Fuck Marry Kill Edition
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Fuck Marry Kill Edition
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Welcome back /got/ to Kek or Cringe with Ser Davos, Stannis, yer grace, please show me your meme
first for jon
Stannis the Mannis
>Your Grace.
Post the game of thrones
OFFICIAL EPISODE RANKINGS
>5. The Children
>4. Blackwater
>3. Baelor
>2. Winds of Winter
>1. The Bells
But where's the proofs?
Season 8 was a mistake
THE WAR FOR CERSEI CUNT IS GETTING WILD
the fuck is a mannis?
do you mean mantis?
>Schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop
the first mountain really looks like someone who has debilitating headaches
Night King is actually that white horse
Bruh
lol u tk him 2da bar|?
Björnsson seems like swell guy, also the best looking AND the most rich rn. Fuck and marry him, kill the other 2.
how nu
Get out newfag
so there's only a 16 year difference between left and right?
>born between salt and smoke
is stannis a ham?
>The true final twist death was the quality of the show all along
Bravo D&D
Very Kek yer grace, gets 4 stubby fingers outta 5 from me
Some dead guy
Is Davos the only non-ruined character?
They didn't really pretend the middle one was the mountain for a while... did they?
YIKES
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I probably thought that was a different character entirely when I watched the show
Gods...
back to your hellhole
Euron
Bjornson's muscles
First one's face
Second one's height and voice
Dany got redeemed last episode
>Stannis the Mantis
>while taking a shit in the woods, Stannis was bitten by a mantis
>using his military genius as well as his newfound mantis powers, he fights crime in the Norf
AND I SWEAR TO YOU, THAT THOSE WHO WOULD HARM YOU WILL DIE SCREAMING
get out of here Renley you sword-swallowing swine
this but if i was to choose only one, first Mountain was the best
The best song is Winds of Winter, the second best is Jenny of Oldstonnes.
>Davos in front
>they finally removed her dany's mary sue status and made her interesting
>it's the last season
fuck you dabid
Euron for how ruined he was going so full circle he ends up back at based.
agh...
>6 ft 9
>works out daily
>strongest men in the world
>has to draw a fake jawline with a razor
There's no hope for facelets is there?
My sides. Will he be in next MCU phase ?
>I employed an passive cognitive filter whereby my brainframe retconned the shitty middle Mountain in real time as I watched the show
Did you have to get raped to acquire this ability? Based!
that was the best line renley ever had
mewing
Jon best boy
weird how obedient and composed harrenhal gregor was compared to the other two
>Last 5 minutes of the show
>The gang gathers at Hotpies newly acquired pub
>youtube.com
should be four seasons of quality
Does your mother know you're on this site, young man? I'll call her and she'll ground you.
game of thrones theory: is stannis a ham? [explained]
Thanks. Its a super power I have
this is true
very Kek yer grace
Well? Is he?
>this should be an actual video
his gauntlets look so fucking cool
for some reason, good finger articulation really turns me on and this is making me so mad that I don't have a pair of gauntlets like that
CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES EURON
Do you have the reverse meme where Qyburn is inventing primitive weaponry?
How do these videos exist? Is it minorities watching them? 9-year olds? I don’t get it.
Thoughts on Myrcella, the one true queen of Westeros?
bee nice onion man r8 my house
What's her end game?
Reminder that the vast majority of GOT viewers doesnt know that Bran wins the game of thrones.
no.
I have this.
DIED A VIRGIN, HONEST SWEET AND PURE
Final episode prediction
>Stannis is still alive and is revealed much like The Hound was in Season 6
>Bran wargs into Stannis and takes him south
>Dany has gone full sperg, dies to Jon but Jon get's burned by Drogon
>Stannis D&D teleports to King's Landing and beheads Drogon, taking the Seven Kingdoms
>as was his right to
Does anyone give a fuck about Bran or did the Jon Snow/Bran stuff wrap up after the NK shit?
EGGGggghhhh
the first guy had a beard but wasn't a "facelet", it made sense for the second guy to have it
plus only the third guy has the face of the kind of brute gregor is without a beard
a normie clickbait youtuber could make several thousand dollars off this video
he could even have a near universally positive like dislike ratio if he released it on april 1st
A nice collection of profitable holes
rape
>Stannis died off screen
Imagine the size of the shitstorm if Stannis appears in the finale episode
>Bran then wargs into Stannis again and rapes Drogon's corpse
>as was his right to
>tfw if Jon joined Stannis, Stannis would've BTFO faggot-ass Ramsay, ruled the North then BTFO Cersei
...
