Picard Star Trek

On the good side he's not showing off his dick in the leak

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>Are you excited about the new Picard photo leak?

You could have at least posted the photo, dumbo.

It will be awful. its made by the Discovery people under their alternate license bs. Its Luke Skywalker all over again.

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This. DS9 was the GoT of its time, people hate it because he isn't the usual black and white shit.

>GoT wanted to subvert fantasy tropes
>DS9 wanted to subvert Trek trops
>GoT has no black and white characters
>DS9 has no black and white characters
>both have arcs instead of episodic shit
>focus on politics and gritty realism
>huge fucking battles showing the horror of wars
>they both show that morality is a meme

People hate them because it doesn't cuddle them.

>I created the Fat Riker meme

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I fucking love Picard and Sir Patrick Stewart, and I want another movie like this.

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Deep Space Nine is a true pleb filter, fuck you

>black
>thin-wristed phonetard zoomer latching onto the neanderthal boomer captain because he thinks that will make him masculine somehow
Don't you think it's time to grow up and stop rebelling against your liberal parents, Corky? Try cleaning your room and having sex.

You know you're losing the war when you have old men on the front lines.

He's had weak old man voice for the last 7 years

>First white man to kiss a black woman on screen
>Show for the Alt- right

Projecting Shakespeare on stage for years will do that.

>>Cuckold libtard numales
You mean the kids with Yea Forums folders? Like you?

I am scared he will just mail in his performance this time, wanting to pad out his retirement before quitting.

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Yeah but he's got a turkey neck and looks like an old turtle, it's not 1998 anymore

so Trump

You mean COLONIZED.

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Yeah, this is all so radically different from every other Trek show.

Fucking retards

>DS9 fans always claim that DS9 is made for alt righters and redpilled
>when confronted by the truth they just go back saying it's just like the other treks
as usual, mental gymnastics

>t. resident black kid on his phone

>This many mental backflips because he likes a progressive show
Keep crying

>retirement before quitting.

He'll probably continue working until he drops dead, like his friend Ian McKellen who won't stop working.

>1. Dedicated time to feminism
I HATE feminism!
>2. Dedicated time to police brutality
wtf police brutality against niggers is fucking based.
>3. Dedicated time to black fathers
Black """"""""""fathers"""""""""" roflmao
>4. Dedicated time to patting themselves on the back for being one of the first shows to have scenes with only black characters
AYYO WE WUZ WAKANDA N SHEEEIT
>5. Dedicated time to muh racist drumpf and racist white guys
Orange man bad, white men bad, typical libtards.
>6. Dedicated time to LGBT representation
GAY!
>7. Had an entire segment where Ira pauses the entire movie to have a moment where they talk about how the show didn't have enough sexual identity propaganda
Yeah that's gonna be a likes from me dawg.
>8. The big nosed guy (obvious jew) wore a shirt celebrating communist terrorist Che Guevarra and likened Kira to him
...FUCKING JEWS!
>9. Had a moment to talk about how poverty is all the Republicans fault for not caring and not being socialists
Niggers, stop having babies. Spics, fuck off back to M*xico.
>10. Dedicated a segment to reveal that Garack is gay and that (((Behrs))) biggest regret was not making him and Bashir a couple
Haha just like Bumbledore amirite, also Hogwarts students jack off and shit themselves.
>11. Almost all the "fans" interviewed were disproportionately female or nonwhite despite the fact the majority of STs audience are white males
Arrrrrgggghhh wimmin n minorities reeeeeeeeeeee

Lmao salty black boi is seething tonite.

>DS9 fans always claim that DS9 is made for alt righters and redpilled
>Thinking everyone on Yea Forums is some faggot /pol/ crossborder

I-I can’t defend myself reeeeeeeeeeeee
Keep crying cuck

Ian is now making gay-friendly shows. Turns out he was a dandy all along.

>t. Nog's best friend

>First
second, people keep getting this wrong, Star Trek is already a significant show, you don't NEED for it to have this too

I've only seen a few episodes from that sitcom Vicious, seemed alright.

I saw the first five minutes then I changed the channel cos dat shit's fuckin gay yo

DS9 - the Dominion were the jews, the jem-hadar were their American poodles, the vorta were zionists, and the ferengi were muslims just trying to make a living in an atheistic federation.

>K-keep crying reeeeeee
So BTFO you can't even respond properly little faggot

Derek Jacobi >>> Patrick Stewart > Ian McKellan

How come Derek never made it big in Hollywood.

tldr too busy colonizing bro

I like camp sometimes in my British comedy so there's that.

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>doesn't know where the comma goes
>cries about people not responding properly
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>Using t. As a defense
>Can’t argue his point
Wrecked

I

>Moves goalpost because he lost
Cry more

G

I hope he's not that shirt-off muscular action type of Picard they were going for in those last three dreadful TNG movies. Picard is only good when he lectures his enemies over the viewscreen.

they couldn't of just went with new uniforms or they grey ones?

