FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA!

He had one eye on me, the other on Rick.

What's up niggerrs! ON the dubba dubba dubba you beeeeeee!
I Like Chickeeeeeen!

THEY NEVER SHOULDA GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY!

What’s up I AM your manager

Fuck yeah I suck toes!...uh, can I help you?

This ring was imprinted on that black head of his for a week

only because no one responds to my chappelle show threads

CHARLIEMURPHY

go back to your countryyy
i cant understand youuuu
white power!

CONDOLEEZA RICE

Who said something about oil bitch you cookin'?

WACARNOLD'S IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

You want this roll, nigga? You gonna have to shoot me

Haven't seen a chapelle thread in weeks.
If you're going to talk about an american show, make sure you post the thread when the americans are still awake.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

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YOU BLACK MAGIC, EVIL MOTHAFUCKAS

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I need to stop smoking this shit right here, son

Why haven’t you diversified your bonds nigga?!

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Twin Peaks

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ew nigga you smell like french fries

Calvin got a job im so proud of him
lets rob that nigga

Don't drop that shit

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>"Because of my complexion Rick would call me, he'd me and my brother darkness. See this is LONG before Wesley Snipes..."

Computer: Blue
Garland: Pickey

You wanna make the band? First you gotta walk to Queens and get me a sugar cookie.

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hey yo chad i had sex with katie too mang
katie got some big ol tittays

This ain't tradin' places, nigga. This is REAL. FUCKIN. LIFE. Protect yo' goddamn neck.

>Imagine investing in Smith-Barney like a fucking bitch

Who are the 5 best rappers of all time?
Think about it

DYLAN
DYLAN
DYLAN
DYLAN
DYLAN

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Breast milk~~
You made my day~ay~

CRADLE OF FUCKIN' CIVILIZATION

You look like Bill Cosby on crack!

I'm not a suger-cookie-getter, I'm a rappa.

*pol enters the thread*
NICE THREAD NIGGA

FONZWORTH, BRING ME A SANDWICH

youtube.com/watch?v=xI5NQ-0Ubfs

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Swole Dave still throws me off, I'm so used to skinny Dave

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I miss this lil nigga's show like you wouldn't believe

We was the blackest niggas on the planet

WU-TANG!

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based as fuck

konichawa bitches

UNITYYYYY!!!

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I still haven't watched any of Chapelle's new stuff because I don't want to ruin the memories

What you need is some chapstick and a set of trousers

has there ever been a better comedy show than this? I don't remember nothing that made me laugh so hard and had more quotable shit

MAN YOU CORNY

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He went to his homeland and took the red pill.
>refused to sell out to the dark forces of Hollywood
>lifted
>does what he wants now

HER UNDERWEAR HAD DICKHOLES IN 'EM

SILKY MINK MADE OUT OF 100% RAT ASS

HAHA, (hit me baby)

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Based as fuck. Didn't think Yea Forums liked Chappelle. He's pretty redpilled it seems

Hard to say. Maybe the seasons of SNL that had Chevy Chase, Will Ferrell, Bill Murray and Chris Farley?

IT'S DA ROC. HOLLA.

how new are you?

Didn't he leave the show because he felt uncomfortable with the laughing of a white stage hand on set? He is "redpilled" in the "we should be able to make jokes about anything" sense, not much else AFAIK

he left because his ran out of quality content and was feeling the pressure
same shit with almost every single sketch show, they go ham and then get cancelled after a couple of seasons because it isn't funny anymore

Yeah, some SNL years were good, but still nothing comes close for me like Chappelle Show were I can just see screenshots or quotes and it still cracks me the fuck up remembering that shit even though I haven't watched the show in forever

That's because it's not really him. The muscles are just to rub it in our faces.

>white stage hand on set
it was bill burr's honky ass

YO CALVIN, IT'S A THIN LINE BETWEEN FRIES AND SHAKES

This is not an option nigger if you don't smoke this we have a problem.

He took us back to his place and...he made us pancakes

clean it up fool or I'll knock you out

Would you keep it down?! We’re trying to make love over here

man i had it bad for the chubby girl in the pink tracksuit from this sketch

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>What is...a chickenhead?
>Oooh. You could find that anywhere! On the street -- on the block...one of those that you take home and wear out.
>That is correct!