Where can I watch the newest episode? I know it's shit, I know I will hate it. But I still want to watch it.
First Gregor was amazing. The last one sucked.
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Beautiful rape
>plus only the third guy has the face of the kind of brute gregor is without a beard
nah first guy fits perfectly, a monster who is seriously ill (seeing as the mountain has horrible migraines)
>Stannis demands that Bran show him the Sansa rape
>as was his right to
Kek. A Mountain biking helmet, eh?
90% of normies won't remember him
wincest with jon
that's me on the left
>that jealous nobody in the back
very kek yer graces
me on the right
>Forgetting the one true king
Bomber Dany was right to nuke those fuckers
Someine post the gif of Gwendoline Christie scratching his beard and them both laughing
me in the corner
Who the fuck is stains?
to be fair, the other two are captured in The Mountain's natural habitat. The middle Gregor's scenes were pretty much always him behaving while indoors.
nth for Stannis
Damn I never noticed that, it does look good
Does anyone else not care what happens? After the Hound got jobbed I literally dropped GoT hard but just squealed through the last couple seasons so I could watch the finale. I already don’t even give a shit so I can’t be disappointed.
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY DAENERYS "HEAR THE BELL, SEND THE PEASANTS TO HELL" TARGARYEN.
RIGHTEOUS FIRE AND BLOOD WILL COME TO YOU, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "DO IT AGAIN AUNTIE DANY" IN THIS THREAD
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
youtube.com
me on the middle
DO IT AGAIN AUNTIE DANY
me but out of frame
where is stannis?
who?
Oh yeah that one roastie that's dying on last ep
First guy is well-casted on everything except the raw bulk the last guy has. I'm just saying his face conveys more intelligence than Clegane has, especially if he had no beard.
The last guy has the right face IMO, except a bit young and not explicitly malevolent enough (the first guy is the best in this regard).
>dies like a cuck
>based
middle right is literally dying light
DO IT AGAIN AUNTIE DANY
>not lost like fingers in the bum
Cheers m8
I second this. R8 my house Ser Onion.
WHERE
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CAN
I
WATCH
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PIECE
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SHIT
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EPISODE 5
FOR
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THEY
DELETED
EVERYTHING
I COULD
FUCKING FIND
>Happy about killing off the last based thing in the show
>Fucks off to the wall because a dickless robot man tells him to
>Jonfags think this makes them winners
The absolute state of manlets
The Hound is a meme character
27 & 42
HAZLO DE NUEVO TIA DANY
Who would've thought, the original ending a writer came up with doesn't match the rest of the story after it veered off and went on longer than planned.
Any of you faggots ever watched How I Met Your Mother?
for me, it's King Petyr "Bigfinger," his wife Smirkfu, and their half dozen children
has 606 posted?
You have some good ideas but anyone who doesn't wife Dany after that last episode is a pleb.
>except the raw bulk the last guy has
you see, giant icelandic world class strongmen don't come in excess precisely
NOOOOOOOOO SAVE ME ELEPHANTS!
How is being an unhinged femcel based?
Just because you want to relate so bad? Fuck off lmao
What is that supposed to mean? I wasn’t saying that specific thing killed my liking of the show, it just marks the point where it got lazy. But that was also retarded. The Hound shouldn’t have gotten defeated by anyone but the Mountain. Killed all my Cleganebowl hype. Just put Arya or Brienne in there, they’d apparently dice the Mountain.
he was 20 in the left in the books, and 36 in the right
cant say if youre being sarcastic or serious
>except a bit young and not explicitly malevolent enough
I'm convinced they did something to Teddy Bear Hafthor to make him look older once he turned into undead Gregor, especially in the last episode, beyond just zombify makeup.
When you see it...
I've spent most of my life around crazy women lad, I would just want a simple wholesome life on that front.
discuss her body of work lads, what's her best part?
yeah, so they did fairly well to get one of the largest and strongest men in the world to play the largest and strongest man in westeros
hey guys I made my own rendition of this amazing scene as well
/emilia/
youtu.be
She's not crazy, user. She wants the throne but what she needs is BAD COCK
I want to discuss her work of a body with MY DICK
Her hair disgust me
If I iron price Joe Jonas to I get to keep all his stuff. Asking for a friend.
>Dany
I'll show you fire
nth for azor stannis
Does she wash her hair with sand?
