>I know what you like Jon Snow
What did she mean by this?
>I know what you like Jon Snow
What did she mean by this?
A finger in the bottom
She got GIANTED prior to meeting Jon, imagine how loose that puss was
She knows he likes redheads. Jon's got a redhead complex since his mother (Catelyn) never loved him.
please dont tell the fbi
>eyup jon snow, av seen ya lookin at mi pissflaps ya dirty bugger
>his mother (Catelyn) never loved him
so did she really think he was ned's bastard or what? I haven't watched the show in years and idk if they explained her being distant.
Yes, everyone believed Jon was Ned's bastard child because that's what he told them.
>so did she really think he was ned's bastard or what?
Yes. The show has more nuance telling us she took care of him while he was sick and tried to love him but was ultimately unable to because he is a bastard.
She knows Jon's Tax Policy
Yea she had no idea about jons true parentage like everyone else at that time. She's still a cunt tho
>and idk if they explained her being distant.
literally entire dialogue by her saying she could never love him
>Jon Snorw
Ftfy, she talk funny
Imagine the smell.
thank you autists
blow it out your ass
i meant a post targaryan revelation explanation
And wanting to fuck his (cute) sister
So Jon x Sansa is endgame? God damn this is wrong, so very very wrong.
Does Sansa love Jon? Yes. Does Jon love Sansa? Maybe. Is Jonsa endgame? No. Leaks confirm something else.
It is actually Arya that looks like her real mom
he never knew his real mother. In his subconscious, Catelyn is his mother.
She despises him, its far more than just being "distant". Ned wants him to wait a few years before joining the Night's Watch but Cat basically forces it to happen immediately because she doesn't even want Jon around her if Ned isn't there. "He isn't my son!"
*quickscopes your waifu*
Funny thing is Robb is the one who ends up legitimizing Jon.
Every time.
I know you're a dirty rotten bastuhd jon snow. Now bend ova and let me show ya how the wildlings proper fook
It's that transparent bullshit women pull when they want you to think they're smarter than you and can read you. In actuality they don't know fuck all beyond the fact that you want to stick your cock up their cuntholes.
Well, Jon was Robb's best bro, better than Theon.
Robb always liked Jon, thats why its so fucked up that Cat drives them apart. In that scene where Ned decides to go south with Robert, he wants to leave Jon to be Robb's right hand man and Cat basically flips out and demands he leave Winterfell, and thats when the Maester mentions him wanting to join the Watch. Right after your son becomes a lord at 15 you ship off his best friend/half brother who is also only 15.
>>I know what you like Jon Snow
Wasn't that line referring how Jon went straight for eating the puss even though it was his first sexual experience ?
like, why would you do that. especially with some slut with down questionable history. no wonder he bent the knee so easily last season
Better question. Who taught Jon that? It's established he doesn't go to whorehouses with Theon.
>Tfw he literally married her IRL
Shut the fuck up
>be manlet
>have giantess fetish
Why does this always happen?
she's not a cunt. she hates herself for her inability to accept him. people can't always help the way they feel and she had convinced herself bran got crippled because of her rejection of jon
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
She knows he likes girls with a little 'extra' down there. Just because it's the medieval times doesn't mean there wasn't traps back then, look at Rome, they were sucking feminine dicks every damn day. Traps are an integral part of human culture that helps keep the societal fabric together. Is it a coincidence that the so-called 'Dark Ages' were a time of sexual repression? I think not.
in her case it was true. also stop inserting your real life failures into fictional narratives
Who taught you to eat pussy? You do eat pussy, right?
Porn. Is there porn in Winterfell?
Nope, that shit gay
Didn't Ygritte ask him about it or something? Idk, I vaguely remember Jon explaining why he did it
OI YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR ROAMING IN THE NORTH
el ma yo
I fuckin hated that smug cunt. Seeing her die was immensely satisfying.
>"Hurr durr u know nuffin"
>5 minutes later the bitch thinks a windmill is a castle
>They even slipped a You Know Nothing in the wedding speech
>Bran lays there crippled
>Jon comes to say goodbye
>Cat tells him to fuck off, he doesn't get to say goodbye to his dying brother
>Cat then tells him she wishes he was in Brans place, and that's the last thing she ever says to him.
