Alita: Battle Angel
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/ALITA/
Henry Peterson
Lincoln Howard
Old OP edition
Michael Morgan
hebro new fred preese be heel bi abrita
Isaiah Phillips
im sorry
Jordan Perry
Hello new bread, please be healed by Arita!
Andrew Price
Cute post, user.
Blake Adams
time to get comfy!
Jaxson Rogers
>no thread count
>no edition
>stale pic
You fucked it all up. Don't ever make another OP again.
Austin Martinez
German fans are planning to get crowdfund an IMAX 3D screening, maybe in Sinsheim. While we wait for that:
Back in 3D in Berlin UCI Luxe Mercedes Platz: May 16th to at least May 19th
Moscow, Russia: Everyday until at least May 21st
Stockholm, Sweden: May 17th, 18th, 19th
Neufahrn, Germany: May 18th and 19th
May 20th: Barcelona, Spain
May 23rd: Lepe, Spain and Barcelona, Spain
June 1st: IMAX 3D in Oslo, Norway at 14:30 or 15:00 local. Fan group have reserved 120+ tickets.
June 5th: Berlin, Germany: Open air Freiluftkino Hasenheide Volkspark in Neukölln, Berlin
June 7th: Cologne, Germany: Open air Sommerkino
Westfalenpark PSD Open Air kino in Dortmund: Still collecting surveys
Ryder Lopez
Is alita worth watching now ? Not really a fan of capeshit
Justin Allen
Tyler Ward
Jesus Christ, that's some serious UwU!
Ian Stewart
It's worth watching when it comes out on blu ray, don't waste your time on a rip, the experience won't be right.
Connor Gonzalez
HI FRIENDS
Cameron Allen
definitely
Noah Ortiz
Alita is the opposite of cape shit, but yes its a fun movie with good actions scenes and a captive story!
Logan Barnes
Did he die for our sins?
William Bell
Guys
Guys...I want to get comfy too
C-can I be here?
Carter Edwards
The rip we have now really isn't that bad desu, but yeah I obviously will be a better experience in BluRay quality.
Andrew Jackson
Sure, just don't fart under the blankets or make us watch Solo again.
Samuel Thomas
would you let rosa lick you on the face anons?
Jayden Cox
Why would I stop there?
Ian Clark
hello fren
Carson Thompson
Deal.
Tyler Stewart
Jack Gray
I just read something interesting. Apparently the prop gun used by Garry Gordon in Black Hawk Down was the same gun that was later used by DiCaprio in Blood Diamond.
Christopher Thompson
Gonna go ahead and hide this post. No offense, user :)
Hunter Wood
Christian Cook
fucking kek
Jose Walker
alita is not cute
Eli Sanders
>capeshit
don't worry this isn't capeshit
Juan Sullivan
HI FRIEND I want you to know that I appreciate your constant fren-posting.
Parker Johnson
I don't think there are any real hetero males who wouldn't desu
Easton Ramirez
>D E L E T
Kayden Foster
Now that it is the early morning and the stoners are asleep and won't cause trouble I just wanted to remind everyone potheads and booozers won't be allowed to ruin the Alita beach meetup with their stench and retardation. Anyone attending the meetup that smokes weed or drinks alcohol will be forced to stand by themselves on a different part of the beach away from the main get together. It has to be this way because as you know stoners and drunks have no respect for others and quite frankly smell bad. If you have been worried about attending the meetup because you are afraid of belligerent addicts will ruin it for please come. Everything will be ok. We as a group will put the problem persons in their place by force if need be.
Lincoln Wood
Went from Alita to Alejandro
Elijah Taylor
bold statement fren
depending on the context, it might be right. For example, here, Alita is not cute, but rather sexy.
Jordan Ortiz
>>>you
Zachary Hill
That’s nice, but unless this meetup is happening at an IMAX, the Alita Experience or on the set of the sequel, I’m frankly not worried about perfectly legal behavior.
