Alita: Battle Angel
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Who the fuck created this abomination
Hello new bread, please be healed by Arita!
Good jerb
Germans now working on getting an IMAX screening.
Stockholm is happening this weekend, though not in IMAX.
>>veneer the sides of the plywood
>I'm not sure what you mean by this.
See? Plywood has a certain thickness to it so you'd want to veneer the sides of the plywood piece, illustrated in brown here, to make it more aesthetic.
Hey guys thought I would share this OC, that I have spent many hours perfecting and editing.
Alita: Plywood Angel General
Rolling
>see alita shoop with beautiful breasts
>urge to fap becomes overwhelming
Oh god here I go again.
Have this, friend.
Fapping to whatever you imagine in your mind is normal and healthy.
It's using porn as a crutch which will break your spirit with prolonged dependency.
HOLY TRIPS
Thanks for the mockup.
I think I'll see about using one of the two cans i bought off user as the back of a shadowbox since I'm not so handy with wood.
Do you know if drawfren is still even around? haven heard anything from him in a while. And meant to grab some cans off him, but am only just getting round to it.
This was the best trailer. Even though it spoils a bit, and it has too little Chiren: youtube.com
sneed
>I'm not so handy with wood
You could always use turquoise plexiglass instead of wood to provide the structural rigidity.
not sure if he's around in the threads but it seems like he has some cans on offerup still, but not sure how much he has left
alita threads belong on
You finally learned to cross-link to boards, but you're still pointing to the wrong one. Not going to help you with that.
>mfw today is the 16th and the meet-up is the 25th
I hail from overseas and cant even access the website, but If he's ever back on here. Ill drop him a bell.
Imax is a bit of a tall order, but are you guys many enough to request a screening somewhere? If it's a multiplex which has some smaller auditoriums, I imagine a small group of about 20 anons and their friends might be enough for that.
>anons
>having friends
Who are you quoting, user
>Who are you quoting, user
Who are you quoting, user
So alita bros I have an idea. Im writing a script for a comic where the main character comes across a cyborg girl that drags him into destroying a secret base which is located underwater. Now I had already this idea long before alita comes out as a movie and I had already made a character sketch for that cyborg, but since I liked Alita movie and it was the best(and really underrated) movie I have seen this year (endgame fags btfo), I could have Alita replacing the original character design I had made back then. What do you say? I will put her as an easter egg/reference
I'm excited too fren
Sounds good fren!
Thanks I will put all my skill into it!
No it doesn't. It belongs on or better yet
Same fagging this hard...
And you fag belong to
Go suck your dick there gaylord
>when some upstart bitch outsmarts you legally in front of the factory and your buddies and then slices your face off with your own sword after disarming you
>up for 50mins
>30ish replies
sad sight, alitabros
>Thanks for the bump!
Falsely accusing posters of samefagging is a bannable offense sweetie. You better watch yourself.
"..Are you sure?"
She nods, so you cautiously put your hand on her chest, and are rewarded by a small noise of pleasure from Alita, her eyes closing.
She presses you into another fierce kiss, pushing you back against the bed. Her hand trails down your side, and grips the hem of your pants, when she freezes.
"..Ali?"
She pulls back, eyes looking slightly unfocused, with a greenish tint. "How lucky. I just finished upgrading my rocket hammer, and I've been looking for an excuse to try it out."
Mouth slightly agape, all you can ask is, "Ido?"
Alita smiles slightly. "Stay right there. Anything you do to her, I will do to you. And remember- I see everything." With that, Alita falls forward a bit, resting against your chest. "Ugh...I can't believe he'd do that..." She rubs her temple with one hand, wincing. "If he thinks he can control me...We'll just have to prove him wrong, right?" Withg a sly grin, Alita rips off your shirt, pushing into another enthusiastic kiss.
how is this useless trash general still going?
There is just enough waifufagging, bickering and spam to keep it from sliding off page ten apparently.
>ywn give rosa some nasty green-apple-flavored hipster soda to drink and watch her wince
Pretty sure that's supposed to be absinthe or something
I'd rather have a trailer that spoils things but gets people to see the movie than a trailer that is confusing and makes the movie look like shit
>tfw you have to come rescue the thread
I remember making a post like this back in the middle of March when a thread had ~30 replies in an hour. We're good, my man.
>ywn see Rosa rock a leather catsuit
>stop
Hammertime
A deft marriage of lewdposting and Idoposting. There's a little something here for everyone.