RIVERSIDE MOTHERFUCKER

Dave, I did't know that you liked to get wet

That's PCP, angel dust, Sherman Helmsley, Love Boat, Ashy Larry

>Is pimping easy?
>………………...Hell yeah
>Somehow that is correct

IIRC she's actually from the real Making the Band show with P. Diddy

White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X

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>I bought my momma a car
>spent the rest on... PCP
Loves his mother, loves PCP

Job applications are stupid. "Why do you wanna work for us?"

"Oh its because I have a passion for frozen yogurt! NIGGA, I'M BROKE!"

>Chappelle Show
>Reno 911
>The Shield
saw all that shit live on a 50 lb tube tv in college

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Clayton Bigsby:
Then Jasper said "Look here, nigger, if anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be *me*."

Favorite skit? Dice Games is a personal favorite
>Blind KKK
>Haters Awards
>Real World
>Charlie Murphy Hollywood stories
>Wac Arnold's

Reno 911 was comfy as fuck. I still want to demolish pic related

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I'm a Chronic Masturbator and New York Boobs

>what can i say about that suit that hasn't already been said about afghanistan
probably my fav line in the whole series

if you went to college in the mid oughts and you didn't have the chapelle's show dvd box set in your dorm you got no pussy

Reno 911 was godlike as well IMO. The lottery ticket misprint scene was a classic

it's gotta be blind kkk for me at the very top but you have a fine list there user

SPACE NIGGA, WE'RE GOING TO SPACE

HEY NIGGERS! TURN THAT JUNGLE MUSIC DOWN! WOOGIE BOOGIE, NIGGER! WOOGIE BOOGIE!

Did he just call us niggers?... AWESOME!

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I plead tha fif

Samuel Jackson Beer
Racial Draft
Pop Copy

THAT PISS WAS DIGITAL!

>MARS, RED ROCKS
>YEH YEAH

Let's also not forget the studio execs wanted to start putting him in drag and other shit black actors went through. He was getting too big and they were looking to bring him down a peg.

1, 2, 3, 4, FIF

Female characters that were actually funny. We need more Reno 911 threads.

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his fucking writing partner on the show was white

I don't like Neil and I'm glad that Dave fucked him over or that Neil at least feels like he did.

BREEEAASSST MIIIIILLLK YOU MAKE MY DAAAAAYYYYYY

>Neil Brennan
((White)))

You will receive the mandatory minimum of life in prison.

Plenty of time to life weights....and convert to Islam

You're an animal, filthy big lipped big nosed beast

40 NATIONS READY TO ROLL SON

whiter than you muhammad

I AM IN NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM
INVOLVED IN ANY NIGGERDOM

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We goin' to war soon, invest in some nuclear bombs

> Clap for me, bitch

JAPANS SENDING PLAYSATIONS

ME AND BROTHER JEB JUST CAME BACK FROM AFRICA

CRADLE OF FUCKING CIVILI-ZATION

STANKONIA SAID THEY'RE WILLING TO DROP BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD

He went on Inside the Studio and basically called out the jew.

youtube.com/watch?v=J7-s0rCvXFk

Dave also developed a REALLY bad taste for the sauce. He was on Norman Reedus's motorcycle show and he did a set. After 15 minutes on stage he was so drunk he couldn't even stand up.

Black Bush was literally too good

They were trying to turn him into a token nigger and neuter his creative control over the product. They were trying to get him to make shit political. Frankly him bowing out pre Obama is the best thing that could have happened.

THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

YOU FUCKIN OJ!?

We are here with the richest black man in Harlem....TRON

The Niggar Family and Zapped!. I was cracking up just thinking about it the other day at work.
>Jenny's dad losing it over dating Timmy Niggar

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>Fuck Nick Cannon
>You want this roll nigga? You going to have to shoot me.
>ZAPPED

owwwwwwww

He's hilarious

Is that Will Smith in the middle?