Adam Fisher
>what is it like to hold Alita in your arms?
>interlinked
Juan Ward
God damn it. I know this is a pasta but the thought of someone sincerely typing this up is just kek
Brayden Fisher
There is nothing legal about drinking or smoking weed on the beach user. Both are acts punishable by law.
Josiah Reed
>I dont like that angle
>delete that photo user
Samuel Taylor
You're deluding yourself if you think this is any better than the garbage marvel or dc has puked out.
Brandon Cruz
Oh hey, Jerome
Jacob Roberts
When is writefag dropping a new story?
Jacob Green
Foco 2 here, I don't give 2 shits if people want to partake in legal substance use as long as the smokers sit down-wind from me, I can't stand the smell of weed.
Austin Sanders
The only anons that are gonna be a problem are the Colorado anons. They are the ones that have been mad over having to put the pipe down for a few hours. Hopefully they won't show up. Maybe their car will break down along the way hopefully.
Lincoln Butler
I literally don't know what you're talking about. I don't even smoke. In fact I am
Jayden Bell
Short one from yesterday friend. My honours project is almost fucking over so I'll have a bit more time soon.
pastebin.com
Parker Evans
>user, I know that I am not as warm as...
>a-as real, you know, as real girls
>maybe you can keep me warm
Austin Jones
any subs that go well with this rip? I can't find anything that sync correctly
James Walker
>Cell's, interlinked.
>interlinked.
>within cell's interlinked.
Alexander Davis
Dont insult the goose by matching him with this goldfish.
Connor Harris
Haven't even seen and eng sub's around yet, probably best waiting until the BR drops then you'll have subs galore.
Ian Brooks
Well there was an earlier thread where Colorado anons said they would smoke weed and not give a fuck what people thought. Maybe it was the other Colorado anons.
Chase Cruz
I don't know what Colorado anons you were talking to, maybe the Denver user that I haven't even heard from for days, or someone pretending to be us.
Camden Johnson
>FREN FRENS
>KISSU SUKKU SUKKU
>BOOP
Ethan Williams
I'm sorry Ido
Christian Miller
You don't seem to be making sense Ido, are you feeling okay?
Henry Hill
Please be patient with them, doc Ido. They have autism.
Zachary Kelly
Daily reminder that the only person Alita, "did more than hold hands with" ws Hugo. Alita is pure and nkt prone to such degeneracy.
Remember the mission
Kill writefag
He is the dragon which must be slain
Luis Roberts
I'm afraid the dog is you in this situation user.
Camden Ramirez
More dragons are coming, sonny.
Blake Sanders
>Oh Ido, you forgot fukku.
>How could you?
Alexander Jenkins
My friend the manga contradicts you there with what KAOS discovers from his psychometry about Alita and F4's relatinoship.
Blake Campbell
Not writefag, but I have started up something as well.
pastebin.com
pastebin.com
pastebin.com
pastebin.com
Jonathan Ortiz
>fuck the lewders
Julian Mitchell
Alita is for whatever she feels like
Carson Ortiz
>scanning for the loliposter
Jackson Peterson
Dominic Smith
Wyatt Fisher
You can't stop us. I am currently working on a very suggestive artwork of Alita as you read this. Based Ido gave her a butthole canonically. Heh, nothing personal, kid.
Cooper Thomas
Based.
Isaac Morgan
>Is alita worth watching
Don't worry, it's very autism friendly. These threads prove it.
Aaron Phillips
I literally just posted this, but idk fren that sounds like some irresponsible lewding there fren.
Gavin Cox
When we migrate to Yea Forums we will be free of (((lewd)))
Colton Hall
>Wouldn't want to be that guy
Austin Mitchell
>be me in 2008
>be 15
>see alita thread on Yea Forums
>look through it, decide not to download the manga and OVA
>11 years later
>watch movie last night
>fall in love with entire franchise
>tfw you could have had this movie be a dream come true, and be 10x more cathartic if you had just fucking read the manga back then
Justin Jones
Romo is so purple in the OVA
Dylan Wilson
>migrate to Yea Forums
I think I'd rather pic related than ever use Yea Forums...