Robert wins against all 3
Holy shit I didn't know she was autistic, She's my waifu now
be my counselor nigga
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too skinny sophie was objectively worst sophie.
>s8e1
>shows Dany's utter nonchalance in telling Sam Tarly that she killed his family
>s8e2
>shows Dany can shut her emotions off like a tap when Jon didn't kiss her ass and do what she said
>s8e3
>show Dany literally grab Jorah Mormont and use him as a human shield so that she could live
>s8e4
>the most observant characters all express extreme fear that Dany may go insane, reinforced by Dany herself, who is rattling about destiny like a dictator
>s8e5
>Dany fucking goes nuts as has been foreshadowed 5 hours previously, including the first hour of this episode
What part of this character development was rushed exactly? I even remember seeing signs of this going down over several seasons before 8.
>Robert attacking Ned
A TARG SHIT IS PRETENDING TO BE ME AND SLANDERING ME GOOD NAME, LANCEL MORE WINE
sweet jesus
Cuteness overdose
Quite based my friend
She's like a hyperactive toddler, she's even got sand in her hair after playing in the sand pit.
kek
Yer too fat for yer wine
>dany anywhere
Discarded milord
If Renly and Stannis got along together, would they be able to convince Robb to join them and fuck up Joffrey? Would that have prevented Dany?
>Melly wife
She holds no lands and will bear no sons. She's councillor or mistress material
My Lord, the High Sparrow said wine was bad for your body and your soul...
R8 my house
i thought pic related was a swastika in the thumbnail lmao
boarstika
Careful, pleb! Careful!
Dude as soon as she started calling fucking dragons her children she needed to be stopped.
>not wanting a genocidal mad Dany as wife
>not wanting to burn and conquer any city or kingdom
would be so fucking easy to be king, also she's cute being crazy
she looks too flabby when she's thiccer
she should either tone up or remain in skelly mode
I still would though
I love this gif its so good! He's like "I don't care what Your Grace says" and smashes Qybern. Post it again next thread, user. Incels btfo :D
literally just how hot she is
as an actor she is woeful, probably the worst in the series
How did you do it?
r8
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T DANY MY WIFE????
BAD FOR BODY AND SOUL? A HAMMER TO YOUR SKULL IS BAD FOR BODY AND SOUL, WINE IS GOOD BECAUSE IT MAKES LOOKING AT YOUR STUPID HAIRCUT EASIER. MORE WINE LANCEL
ebin simbly ebin
Which one, /got/?
One episode left. How the fuck Stannis can come back? I started to think he is really dead bros
I don't know why they got rid of Conan but he was the best Gregor
It's like the people who say her madness was rushed refused to see the sheer number of signs that Dany was a whackjob and only focused on how they wanted her to be.
>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos
Because unfortunately only guys like Seth McFarlane get to fuck her
It's Brother Lancel now that I'm a son of the faith, My Lord
THE RIGHT ONE IS SO FUCKING CUTTTTEEEE
>show Dany literally grab Jorah Mormont and use him as a human shield so that she could live
kek, really?
>What part of this character development was rushed exactly?
Burning the city and not just the Red Keep with Cersei in it.
What do you think Bobby B would have done if Ned had told him about the cuckery?
Green hair. She seems insolent and I want to fuck that out of her.
>the part when she draws the bird
I died
Why did D&D ruin Littlefinger's character?
Who are they? Girls pretending to like the show like Star Wars and stuff?
You're a son of a bitch and your mother was a BOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>kek, really?
Yeah, really. It was after he got stabbed a couple of times, but she grabs him and yanks him toward an oncoming knife at one point. I thought it was something of a red flag.
have sex
They can't do political intrigue
very nice
why do you suppose he dumped her?
Meanwhile S7 showed nothing of the sort
Nice try.
IS THAT ANYWAY TO TALK TO YOUR KING??
BE CAREFULL NED BE CAREFULL NOW
>Burning the city and not just the Red Keep with Cersei in it.
Not at all. She said in the same episode that she wanted Westeros to fear her. Burning a queen they hated wouldn't make them fear her, going by her logic. She had to give them a message.
>I feel like this is going to end up on some really weird sites
haha imagine that haha
Because he's a faggot
Damn, Macaulay Culkin looks like that?
Damn Littlefinger looks like THAT?
>Seth McFarlane got to stick his benis inside of this
If that's not a war crime I don't know what is
what THE FUCK happens in the really east part of Essos?
