post your ideal partner ITT
Post your ideal partner ITT
Aaron Miller
Adam Collins
Jacob Cooper
Jackson Harris
is this some kind of autism meme
also who is she?
Jordan Martin
But Hershlag circa 2002 can't be topped.
Thread is already over before it began.
Liam Bennett
>who is she
I want tourists to leave
James Evans
Luis Walker
clairo
Colton Nguyen
i love him and i want him to be mine
Oliver Lee
Cooper Phillips
giv qt jewess waifu
Samuel Hernandez
Michael Morris
William Sanchez
Jackson Rivera
Connor Bennett
i once dated a girl who looked pretty much like her, best period of my life. Same cat eyes, lips....
Parker Turner
>tfw no angle bf
Tyler Garcia
How does she do it bros?
Nathaniel Roberts
Tessa Fowler
Aiden Hughes
Gavin Miller
with my semen
Jason Walker
Nathan Hall
Jace Baker
prime RDJ was really something else. a god among men
Zachary Nelson
Juan Rogers
Samuel Johnson
Aaron Walker
Wdym angle?
Nolan Morris
Adam Walker
i know :((( he's perfect.
Levi Torres
Caleb Hall
THE KING IN THE NORF
Jacob Cooper
Aiden Barnes
Evan Gomez
that's amazing
Adam Smith
Carson Myers
Ryan Scott
Gavin Torres
It must be hard being RDJ though when you think about it logically.
His own father is 1.91m tall. That's 6'3 or 6'4 if you're in a celebrity interview. (i.e Ben Affleck). Think how little Robby Jr felt looking up to that tall man as a young whippersnapper.
>"Yeah, I'm gonna be just like 'im one day. I'll show 'em, I'll show all the other boys making fun of me in the playground!" he said, with a smile on his face at the dinner table as his father ruffled his hair with a deep, rugged smile that made the little boy feel as tall as a mountain.
And as the years past, and little starchild Robert Downey Jr grew, albeit very slowly, he idolised that man at the table even more. But he came to realise that the inches just weren't adding up. He was getting closer to eighteen, and rationally, his remaining time to grow was therefore rapidly nearing it's end.
He was angry, furious at the world for forsaking him of the Downey genes like this. Why him? 5'5 at seventeen. The inches didn't add up.
So he fell into a life of drugs and crime, a mockery for the media's prying, hungry, vicious eyes. It made him feel even smaller. It seemed everything was over for our future superhero superstar. Until a brave, headstrong employee from a fledgling business enterprise contacted him.
It was a simple concept really. Lifts. Little inclined wedges inserted just upon the sole of the shoe. Funny isn't it? How something so simple could change a man so swiftly.
It was the very next day after receiving that first set of prototype lifts that the formerly drunken, drug addled and hedonistic Jr walked out of a meeting with Jon Favreau clean shaven and smiling for the first real time in years. And it was the first time in over a decade that his father had told him he was proud of him.
Tyler Nelson
>/threading your thread before it even started
bad taste OP
Jose Rivera
ANGLO
Angel Perry
174cm isn't short desu
Josiah Myers
is that a picture of all the palistinian land she conquered
Robert Sanchez
It is in the US if you take out the blacks, the asians, the mexicans and the italians.
Connor Perry
More like LA
Lucas Powell
Henry Mitchell
Ethan Parker
This tiny piece of junkie shit
Adam Robinson
Andrew Rodriguez
>174cm isn't short desu
even in china that's short
Kevin Perry
sauce?
Benjamin White
was she a virgin on this pic?
Parker Sanders
Easton Watson
Austin Young
I didn't read the entire post but I just wanted to let you know you're fuckin retarded
Adrian Rodriguez
imagine being attractive and 5'5 in prison. damn that must've been a tough time
Carson Garcia
Joshua Lee
No
Angel Rogers
Kayden Collins
Joseph Ward
Jose Ramirez
>lowering yourself to falling in love with a jew
>not even picking the right one
shig
Adrian Ramirez
Hudson Smith
Charles Ramirez
Jaxon Stewart
Based Capaldi posting
Ethan Cruz
It would be my current gf if only she had a bigger sex drive.
