What movies and shows have this plot?

what movies and shows have this plot?

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Post the Chad edit

gay ones

Roasties try to romanticize cucking you with cute comics.

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white bois have no game at all....that's why this shit keeps happenin. they think too much. cacs think too much about shit, before they do shit every white bitch is taken. and all they left is are single mothers and you better PAY UP bitch, maybe you'll get that pussy finally....

500 days of summer

Subtle.

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that's not a "plot", that's four seconds of dialogue

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This is an incel vent thread, tardo

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thoroughly mediocre roasties really do think that there's a chad out there who will be both (a) effortlessly right for her and (b) actually into her. It's actually pretty funny

Uh uh

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Based Chad

Wow women are really dependent on men.

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>manbun

he got what he deserved

girl should be getting fatter each panel

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Another wooden door?!

Clever

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> the right one doesnt have to try

> good relationships wont take trying to make the other one happy
> good relationships wont take effort or practice to find out what works

What planet are these people on.

>dyke got kukked by whitey
LOL

extremely dumb. why put her outside?

>women see men as a means to an end
Truly enlightened and redpilled comic

when will they learn

someone put him on the vrgin clothes

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>for the love of dod
What a tweest

Why do comics like this get you guys so defensive? Does it stem from the same paranoia that makes people obsess over virginity and 'purity' so that they don't have to be compared to somebody else?

>lol you aren't a person just some background thing that supports me until I find something better

only women could think up something so sociopathic and dehumanizing

It'd be funnier if he was standing on a box so the height matches the first panel

Cyrano de Bergerac

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Bushes = green gas, dummy

have sex

oy vey

why do threads like this get you so defensive?

Found the femcel

After sex he lead he to "the bathroom", but for real he throw her out.

Or that's how i get it anyway

I do, which is why this is so perplexing. Do you really stay up at night wondering if your girlfriend is going to leave you?
They don't, just noticed that the utter vitriol in these threads bordered on hysteria.
Wouldn't I be pining over how guys don't notice nice girls if I was a femcel? I don't frequent incel boards because I have sex, I'm sure you can clue me in on how they act though.

>Wouldn't I be pining over how guys don't notice nice girls if I was a femcel?
Nah they pine over Chad not sticking with nice girls. They don't care what beta guys think

it's very obviously a concentration camp analogy

well crafted bait

I dislike women. I refuse to talk to girls who have had their period.

That's what happens to people who live through the media they consume.

>well crafted bait
If a reasonable response is bait, I think you might have some serious problems, man.

God damn this is good

I try paint, now head no felel good

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Would people get triggered of it was a landwhale and chad?

Its definitely funnier already

yes because the dude isn't a landwhale. Woman need to stop being allowed to date up. Hell historically they would date down because being pretty is all they are good for.

The Chad wouldn't even speak to the Landwhale. If she was halfway attractive he'd just fuck her and ghost her

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>"Journey"
They are the "destination" too, when the time comes for you to swallow the end of their gun.

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real talk anons

why don't you have a girlfriend?

Nice.

why doesn't she accept the delivery from the delivery guy? does she not have a tip?

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I was that kid that sneezed in class all the time and obscessed about titanic/nintendo/don bluth films. I also never settled living in a single city until I was 20, said city filled with shut-ins that wouldn't know social interaction if it came in the form of a fatman from an enola gay. I know this because I lived all over this fucking country the size of a continent. I didn't go to college, one I don't have the money, nor the direction even less the patience to deal with potential potheads and commies, I don't have a job besides freelance work where the money stays with a friend of mine in the US, I don't want to get involved with someone else's family, I wouldn't want ANY girl to deal with my family, and I honestly can't sacrifice my work and aspirations and money I don't have for what is essentially a complete 180 on my life, my desire to love someone has worn out, as my libido, slowly but surely I'm getting tired of porn and the idea of sex in general, morning wood still gets me but it's just not the same.

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Have sex

Same bru it's just too much effort for what some used up slut to ditch me after she poos out my kids and take my money
Abortion and divorce should be illegal

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>abortion and divorce should be illegal
But this would just make it more likely that you end up tied to some woman that you don't want for the rest of your life. If divorce is made illegal what happens if your loving wife turns out to have been cheating on you for years? If abortion is illegal what do you do when some crazy chick tells you she's on the pill when she isn't and ends up knocked up? I've spent enough time dating and in relationships to say that removing potential exits is not something that you want as a man.

that's a problem with people, if any of those 2 were allowed it would just become a free for all where it will do nothing to stop people from getting worse and worse. plain and simple, y'all niggas need jesus. It's the only way.

As a virgin I don't care I want arranged marriages and old style shit to come back online dating and sexual liberty ruined women.
Not to mention slut culture literally spreading cancer alongside std HIV and other negative health and emotional side effects.
I get that you need the ability as a man to cut your losses from a relationship and eject but at the same time it's just too easy nobody wants to stay through the hard stuff idk shits all fucked up

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have sex

lol What do cows have to do with it?

