What was he thinking at this moment?

She could just do a handstand and brap the damn thing into space

that he should have had more sex

>Oh no, my strategy of minmaxing my magical defense against men while ignoring defense against women has backfired.
>I believed that men would make up 100% of any fighting force but here is a woman on the battlefield, exposing my one weakness.
>I should have worn a full helm.

FUGG :DD

*record scratch*

>I should let lawyers that specialize in gender and race neutral phrasing write my lines.

Probably steel.

the prophecy was basically saying the way he will die, not that he was invulnerable to men. He could still die to any old man with the right equipment, it just wasn't fated to be

Gurrrgglegurrlegurlegurgle

God I wish I had no gag reflex

>i wish this was her foot

Is someone pulling his tongue out ? Looks painful.

gay ass nigga

Why does she get all the credit where if not for Merry getting a critical hit with an enchanted blade and him vulnerable her stab would have done literally no damage?

OUCHIE WOUCHIE RIGHT IN THE KISSER

Normies don't know anything about Merry's dagger

>have se-

>WAIT LET ME EXPLAIN MY TAX POL-

There wasn’t anything special about merry’s dagger in the movies and most LoTRfags don’t read.

The facestab didn’t do any damage period. He was imploding from the dagger strike and she just happened to be standing there, as a distraction.

Lotr is part of the curriculum in Anglo countries, so only Chads wouldn't know

>I hope she doesn't exploit our tax policy's usage of the word "man"

is it actually?

>I did not anticipate being stabbed in my giant open faced helmet

wasn't in SoCal for me, might be in the UK since Tolkiens a

>its her turn

>if only there was some way I could phase into the wraith realm and become impervious to this type of thing

>wtf I'm wearing 3/3/3, how tf did I die from 1 headstab

>Oh fuck... it literally meant "Men" as in "males only" I thought it referred to every individual of the human species. Though I should be glad its only women since I guess "no Man can defeat me" can men Elves or Dwarves can do so. I guess it makes more sense to be vulnerable to a woman as this is certainly not a regular situation to be in... I'm sorry for all those trans orcs, seems like gender is more than a social construct after all! Haw, haw, haw!

>I should've deleted my porn folder

>I HAVE CRUCIAL INFORMATION ABOUT THE CLINTON FOUNDA-

These made me laugh.

>The ultimate zing

AAAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME SAURON NOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Obviously you've never read Sophoclese or Macbeth. Thats exactly how fate works.

ow

I should have sex

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

>"Someone didn't quench this sword properly, it tastes like shit."

wasn't he ethereal or something, like all nazguls?
why did the sword hurt him?

DAAAAAYYYYYUUUUUM SHAWTY LOOKIN' FIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEE *sucks teeth

"Tolkien is a hack"

>ow fuck did someone just stab me in the back with a magic dagger

The blade that Merry used was from a Númenórean-descended kingdom and made him mortal. All of the Witch-king's power was granted to him by Sauron and essentially magical, so Merry's weapon was sufficient to dispel Sauron's protection.

The Nazgul are ethereal yes, they don't have bodies, so it works both ways. Nothing can physical can hurt them but they also can't interact with the physical world.

The robes and armor they wear are what allow them to touch and be touched. When the river crashed down on the Nazgul and washed them away in Fellowship they were stripped naked of their coverings and left unable to chase the Ring any farther. They had to return to Mordor so Sauron could re-equip them.

So it works on the principle that if they can touch you, you can touch them.

>"Oh if you're not a man, then do you maybe hang out or-"
>"I have a boyfriend"

>I should have listened to my parents and stayed in dental school

This is the prophecy about Angmar:

"He will not return to this land. Far off yet is his doom, and not by the hand of man will he fall."

Prophecies are always tricky and this one is akin to the "no man born of woman can kill you" from Macbeth. In Macbeth that meant a man that was born from a cesarean section or something like that if i recall correctly. Just as Angmar Macbeth interpreted this as "i can´t die in battle" and in both cases the other interpretation is possible.

AHHHHHHH SAURON HELP M-

youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lleu_Llaw_Gyffes
>Lleu Llaw Gyffes (in one version of his story) was destined to die neither "during the day or night, nor indoors or outdoors, neither riding nor walking, not clothed and not naked, nor by any weapon lawfully made." He was safe until his wife, Blodeuwedd, learning of these foretold conditions, convinced him to show her how he could theoretically be stepping out of a river onto a riverbank sheltered by a roof and put one foot on a goat, and so on, thus enabling the conditions that allowed him to be killed.