Prove that you have indeed had sex before. Describe in detail what it feels like

i think this meme is dead now. if you jerk off a lot then sex last hours from losing sensation from death grip. my first time was like 2 hours, i almost felt bad for the girl.

It's different if you're uncircumcised

This is how I know you never had sex.

It feels better than jacking off when the pussy is good and wet. I beat that thing for as long as I can and pull out when I'm about to come and change positions and do this for as long as I can and the pussy gets wetter and wetter and warmer and the slide-in is better and better. It's great.

You get blindfolded and your PE teacher sticks something yucky in your mouth.

Sex is overrated. It's nice, but I'd rather jerk off. Mainly because the post-nut feel you get after you do it with someone that you really don't give a fuck about sucks. I can't even look at them afterwards.

h-how did you know i was circumcised?

I can. I feel great after precisely because I don't give a fuck. I'll nut in a girl and keep going and she doesn't even know and I'm just grinning after.

The smell is awful, and the shit on the end of your benis is awkward. But the tight boi pussy feels great when the feminine benis slaps against your balls

This, but it's from the nerves. First few times I couldn't cum but once I got relaxed around her I started blowing my load in 5 minutes.

You move your bodies synchronized forward and back. She softly moans inside your ear while you hold her. She starts breathing heavier and twitching with her body. You become more aggressive, your inner beast starts to come out. You grab her hair tightly, she likes it. She can't contain it. She starts humping you faster and harder while she makes squeaking noises. You move your hands along her body, from her neck along her breasts and then her ass. You smack it because it's a really big ass, she likes it. You smack harder while she yells. Her roommate probably hates us now. You start to reach the point of no return. You want to go deeper inside her, balls deep. You want to BECOME her. You cum while unleashing a primal groan. You're done and want to go to sleep. You're thirsty, sweaty and gross but you feel like a champ. She lies on your chest and softly strokes it. You fall asleep after a while.

I start by grabbing her big giant titties and press my hands as hard as I can just so I could get past the texture of sand. Her baggy tits go back and forth as I kneel and push my face in her vagina. There are lips down there so I turn my head sideways so I could french kiss her. It feels like the inside of a mouth.
After that I undress and put my penis in her vagina.
I go back and forth. It feels more or less like masturbating but with hot water. After that, I start pounding until there comes the release. It's usually really long, it lasts like 2 hours at least and me and my girlfriend have sex daily. She comes, then I come. Usually, our wet is bed. After that I get a blowjob and that feels like something really hot being shot through your shaft.
It's really amazing. I feel great every time, so does she. That's what sex feels like.
There's a lot of sweat and cummies.

White women have the best skin to the touch if they're slim, and the worst if they're fat. Black women have leathery skin, which can feel good if you like elastic shit and doesn't change much with age or weight. Mulatto women's skin feel the least satisfying to the touch, jus ta more leathery white without the elasticity of black; a fat mutt would feel the worst if only fat whites didn't feel like and reminded of pigs.

like salty coins and milk

It was alright until she tried throwing her leg over to change position and stubbed my dick with her knee. We laughed it off so it was all good.

Sometimes its good. Sometimes its brilliant. Mostly its vaguely boring.

I had sex last night and the bed was squeeking so loud the whole street could here and i kept thinking about her ex. Couldn’t do it and she cried and cursed me for trying to go to sleep after.

Kill yourself

Like sticking your dick inside a warm apple pie.

A vagina feels like the inside of your cheek, slightly ribbed, on your penis, but it can contract over it like it’s grabbing on. It’s VERY wet, like your whole lap is gonna be wet. The most unexpected sensation is how HOT it is in there. I’m talking like almost too hot. Like a furnace.

>first time
>big guy
>she tries forcing it in dry
>feel intense pain like someone broke my dick in half
>she shrieks and leaps off me
>blood every where
>look down
>cock is mangled gushing blood like a fountain
>she broke my dick in half

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Did you died?

The first penetration is almost as good as the orgasm. Make sure to lube your ass first.

it's only good if you're really into each other

To quote Jez from Peep Show, "It's just like porn. Except I can't see anything, I haven't got a hard on, and I want to cry."

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flesh furnace is def going in my dictionary

>tfw not bad at sex
I may be a failure but at least I know that i’m not missing out like half you faggots. Sex was everything I hyped it up to be and more.

Are you seriously this fucking autistic?

t. fat aging roastie

>Being naked with another person
>Full body contact with another person
>Having your penis inside another person
>Other person behaves differently towards you afterwards because you were inside them
>You can make another person by being inside another person and then you're trapping raising that child for 18 years

Evolutionary dead end here. I can't bear the thought of how awkward sex must be, or would be for me. I can barely tolerate hugs from people. No thanks. I'll stick with anime titties and naked pictures of chicks.

Virgin 4 Life

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