To be honest if your're having absolutely no success already forcing all the women to be locked down by whoever they bang first isn't going to help your situation. It sounds like you're idealizing a time you never knew. I'm just about old enough that I was involved in the dating scene before online dating became a thing and it genuinely wasn't much easier than it is today.
Also HIV is spreading more slowly now in the developed world than it did before "slut culture" was and online dating were heavily propagated.
The best advice I can give you is stop taking your advice and worldview on women from other incels, that way does madness lie.

is this like the tim buckley version or what

sauce?

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>tfw hair in a man bun because neet hibernation and have barely left my property for 6 months
I'll go to a barber soon enough I'm sure of it...

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Nah I only take my world view from them repeatedly denying me sex or even friendship for my entire life.
I'm not even that ugly or weird so idk the good old (have sex) meme reply really doesn't apply because it wouldn't fix what's really fucked with society and you know it
1/3 of men globally are depressed on drugs suicidal homeless below the poverty line and unironically incels but yeah let's just ignore all that

have sex

Have kids

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Which direction am I supposed to read this

wow this is incredibly good. A+

>frogpic
have sex

but I do :) She's great, I'm very happy

Well I get by alright and I'm genuinely pretty weird. In fact most of the close friends I've had throughout my life are women and my experience of them is very different from yours. Doesn't this suggest that maybe your perspective isn't an inviolable truth? Yeah most people in the world are depressed these days and there's a lot of reasons for that but turning women back into property won't help that.
Honestly the way you've been talking about women and your situation makes me think it's probably something about the way you talk to them and view them that's pushing women away. Girls tend not to like it when you think they're not real people and shouldn't have rights.

stop trying

once you treat this shit like the secondary or terciarily thing it is you'll just go on auto pilot and that's interesting to girls. Desperation has a strong smell.

post feet

Might as well cut it yourself if you're still a neet.

Literally me

about as subtle as a ton of bricks user

I've only ever talked to women out of necessity. There was only one girl (in elementary school) that I knew beyond a superficial level.

>DURR just be a npc brainlet turn your brain off act dumb
And what attract some dumbfuck who only likes me for my body or what I can provide? What utter fucking shit advice.
You sound like normalfag incubus

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>once you treat this shit like the secondary or terciarily thing it is

>DURR just be a npc brainlet turn your brain off act dumb

>And what attract some dumbfuck who only likes me for my body or what I can provide?

I used to have a gf, then I married her. She's my wife now.

I didn't say be dumb and I've been making more reasoned arguments than you throughout this whole thread. I'm just saying that the view you've constructed of women is not completely accurate and that you'll have much more success if you actually treat them like people instead of demonizing and resenting them.
If that sounds like "turn your brain off" to you then I think you're probably beyond help.
Protip: lots of women like smart guys, it's not about acting dumb. It's about being interesting.

I think I'll donate it when I do finally get it chopped off, it's pretty long

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>if your girlfriend is going to leave you

As if I already didn't have enough evidence to know that you're a pathetic slut. Do you know how hard it is for regular man to get and keep a girlfriend?

Game of Thrones season 8

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>Girls tend not to like it when you think they're not real people and shouldn't have rights.

Fake, girls actually love misogynists, racists etc, its only sjw landwhales who don't.

I've tried everything
Nothing works
I've tried not caring I've tried caring icd tried (being social and fit and having a job) nope
And when I actually give up and post here out of frustration/futility I get told to have sex
Martin Bryant is all I'm saying that's the endgame here

are these from the new vertigo line?

fixed

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>tfw slowly emotionally manipulating my friend to ruin her relationship

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>making fun of something means defensive

Imagine being the sad fuck that larps as a nigger on the internet

i still dont get it

>females
>friends
?

i think the junkie i met in my teenage years ruined relantionship forever for me

Every time i meet a girl i really like, i turn into a retard and cannot talk or make eye contact, so i choose not to talk to girls to avoid that embarassment feel.

Why do roasties get so upset when a guy wants a partnet who isn't a slut? Its statisticly proven that the more sexual partners a female has the more likely marriage is going to end in divorce and with that alimoney payments and childsupport? Why would I want that for my self by getting with some roast beef bandit?

women don't want nice guys because they're insecure and broken. show some sympathy.

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just bee yourself ;^)

>nevertheless
kek, what?