Yeah, not a cunt. Alright.
>eating pussy in a brothel
Jesus Christ, user...
>tfw no wildling gf
>and cheated on her right after
I can't see how he would have learned then. Unless Cat forced him to do it on her from a young age as compensation. That'd be weird haha
>Jon ya bloody tosser, muck in me minge bruv
No, seriously, HOW can you cheat on THIS?
she has bad pussy.
I have no earthly idea. I'd legit be on my knees thanking The Lord for sending me a fine wife every day.
A finger in the bum.
kit cheated on her?
You can't. That's why nobody did.
I liked Ygritte and the actress seems like a charismatic person but she's not top 10 as far as the women in GoT goes.
She’s got a pretty face but the body of a pre-teen boy
Yeah he fooked a bear
all pussy gets old m8, some guys just cheat
Eating pussy
Cat has always been a vile women who is not as smart as she thinks she is
exactly
I'd have a complex as well if Catelyn was me mum. A mother complex.
It's just a woman. You see prettier ones walking the streets every day
Literally fucking wrong.
and that's a bad thing why precisely?
Touching himself at night.
there's a load of quotes from both book and show talking about how jon says arya is the only one that treated him well but he and robb were best bros
what did jon mean by this?
>she had convinced herself bran got crippled because of her rejection of jon
yeah sure that's it
let's go with that
She literally says that "all the horror that's come to her family" is because she "couldn't love a motherless child"
Don't make me post the tomboy pasta.
imagine marrying a whore who shoots scenes like this.
Robb always subconsciously thought himself better than Jon. Arya treated him like an equal.
Jesus christ
I don't think he ever says that about his siblings. He says Theon was a little arrogant shit ans Sansa was her mother's pet, but he acknowledges they all loved him.
Rimjobs
pusy
Do americans really speak like this?
>"about that big"
Calm down Jon
Must have been a great pussy
She is a cunt, feeling bad about being cruel doesn't mean you weren't cruel. What she does to Jon is unforgivable IMO.
Is this advertiser friendly?
>you now remember how she EXPOSED Jon's sexual inexperience
i-imagine experiencing this in your life, imagine a girl saying to you:
>"you were never with a girl"
how do you respond?
How did she know?
Never found one I loved.
What if in the books she's actually a little girl posing as a woman. Haha imagine that
I would marry her too
Go back to cuck porn virgin
>so how was boca?
Lmao lil cuck is mad
Why am I turned on by this?
he likes the pussey
>tiny tits
>ginger
>bullyfu
shes perfect
still funny
Fuuuuuck
Jon loves all of his siblings. Even though Sansa was kind of a cunt in her own way, he still thinks of her fondly when he's away from home at some point and she didn't hate him, she was just an uppity bitch by nature.
He was jealous of Robb, but he also loved him.
Doubt it. It's painfully obvious Sansa is in love with him whether she realizes it or not, but he has only ever seen her as a sister. He will probably go off on his own.
He says he almost fucked a whore, but decided not to because he was worried she would get pregnant and have a bastard like him.
Maybe they did some foreplay before that who knows?
She is a total cunt and even she knows it, that's why she feels like such a cunt.
what does it feel like?
Jon has memories of Robb saying things like
>You can’t be Lord of Winterfell, you’re bastard-born. My lady mother says you can’t ever be the Lord of Winterfell.
when they were growing up.
Robb liked him as much as a half-brother. Arya loved him as much as a brother.
do it, bruv
My gf does that. I hate it.
>Arya loved him as much as a brother.
>he doesn't know
Arya wanted to have his little bastards since she was 10.
M-my license carrying permit expired
>>They even slipped a You Know Nothing in the wedding speech
cringe
Always hated her stupid fucking character. Never saw the appeal.
>Nope, that shit gay
yeah i know right, sucking cock is the way to straightness
>be 6'2
>not tall enough to be tall
>too tall to be bullied by qt lanklet woman
Easy there, Kit
Remember when this show used to be good and the character interactions were fun and believable?
You literally have to cheat on women if you love them and want to keep them. It's the sick truth.
Like harassment.
>swn bully you for having a little cock and make you lick her pusy