I'd buy that figure for sure...
rolling for 0
Meant for -_-
Fully articulated I hope
who dis bitch
>NOOOO
SHILL
THREAD
How could that possibly be accurate
I don't even know what they're shilling for anymore. Disney bought Fox and killed the sequel already. The first movie was a flop. No reason to invest in a second flop.
ofc
>source not found
*AHEM*
SOURCE FOUND
NO SEQUEL CONFIRMED
No confirmation doesn't mean it's not happening it just means there's no source one way or the other
WHY CAN'T THEY BE AVAILABLE ALREADY
*ahem*
Its almost as if the article you keep linking ever other thread was made over 3 months ago now, and doesn't take in to account it's success during now and then...
Quints confirm, Jerome ethereally btfo.
wonder if bikelita is ok? I saw she got some help she she be alright. right?
One day we will be able to retire this edit, but today is not that day.
Did she ever make it back with that long list she had yesterday!?
I think she had Leeta with her so hopefully they didn't get into a fight
Not sure how a metal butt could squish like that but I'll take it
>I'm ok! Leeta's been a big help, so it shouldn't be too much longer! You can always count on me!
>Y-you need a helper helper?
>I can hewlp you ali.
>leeta
>helping
Something's afoot
does leeta know panzer kunst too? or does she just have a rape whistle, and pepper spray in a drawer at home?
If I worked on Alita 3 I would make one of the AR clones have a blonde streak in her hair as a reference to Leeta
You guys think that Rosa cried real tears during the scenes when Ali does, or it's just CGI crying?
If she's anything like Elf and Zwolf then they don't share memories except for the time Alita spent as a TUNED agent so she'd know a lot of Panzer Kunst but maybe not certain moves
>April 17 was 3 months ago
Are you retarded?
Considering how many gifs I have of her crying I think she probably didn't have to fake it
HI FRIENDS
I have something cute to show you
>Over 500 threads of shilling.
>No sequel confirmed.
*breathes in deeply*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAerpcoughwHEEZHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A pocket sized Alita waifu
Take her with you! She’ll bring eternal luck and healing
>Sure thing Mr. Freg! I needed someone to hold this waffle iron!
cute
The movie hasn't even come out on bluray yet why would they announce a sequel now
This is the nicest gift.
How can she cute?!
dees
>no indication which publication is in question
>only a snippet of the article visible
>comments omitted entirely from screenshot
You have no power here
>it's some blog site where anyone can become a contributor(notice the distinct lack of the author's name)
>even then the full article is much more hopeful for a sequel than just the first 2 paragraphs
>and the comments dispel some key misunderstandings the author had about who owns the rights
It's crazy to watch all her tiny mouth movements that nobody would think of animating by hand
YO LIL JANNY
OH NO NO NOO
THE SAME PUBLICATOR POSTED THIS MORE RECENTLY, HUH?!
Nice screenshot dumbass
>lolifag is ron perlman
I want to say I’m surprised.
NOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
FLOPFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Why the fuck do outlets try to act like the characters in this film are one dimensional when there's a clear cut scene where Alita's scientist father admits he goes out being a hunter warrior at night as some kind of desperate attempt to atone for his past sins, but at the same time, viewing it as a potential outlet for death? How many films have the dad telling their not-daughter that he goes out killing people, offhandedly expressing maybe he does it so he could be killed because life is misery and what he did in the past led to his real daughter's death?
You can arbitrarily call anything and everything "one dimensional" when you aren't interested or equipped (usually the latter) to do genuine analysis.
Thanks for the update! You really put the l33t in Alita!
>Alita past as an anti-earth soldier is one dimensional.
>BF's body parts trafficking part time job is one dimensional.
>Chiren having a change of heart is one dimensional.
Granted it's not the most ground-breaking. But it's obvious they're paid off to shit on the film.
>it is expected to feature the same actors led by Rosa Salazar (Alita), Christoph Waltz (Dr. Dyson Ivo), Jennifer Connelly (Chiren), Keean Johnson (Hugo), Mahershala Ali (Vector), Ed Skrein (Zapan), Jackie Earle (Haley), Michelle Rodriguez (Gelda), Eiza González (Nyssiana) and Lana Condor.
Literally, how? Some (many) of these characters are no longer with us. How will those actors be making a return for the sequel?
I'm off to bed fren's at a reasonable time for once!?!? keep the threads comfy for me!
night fren
Not ground breaking, but deeper than any other film out right now.
Yeah websites like that just re hash stuff that gets click, so ever further trashes Jerome's point desu.
Idk knew who wrote that guff
It's called none of these people watched the movie. Some of the reviews actually get shit flat out wrong.