Women do want us but just as emotional punching bag purses
I sent through that shit years ago I should have just raped them

I have a similar problem in which everytime I'm talking to anyone my face itches so if I'm not changing position and rolling my eyes all over the eyes like I was possessed by a demon I'm scratching my face like I fell on a forest of poison Ivy

She's sleeping next to me right now, she hates single mothers even more than I do.

bit out of nowhere but okay

The Jews

Maybe you shouldn't have pumped her full of kids then fucking retard

tits or gtfo

have sex

sharpie in the pooper faggot

Have kids femcel

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I'm filtering this fucking dumb shit

Have sex

haha so RANDOM

Not in my experience of them in reality, though I see a lot of people saying that on websites populated by people who struggle to get women.
Have you tried being interesting, pleasant, and having your own shit going on? Between those and accepting that some people will reject you and others won't I've always managed alright.

Joos

kek

Have kidsthanks my filter works

Its a reference

Acquire intercourse

Yes user i know how you feel. What happens to me is when i'm talking to a girl professionally like job meetings etc it's all ok, however sometimes when a girls i'm talking to who i like gets all flirty my brain shuts down and i go mute and stare other way wich in the girls perspective is rude and retarded. So yes no pussy for me.

He should be bald.

Produce offspring

I love reference humor!

You're embarrassing yourself.

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I found the original

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GAS GAS GAS

too much of a pussy to actually talk to a girl I like.

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Holy shit guys this is totally unrelated but I just sharted myself

I wouldn't know how to make an advance to save my life, the time I realized what girls find interesting in guys was when I went to this family get-together and I HAD to get along with this girl or else the whole evening would get awkward, so out of desperation I tried bringing up as many topics I could just to get her to say ANYTHING, I was BEGGING for her to go on some theatrical speech about how Disney Star Wars sucks and they need George Lucas back, which she kinda did, but wasn't enough.

Going to the kitchen to get some water didn't help either because she would follow me expecting to keep talking to her, she even followed me on my way to the bathroom, I had to tell that to her. She wasn't the brightest person I talked to. At least she had nice big tits, I know that because she was wearing this comfy frilly dress that family girls wear because they're not worried about their relatives perving on her, because they don't.

i don't fuck them because I don't respect them enough to give them the cock they crave. Go get some inferior cock somewhere else you beggars. Plenty of retards willing to oblige you, that's what you deserve

How do you talk to girls if you are a boring person with no social anecdotes or respectable skills/hobbies to talk about and no awareness of pop-culture. All I can do it rail off "funfacts"

Vertically. The left side is separate to the right side. He rapes her through the letterbox in the left one, and consensually fucks her through it in the right one.

I try and the right one doesn't have to try.

Jesus, do emcels really think like this?

You go for the dark and mysterious angle where you talk about as little as possible while acting like you're about to leave at any moment. It helps if you have a hobby that's even vaguely manly, good options are trade hobbies.

As a place to insert my dick and feel a positive rush induced by the chemicals in my brain?

Or as a life partner, someone who shares interests, passions, goals, someone who makes me feel better and someone I want to come home to?

The beauty of the first fades by the time you turn eighteen.

The beauty of the second only thrives because the chance of seeing it so rare. A lottery of love.

It never seemed worth the hassle to me. But I suppose that's the issue, it's all about the effort.

>be me
>develop crush on girl at job
>she actually makes an effort to talk to me
>new guy comes in
>literally looks exactly like me
>same height
>skinny, same hair color
>but his eyes are super far apart
>slowly discover that he is a legitimate narcissist
>doesn't matter, girl shows much more interest in him
>mayb they fuck not sure
So what I learned is that women are really easy to trick. Pretend you're the best and they will believe it

I have no confidence around women.

>get asked out
>think the date goes well
>dumps me via text a week later

Now its even worse

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It's retarded, so we call it retarded.

Engage in coitus.

instead of that chad and stacey nonsense why don't we do mare and mary
mares are female adult horses that are always loyal
mary is the most common given name for female humans in the united states, whom, statistically speaking, would not be loyal

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Devil Wears Prada has then when she dumps the entourage guy

Have you even tried checking the other comics by this artist?

This is worse than /pol/ with the same cherry picked cartoons, or literal-who's tweets, or opinion columns on Kirghiz blogs.
To get better leave the echo chamber.

I had an internet girlfriend for a while but eventually we only started talking on the phone and then she stopped answering my calls. I still have her address, maybe one day I'll have the balls to go look her up

I'm not attractive so if i'm quiet people just avoid me. Dark and mysterious is boring and weird if you aren't chad. The mysterious subculture is dead anyway.

What do you do with your time? Is there anything you're passionate about?

Jesus christ

at least you got a text...

needs more Roentgens

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>Or as a life partner, someone who shares interests, passions, goals, someone who makes me feel better and someone I want to come home to?
I will live the rest of my life wishing for this, but really, it's up to God.

kino

cia i'm trying to be a big guy 4u edit pls

I do
she just doesn't know it yet

Kek, you're just depleting your time and resources for another man. If she loved him so much, then why wasn't he the one repairing her heart.
Reminder lads, don't let these slags guilt you into being a cuck.

