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How many of the leaks were real?
Slag in da NORF!!!
first for jaime
Azor Jaime
Name a more iconic duo... I'll wait
Jon got Drogon pregnant
/got/
where are you, user?
T-two days till she is gone...
I miss all the mystery they had until they decided to do their own OC
THEY CALL ME DARKSTAR AND IM OF THE NIGHT
>no Stannis
worst thread ever
She is so smol and fun
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGhHHHHHH
She will be with us in our memories and hearts.
desu nothing wrong with a rich person murdering poor people.
and destroying all those buildings, gotta rebuild, creates jobs.
dany doing the realm a favour.
Stannis and Davos
Based and Darkstarpilled.
How do i acquire such a slag gf
Would put my penor in her vaginer if you know what I mean
she kicked me out
All of them.
Nuh, I wunt sleep with your sistah
hold still Dany
Why didn't Jon just fuck her?
Protip: They can't
why there are a baratheon sigil in the hammer since he's a bastard?
NED SLEEP WITH MY SISTER THE REALM DEPENDS ON IT AAARRRGGGHH
>implying they won't fuck and marry in ep6
>*Unsheathes two longswords*
go to dorne then you fool, she is ovulating
>Dany refuses to share power with Jon because muh throne muh rights
>legitimizes Robert Baratheon's only living heir
what did she mean by this
it's branching rivers
it's already been leaked from TOR, it's Jon and Arya
Bran is the only logical choice for king, prove me wrong
"good job on killing Dany, now give me a hug Jon"
How many cities did Stannis raze?
hold on, isn't the head on that thing way too massive to be useful in a fight?
>I'm gonna break the wheel
>Legitimizes a Baratheon bastard to make sure the wheel continues
What did she mean by this?
Is there even a possibility of the Night King somehow surviving and Dany joining his ranks as a Night Queen?
trying to buy admiration
GODS WHAT A STUPID HAMMER
If you won't, I will.
Ned, I want you to lick my two swords.
If my sister can't have you, then I will. Our children will be strong.
I just hope it doesn't happen too early into the episode
Arya is sailing to the Undying Lands and Jon goes back to Tormund to fuck Giants together past the wall.
1st for king bran
leaks say that she dies around 15 minutes of episode
>Yoo not the only one who's clever
Only in GoT: Brotherhood.
I can't even imagine the gay OC for Arya's ending. I'm sure in the books she'll warg Nymeria, but only Bran wargs in the show
>no final battle where Gendry smashes in Aegon Targaryens chest with that warhammer
AAAH SAVE ME TYRION
Maybe that's why Arya sails west. Gendry threw his hammer.
Take a drink, user. We're celebrating victory day. I can't believe it's been 10 years since my half-brother Jon "Aegon Targaryen" Snow killed that mad hag Danwhoris whatshername.
Bronn could’ve used a more handsome actor. Just saying.
Was Brandon even more of a Chad than Robert?
>Drogon burns the Iron Throne because there's a boar sitting on it
>AAAHHH SAVE ME LITTLE GIRL THAT I TALKED TO IN THE SCENE BEFORE I DIED SO THE AUDIENCE FEELS MORE SYMPATHY FOR MY CHARACTER
>so if he just go back to his sister for sake of a love, what do you think about that?
>I think kino.
so you could suck his dick or something, faggot, Bronn is a star
jej
Ned + Arthur = Jon
post yfw Bran sits on the Iron Throne
At this point in the show is Jon Snu the best swordman left alive?
I wanted Jon to kill her
I don't want it anymore
Why? He's supposed to be a rugged thug commoner with a long history of violence.
>leaks say best girl is done for
C-can't they like, strip her of her titles and just let her go off to be a bar wench somewhere?
So you want arya to do it?
>5 minutes of whoever is around struggling to move him from the wheelchair to the iron throne
Ned was a bit of a shy loser, Bobby was his idiot jock best friend who was infatuated with his sister. Neither of them were true chads like Rhaegal and Brandon, Robert's Rebellion was a beta uprising.