I wish he hadn’t missed his flight
>tfw no Littlefinger riling Dany on each episode culminating in her burning KL, getting killed by Jon and Baelish seizing control to be king of the ashes like Varys said.
>DRAGONS ARE MY CHILDS
>SO LONG TARLEYS LNAO
Ching chong ding dong ling long
sneed
S7, despite it being full fucking pozzmode, still showed her burning Sam's family alive (something sane people, even conquerer queens, do not do), and dealt a huge emotional blow to her by killing one of her dragons off.
Wtf are the shadowlands? Is the world flat and there’s unexplored parts or what?
Emilia is at least an 8/10
So either
a) Seth is a faggot
b) Emilia is unbearable to be around
What is his secret?
>Bomber Harris
The... Columbine kid?
Kit hade a threesome with Emilia and Rose.
They draw manga based on Danime
Sauce?
Say something nice about my waifu
Money and kike connections.
>Emilia is unbearable to be around
She looks autistic 24/7, so maybe he's a faggot
would GoT have been better with Elves and Dwarves?
That's just wrong, killing pows as an example was basically normality in ancient and medieval warfare.
They refused to swear an oath, so death or exile it would have been.
As for burning, that's basically has been Dany's method of execution, so no change there.
In fact by medieval and ancient warfare standards killing everyone in KL like she did would have been acceptable.
People thought the Mountain was dead? When was this stablished?
HER SWORD TRAPS THE SOULS OF ITS VICTIMS
He's good looking, successful, mutli-talented, and charming when he wants to be.
Also very, very rich.
Why do all Asians look like disgusting bugs?
only if they had dicks
What's this face shape called?
ching chong ping pong epic games 1989 Tiananmen Square democracy
b...but she's japanese
bruh this is /got/ cringe
You are what you eat.
>Emilia is unbearable to be around
>There's dozens of videos of her acting like an autistic nerd
McFarlane is a colossal faggot
>would GoT been better with dwarfs?
what did he mean by this?
It's like a painting.
this is why western people look like pigs?
>He's good looking
fuck off Seth
>Shame user...shame
Exactly right.
>jon stabs dany with a dagger
it's like pottery
I would be happy to see both of these
is he half asian?
>tfw no yandere dany gf
no elves are worse than targshits
I love Lyanna Mormont. She’s so cute and funny.
Do you think that normies will read the books if they get released? Well, obviously not
Exactly. The ram has touched the wall, no mercy!
>People thought the Mountain was dead? When was this stablished?
I dunno, but when undead Ser Gregor was introduced, Qyburn "introduces" him as Ser Robert Strong (like in the books) and this probably confused casuals. They dropped it next season and just went back to calling him Ser Gregor.
truly Kek
jewish
That’s not a dwarf that’s a midget. He doesn’t even have beard and swing a hammer.
Women don't have high standards for looks unless you're a minimum wage loser working at Wendy's. Seth is a legit 7/10
why did they turned Dany into a tsundere-yandere 1 episode before her death? are D&D getting me subverted?
They would have fucked up Joffrey without Robb. And Robb would have had to give up his crown. He should have never accepted it in the first place. If Ned was still alive, he would have told the Greatjon to shut up, you're drunk.
>she got fucked to death by a giant zombie teady bear man
I want that armor
Second cutest Yi Tish on the show
He's just stoned.
That's not true, they never refer to him as Robert Strong in the TV series.
Stop defending this shit show you tasteless faggot
A lot will probably read Winds without having read the other 5 and will not understand anything
Who would be more likely to fuck Daenerys?
Mark Antony, Caeser or Titus Pullo
All of my normie friends want to read the books now after they finally agreed the show is trash. Whether they actually get through the first few chapters remains to be seen.
Aiming specifically for peasants with a fucking DRAGON would not have been acceptable, sending in the troops sure but using a magical beast to roast your peasants would likely make everyone terrified of her forever
Also brutal sacks were only acceptable to the guys that did it, it was usually a bad idea to do if you wanted anyone left alive to ever trust you
the first one is...?
I appreciate show Euron. At least they had the decency to not even pretend that they were trying to adapt him faithfully. He is a wacky pirate that borderline breaks the forth wall and fails to make any sense in every scene he's in, it's kinda based desu.
Yes.
he's 5'8 though
Explain the "cunny" meme to a non Yea Forums user
i'll kill them all because im not gay.
Caligula
Does Yi Ti weebs have samurai swords?