Whoa, easy there, next you're gonna tell me Zapan is NOT an evil rich genius.
he's only rich, not the other two
I'm stoked too m8. COanons better not forget to snag me
Talk to them about it dummy
>what a good day to browse Yea Forums
>catalog
>see /alita/ general again every fucking time
never change anons, never change
I mention it whenever meetup discussion happens.
I dunno, he strikes me as someone who spends all the money he makes instantly on frivolities. It's alluded to in the film, too. I doubt he'd be hanging out in some dive bar and working a life-threatening job if he were actually capable of building a fortune. Now Hugo, there's a guy who had a chance at being one of the big shots since he's great at long-term planning.
>Thanks user!
al IT a
> 9 days til beach meet
gonna be siq
That's some high-quality shoopin' right there.
BASED
Did you give us your contact info?
Hair needs to be dark red please
>Jackie Earle (Haley)
>Dr. Dyson Ivo
>didn't even try to name Koyomi
Would the movie be better or worse if they'd named him Haley instead of Grewishka?
>Alita Battle Angel 2019 DVDRIP X264-WATCHABLE
Is this real? It has thousands of seeds and peers.
Thanks user. Did you see the movie yet?
Download it and check. Worst case scenario you get dolphin porn.
Camrip > DVD
I dunno we've just been circulating the mega link for that chinese rip
Does anyone remember that badass cyborg chick from Jason X?
She had a robot body and was in love with a human dude and she knew karate, she shares a lot with Alita and even her hair and her outfit were similar
Chances are it's not a total coincidence
Damn that's a cute
nah but I can figure out the details with my throwaway email. [email protected]
I do not like netflixadaptationlita. Not one bit.
damn this looks really good nice work user.
Okay I'll get the other user to email you because he's the one with everyone's contacts
What are the odds that anyone going to the meeting is gay, i kinda wish i could hook up with an alita bro. Im clean and up for anything. Even just giving a bj.
sick, thanks fren.
how does one acquire dolphin porn in general
Just keep downloading torrents that originate on Yea Forums. Eventually you'll stumble across the 2gb of dolphin porn, though over half of it is just copies spread across different folders.
Like, a man fucking a dolphin? Or what
Okay, here's the up-to-date total and complete archive of every hyperlink to each respective /ABAG/+/ALITA/ thread.
Let me know if there are any mistakes, but it should be perfect.
Holy shit user
I literally had this idea to make an AlITa shop today! Crazy!
Fuck, this chain made me laugh.
Much appreciated. I think you've earned yourself a thread coin.
Y'all got any of them blu ray rips.
not til July buddy.
foxmovies.com
>Zapan wins
>Perfect
This is really well done
This is beautiful.
what? how can chiren and grewishka feature again? and who the fuck is ivo?
he spends all his money on his face. and his obviously stylized armor plates and Aztec calendar.
>we got both 999s in a row
>tfw we'll never get a cute fighting game with Alita and all the HWs/motorball players
Death to flopfags!
Death to haters!
Je jure de toujours combattre en présence du mal!
words fail to describe how badly I want that bluray.
hello frens, dinner time
we're all there with you. Trying to moderate how much I watch the rip so when I see it in full HD glory it'll be like seeing it all over again.
>dinner time
she was eating a taco because the iron city map says its a taco joint. fuck you gyro and wrap anons.
EXCELLENT work
>Where's the replicator tech Robert I know you have it.
Friends I finished my honours project. I am never doing anything like that every again but at least it's submitted!
Taqueria doesn't just mean tacos, it's probably a burrito
Way to go user! Good luck
That's awesome, my man.
it doesn't say burriteria so your wrong.
>above
>right
>far right
>alt right
Please don't rape me.
Panzer Glutes
I'll think about it.
Oh I wouldn't be surprised if someone's down for that but don't make a thing out of it or puritan user will have a fit again.
Just a reminder that this thread exists
I'm pretty sure it doesn't user
As I was about to say in the deleted thread:
Don't worry
They will be shutdown along with the mod/janitor fired that protects them. Providing minors with illegal substances at their meetup before and the one coming up is highly illegal
>Expecting any kind of material consequences to come from things Yea Forums related
Kek
Whatdo you guys do on these meetups?
Laugh at Jerome.
something different each time apparently. I wish I got to go to the LA-gun range meet but the beach bonfire will still be cool.
Yeah. Im sad to say it but even talking about sharing drugs is against rules. Jerome didnt kill us. Pot did
It wont be if you relax and enjoy it
talk about the movie, vidya, other movies, music, hobbies, etc. and eat at dennys afterwards
Just consent and avoid the trauma. It's only rape if you say no.
>its another episode of schoolmarm user trying to derail the thread
Oh joy.
