Man... I'm sure glad I got to spend all those years shitposting about Game of Thrones

>Man... I'm sure glad I got to spend all those years shitposting about Game of Thrones

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Have sex

Life well spent

Realistically by the time i'm that age either the world would have gone through an apocalypse or we'd have discovered a way to be immortal

you were a king among men. No one will forget the timeless posts of user

I doubt anyone would think about abything mundane like that unless they got hit by a car and were sitting in a hospital dying basically now, even then you think im gonna be thinking of the years i wasted on maplestory as a kid? No itll be "man i should of got into music more or i should of attempted to make a movie" or something, not "man i regret talking about things in my free time". But thats assuming when your brain is dying it doesnt feel like 5 minutes is 1000 years so i guess assuming that you would eventually think about things like that but i doubt youd beat yourself up about it.

>this is what got faggots believe

I'm an egomaniac and btfoing people on the internet is one of my greatest pleasures. I legit have very fond memories of times I won debates, trolled, and generally asserted my dominance. GoT shitposting will also a fond memory of mine.

Look at this fucking worthless old fuck

>deserves

He DESERVES to stop sucking up state money to keep his old ass barely functional and cognizant . Look at him with that entitled look on his fucking face. Fuck you you old parasite, die already

No matter what you do in life it'll still end the same way

Be consistent and kill yourself at 65.

>I should have worked more...maybe Mr. Goldberg would’ve promoted me

Gladly, not like modern medicine with being around after the collapse anyway

cringe

man i sure got to spend all those years complaining about people that shitpost

>wish I could've gotten dubs just once in one of them American Psycho threads

I'm on Yea Forums because there's only so many times I can take long walks around the nearby lake. Loneliness sucks.

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>Man... I sure wish I spent less time having fun in life

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fuck this shit

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I travelled for years for a job and got to see the world. While my friends were playing vidya and shitposting online I was in places like Tibet, Mongolia, Swiss Alps, and little Greek coastal villages.

But all the international friends I made...it was too hard keeping relationships. I try to get together with my old friends from college but find that I wasn't there when they were playing X online game, or when they were memeing about some NBA antics. It's like I missed out on an important cultural wave. I don't fit in.

Sometimes I do feel that a shitposter on Yea Forums who does so passionately is finding more purpose in life than some Hemmingwayesque search for passion.

This

NOOOOOOOOO

>seeing the world
>in the 21st century
nigga just go to /int/ lmao

Boy I'm sure glad I shitposted about a Game of thrones episode I didn't even watch instead of studying for the exams I had today and fucking failing

What else was I going to do?

I'm ugly, ergo it's not of too much use getting out there to snag a girl of my dreams. I'm also not very good socially and every encounter I have ends in me kicking myself for being too quiet or saying dumb shit.
I'm thinking this is the closest I can get to feeling like I have friends, trashing GoT with anons.

You think normies are doing any better? Most work 40/hr weeks then cobble together some time to get wasted at a local bar in the weekend and fornicate. At least shitposting is always novel.

Yeah feeling pretty foolish now.

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>games posting all time high
>suddenly sneedposting disappears

It's like poetry, sorta they rhyme.

>I'm glad I spent all those years discussing media I enjoyed with likeminded people rather than desperately trying to fit in with normies

At least you're active outside, maybe you'll meet cool people around the lake one day

>or we'd have discovered a way to be immortal

You and the last 4 generations before you, kid. It's not happening. We're all going to die.

Were people really thinking they find immortality in the 1800s?

have sex /pol/cel

You can't ''spend'' life. Nothing in life has any meaning. You could literally become the most powerful and influential man ever, and you would be fucking nothing at the grand scale of things.

Eh you faggots made me laugh so I'm content

the aliens will give us immortality, but only so they can torture us longer

this but unironically. Nobody ever says at the end of their life, wow I did everything right and I regret nothing. You're going to have regrets no matter how hard you worked or how little you accomplished, it's just human nature. The human brain actually evolved in order to release a shit ton of dopamine and DMT right as you're dying for the sole purpose of getting you high enough that you finally will be okay with dying