>using a magical beast to roast your peasants would likely make everyone terrified of her forever
That was her entire goal when she realised Westeros were gonna be jonfags
He quit to do work on the hobbit as the cgi orc, but he tried to come back and HBO refused
Oh I'm not. It's still garbage, but this season Dany's by far the least of its problems. For once.
She has the be Yi tish
Only if they could have convinced the Tyrells to stick around. The bulk of Renly's army was Tyrell soldiers which he only got in exchange for marrying Margery and her being queen. Without the Tyrells they have the exact same army Stannis had at the blackwater since all the stormlanders joined him after Renly's death anyway.
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>was basically normality in ancient and medieval warfare
It's crazy as shit behavior, no matter how acceptable. She's perfectly capable of burning the fuck out of a city.
I wanted Gregor to have Joffrey's purified, smirking head.
no
She fucking knew coming to Westros nobody would like her but she forgot I guess
People are unironically attracted to little girls. It's kinda edgy and disgusting to some, so it became a meme.
it was all some nice autismo fun until they made her sing
then it was cringe
dan schneider and a p*dospammer
Plenty of actors left to do other shit in-between seasons and came back.
Your fire burns low, /got/
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Loras was still gay for Renly, so I'm sure they would have at the very least stay out of the fight.
hows this /got/ related? fuck off
This. It's like nobody pays attention to the fucking dialogue at all. "Fear it is then." Fuck she says it the night before the goddamned battle, after executing one of her greatest advisors (who she scared so bad that he felt he had no choice but to completely turn coat).
what the hell is this clip from? this is like the third time i've seen it, i wish it had sound
Anyone got the Jorah vocaroo where he wants every dothraki to die?
Pure and innocent. A beautiful flower, in a world full of shit
HE REFUSES TO FUCK ME
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in sex education, and I've been involved in numerous secret orgies on the swinging community, and I have over 300 sexual encounter. I am trained in gorilla mating and I'm the top shagger in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another fuck. I will fuck your pussy out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fuck you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in indoor olympics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Anne Summers sex toy collection and I will use it to its full extent to fuck your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stick my cock in your mouth and you will choke in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Probably nymnym
Although she's half
Difference between knowing the path and walking it.
Whipsnek.
Granted, she’s hapa, but still.
>Aiming specifically for peasants with a fucking DRAGON would not have been acceptable, sending in the troops sure but using a magical beast to roast your peasants would likely make everyone terrified of her forever
Dragon's are just part of warfare in the world, like in the sacking and razing of tumbleton, which the result is basically what dany did to king's landing, dragon's included.
>Also brutal sacks were only acceptable to the guys that did it, it was usually a bad idea to do if you wanted anyone left alive to ever trust you
Well, yes, the city she sacked would hate her, but it does disprove the point of being something only evil or insane people would do.
Give it a few years and the rest would be calling her something nice like The Great or The Conqueror
So she's not Yi tish fuck off
Is it..... RISIBLE?
Little girl pussy.
Ex: “I want Jon to destroy Bear Loli’s little cunny.”
STANDTOFUCKINGATTENTIONWHENI'MTALKINGTOYOU
No, it was.
Rome wold strangle prisoners of war in their triumphs for example.
oh she's autistic, how disappointing
based
And how is this less insane than razing a city to the ground?
>disappointing
pleb shit taste
>Berenstain timeline
There a version of this webm without the face shot? Just her tits jiggling about?
find a private tracker, faggot
What the fuck is she wearing on her abdomen
sadly, not my baby
>implying Loras has any say whatsoever in the House Tyrell decision process
He was just being whored out by his granny as a little blonde receptical for baratheon seed anyway. I'm not even sure it's considered gay to fuck pretty 15 year old boys in Westeros.
boiled leather to keep from being gut-stabbed and falling in a river
Whatever Quaithe was wearing on her face.
>Disappointing
Get off my board
It's insane for us, but not for the people at the time?
I love this one: If you entered Rome proper "wrongly" (ie violated the pomerium) that's the death penalty kek
>The Pomerium was not a walled area, but rather a legally and religiously defined one marked by cippi.
>making a statement and putting a question mark at the end
Those trips say it's time for you to dilate
Is this now a statement if I have a question mark at the beginning?
¿It's insane for us, but not for the people at the time?
Does being forced to stuff a dildo in your front hole every day make you people this irritable all the time? No wonder you kill yourselves within a decade.
She's trash, get over it
Reconsider your waifufagging Pic related
For me, it's Alys Karstark
Marge really hit the wall huh