Wait, what? You guys do drugs at these meetups? What are you, fucking furries? I'm out of here, die in a fire, addicts.
They'll give up eventually. There's only one of them after all
2/10 try harder next time
the upside is that people are less likely to fall for it now.
Hey that me
That offends me just a little, user. I wouldn't hurt a fly. I'm just excited for the meet-up.
I'm not joking, fuck you. Drug users are scum
Anyone tries to rape you user, I’ll rape them instead. Hard. With my dick.
black tar heroin
i mean
It would be discreet. No one needs to know, I would show up to meet if i could kissu a cute anons penisu
1/10 by all means keep at it champ
Pot is not a real drug. Pot is just cigarettes with a personality.
>/alita/ meetups have devolved from blowing pot in your face to doing hard drugs and discussing whether or not to give them to minors
What in the literal fuck?
I see you alitnewfags haven't heard the tale of buttly and his "meetup". Go on the Yea Forums discord/irc or whatever it is they use now and ask "i_am_abib", pedophile.
don’t forget the rape.
I went to gun meetup
Got a concussion and a scar and worryingly sick
10/10 would go again
Are we all moonlighting as fucking Jerome now or what?
Just brought Alita art-book from Amazon. I'll share some pic of the book here once I get it.
That's why I never go to meetup with random anons, too many wierdos.
tfw they did more damage to /alita/ than jerome, flop-kun and me ever did.
These threads and meet ups are going to end up in the news
wow! You've convinced me jerome! Just say NO! to Alita-meetups!
I know this is shitty bait but I’d let you suck me off, no homo
Schoolmarm?
The last thing to ruin this thread is politics. Can't wait for the SJW train to pull through.
your scope didn't like you very much
CURRENT MEETUP PLANS:
HUNTINGTON BEACH
25TH, 5PM AT TK BURGER
WE GET FOOD
THEN CHILL ON BEACH AT FIREPIT
VA GONNA BRING CUPCAKES
DENNY'S AFTER
SOME PEOPLE MAY SMOKE
SMOKE PEOPLE MAY DRINK
PEOPLE DON'T WANNA MAKE YOU UNCOMFY THOUGH SO WE'LL ALL PLAY IT BY EAR
MEETUP WILL BE FINE, NOBODY WILL BE VIOLENT AND NOBODY WILL BE UNCOMFY
DON'T REPLY TO TROLLS BUDDIES
HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE
Are you going to meet up? It would be discreet
>tfw they did more damage to /alita/ than jerome, flop-kun and me ever did.
this is a troll post, m8. We're just messing with him now.
The Alita anons are honestly kind, wholesome people SA. If anyone tried anything sketchy for real I’d panzer kunst then faster than they can say “sequel confirmed”
Of all the other problems we occasionally have politics has been surprisingly well-handled
Do you have a good lawyer? This whole thing combined with the l*li spam won't look good for you
Yeah, but the reason I liked Alita so much was the lack of it. It just feels like that shit's about to drop.
That's the spirit
Nah we'll be fine. We always have been in past.
That could be great or it could be awful
>slow night
>stale bread
>drug troll shows up again and snags plenty of (You)s as always
Gotta have a little uncomfy once in a while so you know when the comfy times come. I'm waiting on the comfy times now.
Men aren’t my thing user, sorry. I was joking but you should come to the meet anyways. You’ll have a great time!
lol you really are persistent with trying to divide us huh?
Of the love or hatred God has for the SJW, I know nothing, but I do know that they will all be thrown out of /Alita/ , except those who die there.
Nice to hear user. It's a bit too far for me to go regardless.
Both
Yeah, imagine the kind of publicity this will give Alita "alt right Yea Forums fans do a pot meet up with minors and guns involved"
it'll happen user. Thankfully people are able to pick up on the obvious false flagging and are just fucking with the jerome-posting.
This is how I imagine these meet ups now:
youtube.com
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. Of course I shouldn't hope for anything better from strangers meeting online, but still...
Anyhow, I'm calling the cops on you guys, coz drug addicts are subhuman and should all die.
I would go as far as to wear a wig like alita and do the cheek make up. Im very thin too. Just close your eyes
Divide you? I want justice and you and the pedojanitor going to jail is that.
Oh I’m sure you’re all going to talk about this beach meet after
Would you like to be bullied by a petite reverse-trap?
keep it up user you're making my dull Thursday night a lot funnier.
Reverse trap? What kind of bullying?
Will you be the first user to buy and scan it with a proper scanner? We already have the whole book in crappy phone camera format.
Idk about him but I would
user I appreciate the thought but why not try a dating app?
