Free Bill Cosby

Free Bill Cosby

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pretty based desu

kek, I spent two years in the slam. The guy's probably the life of the yard. And what're you going to do, you want to be known as the guy who busted Bill Cosby's cheeks? Even the Brand would kill you for fucking with Bill Cosby.

Fucking based

Absolute lad. Watching the Cosby show after coming home from school is still some of the comfiest times in my life

what did he do wrong exactly? fuck some groupies?

I could see Bill Cosby as the prison king pin. Once you've crossed him they drag you down to his cell to get a taste of his puddin' pop. Then he rapes you.

>Former inmate
Did they let him out because he's turning white?

He made the mistake of not letting his lawyer do the talking

Based, they can't break him

Cosby show was boring as fuck I prefered suite life of zack and cody son

the worst crime possible, he wasnt jewish

Fuck off Zoomer

blacks are the real Israelites, white devil. not those khazar rape babies

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>when your credit score starts going up

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>when you haven't stolen a bike in 3 days

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How else are you going to spend your time getting through hell? Best way is to laugh your way through utter shit and come out the other end a bit sane.

Cosby is obviously innocent

based

kek

>come out the other end
He's finna die on the inside, cuh.

He's finally got what he wanted - a captive audience.

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>New Testament
Oooohh nononono pffffttt hahahaha

these jokes are played out, but they still make me smile.

>the Brand
the Brand will find any reason to kill you or make you kill someone else you be killed. i don't even capitalize on the internet but i capitalized the 'b' because they'll kill you.

He insisted they be unconscious. If he hadn't had that weird kink, but could fuck normally, this wouldn't have happened. These women were probably down to fuck, but if you black out, and you come to and the guy is fucking you, it's called rape. He didn't need to rape and he did it anyway. That shit's retarded.

He's turning into David Cross.

Shotcaller 2: Bippity Puddin Pops

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Can't unsee it, good work user.

How many bad impressions of himself do you think he gets to see in a given day?

He drugged and raped multiple women.

What does this even mean?

the guy on the right is almost fully rehabilitated

Huh?

I don't think you made a joke like you think you did.

Whites commit more crimes than blacks every year.

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I wasn't joking. He spent years fighting his dwindling audience, now he's back on top, the only live comedy in his audience's world.

Proportionally?

13=50

I said whites commit more crimes every year.

That's a pathetic back tracking.

they literally blackwashed the true story

It's not back tracking, I genuinely meant what I said literally. What the fuck did you think I meant?

dumb nigger doesn't even understand proportionality

And women are paid less than men

>dude Khazars lmao
There's a reason Ashkenazis are basically Southern Italian and it has nothing to do with the Central Asian Steppe

What’s the Brand please tell this well behaved bitch boy

It's what people sacrificed in behelit rituals have on their bodies.

>the Brand will find any reason to kill you or make you kill someone else you be killed
If that's the case then why do other prisoners that aren't a part of the AB still exist?

aryan brotherhood

Aryan Brotherhood

so in what year he should come out?

filtered

You can laugh but they're literally the prison's niggers; despite being like 9% they make up 45% of interprisoner killers

So you're saying whites don't commit more crimes every year in USA? Show some proof.

It was a lame joke and you got called on it.

Film a special in prison like the end of Seinfeld, goddamnit

Had consensual sex with women which is a crime in the Year of Our Lord 2019

fbi stats and again proportionality

"yea i did it. What are you going to do, find me guily?"

-Cosby, who was found guilty

So whites don't commit the most crimes? We aren't talking about race. We are talking absolute.

Prison albums when?

Sure. In absolute volume of crime the majority of the population commits slightly more crime than a tiny minority.

again stop being a dumb nigger, the majority of crime is going to be done by the race that is the majority i.g most crime in Pakistani isn't done by Latinos or Chinese but pakis. however funnily enough the majority of violent crime in the USA is committed by blacks, so no for worst crimes its not whites

>It was a lame joke and you got called on it.
It wasn't a joke, it was funny but sincere. He wanted a captive audience, now he has one. He's the joke.

what is this new technology?

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whitepill

Isn't the prison he's staying at for low tier criminals

lmao

This is why you wash your face after he's done

>negro becomes progressively more white the longer he stays in prison
hmmm

just use 4chanx to make everyone user bro

Underrated

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>when it rains and your foolproof disguise washes off

Hi there!

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Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>He drugged and raped multiple women.
The worst part is the hypocrisy

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This man is going the got shot for saying "Sup nigga" when he comes out.

Only if you want drugs or get in debt to a shot caller. Most people involved just trade smokes and don’t want to be bullied by the black and browns.
Basically until you get ink , nobody is going to put your hands into anything. Once you’re in though...

