

will the babes be in it?

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Funny how I don't even need to see the flick to guess the plot

Ah, the millennial culture of outrage. Why can't you just sit back and enjoy the movie. Its silly, its supposed to be silly.

That's just some old skool 90s big willie style. A throwback for the boomers.

>The whole song was the instructions!

I'll check this out at some point. Will is always fun.

youtu.be/5gnm6DA1vc0

Reminder they changed the plot from Jasmine wanting to escape palace life to becoming Sultan herself because she's a strong woman who needs to do more than marry a man

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I'm not outraged. I'm saying it looks cheap.

If I want silly I'll watch youtube for ten minutes, not a shitty movie for 2 hours.

>Sultan herself because she's a strong woman who needs to do more than marry a man
And what is the cure for such things? Beatings.

>Reminder they changed the plot from Jasmine wanting to escape palace life to becoming Sultan herself
wait wat

It's in the video I linked.

kek

It be better without will smith. He's easily the worst part.

>becoming Sultan herself because she's a strong woman
Then what is the point of Aladdin? IS he meant to be some puppet or pawn or what? If true, no wonder he seems like such a wimp this time.

Bollywood version would've unironically been insanely more fun and energetic.

I have more problems with the Jafar casting than Smith. Why did they cast some pretty-boy of similar age? Half the girls are going to be rooting for Jasmine to hook up with this badboy now, especially considering how wimpy Aladdin is in .

They didn't want to show an old man making the young female lead into his slave wife like in the cartoon. Wouldn't surprise me if they removed that part altogether

Being flamboyant is literally the Genies gimmick, why would he be understated when he can do literally anything?

To be fair, gold is heavy as fuck. The small ones would wegiht about 50lbs
The cartoon ones would probably be around 2000lbs, although arabs are manlets so maybe less.

No, he's right, the genie is whimsical. Like Willy Wonka is whimsical, but not flamboyant or gay

Autoerotic asphixiation, he got the idea from the movie he was in.

They're gonna make him a "sympathetic, misunderstood" villain, ain't they?

Betty'ed and Wimp Lo pilled

>Sacrificing magic for reality
> In a movie where a literal genie exists

Wut

>Gotta take a nice thing and make it cg live action to appeal to todays normalfags that can't see something drawn without calling it kiddie shit.
Why must the world be like this?

>They didn't want to show an old man making the young female lead into his slave wife like in the cartoon.
But that added to Jafar's villainy. Are they afraid of offending pedophiles or something?

they got away with this with capeshit user, of course they are going to try again.

Thanks now you reminded me how Disney fucked him.

Not to mention that Robin Williams was too good for this world, an amazing actor AND is deceased before his time so nothing will ever compare.

Hollywoods money and slave practices could produce some amazing animated stuff. Of course it's expensive and won't make as much money so why am I even typing this.

THIS GENIE NIGGER IS HE AND A SHIT AC-TAH!

The movie is trying to be realistic. It's a realistic depiction of how a prince would should himself. It's not trying to be exaggerated and cartoonish like the original one

It's a realistic take on Aladdin and it looks fantastic in its own way.

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>>a realistic take on Aladdin
>blue genie
I've seen better panto versions of Aladdin

its pretty clear they are just being cheap as fuck though
in the cartoon that nigga is pulling in lions, bears, monkeys, tons of gold but in the live action he seems more like a float in a parade

>in the cartoon that nigga is pulling in lions, bears, monkeys, tons of gold

That WAS the problem. It looked too unrealistic, too exaggerated, too cartoony

>in the live action he seems more like a float in a parade
That's what it would look like in real life. There is no magic.

Aladdin is set in China, look it up my man

>There is no magic.

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