>reminder lads, no sex

Fixed it

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i did, then she ghosted me. really broke my heart too, she always said how she didn't know how to live without me and i'm her everything and all this other bullshit. at least she taught me never to believe women. none of what they say is the truth.

I doubt most people understand what that means let alone why its a bad thing.

Too tall.

Growing an isolation beard is fine. A manbun is never fine.

It's actually worse than that, a lot of the time they genuinely do believe it when they say things like that but women tend to be more changeable in stuff like this than men. They feel like they're being honest about how they feel in that exact moment, and that's what is important to them.

gloryholes are a fucking pain desu if they're a solid block of wood.

reminds me of that pasta about the father/daughter redpill

scott pilgrim vs the world is about this

>still no loss edit

post pls

Reminder that cuckoldry is prevented if you fuck your daughter.

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>bothering with women
take the gaypill

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i browse Yea Forums

based

You guys are so bitter and hyper sensitive towards woman it's pathetic

A bunch of literal faggots

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My phobia of sex has caused me to not care anymore. I probably am infertile so I will never be able to have a family anyway.

What's up with faggots thinking that you can just suddenly change your sexuality by choice?
And why would I?
Gays are mentally ill men who behave even more obnoxiously than women, the average fag has more sexual partners than even the slutties whores, and you are just unpleasant people to be around, and the only sex you can have is with some square, hairy man ass.

You have the worst qualities a woman could have in the body of a man.

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Well shit dude you should probably branch out.

what were they thinking

Clearly you've never been fucked over by one.

no, you need to fuck other men not faggots

And lets not forget, when you go from hetero to gay, the pool of available partners goes from 50% of humanity to less than 1%.
If you are gay and you meet a man you like, there's a 99% chance that he is not attracted to you by default.

Grow up and get over it loser

>just forget about it and make the same mistakes again
nah cunt

Men are heterosexual.
There's no such thing as a proper man who is also gay, because being gay is nothing but a fetish, being gay implies being a degenerate.
And again, i'm not attracted to men, 99% of men aren't attracted to men, we don't get booners for looking at naked men.

Why are you faggots incapable of understanding that you can't become gay by choice?

Why?, Do you doubt yourself?

I stopped caring a long time ago, I'll just fuck whores until I die

Only a tiny minority of people hit the jackpot with the first woman they get laid.
If you are going to give up after one attempt, then it's just natural selection filtering out the weak.

frankly, don't have time right now. i'm focusing on other things and simply don't care to get a partner at the moment.
i'm sexually active and have no issues talking to women, i'm just bust with other things.

At least it didn't happen after a year worth of relationship, stay positive.

500 Days of Summer is literally this.

m8 if that shit still happens after an entire year im fucking out

I tried to be gay but I literally can't be attracted to men no matter how hard I try.

youtube.com/watch?v=coJjo3NmAEI

At least you got a text

Because I grew up with abusive people and I have no confidence whatsoever.

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Best one

i feel like i've seen this film before

Legit made me laugh for 5 minutes

Extreme fear of rejection, no confidence in myself and also fear of not knowing what to do if the situation arrives since I'm a kissless virgin.

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Ok incels but which of these happens more often?

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gold

What are some movies where the protagonist has a gf that stays home and is supposed to clean and cook, but procrastinates the cooking and almost never cleans then expects the protagonist to not get upset over it. Preferably something with a running of under 2 hours.

I've spent the last 5 years getting an engineering degree,but I'm finally done so I'm going to be trying harder now. Wish me luck anons.

The problem is if you care about someone, rejection is overwhelming, if you don't love them at all, you shouldn't be trying to court them in the first place.

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At least for that brief week, you were happy. That's more than I've ever gotten.

It's cliche, but better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

Yes. Had my confidence destroyed by a shite UK high school that's 85% muslims, being white and vaguely smart made them dislike you.
I can never pick up on clues others might consider obvious.

That's an edit

Sure is Television & Film in here

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>also fear of not knowing what to do if the situation arrives since I'm a kissless virgin

This.

I have no social skills when it comes to flirting, courtship, dating, etc. etc. etc. I'm so far behind everyone else my age (26) it's absolutely pathetic. There's no one to show me the ropes, I don't have a wingman. I have no way of practicing these skills either, because everywhere I go I'll always be that weird guy at the bar who's sitting there alone and only occasionally has the courage to make really awkward conversation.

I'm stuck in a cycle that I don't know how to escape, and my self esteem drops exponentially lower as time creeps ever forward. I feel like I want to cry out for help, but that would only make me even more pathetic. And it's not like there's anyone out there who'd care enough to pity me anyway.

I'm a lost cause.

I'm workin' on it!

Based kind and reasonable user

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>just be someone else bro! Just act out being interesting bro!