And the thing about my dick is, girls fall in love with it and can’t just try once. Just come to the meet user and we can all chill. It’ll be wholesome and nice and we won’t judge you for being gay
Lol just dress normal it's his loss
Okay if reverse trap comes to the meet you can both suck me off
yes
Maybe another user will say yes. The thrill of it all excites me. Dating apps are boring. Knowing i hooked up with an Alita user would be something to be proud of
what the fuck
What about butt licking while the other one bjs
Well there you go. Come to the meet. Chances are you’ll meet someone who can take on your offer
God she was so perfect right around 30 years of age. Legit prime Connelly is peak beauty. Flawless.
These threads get weird pretty quick sometimes don't they
>we're a fucking actual hookup thread now
Can we please not?
Maybe I’ll gib the meet anons a hug and kissu jk lol but that would be funny if you think about it
do it you won't
no balls
I think I'll have more fun taser or/and paper spray you in the dick instead.
I don't have a scanner unfortunately.
Use your imagination.
yeah and maybe I'll knock your teeth out lol
Did everyone hear the news?
just waiting for the horny anons to get it out of their system.
Any kissu will never be forceful or against anyone’s consent user but if you wanna fight I’ll fight you
I'd take a hug any day user
>meetup is abou drugs and gay sex
Kinda predictable
>I don't have a scanner unfortunately.
Pretty sure it’s a shitpost
This always happens a few days before meets
Lol this is the only thread anyone has mentioned sex and we barely mentioned pot and alcohol
Well it’s not very comfy rn
Ignoring all the sexual jokes, hows everyone’s doing?
Seems like gaybro might have a taker and SA's not even going to be there so I think we can get back to regular posting now
Exhausted. I've noticed lately my energy isn't returning.
At least the sex wont break rules. The pot does. An illegal activity is being openly discussed. You guys are lucky not a lot of people watch these threads.
To the people that do smoke, it is pretty dumb to talk about this in the open.
All Ogre now, I'm out of here. I don't mix with degenerates.
of course it's a shitpost. Every meetup has gone great. Jerome-posting just goes into overdrive leading up to one. I have to admit the shitposting is at least different each time so far.
>implies VA is a guy
>implies somebody is going to murder people
>false flagging as a concerned minor being insufferably self-righteous.
>now taking every chance to roleplay horny anons who might try to get rapey
well done, Jeromes A+ work
> Namefags not coming to even ONE (1) /ALITA/ meet
I'll maul any fags I see beware
Doing pretty well user, just had dinner and I might do a little painting later, how are you?
You'll be fine without out. Go my child! Go and live!
doing good all the shitposting will subside, don't let it get to you user. just drinking tea and watching music production videos because I'm retarded and don't know what I'm doing.
But I want to meet more namefags user
She's all the way in Montreal and she's only like 18 so I don't expect her to come, at least not to this one.
user is just jokes
Agreed, regular posting it is.
Why don't you user come in Canada, we can have pot here.
you're forgetting somebody, user.
Hey I'm going to be there!
Those meetup anons would have traded actual contact details with each other and fully vetted each other out by now. You know, like how normal human interaction goes?
I’ll unironically consider your offer to have an /ALITA/ Canada meet if enough anons from leafy land agree to show
I have a friend who lives there anyway
You said you were French but you're really French Canadian? Figures. The ETERNAL LEAF strikes again.
I'm basically keeling over from lack of sleep at work but at least I'm one step closer to finishing my hellish degree
It’ll be nice to meet you, namefags
No you fucking won't and I know you're not even going to be there in the first place
>114929775
Going above and beyond
Still no (you) though
I'm not a namefag. I was referring to VA.
Nah, sort of. We’re frens but still keep it all lowkey
Me too!
The LA group kinda did. We all know eachother pretty well by this point.
You too, user-chan~
We'll see about that
Feel like ass. zero energy today and I can barely move. Hit the bowflex way too hard last night.
I mentioned quite a few time that I'm from Montreal.
Base on the age survey a few thread prior, I'm actually older than quite a few of you.
Hello VA
/ALITA/ fight club meet
She's cute when she's full of rage.
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
Baking bread
Based Keean Johnson is extremely handsome poster
Hiya SA
Based
based^3
Actually: "Bonsoir SA" would be more appropriate from me. haha
Seconded.
Where is the bread?
You couldn't possibly be that stupid
it's baking.
Try me I'm a goddamn idiot
He won’t even show but I fight every weekend so I’d be down to fight
Break VA's nose.give her another scar.
hon hon hon
nouveau pain nouveau pain nouveau pain
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nouveau pain nouveau pain nouveau pain
hon hon hon