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>Derek Jacobi

Haven't seen him in much apart from the usual I, Claudius, Cadfael and that.

>DS9
>worst trek
wanna guess how I know you're a faggot?

I honestly can’t tell if this is a joke. It looks legit.

lol thats fuckin boring idiot

its on a streaming service. not excited at all and wont even pirate in case its good and i accidentally feel the need to advertise for them. show doesnt exist for me.

It's gonna be shitty like Discovery but
>Diversity
Star Trek was always diverse, why is this a bad thing now?

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>white

IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

Dam he married well.

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Don’t say that user. You’ll upset the /pol/ incels. That think the show is for them.

His British accent still does wonders if when you're into your 70s.

so I guess he had a boner for Famke all through the shooting of X-Men

next you'll claim the jews have always had star trek

>incel
You know whenever you use that word you expose yourself as the femitard cuntsplainer you are.

>next you'll claim the jews have always had star trek
Roddenberry was jewish.

Who didn't?

>>First white man to kiss a black woman on screen
That was a forced rape scene though. Kirk was so disgusted he almost puked.

Current year CBS is allergic to traditional values and true progressivism. They hopped on the trendy version of progressivism. The kind where queens slay and coloreds are superior to whites, rather than showing everyone actually getting along and working together for a better future. I call it the "boys vs girls episode" form of progressivism.

>STD
>Twilight Zone
>The Good Fight
>all the other bullshit on their All Access streaming service

CBS doesn't want to make money. They want to promote their brainless activism while wearing the dead skin of franchises we once loved.

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They grey ones were always a bit too Nazi for my taste. Glad we're getting modernized DS9 uniforms.

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This. Any user who wants to see real Star Trek, check out the Orville, which has just been renewed for season 3 btw

all shows are pozzed now. how the fuck do you fags watch tv?

>That was a forced rape scene though. Kirk was so disgusted he almost puked.

Not really, it was a violation of the Federation's direct line of authority rule, where you can't bang people that work directly for you.
If Uhura was in Engineering he would have tapped that black pussy long ago. The show hinted that Kirk regularly got his choice of fresh ensign snatch.

So basically he was a colonizer.

Kirk may have had an unceremonious death. But what they're about to do to Picard will be so much worse

Doctor McCoy could barely keep up with all his venereal diseases.

Implying I do. Implying i pay for it

I never either and I guess if they are a bit updated it's okay. just seemed like they kinda forgot or didnt care

The last season it's ever gonna get

You misspelled "best."

I guess all of /pol/ and Yea Forums are femitard cuntsplaine’s then

I don't know, these new high collars feel kinda fascisty to me

I always really liked the padded grey First Contact uniforms, literally make things more uniform

Patrick stewart became a huge cuck, anyways. So nah, not really.

Nazi's were fashionably dressed.

>reused costumes
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THEM! THIS IS TREK! REUSING IMAGERY I LOVE! FUCK DISCOVERY AND MAKING THE FUTURE LOOK LIKE THE FUTURE! SHADILAY!

>I always really liked the padded grey First Contact uniforms, literally make things more uniform
Yeah, they look good and the details work on TV, but they are a bit too complex and multi layered and should rather be gala-uniforms since you can't sit in a chair for 8 hours wearing these things without sweating like a puma.

>Kirk
So are Chad Jews based or not? You have to make up your mind.

Yeah, the First Contact/late DS9 uniforms always looked a little too heavy, especially considering they consisted of:
>gray-shouldered jacket
>colored undershirt or vest
>purple tank top
the early DS9/VOY uniforms looked a lot more comfortable, they were just the outer uniform jacket and a purple undershirt

>DS9 was a bit preachy, but it was probably one of the more redpilled Star Treks of all time.
that time where Sisko committed a warcrime by nuking a colony

>2019 star trek
no i'm fine lmao, lefties cant write for shit anymore.

Are they ever gonna show bathrooms in Trek?

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this but unironically

They have, lots of times.

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Listen up faggots they will make him gay. It’s going to be Stewart’s Ellen. He will come out as gay in real life during his portrayal of his character on the show, in an episode starring his over fifty year long paramour, Ian McKellen.

I know you incel marketing goons and trekkies are trying to deny it but you just know they’re going to make Picard gay. Let it be known that I have powers of prescience and perception and my finger is directly on the pulse of the current day zeitgeist.

Ignore me at your peril. But you won’t forget and I’ll be in each Picard thread I see to remind you, I planted this flag in the uncharted territory called our future and I will claim it again, with proper citation in the archives and screen shots, when it comes to pass.

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Isn’t this meant to be about Brexit?