Brandon is canonically the biggest gigaChad in the ASOIAFverse
Nope, pic related is
i want me to do it
i want thrust my longclaw through her if you know what i mean
i want her to build a dynasty that will lasts for 1000 years
So what did y'all think of Ellen Degeneres' cameo last episode?
NED YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING WITH ME I'M GONNA OPEN MY SISTER'S BEDROOM IN TEN MINUTES AND I BETTER FIND YOU LAYING NAKED IN BED WITH A JOB WELL DONE OTHERWISE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
The real ending is Dany sitting at the foot of the Iron Throne as Jon takes his place as king, the leash to the collar around her neck in his hand and the proclamations of a new Targaryen dynasty ringing in his ears.
>in a wreck because Jaime left her
>will be even worse once she fines out he died with cersei in kings landing
yeah sure m8 nice she stops crying also who is arya
The ending we deserve
>Robert's Rebellion was a beta uprising.
>no Bran
He doesn't know...
>tfw we never got to see ice spiders
>ywn ride drogon with her while burning cities and committing genocides
pic related
>no Bran
oh no no no no no
>is perfectly fine in the scene where Jon hugs Sansa
>she got over Renly decently
This scene was cut from season three.
>Hurrr am going back to die with psycho sister instead of staying with 11/10 BIG WOMAN
Wtf was king killer thinking, seriously
>no Bran
She's pregnant of Jaime fuckin Lannister
>Wtf was king killer thinking
a finger in the bum
Batman and robin
She's pregnant with Jaime's baby. She will be Queen-regent of the Westerlands.
Guess hes got the title of "Giants Layer" (not to be confused with Giant Slayer) too
It's implied they only filmed that to keep Pycelle's actor happy. They never intended to have that in the show proper.
I'm actually enjoying Daenery's chapters on my ADWD re-reads. Who do you think the Harpies will be revealed to be? I think it'll either be Grey Worm or somehow related to the brothels.
On a scale from 1 to 10, with 10 being the maximum, how good of a king would Renly have been?
>t. Tormund
Nobody:
Tormund: The big woman still here?
-0, he was a literal faggot
Damn imagine what their child will be like if it's a male. A mega-giga chad.
Of course if it's a female then things are changing...
Literally Jon and Dany
Beavis and Butthead, also known as Dabid and Dabid
7 to 8.
>-0
will winds of winter ever come out? i've been wanting to start reading the books since season 5 but i decided to wait until winds. i'm starting to think it'll never happen.
>Jaime beauty and skills with Brienne strength and height
Übermensch
>Jon runs Sansa through with Longckaw for forcing him to kill his waifu
Why did they cut it? It was kino.
3
He's a cheating, heretical, jealous, kinslayer hypocrite. Claims to follow the law to the T except when he's breaking the law himself. He has no social grace or capability for diplomacy. His only heir is a sick child.
I'm giving him a 3 only because he's not literally insane though.
Bundle of sticks/10
Hey wassup danny! I've come to get a return on my investment so to speak. You know, the three dragon eggs? Oh only one left huh? Haha wow it must have been two really amazing and worthwhile plans that took down the other two! you must be by far the greatest power in the world now!
Oh.....
>ywn grab her hips while she burns westeros scum
Sorry, thought you said Stannis.
>will winds of winter ever come out?
The answer is we don't know.
*Doubt*
>i'm starting to think it'll never happen.
>You wouldn’t kill the mothrr of your child, would you, Jon?
I mean with that, Pycelle feigning senility is supposed to be subtle but obvious enough to catch as a viewer. Having a scene where he explains it is fun, but unneeded.
With the current season of GoT you really need to drive yourself to literal insanity to comprehend the actions of the characters. And I'm not going to learn literal fucking magic just to make sense of a pulp fiction television show. I'll just write my own meat and potato stories.
deepfake
she's infertile dummy
3/10
No honour, no conviction, just some young adult looking for excitement. Would probably be sick of being king after a year.
the fat fuck will die before publishing winds of winter
fuckbum/10
galazza galare
I just want to conquer shit with my mad queen bros
Because we know Pycelle is a self-serving snake in the grass, we don't need to have him give a shakesperean speech where he says it.