They’re not niggers, that’s the point. They just play the game way, way better than everyone else because they’re white.

Blacks commit more homicides than whites every year.
Blacks commit more robberies than whites every year
Blacks have a vastly higher crime RATE than whites every year.

...so is it possible for a guy to just serve his time and not interact with any of the groups/gangs in prison?

He told blacks to rise above and stop blaming their skin color for everything.

Smart people like R-Kelly and OJ didn't which is why the entire black community had their backs.

NANOMACHINES SON

yes, because he went to jail cuckolding

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Did they let that right guy out because he turned white?

the face of a divided nation

Yes. It’s easy. Just keep your head down. Don’t do drugs, don’t do or ask favours.

Both these guys are masturbating to Simon Adebisi clips on Xhamster right now.

Oh, and hang out with your racial group, but don’t be loud about it. There’s a hierarchy in the slam, as long as you stay around your guys but don’t start looking for contraband you’ll just slip under the radar.

Unless you’re black. Blacks always get pulled into something.

>The Brand
pretty gay name

>don’t do or ask favours
ESPECIALLY when it comes to money. You WILL be killed for a $2 debt.

GRIFFISU

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BaSeD

except if you have "bad paper". if i had to guess, most of this board would go in with bad paper. keep posting kids and see what happens.

These tards would check in to pc day 1. They're used to being alone in their basement so it wouldn't be too tough on them.

>mfw reading about a guy who ended up in prison when he was just supposed to be in the drunk tank due to a paperwork mix up and ended up stabbed because he didn't participate in a riot

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whats bad paper? im not black so i dont intrinsically know these tings

Aw, monkey like some Capri-Sun, aww coochie coochie coo!

I want some Capri-Sun now.

I am considering buying a tiny monkey to share it with me.

crimes against children, including computers

There are some crimes that are looked down on by the majority of prisoners, at least in US prisons. Child pornography/molestation is one of them. If people find out that that's what you're in for, you'll either get murdered or beaten to within an inch of your life just on principle.

You are a low iq poster, no big brain wrinkle

I Did a couple weeks in county and there was a guy in there waiting sentencing on sleeping with a minor. He was 22 she was 16 or some shit. His family was paying off two guys commissary to protect him and they would walk up and take whatever they wanted off his plate.

ITT: Yea Forums pretends to be Vince Vaughn.

wish this happened in the uk but our prisons are mostly paki

>WHITER THAN YOU MUHAMMED

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lol similar story but everyone just flicked the lit butt of cigarettes at the guy when finishing a smoke. every single cigarette.

dude I've been to prison too lmao

A dude is getting ready to get back on the the stages, ehhh ??? I wander how he keeps himself updated cuz making jokes on anything old doesn’t really hit any spot Y’know ??????

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>Raheem Shackleford
Dale Gribble if he joined the nation of islam

It doesn't actually happen that much. That's how you can tell who the larpers are.
It's some stupid romantic meme about how even hardened criminals have a MUH CODE when most people in prison dont give a shit in reality.

If fucking thad of all people went to prison without getting killed, then any of you weebs will be fine

>get released from prison
>immediately start turning white

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In prison and some jails as soon as you get in people will ask to see your paperwork to find out if you are a chomo. If you are in for something short like county jail they might not bother if you are in some minor time place but big city county and definitely in prison if you don't have your paperwork you will be considered a child molester and will get fucked up or killed.

>chow time
>in chow hall
>bill sits down with the blacks and looks down at his tray
>"AHEM. EXCUUUUUUUSE MEEEEE KIND OFFICERS BUT WHEEEEEEERE............. IS THE JELOOOOOOOOO............ PUDDIN POPS?"
>chow hall erupts in laughter
>corrections officers double over in laughter
>true friendship is found inside the prison today as all animosity is set aside for the comedy stylings of bill cosby
>bill looks at the warden and shrugs

>He drugged and raped multiple women.
Which would be "true" for a lot of people, merely depending on how she decides how she feels the day after you went out with her, had a couple of drinks and then fucked her because she got horny AF.

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>doesn't believe some anons have been to jail or prison

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>t. chomo rat

It depends largely where you end up in prison or jail. Nobody gives a shit in podunk nowhere but big city jail/prisons are full of gang members trying to make a name for themselves.

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he routinely dropped prescription drugs into womens' drinks and had sex with them.
that's a little bit of a step up from your mens rights campfire stories.

They must have led him out because they saw he was becoming white

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FREE BILL COSBY

Brainlet

guy on the right is clearly heading towards rehabilitation. About half way there.

This is why ESLs should be banned.

He told women he would make them famous and pay their bills in exchange for sex, then they didn't get famous and he stopped paying their bills.

I bet all the thots are seething