Stop thinking of women as someone you have to “win”. You don’t need to be good at flirting, you don’t need a wingman, it’s all bullshit. Flirting itself isn’t some sort of arcane martial art that Chads know intuitively. Treat them like people. Be interested in their lives. Ask attentive questions. Be prepared to share your opinions and your hobbies. Find ways to make them interesting and relatable to people.

Also shower, shave, floss, and dress in clothes that fit you.

because I don't really like myself
and I don't want to deal with a relationship

Nothing wrong with being a good friend. I've helped save several female friends relationships with advice from outside the situation

The "being interesting" argument is retarded. You're asking them to just act and pretend.

Stop blaming the world for your own incompetence.

tick tock roastie
day of the wall incoming

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I do.

She’s tall, skinny, great ass, incredible tits. She cooks well. Cuddles. Great in bed and gives amazing head. She’d be a great mum and wife.

I’m tormented by my lust for other women.

You don't seem to understand. I do all of these things, or at least I try to. I don't think of women as an objective to win, I'm just so socially inept that I'm incapable of making meaningful connections. I spent my late teens and early teens dealing with literal, diagnosed depression issues that completely derailed my whole life. Dropped out of college, became a recluse, went nuclear and almost killed myself before my parents stepped in. Things are mostly better now, but the damage has been done and I'm still picking up the pieces.

I lack to social experience and clout that most people have and get just by existing, and I don't not just how to talk to women. Stories to tell, how to be interesting, how to make people like you, how to make friends in general. I haven't given up. I go out every week and try to put myself out there, but everywhere I go it feels like I'm just a 3rd wheel. For like in general.

Lately it feels like I'll never catch up though.

No, I’m asking them to find ways to sell their hobbies and/ or work as interesting, engaging and relatable to other people. It can be as simple as the tv you like, as long as you have more to say about it then “lol it’s funny”.

How old are you, do you have a job, are you seeing a therapist, and do you have any friends?

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Maybe that's why they can't find a partner? because their hobbies or interests are unatractive to women?

>no water edit

Women aren’t some universe hivemind with identical hobbies, interests and tastes. I’m engaged to a piece of ass and my main hobby is vidya and RP. So she’s not interested in Morrowind? Np, I’ll put on LiS and The Walking Dead. So she doesn’t like Rome? We’ll watch I, Claudius instead. Obviously not every woman is gonna be into the same shit as you, and no woman is gonna like everything you like, but you find common ground. Granted I was in a relationship by the time we started watching/ playing stuff together but the point stands.

I don't try

26. I have an office job. It's not great, but it's better than retail or McDonald's or whatever. I used to see a therapist, but honestly talk therapy really doesn't help much. I'm more of a self reflection kind of person. I have a few friends, I can count them on one hand, but none of them can really relate to what I've gone/am going through and I don't feel comfortable/close enough to talk to them about these kinds of things.

>Treat them like people. Be interested in their lives. Ask attentive questions
How to get friendzoned real quick

>I do

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>bro just act a little
hope it lasts bro, usually it doesn't
talking from experience, pretending and doing stuff you don't really enjoy is tiresome

>Women aren’t some universe hivemind with identical hobbies, interests and tastes.
I don't know man, browsing OKCupid/Hinge/Etc profiles I can see why someone might feel that way. Lotta basic bitches out there.

rofl im fucking dying

7 years so far! And I’ve not been pretending, I genuinely enjoy the things I talk about, so I genuinely enjoy talking about them! I think that’s what makes hobbies interesting to people who might not enjoy them themselves - passion and communication skills.

What the fuck are you talking about

>i've done something no one asked me to I am now owed
Boy that's retarded.

Based and redpilled

Based skinwalker comic

Yeah, I prefer to meet my women IRL tee bee haitch. There’s no way you can trust a fucking dating resume anyway, any more than you can trust an actual one.

Notice how the woman *has* to reframe their point every time as if they are desirable or that you are desiring them at that moment.
Fuck off cunt.

Lmao

I don't want a new gf, I just want a regular fuck buddy, paying gets tiresome
I don't care about romance shit, relationships are boring as fuck

I did. Lasted for quite a long time and was great for 90 percent of it, but it ended poorly and left me not wanting to do all that again.

I don't have one now because I was lucky last time and I won't ever be that lucky again.

It's a good thing life is about the journey and not the destination, right? You'd have to be one assblasted retard to go scorched earth on your own happiness and memories after someone else makes a decision you didn't like.

And they are in space

No it doesn't. You've literally cut the legs off from your point and propped the stump back up because you're too lazy or stupid to correct. Your relationship started on common ground and one of you was lying as you pointed out in the same post.

Tits or GTFO

Au Courant

This is so retarded that it might actually be a nigger.

I don't get it.