Ryder Ward
I feel like the experience of having it come out of nowhere and blow your shit out is just as good, honestly.
Josiah Reyes
That kinda suck's user, but at least you found you're way here now!
Juan Hill
Based
I think my older sister was an Alita fan. I remember when I was little seeing that Alita broken angel wallpaper on her computer and thinking, "that seems really lewd".
Tfw even at age 7 I was a natural Ido poster
Pic related
Charles Morales
you and me both brotha
Lucas Young
seriously guys, the movie has been pulled out of the cinema already so whats the point of these threads anyway?
Austin Rogers
>tfw at age 7 I was already starting to discover masturbation
I am a natural anti-Ido poster, apparently.
Daniel Taylor
>Yea Forums
Mfw
Ian Ramirez
so long as people like you keep posting this, it's self explanatory
William Jackson
>comfy post
>battle between wholesome and lewd
>share OC
>wait for blueray
>be with our waifu
Jordan Cox
All of these desu
Nathaniel Watson
>Discussing a movie on a film and television board.
Jayden Bailey
such acute angle
Asher James
>Alita finds an old play boy in the junkyard
>"user..."
>moves closer
>"I found something yesterday"
>do you maybe, want to come over tonight and help me with something"
Christopher Martin
I think I'm going to start saving these and make a collection
Zachary Martinez
Reminder that according to previous findings, Alita lactates chocolate milk and pees orange juice.
Samuel Lopez
what do you like?
Dominic Nguyen
Would be hilarious, we must get 2-5 every thread, most likely all from the same guy still funny never the less.
Joseph Richardson
DO IT
Dominic Robinson
Gross
David Walker
The Jerome Chronicles.
Jonathan Taylor
Ryder Hernandez
>When we migrate to Yea Forums
Do you have a mouse in your pocket? There ain't nobody moving to Yea Forums.
/ALITA/ was born on Yea Forums and will die on Yea Forums sometime after thread #999
Cooper Jenkins
The ending of the manga was rushed and kinda sucked, what do I read next?
didn't watch the movie lol
Justin Jenkins
Too thick. Immersion ruined. Cannot fap.
t. Staunch Architect poster btw
Dominic Sanchez
It makes sense though
Charles King
SHILL
THREAD
SHILL
THREAD
SHILL
THREAD
SHILL
THREAD
SHILL
THREAD
Owen Williams
>too thick
yeah ok whatever
Jose Bell
cringe
Isaac Martin
We are all Alitans and Alitans never die
They can semd their Jeromes to shitpost
They can spam their lewd of hate
But the cost of keeping /ourgirl/ safe can never be too great
We will lurk lkng into the night
All the time comfy
For we are all Alitans and Alitans never die
Andrew Campbell
We may drift apart and die, but our memes, our memes will live forever.
Joseph Long
It's never explicitly stated she's talking about F4 in that scene.
David Jones
>thicc
Brandon Robinson
Sebastian Baker
Whos rules do I live by?
Owen Miller
Watch the movie, then read Last Order. I don't know anyone that likes the original ending, or the space flower ending.
Henry Thompson
God I just want titty fuck those boobs till I cum a pearl necklace.
Jack Myers
m'kay, keep doing what you're doing anons
Robert Cooper
You fags aren't discussing the movie anymore though. All you do is waifufag and image spam.
Brayden Gonzalez
It's a hard thought to fight, gotta say...
Angel Perez
Rolling for 13
Easton Moore
>implying this is not what happens in most Yea Forums threads anyway
your bitching is utterly pointless
rollin'
William Wilson
>120 replies
>only 25 posters
yowza
Elijah Cook
>implying all threads on Yea Forums are waifufags and image spam
Stop lying you little shit.
