Does anyone else not bother with popcorn at the kinoplex because of pic related? It's just not worth the hassle

Does anyone else not bother with popcorn at the kinoplex because of pic related? It's just not worth the hassle.

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Is this a dick cumming inside of a woman?

no it's a sick cumming inside a boipucci

> crunching popcorn
Suck on it until soft or chew with front teeth.
Don't funnel the whole thing into your mouth in one go you big fat American

Nigga, buy the biggest one. Eat some of it then empty it on the floor.

>sucking on popcorn
Bet you are French you perverted fuck

I once had a piece stuck in my throat for half a movie.
It ruined the experience.

No. I don't bother because it's overpriced as all fuck and I don't have to eat something every minute of every day.

Or I guess I should say the few movies I watch in the cinema are actually interesting enough to where watching the movie is actually enjoyable in itself, so I don't have to eat something to not want to kill myself out of boredom.

That's how I always start eating them, but halfway through I say fuck it and start to cram them in my mouth.

How do I get my cum to crystalize?

Literally have sex

Je ne suis pas française, tres desoley.
Putetre vous voulez mange mon chaux merde

Do Americans really only have one tooth?

I took 2 weeks worth of French classes in high school and even I can tell that's a poorly constructed sentence. You stink.

Looks like a tonsil stone

>Not eating it with the soda you got, softening up the popcorn and creating a sweet + salty treat

wtf is wrong with this board

>sweet + salty
Why would your drink be salty?
Oh wait,I don't want to know any more.

The point is I'm not French
So not being able to construct a sentence properly is part of the joke.
Tldr:whoosh

>sweet popcorn

>eating kikecorn and drinking s*yda

Any enlightened h20bros in here?

why cant wypipo eat popcorn...why

Present

One of the worst things about America is the lack of sweet popcorn in cinemas