The beckon of intelligence
>only a roastie would post something I don't agree with.
It's okay to kill yourself. You've already admitted no one is going to fuck you. What's left?

It's snEED's fEED and sEED
Formerly chUCK's...

1488 gas the kikes race war now mean anything to you?

Too depressed and tired to take care of myself as well as maintaining a relationship without making the other person miserable and feel neglected. Last time i seriously tried was the end of 2017 with a girl i was already very much in love with only that ended horribly due to my exhibition of pathetic narcissism and self interest and anxiety. These are problems i dont know how to address and ultimately resolve which makes me more reclusive. I feel i could add something to peoples' lives but until i can figure out how to adapt properly, it's best i participate in our culture as little as possible to marginally reduce the toxicity already present

M Nighted. Nice.

I'm married and my wife has a girlfriend. I've had like 4 threesomes with different people each time. I've fucked chicks way out of my league. I've been across the country with women I never even slept with.

I say all this to point out I've had sex, a lot. I've interacted with women, a lot. That said:

I fucking hate women and they're subhuman.

be glad you got closure, I never gets texts, they just ghost me a week after the date.

Chuck's Feed and Seed?

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I have one

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It is only natural that those who take in all that is impure become impure themselves.

She's objectively right, stop blaming your shortcomings on women

Don't know how to get one.

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Just realized that?

>he says on Yea Forums
Why should anyone listen to the opinion of a degenerate?

Currently my situation. My girlfriend and I are on the verge of breaking up because she says I wont fully commit and get married. Im torn on what to do desu. I'm 35 so I'm probably over due to get married, but I'm just not feeling it.

This is 4channel

This is gonna sound cliche as fuck, but you need to learn how to love yourself first. It's hard to love someone who hasn't at least come to terms with themselves. I fucking hate myself so much that I wasn't willing to accept that someone else could love me, which in the end ruined what could have been a very good relationship.

Based and meidopilled

She'll be calling him back when she hits 30 and has 2 kids by a deadbeat dad. Oh she learned her lesson now she's ready to settle down.

>thought i me the right girl
>friend of a friend
>see her out multiple times
>going to see her one night at a party
>ok tonight were gonna fuck or hookup and move this forward
>turns out she has a bf
>wants to fuck anyway
>still fuck her
>continue this for a few weeks while she slowly breaks it off with her bf
>breaks up with him
>tell her i only want sex and would never date a woman who ruins a good relationship with some guy she happened to meet 3 times
That literally broke her and all her harpie friends, i told them i had no idea she was in a relationship when we fucked. So its her fault. She couldnt be loyal and honest with her bf of like 2 years so why would she be honest with me. They had no comeback other than im an asshole.

Ive alot met amazing girls who have never cheated and never would. Same with guys. Then ive met assholes who will do it the second they can. If you cant tell if someone will cheat or not youre a retard

I know you're right, and that's why I try to maintain a positive attitude and keep telling myself it's all in my head, but honestly it's pretty hard when you've never received any form of validation as a person.

Some days it's hard though.

Hopefully none

youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ZKLyOSjQ

watch this.

Eh? I like Rome and I, Claudius. I like LiS and TWD. Now my gf is into I, Claudius and LiS. We play interactive novels together and we watch the same shows. How was either of us lying?

Are you legitimately so retarded that you think people can’t learn to like new things or be introduced to new things through new people? My gf already liked Sopranos when we got together so it was a pretty natural progression from that to SFU to LiS, and from Sopranos straight to I, Claudius

We must start with genetics, genetics dice roll is extremely important for every human, genetics decide most importants part about a person looks, health and even intelligence
ghr.nlm.nih.gov/primer/traits/intelligence

As animals, humans have evolved a lot and we are gonna continue doing so, evolution has given both genders the edge on things, like females having more pain tolerance than males thanks to how reproduction works or males having better vision for tracking
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/09/120907-men-women-see-differently-science-health-vision-sex/

Natural selection is at work with humans, ugly people are the bottom tier of this, humans are also polygamic and extreme superficial by nature thousands of years ago, only 1 male reproduced for every 17 females, females are the ones on charge to keep the species alive, as long the species exist, a form of "inmortality" can happen, while a male can easily impregnate lots of females without issue, if a female gets pregnant the 9 month cycle starts and the female becomes extremely vulnerable + recuperation, this is why females tend to be picker than men when it comes to dating, is completely biological and this can also be seem on more species of the animal kingdom.
psmag.com/environment/17-to-1-reproductive-success

Education enters on this, trying to remove kids superficial human nature from them, but fails terribly at doing so, this is why bullying on schools and even on the workplace is more common for ugly people, no education is strong enough to remove the superficial insticts that humans have.
telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10187407/Ugly-people-are-more-bullied-at-work-study-finds.html

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Thanks friend. I love Patrice. I'll check it out