Camden Myers
>only 25 posters *right now*
ftfy
Ayden Brooks
Cucked
Enjoy eating vacuum on Luna
Jonathan Price
Why do you hate us? It's not like anybody knows that you frequent a board that has Alita generals so what's your damage, man? Seriously.
Isaiah Johnson
Baby Blue Top a cute and in one of the movie's best scenes. Good roll.
Jeremiah Green
>implying 50 threads full of Daenerys spaz-posting are any better than that
Robert Kelly
4 or I kms
John Perry
based Alex Jones poster
Blake Lewis
ROLLIN FOR THAT ULTRA TIGHT LEATHER OUTFIT HHHNNGGH
Henry Lewis
Oh shit niggas, I got blessed digits, which means I get this body!
Gabriel Ramirez
There is no justice. I'm fed up with this world.
Dominic Brooks
They are better then alitatrash posting. These threads are cancer.
Ethan Hernandez
So is there still hope for more alita kino or is it all over due to the mouse/
Camden Martin
we don't currently know what influence the mouse will wield, best to just remain optimistic, Jimbo still owns the rights.
Nathaniel Wright
>no loli
WTF
Andrew Cruz
114893420
So Jerome is just a bully with too much free time on his hands. Everything working as expected.
Kayden Martinez
that was a serious question .. im just curious as to why i keep seeing alita threads in the catalog all the damn time so i finally dropped by here.. and what part of my post indicated hate towards you guys? anyways, no point for me to stay here since i already got my answer. Maybe i'll understand why you people do such things if i go see the movie for myself someday.
Jace Foster
Hidden :)
Adam Miller
Way to much free time, yeah we spent a lot of time here, but its because we're enjoying something we love. He's here more than most of us, and all he does is spread hate.
Must really suck to be that guy...
Charles Cooper
*brushes you*
James Bennett
This unhinged loli poster is back agane.
The same rinse and repeat my friend?
Jackson Gonzalez
Anytime a new person drops by it's usually because they're just trying to start some shit. Very rarely are any legit questions ever asked so excuse my hostility.
Caleb Jones
Disney employees are pedos
Kayden Bell
winter alita is best alita
Alexander Murphy
Not sure why he doesn't just post in threads he enjoys but I will not grace him with any (you)s. Not a single one.
Anthony Ross
It is well known
Gabriel Long
>Still making hourly generals for a single movie
Are you guys, like, extremely autistic or something?
Justin Jones
Yeah because I sure didn't like the GoT threads, but you didn't see me going and pooing my diaper and shitting their threads up like he does. Just stick to the content you like, a concept he hasn't quite grasped apparently.
Zachary King
Alita has excellent taste in cute boots.
Eli Flores
Once the Blue Ray drops we're gonna kick things up a notch. It's gonna get pretty rough for you. No point in crying about it.
Xavier Adams
Austin Garcia
>tfw you make VA cry for being a hag
Asher Gomez
>That's not even me.
>user, how could you?
Parker Foster
I really like this.
Cameron Hill
Yeah, I'm glad the HT's figure comes with some of her cute lil booties.
Adam Jackson
goodnight lads
Leo Moore
Night! Sweet dreams user.
Nicholas Morales
that is an excellent outfit
Mason Anderson
Night night, nigga
Josiah Morales
Sleep well fren
Owen Davis
Anyone wanna play spot the difference?
Pro tip: there is none
Cameron Ramirez
you got me
Christopher Miller
I love the quiet and cozy threads this time of night
Juan Nguyen
Just imagine if right at the end of the film, Nova take his glasses off and stood there is god damn fucking Jim Cameron. Would of saved them a few buck's I guess.
Juan Wilson
do you think we will have realistic VR alita waifu within 10 years?
Adam Parker
I'm certainly more productive when things slow down a bit.
Evan Ross
>mf on the day I submitted my application to be an Alita shill
Christopher Cook
Average /alita/ meetup
Landon Phillips
hahahahah mentally illness
Colton Sullivan
>ATILA GENERAL
Juan Perry
There better be...
