Why did he do it, bros?
Why did he do it, bros?
Nathaniel Fisher
Jace Powell
He knew what would happen if someone from here got their hands on him
Logan Myers
If Mini-Me is a clone and he kills Dr Evil is it suicide?
Camden Sanders
Reddit bullied him
Sebastian Watson
Bullied by 4channel
Xavier Ramirez
He was a little sad
Ryder Reed
I guess it was something small
James Gutierrez
The midget eating badger targeted him as his next meal
he took the easy way out
Elijah Anderson
>No Austin Powers 4 ever
Josiah King
I wanna find his body and stuff him in a sack.
Aaron Perry
Wasn't he married to like a 6 foot tall porn star looking blonde?
Adam Richardson
He loved the hooch more than the cooch.
Aaron Torres
Gee who knows
Landon Butler
Fuck, sudoko by booze would be a fucking messy way to go.
Jayden Campbell
He was under 6'. He did the right thing.
Anthony Anderson
It's a cover up. I'm a high ranking Jew and I killed the midge by kicking him square in his little peanut head.
Luke Peterson
its actually one of the most painful and slow deaths imaginable
Angel Anderson
Would you be able to see his belly bulge if you fucked him?
Brayden Ortiz
Despite being reddit as fuck, he was based.
David Moore
He took two shots.
Nathaniel Perry
why did she?
Mason Butler
She was tired of being stalked by fa/tv/irgins.
Jose Wright
He could've lived out all of my "getting eaten by a snake" fantasies.
Thomas Roberts
lmao
Zachary Bailey
LMAOOOOOOOO
John Price
who could resist
William Hall
aw :(
>scoops up all the short people and gives them a hug
Justin James
Absolute unit.
Hunter Smith
Life is short.
Samuel Green
>be millionaire
>kill yourself instead of living a kino life
What a fucking retard
Connor Evans
>suicide by alcohol overdose
is this a thing? Aren't they sure his wife didn't kill him?
Chase Morales
was gonna say the people who attempt suicide with acetaminophen get the worst of it but it's also liver failure, so yeah.
Elijah Reed
Midge
I fucking love that badger so much I’d follow him into battle
Grayson Ortiz
I get why he was depressed. His instagram is mostly him advertising junk food
Gabriel Walker
Before she transitioned into a human refrigerator a lot of pedophiles wanted her.
Jeremiah Cooper
his kind of dwarfism gave him cronic agony.
Leo Sanchez
Whoa. Is this true? It seems like it would make sense.
Jack Morgan
He's a fucking midget, it's going to affect him more because of his small body.
Jose Myers
Maybe because he was a disgusting literal midget and realized he would never be happy.
Also
>nobody posted the copypasta
Nathan Nelson
Now I want some shells and cheese...
Oliver King
He learned.
Anthony Thompson
LOLOLOL
Luis Reyes
Sorta like you then
Blake Perry
The only thing worse than a midge is a queer. Neck yourself.
Liam Bell
All your base are belong to us
Charles Phillips
dont you dare to post felix in vain again, you fucking phoneposter
Jonathan Moore
Haha BASED, bro! What's your reddit handle?
Isaiah Wood
I heard that he paid from an agency who would post as him. He wanted attention, since he was a nobody after Austin Powers
Jackson Jackson
Now I'll never get the chance to pick him up and smash his skull on a freshly paved road...
Christian Clark
Based.
Owen Jackson
>not smashing him on a road in a state of disrepair
>not throwing his lifeless rag doll of a body in a pothole and paving it over
Robert Hall
>implying
Aaron Williams
i like le pénis haha
Dylan Taylor
Really? I thought myers was planning on doing another.
Easton Williams
It must have been so depressing being his parents and having to clean out the waste paper bin he lived and died in.
Rest in Piss, Verne
Luis Roberts
>millionaire dwarf
>commits suicide
Just buy a pair of stilts lmao