Looks are extremely important for everything in the life of a human, this also includes height as taller people get payed more than short people on the same job, looks are this important because we evolved to like beautiful things and ugly people represent everything that humans have evolved to hate with a passion.
livescience.com/5552-taller-people-earn-money.html

Males tend to have relationships with uglier females because of the higher sex drive related to hormones, this also is the main fuel for hypergamy.
psychologytoday.com/blog/cultural-animal/201012/the-reality-the-male-sex-drive

First impression is extremely important when making social life, humans have evolved to need to make decisions quickly and the first thing that a person will judge on another one is their face, after that his brain will get other conclusions, this usually happens in less than a SECOND
psychologicalscience.org/observer/how-many-seconds-to-a-first-impression

Ugly people are also more vulnerable to get mental problems later on their lifes, as we need social contact as humans to be able to function well, being extremely lonely is very harmful to the organism and even causes more damage than smocking one pack of cigs a day and obesity
telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/08/06/loneliness-deadlier-obesity-study-suggests/

This study also shows very good proof that females don't need good looks to get into dating
reis.cis.es/REIS/PDF/REIS_159_07_ENGLISH1499424514902.pdf
quote from the study: "For men, the results show that being unattractive decreases the likehood of finding a partner, of finding a partner with an university degree, and or finding a partner with a higher education level. For women, physical attractiveness DOES NOT affect the likehood of any of these events ocurring."

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I feel like you’re down-playing a lot of shit that invalidates your insecurity. You started out by saying nobody cared enough to try save you but then you said your parents saved you/ sorted you out when you were suicidal. Honestly you sound like you have a bit of a Martyr complex and you’re kinda wallowing in self-pity

Then your point is meaningless. You're saying you don't have to like the same shit and to support that you provide evidence of you liking the same shit. How the fuck is not starting as a carbon copy of someone else better than them becoming one after entering a relationship? I didin't realize you were shit at logic, that one is my bad,

One of the most important atributes on a person is their face, studies have show the importance of it as well how persons value another person personality based on their looks and especially their faces study about face rstb.royalsocietypublishing.org/content/366/1571/1638 and the study about personality ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4873083/

Dating sites have also showed graphics about this i.imgur.com/W9UpxpO.png and how each gender rates the opposite one i.imgur.com/aq79QYT.png, online dating also has keep getting stronger i.imgur.com/1AHIQIU.png and according to NASDAQ even stronger on profit. nasdaq.com/article/of-love-and-money-the-rise-of-the-online-dating-industry-cm579616


With that info on mind, we can now talk about the experiments where a misogynist i.imgur.com/O5g3e2N.png, a rapist i.imgur.com/LUECk4y.jpg and a neonazi imgur.com/a/e13cf get matches without problem. We can also take a look at Ted Bundy case youtube.com/watch?v=kvEKhdkmSnk , Jeremy Meeks case i.imgur.com/j3XSL7L.jpg or even Richard Ramirez case i.imgur.com/CpO0iwk.jpg, thanks to our biology, looks are more important than ever, especially with the internet.

Looks matter, and they matter a lot and they will continue matter until we all die as an species, bad genes are not wanted and thats one of the main reasons genetic engineering is so big technologyreview.com/s/535661/engineering-the-perfect-baby/, the next step is to make perfect humans and trash the ones with bad genes. Also lonely people suffer more risk to try suicide. theguardian.com/society/2015/jun/25/loneliness-a-key-risk-factor-for-suicide-among-australian-men-study

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Blue Valentine.

>Girls tend not to like it when you think they're not real people and shouldn't have rights.
does it matter ? , its the truth. Not saying there coudn't be some autistic lesbian that dodge the rule. But women are more sex machines than 'people'.

Tits or GTFO. Also, I never said roastie.

Like - to elaborate - you have friends, family that care about you, a decent-ish job, and access to a therapist, but for some reasons none of that seems to count for much

Why would you want to watch a beta who can't dump a malfunctioning woman for 2 hours?

90% of woman problems are solved by having dignity and self-respect.

I meet someone we get along so well it becomes a roller coaster of mixed signals ppl think there is something between us but then nothing
also this

You wanted to see some man meat you fucking faggot?

Asian women are far more likely to intermarry than their male counterparts. In 2015, just over one-third (36%) of newlywed Asian women had a spouse of a different race or ethnicity, compared with 21% of newlywed Asian men.

The real pain is girls finding you physically attractive but not enough to excuse your horrid personality.

One Night Stand limbo bros.

Should not have been deleted

I'm working on it, she tried to warn me that she likes to get all friendly with everyone and that might make me jealous or something. what should I do? am I in for some legit cucking?

That's too fucking generalized. Asians are a group of 3 billion people and there is something 33 million men in china that won't find a woman because the math won't add up.

