Just had sex the first time in my life.
Just had sex the first time in my life
Chase Evans
Jeremiah Wood
Congrats, did the guy cum in your asshole or on your back?
Carson Moore
Congrats friend. What did you think?
Kevin Foster
Did he cum inside you or on you?
Dominic Robinson
I hope your pet is ok.
Xavier Bennett
you may now discuss capeshit, GOT, and /cel/
Brandon Hall
It's amazing what sticking your dick in a tube of flesh connected to a living person over and over until you blow your load does for your mental health
Reality is fucking weird.
Jordan Morgan
You have spent your whole paycheck for a glorified flesh light?
Jack Nelson
Oh yeah? What's his name?
Brody Wood
I just had sex with my hand for the 3,405 time
Adam Gutierrez
How was it?
Benjamin Adams
It's only a big thing if you're not having it.
Jackson Anderson
It's because you want to do it, everyone wants to do it, and knowing that everyone else gets to do it but you drives you fucking crazy
Ayden Peterson
How long did it take for the guy to cum?
Jordan Gutierrez
...which is what makes it a big thing, retard. It's like breathing or eating.
Lucas Sanchez
Don't worry if you thought it was shit, it always is the first 3-5 times. When you get in sync with the woman, then it becomes good.
Aiden Green
>"It's amazing what sticking your dick in a tube of flesh connected to a living person over and over until you blow your load does for your mental health. Reality is fucking weird."
Kayden Myers
Have sex
Elijah Gray
have sex
Liam Gutierrez
how long did it take for the guy to cum?
Lincoln Cruz
Have sex.
Logan Baker
Gets boring quickly.
Eli Thompson
Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.
The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.
For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY
NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.
Parker Phillips
>you hear what i said tone?