Adam Murphy
Why would you want a knockoff?
Cooper Rivera
Would've saved a few bucks, but they'd have to recast him for the sequel. Now they already have the actor, which shows how confident they were that we'll get a sequel.
Owen Rodriguez
Also the 16 pages of character notes won't go to waste because jim is an absolute madman
Justin Morris
Closest were gonna get to IRL Ali. :)
Yeah I believe that a sequel is 100 percent going to happen, unless Disney has any adverse input on the matter. Then chances would go down but I would still bet on it as Jim makes movies for the audience to enjoy and the film wasn't a total flop and has gained a huge VERY avid fan base off the first movie.
Leo Hughes
Pretty much.
Henry Lewis
Me on the far left.
Aaron Howard
I've told this story before, but Bob and Jimbo came to my house directly and gave me a big old bag of gold coins.
Carter Stewart
>Finally I can get out of the office and that busy-body nagging hard-body Leeta.
Jordan Robinson
>Rosa NO!
Logan Rogers
>Even Screwhead
Jacob Jackson
Christian Williams
Ryder Clark
what have you done
Connor Martinez
According to one incessant one-track-mind monomaniac poster, it should be Hugo on the couch.
Nathan Roberts
>after 2 years of waiting for the sequel we finally get a news
>Alita part 2 will be a disney plus series
how fucked are we anons?
Cooper Hughes
Uh oh... im sorry
Dylan White
It depends entirely on who makes it, and how much notes they get from above. I'd much prefer a theatrical trilogy though.
Eli Brown
Technically canon. all those guys are about to get btfo by Alita
Jackson Hernandez
>Go easy on me guys.
Charles Lopez
You people are obsessive. What makes you any different from pic related?
Henry Stewart
Yeah they just got a bit more than what they bargained for.
Carson Miller
>go easy on me guys
Henry Baker
kek you got me
Hunter Roberts
I will personally execute Bob Iger with a Damascus Blade replica.
Parker Campbell
That wasn't us although blatantly stereotyping people you've never met is just super so thanks buddy I can't wait to meet you and your sunny attitude
Joseph Brooks
How could he deny this cutie a job
Brayden Cox
What a doofus
Ayden Smith
Colton Brooks
that would be terrible
Landon Adams
Lorefags, quick question: Can Alita experience an orgasm?
Isaiah Johnson
Just imagine seeing that face, look back at you. asking for you to go easy on her.
Then you go full out trying to get that 500k credits, and she absolutely curb stomps your ass with VERY little effort....
Alexander Hernandez
Even though it's a blunt plastic toy, you should probably delet that.
Sebastian Ross
Was from last thread, but just to prove this faggot wrong.
Dominic Anderson
seems like the shitposters are not active during this hours lol
Joshua Morales
stale pic is less than ideal, but we're trying to see how long we can make new threads without numbering or editioning them. It's funny, because so often we hear complaints that people don't want to number them anymore or that we shouldn't have editions, and now we're hearing complaints about the opposite, kek
Cameron Price
She never has sex once in the manga although it is implied that she got intimate with either Hugo or Figure at some point
Andrew Sanders
(You)
Going to compete with lolicon-kun, Asuka-fag, and "Keean Johnson is extremely handsome"-fag over spamming in every thread, I see.
Angel James
Just use some good and reasonably fresh OC or news related image - even webms. Festooning it with a logo and stuff is an unnecessary extravagance and something that is only a nice bonus. I think I only bothered with a logo in an OP once.
Tyler Cruz
what the fuck do you losers even talk about in these threads
Ryder Roberts
Like, maybe just make an Alita thread and post in it?
If some spergs can't handle it, so be it.
Samuel Edwards
Lolicon-kun is obviously insane but I don't mind Asuka-fag or Keean-kun as much because they're not stirring shit up but the super straightedge user is only causing problems
Bentley Ross
Fan-arranged IMAX screenings in Norway and Germany
The manga
WHY NO BLU-RAY?