>but honestly it's pretty hard when you've never received any form of validation as a person.
yeah, I know what you mean bro, I've never had much validation either. The person I talked about always saw the best in me, and it was very hard for me to believe her. Like, you think I'm pretty? You're just saying that to make me feel better. Also didn't help that she was a legit 8/10 in the looks department,(I still don't understand how I even got her in the first place) she was used to being complimented and found it weird that I couldn't take a compliment

sounds like a cunt, just jerk off

>treating women like anything more than a piece of meat you bust your nut into
ISHYGDDT

Thread felt like the old Yea Forums and the old Yea Forums

Tits or GTFO, you homophobic cunt.

hahaha

>she tried to warn me that she likes to get all friendly with everyone
By friendly she mean 'open' and by 'to everyone' she mean 'high status male'
run my dude.

You’re not making any sense. My point was you can make your hobbies interesting to other people, even if they don’t like them or have no experience with them - but I never said they couldn't then come to like them. I then went on to say that they’re never going to like everything you like even if they have things in common with you. I then went on to provide an example that indicates that, even if somebody doesn’t like your hobby, they can probably relate to some aspect of your hobby. So yes, it helps to have some common ground/ mutually enjoyable activities, but no, you don’t need to have the exact same hobbies - but you can still talk about those hobbies in an interesting way. So, instead of gameplay/ RPG elements, I might talk about the world and characters instead.

I don’t know where you got carbon copies from at all. You seem to be making grand, sweeping assumptions based on very little evidence - which explains your attitude towards women :^)

YOU JUST KNOW

roastie with kid because incels don't approach woman but chad is always rejecting girls with baggage

Figures the onions isn't working anymore so you're moving on to semen. Kind of confused about the tits part, that's not where semen comes from.

So you got consistent validation from this girl?

Only in the same way that men are more killing machines than "people". Yes women tend to be kind of different to men but if that renders you incapable of connecting with them that's honestly more on you. I've known a great many good, intelligent, engaging women and I've known a lot of stupid vacuous men. People should be taken on a case by case basis.

It's amazing how a simple two-panel comic can cause so much ass pain on this site

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>No pumpkin in the original photo daddy's hands were a little bit higher. We gotta do this right you know.

It only applies to those in the US.

The only thing I'm intentionally leaving out is the time jump, and a lot of context that would require several character limit length posts. I've worked hard for what little I have, and it's been a struggle with a lot of ups and downs just to maintain it. I have a decent-ish job that I don't like, a handful friends that I'm not particularly close with and see every few weeks, and access to a therapist that really didn't help as much as being honest with myself did. I have my own shitty apartment and a cat too.

I admit it could be worse, but just because I'm not suicidal anymore doesn't change the fact that the path I've gone down in life has left me a social retard lightyears behind his peers in both social skills and establishing a life for himself. I've been playing catch up for like half a decade now.

Also, opening up to your parents about about how you've hit rock bottom and plan to kill yourself soon is a little different than complaining to my parents about >tfw no gf

>So its her fault
You were dishonest as well, or do you reject the fact that you were unclear with what your intentions were with your relationship, which if I'm reading this right made her misunderstand and get upset?

Really if a girl doesn't make it easy for you to talk to/be with her, aka she hangs around and sometimes initiates conversation there is no hope. Even if she's some whore who says yes to a date she has no intention of staying with you. Just look at her response time if you say hi or something.

>I’m engaged to a piece of ass
>your attitude towards women :
Stop projecting.

As for the rest of it. There is a good to fair chance I misunderstood this passage.
>I was in a relationship by the time we started watching/ playing stuff together
Elaborate if you will. I did jump in midway and there is a chance other context was missed.

Why don’t you just re-read the posts you dumbfuck autist - if you’re lost because you jumped in halfway then go back to the beginning.

>stop projecting

Speculating isn’t projecting, and don’t dish out what you can’t take

>Speculating isn’t projecting
Speculating is the essence of projecting. You haven o barring on who I am as a person because we've never met so you insert information (like your attitudes towards x) to fill the gaps, you troglodyte fuck.
>Why don’t you just re-read the posts you dumbfuck autist
Because it's faster for you to explain a single passage than it is for me to look for a needle in a haystack of needles. You know what you meant in your head I would still have to interpret from earlier content.

but if she was a cunt then she wouldn't be so upfront about it. by friendly she meant something like to have "platonic" hugs with her friends that are mostly consisted of gays and bis (yeah she's one of those types). I don't know, I guess she might just wanna give me a heads up if I'm uncomfortable with all of that? I mean I kinda am but she doesn't seem to be the adulterous type but I'm not even sure anymore. I kinda don't wanna leave her, it's hard enough to find a girl like her let alone someone who put up with my spergy social retardness during our first meeting

Tits or GTFO.

>tfw no girl has ever initiated a conversation with me unless she needed me to do something

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this