That'll be $39.99

>that'll be $39.99

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imagine getting popcorn when nachos are available

Pepsi? I asked for Coca-Cola

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For a blowjob? That's a bit steep, the younger boy at the other kinoplex only charges me $25 for a blowie

imagine bringing disgusting smelling food into a cinema

Did Robert finally get indicted for Food Stamp fraud?

Riding (cornering specifically) in wet conditions is nerve wracking as fuck.

Oh shit I accidentally entered the flick center

I meant to enter the kinoplex, sorry about that

why the FUCK would anyone want to do this? adrenaline junkies are retarded

just sneak in a chicken pot pie like me

What did you do to Robert you fuck?

>No sir, for the last time, we don't sell crab legs here
>Security!

My movie theatre charged me $8 for just ~12 fries. I complained to the manager and she told me that’s all the fries that can fit in the cup. (The cup was about the size of a small McDonalds Fries bag) and that she can’t refund me since they were already made.
Last time I EVER order anything at the theatre.

>riding a motorcycle in the rain

Haha that's funny, sport, but get Robert out here. Me and him go way back, he'll make sure I get my discount.

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Where the fuck is Robert?

Fuck you wh*te boy, what did you do with Robert?

Don't worry about it.
Now he's gone there's nothing standing in our way.

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Got 2 bottles of water and a small box of junior mints last week. 13 fucking dollars.

Jokes on them though I took a shit in the seat before I left.

Ya know if Disney obliterated the 100 year old monopoly laws and they could own their own theaters, concessions may go down since distributors wouldn't be there to gouge theater owners.

at alamo drafthouse the food is decent, not great but worlds better than normal theater food
they have a big bottomless bowl of popcorn for $8 but you shouldn't need to be eating in a theater to fucking begin with

I’m already insecure enough about my popcorn chewing

>Hahaha just kidding user, I was here all along
>you can have you discount but first you have to pass the penis inspection

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WHO THE FUCK ACTUALLY EATS DURING A MOVIE? YOUR CHEWING LITERALLY ECHOES THROUGH YOUR SKULL DISTRACTING YOU FROM THE AUDIO. Like seriously it's 3 hours at most you can eat after.

thanks robert i was worried

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The funny thing is that that price isn't far off. Going to the flickoplex costs more than it's worth.

Get better tires. They matter a lot and you can instantly feel the grip.

looks fun since they landed correctly

>Not smuggling mini bottles of booze in to the theater

20 dollars? I can't believe you want me to give you 15 dollars. Imagine asking 5 dollars for that.

>Like seriously it's 3 hours at most you can eat after.
But I can also eat during.

Why didn’t you start shouting, assuming you’re an amerilard

The cheeky cunts do a sharer pack that is £15 for a large drink, large popcorn, a bag of sweets and a regular hotdog. Who splits a regular hotdog?

Did they... Smash?

You didn't already know the price of the fries before you bought them?

>plus tip

The price wasn’t the problem. I figured for $8 I’d get a decent amount of fries, not just a dozen.

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Try going to a major league baseball game. A few eeks ago I paid $15 for a 12 ounce draft beer. Bottled water was $6. A plain hot dog $7.

Nachos are very low class foods for a kinoplex