Though I do feel like Pycelle sometimes. So much fucking chaos and conspiracy in this world and I just wanna persist.
He was literaly killed by a baby.
Nobody really knows that for sure user...
Well, she is the greatest power in the world, up until Jon Snow tricks her with the dick
I swear to god, is hentai manga real? Is the only way to rule in this world to make all others a slave to the cock?
lmao
What is going through Dany's mind at this EXACT moment?
Guys. I heard on the radio earlier that like a million people have signed a petition to remake this last season. Everyone thinks that’s cool and not an issue. How come when people did this with TLJ everyone laughed and called those dweebs incels and shit?
I just can’t tell what the difference is
>having a faggot on the iron throne is bad
You now realize each and every single problem Westeros faced was directly caused by whoring, inbreeding, or fathering bastards. A homosexual king who fucks his queen once a week until there are some heirs would be a blessing.
nth for Stannis
Did you get resurrected?
GET YOUR BROTHER OFF ME TYRION *COUUUGH*
uh maybe try a house that's not already King let alone Lord Paramount or Duke
Next episode you'll see why the series is called a SONG of Ice and Fire. Good things are coming my friends. Might get a little who framed Roger Rabbits, some of you might question your gender identity, but good things are coming!
based
It's just as retarded and you are retarded too for needing validation and clear instructions on how to feel from complete strangers.
A lot of people complained that Renly only knew how to be pretty and had no actual intention of ruling. Olenna even said so. The guy was pretty but had nothing else.
Were these people not paying attention to Daenery's entire character?
That's the problem with GoT mod. CK2 is best when you start a nobody count. Unfortunately, by the time you become relevant all named characters are long dead and their story over.
>He thinks Jon Snow’s dragon dick wouldn’t reignite her womb
That shit is totally happening in the books m8
>Renly was copper
He was well liked and knew how to make people like him.
can't wait to see him next episode
It's called A Song Of Ice and Fire because of the whole prophecy with Rhaegar and the Prince Who Was Promised. Which I now think he was talking about constitutional monarchy.
problem is Westeros has the worst map for this type of game. A giant lake in the Reach would solve all it's problems
>who framed Roger Rabbits
Does that mean Jessica Rabbit appears and gets raped? Will Bran like it?
the books will never be finished
So was Robert.
love how gendry in this pics goes full dark souls
Not arguing to the contrary
How so?
Bran's seen so many degenerate acts that he's looped back to vanilla. He was recently into the rape tag, but he's had enough of that.
the only possible ending
LARPing that Thoros of Myr was around and resurrected Robert after that fateful BOAAARR incident
>playing ck2 for challenge
yikes
MUTHUH
You don't get to tell us why it's called ASOIAF until you finish the books you fat fuck.
Why did she do it?
>moooooooooooooooooom
is the dwarf for real
I knoooooow
It's just a giant map, way too thin
Book Renly 4/10, it's made very clear that he's just a charming narcissist going for a naked powergrab. Gets a few points purely by not being evil or insane.
Show Renly 6/10, D&D painted him in the best possible light.
it didn't seem like he was too serious about doing what's best for the people/realm but he would probably try to make it seem like he was doing a good job at least. so like an obama type ruler
He really is one of us until he discovers the blackmail tag
Hey /got/, tell me, is there any game that can give me the same feeling as burning kings landing down?
Medieval fantasy, if possible with strategy / city management elements, but first and foremost, the best deatruction mechanics possible.
reminder never ever trust t*lly scum
What happened to the Ashara poster? Throw themself off a cliff or something?
>Jon, when I told you you were fucking your aunt, I didn’t mean stop. What a waste.