CMON Y'ALL LET'S GET OUTTA HERE

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CHARLIE MURPHY

100% Cambodian

CLAP FOR ME BITCH

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I'M RICK JAMES BITCH

I got some yellow cake right, wrapped up in this special CIA napkin
Pray ta GAWD you don't drop that shit

THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FAAAATHER

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>some black dude

Say word he tried to kill your father

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT

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Make-A-Wish was pretty great

The greatest thing about Chappelle Show (not Chappelle's Show which is a Mandella Effect) is that it never got sucky.

That show was based as fuck. I forget the show the tall brunette weird, yet weirdly hot gal was on. Help me out, please.

COME ON Y'ALL GET OUTTA HERE

Is Wayne Brady Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch?

>Dice Games is a personal favorite

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buc Nasty's mama's dish

It’s Computer Blue, Darling Nikki. They’re back to back tracks on Prince’s album Purple Rain

it was actually
"yo wassup nigga I AM yo' managuh!"
get it right, YOU FUCK

Listen, sister. I have to go take a shit.

the man who's so woke and pro-black he married philippina
kek

Yup, that's him.

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is there a bigger hack in comedy than paul mooney?

>WHOOP HIS ASS
>WHOOP HIS ASS

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It's Condilingus actually

too soon

youtu.be/HeOVbeh2yr0

He's the comedy equivalent of a superstitious black supremacist in the comments section of youtube video on Amun-Ra. He's retarded and every black comedian is better than him.

I caaaaan't understand you, go back to your country;

HWITE POWER.

And all different kinds of chinks.

Why was Chappelle so racist?

got

I thought about long and hard.
I have to give it up to "History Channel: The World's Greatest Wars" with Mos Def as the "Sneaker stepper" real shame that it's one of the only skits not on YouTube.
Mos def doing the bird calls the whole time and saying "y'all nigars kneed 2 knoe how 2 kook crak" always gets me

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President Black Bush is top tier Chappelle kino

got is for faggots, kill yourself post-haste

I miss when we all could laugh at chapelle show before the race bait and pc killed the fun

PLEASE BELIE DAT

youtube.com/watch?v=HQaxPEnyhvc

oh mah gahd its oshama bin laden
dat nigga pump my gas
well thats ironic because i take yoga from him

UNITEYYY

don
DRAP
thayt
sheeit

prayda GAWD you don drawp that sheeit

Wiegel was the therapist in Sunny who Dennis drew with the huge boobs.

young conservatives was a mistake

This. Very underrated.

Fuck...

He’s Irish you gimp

Those were better days.

M.A.R.S. Mars bitches! Red rocks son! yay yay!

still not White

You are better off not, he may not be bad but the magic is gone

got it wrapped up in mah special cia napkin

very insultin what you said about my coat

th

that aged well

Comedy Central really fucked him hard. I feel bad

How did they fuck him? He left.

They were going to pay him fifty mil but they were also going to meddle with the direction of the show, possibly making it unwitty and unfunny as a result.
said it best. I remember the S3 promos where he was with a white family and held up a piece of chicken. I was fucking hyped.

Imagine how I felt when it was a rerun that night and the next week after that.

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You think this is a GAME nigga??

In your face, Charlie Murphy.

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now this was before Wesley Snipes. we were the darkest people in hollywood

based and rp

>Now wait a goddamn minute Rondell, that wasn’t part of the bargain

Also creepy things started happening to him where producers on movie sets would try to get him to dress in women's clothes in his roles.

WOOGY BOOGY NIGGER

My name’s Leonard Washington

Where I’m from? Little town called none yo’ got damn biness

*coughs*
Cracka

that's a thing. you see bunch of these hotep black nationalists with half-white kids.

Black delegation select Eminem

Go upstairs and put on some lotion right now

>tfw charlie murphy, rick james, and prince are all dead now

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And when I leave come together like butt cheeks.

>Zapped!
Dave Chappelle...you've ruined my life!
>Dave laughs maniacally

IT WAS MOO-OONEY, AHHH!

I'm 90% certain Patrice is wrote that line.

>He was on Norman Reedus's motorcycle show
I can't i didn't know about this, and i can't believe even less that i'm going to watch it right now.

Thanks user.

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See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody’s couch like it’s something to do? Come on. I had a little more sense than that.