Sequel speculation
Meetups
Stuff someone noticed in the movie and that we haven't talked about before
Colton Moore
I made the OP and the OC that must of been used ONE time ages ago, I forgot it had even been used desu because I made a few of them, so I though I would use that.
And I usually number them but saw some people weren't too into it last night so I didn't this time...
And they dont ALL have to have editions ffs.
Hudson Smith
*thought -_-
Joseph Morris
Joshua Thomas
> I can't wait to meet you worded to possibly a veiled threat of violence
Why do you Colorado stoners always post so angrily? With all the weed you guys smoke I'd figure you to be much more chill.
Dylan Ortiz
She must have a huge fast growing bush. That's a lot of pubic hair to cut off at once.
Jacob Harris
They don't talk about anything. Look at this thread. None of it needed to be posted. Not even our comments. These threads are just shitpost magnets filled with no life losers that don't have anything else to do with their lives. These threads should be banned tbqh.
Logan Harris
Dominic Brooks
>not getting paid in half a million credits
Owen Long
lol, thanks. saving
Hunter Jones
>don't worry this isn't capeshit
>Alita is the opposite of cape shit
Apart from her being a vigilante martial artist who's the protagonist of a comic book, has super strength, and literally wears a cape, yeah, I guess I can see that.
Ryan Powell
Sure user. Next you're gonna tell us Passion of Christ is capeshit because Jesus is a protagonist of a holy book, has God like powers, and literally wears a tunic like a cape.
Joseph Russell
The $500 replica, not the plastic toy.
Liam Parker
>literally wears a cape
Asshole, she doesn't wear a cape in this movie once.
Also, none of her power comes from 'super powers', but from her training, which isn't superhuman, and her anti-matter core, which is technically superhuman but it's in the realm of sci-fi. I mean, if Iron Man is a 'superhero', I suppose Alita technically is too, but then I could fucking say Stitch from Lilo and Stitch is a superhero. Being a superhero isn't just what powers you have it's about what you do with them: serving the public and fighting evil-doers. Alita does do this, technically, but not everyone she fights is completely evil, and it's mostly people who've wronged her or her immediate friends or family personally. She doesn't go fight as a savior vigilante of Iron City, at least not in this movie.
Cameron Morales
>The Man with No Name wears a 'cape' tunic
>hurr he's a superhero too!
Aaron Cruz
MOTORBALLED.COM
Jacob Nguyen
Logan Jones
Is this the scene where she sings La Bamba?
John Bell
I still wonder if she ever went back into the sewers to retrieve her boots
Aaron Fisher
Justin Wilson
w2c iron city boots (tan)
Gabriel Brooks
Horriburu. This is not what I meant by “floof”.
Jonathan Wood
Hit a nerve, did I? Watch out, Justice League has a new member!
Noah Thomas
Retarded bait. You are retarded
Ayden Wilson
Nice gif user
Sebastian Anderson
That would vastly improve capeshit scene.
Daniel Sanchez
Justin Ortiz
>go on Yea Forums
>sees Alita thread
>look up the thing on youtube
>watch trailer
>reads the comments in pic related
what do
Carter Brooks
Juan Martinez
KEKED
Joshua Evans
watch the movie!
Alexander Edwards
Recycles go out today
Landon Brooks
Noooooo gib me!
Julian Richardson
Don't cry Froggo, we'll figure it out
Carter Nguyen
Cursed image, please delet.
Blake Martin
Nathan Price
>tfw so broke that I'm considering doing a 90's-style hack job on an A2 rifle handguard that I got for free to make a carbine handguard so that I can take my MOE handguard off and sell it
I hope I'm in better shape by the time the blu ray comes out, or it's gonna be pain.
Andrew Rivera
here it is from another angle.
