Why did critics hate it?
Why did critics hate it?
William Butler
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Leo Cruz
Brain dead NPCs who want cred for hating Michael Bay
Leo Walker
The music made the movie, the main theme made the movie feel pretty dark
Liam Nguyen
Didn't it get like middling scores? It wasn't completely hated
Ryan Morales
It's not really that good.
Daniel Parker
It wasn't revealed to be a dark comedy until it was released, even though it should've been insanely obvious.
Austin Wright
Marky Mark was past his prime, and this was before The Rock was considered cool again, so nobody cared.
Caleb Ross
He's the perfect actor for the 'i'm trying to understand but i'm just a little too stupid to' roles.
Julian Howard
It was a fun movie. Critics hate fun.
Josiah Wright
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Lincoln Brooks
They're soiboys whose test levels have never exceeded that of a woman.
You can only fully appreciate this movie if you are a high test alpha and can relate to Lugo.
Alexander Brown
kino of the decade contender
Justin Scott
Kermode tore into it so well
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Thomas Sanchez
I should care about someone named after a toilet?
Adrian Nguyen
Who gives a fuck.
Kevin Butler
too much toxic masculinity
Adrian Watson
You're brave mentioning Kermode around these parts, despite him right much of the time.
Luis Morales
You guys do apparently
I find him very eloquent and witty and agree with him on most things on average, but i feel like he's been a bit soft on big franchises recently, considering how much he hated PoTC back in the day
William Bell
Lol no I don't, why would you think that?
Hudson Gray
Some limey faggot crying about misogyny is probably the best pitch your gonna get to see it.
Ian Sanchez
It was too LITTY for the CRITICS, only the FANS could truly appreciate the PANTS PISSING summer FUN for the whole family.
Nicholas Turner
>your gonna
American education, everyone. Pain and Gain is about your level lmao.
Jaxon Lee
i think its one of Bay's better received movies
Dominic Powell
The faggot named it his second worst movie of the last ten years when that wasn't even close to being the worst film of this decade
Nathaniel Myers
Me and the BROS got LITTY to this FLICK, we all PISSED so MUCH our SHOES got FULL. Stay LITTY!
Xavier Evans
as if british slang isn't 10 times more retarded.
Carson Hernandez
Luis James
Adrian Young
It's the best comedy of the past 10 years.
Gabriel Morris
>movie about gym rats salty they didn't go to college to get a good job so they steal the money they feel they're deserved
How could anyone relate to this?
William Cook
t switch playing bugman critic
Jacob Sullivan
A bastardization of the American dream; a whirlwind trip of candy-coated excess & bad taste; a Scorsese pastiche that's somehow darker and weirder and even more coked out. It was a moment of fucking serendipity when this screenplay slid across Bay's desk because it plays to all his strengths: the shrieking absurdist black humor, the obsession with bodies both male & female, the sun-soaked locale, the pot shots at byzantine institutionalism (that this remains empathetic to the deluded 99%ers at its center is my favorite thing about it.) I like to imagine Bay sees himself as Ed Harris, chuckling at these fucking rubes like a smug son of a bitch. "Enjoy the little things in life" is such a bizarre, ironic sentiment coming from a director who trades in wanton destruction, but it makes sense given his predilection for blue jeans wearin' #normalass dudes.
Leo Flores
Kinda this : would have gotten a lot better critical review if it wasn't Bay
Easton Jenkins
Oi Governah
Ethan Taylor
It's Govnah, you pleb.
Lucas Harris
The crime isn't something to be made fun of, and they don't have a sense of humour
Jeremiah Bennett
>scum
Pure K I N O
Nolan Bell
too based
Anthony Roberts
that guy is a total fag