Renly was not a fighter, but he was charismatic and understood people. The Iron Throne is not held through force. The 7 great houses easily outnumber the King's forces many times over. Robert was a good King because he delegated to competent people and had the love of the people. Renly would have made a decent King. He understood that anything short of pet dragons will not suffice to hold on to the throne by might alone. He was openminded and rather handsome.
>how many layers of incest are you on?
Reminder Brandon Stark ruined everything and Ned would be happily living in comfy Dorne with Ashara if The Mad King hadn't executed him.
We all know Bran was reading this whenever he went into his epileptic fits
>that time in ck2 agot mod where your old pots of wildfire break and your entire capital burns together with half of your court
whoops
>Throw themself off a cliff or something?
Just like his waifu
Shadow of war is ok I actually think there is a lego game we’re there is a castle attack that was pretty cool unironicaly
hes following some Septa around Essos
Why didn't they have him say Grey Wind as his last words? Why change it from the books?
>pic related
>we never got the poetry of Jaime killing the NK
Try out Mount & Blade (not much destruction mehanics)
And the Total War series with medieval settings
Robert was a shit tier king. Sure he was popular but he was literally selling the Seven Kingdoms to the Iron Bank. The realm would have collapsed under its own debt if his rule was allowed to continue.
A solid 6-7/10. Nothing we see suggests he's remarkably competent, but he also clearly has a fine enough head on his shoulders, and he's likeable enough. Nobody would actually give a shit about him being allegedly gay beyond some court mockery, which I'm sure was just as bad (if not worse) for Robert due to his vices and weight gain.
a much better ending than theon charging to his death and arya acting like a naruto character
Honestly the best bet would be the TW: Warhammer line, but the studio's retarded, the players are LARPing armchair historians (= fags), and TW has never climbed above mediocre in the grand total -- so no, I don't recommend it.
this
OURS IS THE THRONE
OURS IS THE F U R Y
Why does Jon suddenly is disgusted by fucking Dany? Doesn't even makes sense, aunt isn't that bad of a incest, lots of stark married their niece.
Also, S8 is so fucking soulless, the dialogue in fucking S7 was better
Underrated and under stannissed
Anybody got that Mad Queen drawing from last night? It was pretty dope
>we could have just had a workmanlike Tolkien-style good vs. evil ending with Jon and Dany both dying while taking out NK for muh tragedy instead of this garbage
Because he's commiting incest, you aunt-fucker
It was her right
Night King was more pointless than Snoke
Say no more senpai
It's not like they're brothers. Niggas on the north marries his nieces and aunts left and right like i said
aunt-nephew isn't even considered incest, fucking tard
D&D kind of forgot that they were in love
I'm just imagining King Stannis. A minor noble asking him who the Lannister heir is, because Tywin refuses to accept Jaime's disqualification. "The law is clear. Only Lord Tyrion can be Lord Tywin's rightful heir." Great king. Definitely gonna have a stable rule.
>last night
Have I been here for over 12 hours?
>Robert's Rebellion was a beta uprising.
stopped reading at 'dialogue in fucking S7 was better' with retroactive effect. Both seasons were meandering total shitshows.
Ned
>called A Song Of Ice and Fire because of the whole prophecy with Rhaegar and the Prince Who Was Promised. Which I now think he was talking about constitutional monarchy.
> #
>.
Bless your soul
kino ending
>aunt isn't that bad of a incest
Season 7 wasn’t great but at least everyone felt mostly in character(although Jon should not have fucking bent the knee to Dany).
They even talk about shit, even Littlefinger suggests that Jon and Dany might get married
imagine being so cucked you actually let jews convince you that women should be on your television screen. I only watch men, plain and simple. Big Buff dudes that like to do manly shit. No gay ass female tard kike crap. Only buff men all the time.
we're always here
Renly pls
Yeah, the long night during 1 episode and the Night King killed by a ninja goblina is way better
im no fag like renly, he was surrounded by women. I only let dudes near me or into my home. I ain't no cuck.