Carter Rodriguez
user line up all these cans and then make an ISIS-style execution video of them all getting blasted point blank, and then post it here for the lulz.
Hunter Howard
>he thinks this is getting a blu-ray release
lol.
Colton Bell
That bin looks fucking disgusting, i cant believe you have that indoors. Im gonna throw up
Easton Harris
>he thinks literally any movie doesn't get a blu-ray release
T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
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Chase Thompson
Based comfy little marks poster.
And I wish they had those in over here in Europe. :((
Camden Ross
I would if I had a gun.
Leo Morales
Marks should lose the blanket, he's never gonna be able to get the spittu if he hides from Alita like that.
Leo Sanders
how you been Jerome?
Zachary Wood
Not even a BB gun? It doesn't take much to mangle a can.
Luis Ramirez
I'm not Jerome but thanks for the (you) anyway.
Luke Turner
>Alita will never chase you down through darkened alleyways, pin you to the ground, and give you a great big spittu
what's even the mcfuckin point of living bros
Austin Miller
If I were you I'd take one of the cans, cut off the top and bottom and then straighten it out into a rectangular sheet to be cut into appropriate dimensions and affixed onto a piece of plywood with small aluminum screws or nails. I would then veneer the sides of the plywood and install a picture mounting hook on the backside, making a niece Alita green tea themed design piece to be mounted on a wall.
Christian Allen
Hunter Robinson
You're not a real Alitan if you haven't been accused of being Jerome and/or Peaches at least once.
Angel Ross
>hanging a piece of garbage on your wall glued to a piece of nasty wood
Y I K E S
Jackson Cook
Holy shet that sounds kinda cool, If I ever get my hands on a few here in uyrop Ima try that.
Jose Reed
Nope.
wait whos Jerome?
Owen Taylor
Why not just scan the can and print a high resolution copy to hang?
William Ross
That not artsy fartsy enough user, cmon now.
Jonathan James
>not using discarded Alitacans to construct a full cuirass
Gotta step up the ambitions there bud
Dylan Bell
There's something about the material being metal that makes it more comfy. My grandma used to have vintage confection tin lids with art on them(kinda like pic related) hung on one of her walls in place of paintings.
Cameron Watson
When will this be available for rent on Amazon Prime?
Easton Sanchez
From what we know so far July 9th :/
Cameron Green
I WANT TO SEE ALITA AGAIN
Benjamin Price
damn. thanks
Liam Martinez
lookin kinda...red, there, scott...you feeling ok?
Jeremiah Butler
No worries fren!
Christopher Davis
I know. This is one of the most profoundly stupid Jerome points.
Fucking Dredd 3D got a Blu-Ray, and that movie didn't just flop, it BOMBED. It couldn't even make it's budget back, let alone break even.
Jack Sanchez
Now that this movie is out of theatres you guys are gonna let these threads die with dignity right?
Colton Rivera
AHM FEELING FINE I GOT FREAKS 9 DAYS A WEEK AMHMBIGBADBOOTYDADDGYOUAINTGHGHIMUNSTOBBLGHGHHH
Owen Cruz
Yeah sure, how about you stop posting in here, and we'll follow in your steps...
Leo Hill
>posting
Is that what you call your spam that keeps these threads going? lol Too cute.
Nicholas Baker
oooo, say it again, Scott!
Brayden Miller
Why does every thread have to begin and end with Jerome trolling us? Its all so tiring. I wish we could have comfy threads again.
Landon Smith
This is one of those realizations that haunts me whenever I close my eyes.
Wyatt Brown
This is nearly perfect. Change "user" to "Albert Camus" and "So lonely and horny" to "The Myth of Sisyphus", please.
Daniel Gomez
We're Jerome's pet project. It's like a game of Space Invaders. The longer it drags on, the more pressure he applies, until he either destroys us or we win.
Andrew Hughes
>Ill get comfy with you user!