FFS
Connor Cruz
Nicholas Brooks
he's almost 5'9 though
Cooper Cook
you can't ask for more
Xavier Flores
That's with the lifts.
He's barely 5'3 without them.
Parker Powell
>woman
>having a lack of sex drive
user.....
shes getting it somewhere else, break up with her now to protect your honour.
Alexander Nelson
i'm 170 so he's still taller than me
Daniel Johnson
viola bailey?
Angel King
>she
Oliver Watson
For me, it's.
Camden Cruz
Camden Reyes
fucking pig. all men are the same i swear
Gabriel Roberts
I fucking love Natalie Portman. Bunny-fu is a close second though.
Christopher Murphy
Are jewish girls the peak of evolution, bros?
Where can a lowly goy like myself get one?
Tyler Edwards
If there was any justice in the world, Harry would have been far more mentally scarred by 11 years of soul crushing abuse by the Dursley family, and would have found a spiritual respite in Luna Lovegood (who honestly had more character-building moments with Harry anyway), and eventually retired from the public eye of the wizarding world with her at his side to live a sheltered autistic life tending to magical creatures.
Jose Taylor
Blake Martin
destroy my life pls
Michael Adams
She hit the wall...hard
Hudson Martinez
Why is her head so weird?
Aiden James
Jose Gray
Easton Martin
Seethe harder, you nigger of gender. lmao :)
Jackson Robinson
Yes sir
Connor Martin
Jew
Owen Diaz
>obsessed with sex
>calling others niggers
have sex... oh wait
Benjamin Thompson
Space lizard genes
Chase Edwards
i can't imagine being 5'1. poor guy
Leo Long
Jace Ramirez
Is this what people in relationships do all day?
John Hernandez
Sloped neanderthal forehead.
It's an evolutionary advantage so that she can give head far more efficiently to high flying executives and film directors.
Cameron Flores
>post your ideal partner
>easy to cuck
I can see what you want
youtube.com
Jeremiah Rogers
Grayson Lewis
for consensual hand-holding and cuddling only
Ayden Allen
Imagine putting your peepee in her armpit
Colton Perry
Kayden Adams
Juan Peterson
Is this what "skeletons in the closet" means?
Justin Cook
it's funny. The joke is that you hate that they live on wellfare, yet you let them live in your head for free
Grayson Garcia
poor hershlag
Adam Harris
>W-wanna hang out with me?
Kevin Phillips
These two should make a sextape
Asher Diaz
youtube.com
post more gf simulator vids
Alexander Thompson
ohhh
Hudson White
I know portman didn't throw that tight of a spiral
Jeremiah Ortiz
Based
Luke Harris
Nicholas Reyes
John Gomez
>Using the man of virtue himself to center this image upon
10/10 historical amalgamation
Levi Kelly
I just saw that movie for the first time last night. Well made movie, but people like him infuriate me irl. Tough druggie thief... has to get tucked in by mommy and daddy.
Jaxon Hall
only part i found enjoyable on this was 0:11 because it looks like chernobyl
seriously these things would feel akward and cringe both to do with a girl, and i love gal gadot
Adrian Butler
Connor Martin
That's gross
Charles Reed
>the “this will make it look like I have hips!” pose
Jayden Gutierrez
These kid of videos and pillow talk audio just make me feel even more depressed.
Landon Allen
Wyatt Jenkins
a lesbian that doesn't get turned on by you?
Hudson Lee
ewww
spoopy whore
Jayden Gutierrez
>D-do you w-wanna watch A-Amelie with me user?
Dominic Gonzalez
Zachary Sanchez
Step 1: Be white
Step 2: Enjoy brown gf
Lucas Edwards
Kayden Wright
>only part i found enjoyable on this was 0:11 because it looks like chernobyl
Dominic Reyes
that nigger is disgusting
Easton Ramirez
Shut your whore mouth, I love women with her body type
Camden Wright
Nah, she isn't. She cooks, cleans and keeps the house in line though. I think I'd die within a week if she moved out.
But that sex drive... I'm 30 years old, once a week, or once in 10 days is for 50y olds
Daniel Gonzalez
I'm not the one who posted it
Connor Collins
Oliver Murphy
Fuck you faggot she's my chocolate waifu and i love her