BARATHEON
A
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Tried mountainblade and while it was fun as fuck i couldn't get over the dogshit optimization, look the wrong way during a fight and the fps drop to 10
Inb4 potato, my setup is pretty expensive
this, imagine fucking woman lmao like how fucking gay are you
this except unironically
why was Sansa bitching about Dany legitimizing Gendry?
I don't understand that
This shouldn't be so attractive
Who's that LP of the Vale?
Total War Warhammer or Attila
Um because sweaty people who disliked The Last jedi are racist misogynistic incels. While the people who dislike the last two episodes are strong free thinkers and can tell when two writers are writing a male power fantasy. In conclusion have sex
Kek I saw this gif for the first time yesterday and I was still laughing about it 6+ hours later
she should be riding Jon mercilessly
Perhaps Harry the heir's kid
Don't know mane only played the first one it was working nice, probably just shitty spaghetti code
/emilia/
Based and gachipilled
GAAAAY
Ah but of course
why does a man need a woman to legitimize him anyway? if you ask me its just more feminist crap. he should have kicked those cunts to the curb and surrounded himself with dudes.
Fake leaks that sounds kino as fuck and much better than the real leaks, actually bittersweet
Good, user. You have a heart
Sansa sees right through the BS powermove she was pulling there and then checks her again when she tries to be all "WOmin power amirite" then goes straight to the point about the NORF where Dany shows her true colors.
Pretty BASED and subtle for our slag in da norf
/ourslag/
Oh god
Daily reminder that the firebombing of King's Landing is personal, not against Cersei, but Westeros itself.
It's always been Daenerys imagined macguffin that will fix her unhappy life. And there she is, she's won, it's hers. But her one true love has rejected her through no fault of her own, has all the attention and love from the people, and her claim. Everyone's failed her and doubted her, Cersei, Jaime, Varys, Tyrion, Jon, Davos, Sansa - & Jorah's dead, Rhaegal's dead, Viserion's dead, Missandei's dead.
So no more giving a shit about sheep, fuck them all, dragonfire genocide now
He ded, y'know
Reminder that if this guy had been on the Scorpion he'd be fucking the queen right now
More lighting your grace?
>Is that all I am to you?
>Your Queen?
Will Dany try to seduce Jon one more time before she gets stabbed?
>D&D make Dany go from boring to TURBOBASED in one episode only to yank her away in the very next one
I Hope not. I want that she turn the manlet in ashes
Maybe the leaks are fake
>her true love
Dany was a heart breaker to plenty of men, though.
>Is that all I am to you?
You're more than that to me now...
>There is a shot of Mad King at the start that lasts for first 10 minutes or so.
One of the confirmed trustable leakers already leaked the episode and it definitely doesn't have 10 minutes on Aerys.
MOAR EVIL DANYYY
Show me his body then.
oah no
YOU CALL THAT A HAMMER? ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT A TARG SHIT'S BASTARD BOY? LANCEL, THE FETCH THE WARHAMMER STRETCHER
He's /ourmanlet/
Proceed to stfu
It could have been kino. It really could have.
Where is proofs eh?
>song names
That retarded Danyfag with the failed leaks of E5 at it again. Do something else with your time.
Evil Dany is so good.
Technically he isn't a full Baratheon, he is half Baratheon half WHOOOOOOORE
No Kino, the kino has been cancelled. I'm detecting an outright hatred of anything resembling story structure and a love of chaos and disappointment.
Because what is despair, but the absence of hope? And what is hope, but positive expectations for the future?
Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night.
woah mama
I played Darkstar, triggered that Eldritch horror event where you end up killing all your family and ended up with a strong claim on the Empire of Yi Ti which I couldn't press because it was too far away. It was fun.
t. retarded boar
give me ideas for oc
want to lick every inch of her body
You're not the only one, user
Did Lena get paid for every episode this season, or just the episodes she appeared in? Regardless it was an easy paycheck. Why did D&D give Cersei literally nothing to do this season?
wtf this makes me realize i would actually like daenerys if emilia clarke wasn't so butt ugly
>ywn be a faceless soldier in Dany's ranks dutifully executing the commands of your ruthless queen as she soars overhead on her dragon
You're my aunt you fucking weirdo. Fuck off.