Dylan Collins
>See where all my freaks are horizontal, they understand size, they appreciate size and size does matter and they know that they don't have to wait for the Earth to rotate on a 47 degree axis so the stars can touch the sky and create an equinox so they see the big dipper. No no no, all they gotta do is call the Big Poppa, cause I'm the man with the big dipper and satisfaction's coming when I go behind and do the bump n' grind and it's only a matter of time before they call me the big bad booty daddy!
Xavier Mitchell
Me too!
>hides in from sun inside blanket
Logan Baker
Quick, get Shadiversity on the line!
Armored judicial Panzer Kunst duels, son!
Jonathan Evans
AAaaaahhhhhh, yeahhhhh, that's the stuff right there....yeahhh
Colton Perez
im still waiting for bluray rip...
Jeremiah Taylor
M A C H I C O L A T I O N S
Jaxon Bailey
Just get into some chocolate user, like, ALL up into that chocolate! YEAH!
Wyatt Hall
The best rip we got so far is Its not that bad, but it ain't no 4k BluRay
Oliver Edwards
>tfw 75 years go by waiting for a bluray that never gets released
Joshua Smith
>Zalem's machiculations are pathetic! They're just too freaking big! What's the point of an opening that's so big you can throw a building through it, when it provides you with no cover? And where are the merlons?
>Now, you ask what about dragons? But the dragon lives IN ZALEM! He's already there!
Lucas Peterson
Did that user that spent a fuck load of money of chocolate from around the world (mostly Europe I think) ever get back to us about that?
I remember him getting a fuck load of recommendations and he bought them all.
Connor Wright
Yeah! Shove it in the choco! Ram it with all your might! XD
Christopher Fisher
>tfw Alita 2 joins the hallowed ranks of Half Life 3 as another "greatest fan disappointment of all time"
Isaac Wood
I heard its going straight to Disney's streaming service then on to bluray. It may take up to a year to see a bluray on store shelves.
Lucas Lopez
I heard they had a name for you 'round these parts....it was Jerome, wasn't it?
Kayden Sanchez
I literally quit gaming because Half Life 2 ended in a such a let down hurry up and wait for 3 manner. I am glad I was one of the gamers waiting for 3. I had told the industry to go fuck itself by the time it mattered.
Nicholas Bell
>I am glad I wasn't one
Jack Turner
Half Life 3 was where I finally dumped Valve games for good. I was pissed beyond reconciliation. It was basically Star Wars fan anger X100.
Bentley Gutierrez
I assume you also played Episode 1 and 2
Cooper Sanders
>veneer the sides of the plywood
I'm not sure what you mean by this.
Thomas Clark
I absolutely would
Logan Flores
Dominic Martinez
Nope. Loved Half Life 1 and played through it many times. Played Half Life 2 once and thought it sucked even with better graphics, physics ect. The ending of 2 was the final icing on the shit cake. Fuck Valve, especially after all the hype they threw at us leading into Half Life 2. What they did with 2 and beyond are criminal level let downs. The whole industry went to shit around the same time.
Brandon Jenkins
I hope the next bread is "shove it into the chocolate edition" just to subvert everyones' expectations.
Matthew Thomas
Now that is one determined Ali
Brandon Lee
Agreed. I lost most enthusiasm for gaming for a long time over Valve basically telling all the fans to go fuck themselves instead of finishing what they started.
Josiah Butler
>BAAKKKKKKKKKERR.jpg
Jaxon Russell
I have a strong feeling that jerome starts some of these threads with crappy images as the OP to stir the shit
Parker Gonzalez
That would explain some of the lame OP pics that we have had. The lewd ones are kinda funny I guess. They are better then the horrible facebook and twitter ones at least.
Nathaniel Cruz
Do Anons dream of Alita's electric pooper?
Sure thing I do. XD
Brandon Hernandez
You're creating a 3 dimensional object and you wouldn't wanna leave the plywood sides bare. I drew a mockup of what I mean but image limit is reached. Maybe I'll post it in next thread.
Isaiah Ward
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