She is too shy and was to drink Vodka to shoot this
My girl
Because she's almost certainly already been killed by Jaime at that point in the books, and she was just a stand in for fAegon.
I know your feeling...
Emilia's cuteness just adds to psycho Dany's appeal, you pleb.
She should have died or become irrelevant in S6. Dany's Mad Queen plotline would be so much more convincing if Tommen and Margaery were on the throne.
>emilia
>ugly
??
Seriously, the end of the show will leave an empty space in me...
>no necklace
DABID
she is not cute shes fucking uggo
dany should have been a real natural blonde with sharp features
fucking viserys makes a more attractive female than she does
fag
I dated a girl that looked a little bit like Melisandre a few years ago, but I live in constant fear that I have slight prosopagnosia so I might just be completely wrong
Fancy word for autism
>ugly
Well, we all have different tastes. She may not be the most beautiful woman, but I definitely find her charming. I think she's a fun and sweet woman.
>Emilia Clarke
>Not cute
>uggo
Okay Renly, you're obviously not suited to talk about women's looks
>I live in constant fear that I have slight prosopagnosia
I've accepted it at this point and just give meaningful looks to people until they're within 2 meters of me.
It breaks my heart that /ourguy/ is anti-brexit pro refugee cockmongler IRL
>prosopagnosia
You just need to get out more and socialize, faggot
God everyone has a fucking *mental illness* these days
Incorrect but correct
I'm low on the spectrum but yeah, prosopagnosia is observed in many autists
you like extremely round baby like features
pudgy fat
because youre a low test beta
I'm sorry user, but according to the rules as written so are you if he's /yourguy/
>prosopagnosia
what is that?
Where is Ser Duncan the tall on the power rankings anyways, bros? I never hear him mentioned among names like Dayne, Barristan, and Jaime. But from the sounds of it he was a beast.
He's so fucking hot
Do you want an Olivia Wilde tier jaw on your women?
Trouble differentiating faces
Anyway, you guys tell me.
Whenever I watch a scene with Melly in it I suddenly remember her and think their faces are similar.
>haha /ourguy/, us 4channers am i right?
>Haha politics and refugees am i right
fuck off
>Lowtest jawlet detected
she defnitely looks kinda like her
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS
And you like twinks and manly women, good for you, fag.
Planetos power rankings are as follows;
>S tier: Prime Bobby B
>A tier: BOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRR
>B tier: Everyone that's a great fighter
>C tier: Everyone else
>F tier: TARG SHITS CAUSE BOBBY'S COMING FOR THEM
A little, enough to cosplay but not enough to point it out offhand
Kind of, have the same nose and similar jawline
you dated her?
Fucking Chad, get off this website
No, but for example within the show margarie tyrell was 1000000 times more attractive than daneerys, not even in the same dimension, but people act like they're both similarly attractive
The only good targsh*t is a dead targsh*t
Fuck, you have no idea how glad I am that you fuckers agree with me. I'm not quite a spergie yet.
Back to shitposting.
If you’re pretending to be anti politics maybe not use communist maymays
>she will never pick you out of the bunch to be a sex slave
/ourgirl/
don't forget
>B tier: shirtless Ramsay
>A tier: 20 good men and Ramsay with a shirt
>S tier: 20 good men and shirtless Ramsay
he's an actor there's about an 80% chance any actor is a shill
The absolute state of got
dany/emilia is more attractive than smirkfu
/got/
310?
GODS WHAT A STUPID BUMP LIMIT
S7 was entertaining at least, S8 has been a fucking nothing snoozefest
Completely subjective statement.
i'm straight but god damn Nikolai is good looking as fuck
>90CBE49C-D2CB-4460-84B1-B936099FDADE.jpg
>pepe.jpg
>maymays
>You are wrong because i don't like where your reaction pic came from
fuck
off
Your fire burns low /got/
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