Webm thread (funny edition)
This is not funny. This is cunny.
what the fuck
alright lad it's still too busy for our threads eh?
>it's still too busy for our threads eh?
nobody's posting more than two times and all threads I've done the past week don't go past 50 posts. that's why I'm hitch-hiking in this thread
formerly cute edition?
I tried last time to keep it up but my internet died on me
source?
Did they die?
Formerly?
"Now, Kiki, I want you to stop thinking, I want you to empty your pretty little head, no need to think...good girl..."
did he lose a bet or something?
Yes, formerly. Thanks for proving him right.
Happiness. There will never be a movie quite like it again.
No he won it
It's kind of nice knowing that I'm her age. It gives me some confidence that I can meet a woman like her.
fuck off child
she dances worse than tarantino and segal combined
that makes her kinobased
soul
soulless
>implying souls exist
Who is this qt?
bonbi
based and cutepilled
ummm
why the fuck did you choose this picture?
>you can see an erect cock in her eyes reflection
What is it with girls and horrendously mashing leopard print with pink?
can anyone explain to me this fucking webm? I alway see it and have no idea wtf is going on
It's from Season 1 of Fargo.
The scene is of no importance whatsoever yet the guy who continues to post it is an autist in love with some random actress.
Quite pathetic if you ask me.
I think they're literally just waiting for a manager. its just a lil awkward.
it's a forced meme, that seems to exist solely for people like you (and me) to wonder what the fuck it keeps getting posted for
it would be more of a surprise if those pretty eyes had never been exposed to that
with a face like that, one would assume that's what they're made for almost exclusively.
This
I liked what this movie was doing. Director forced his actors not to act until a scene was emotional enough to require acting. He even took it to extremes, like the whole teen romance shit getting stripped down to just cold emotionless line reading.
It was really good at making you hate this faggot, too.
Fuck I miss early Supernatural. It was so based before it became a demon soap opera and they were just hunting folklore shit every episode.
wonderful
Daddy issues give me confidence that I can always find an 18 year old who wants to hop on my 30 year old dick.
white rich hollywoo bitches on twitter: STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN YOU INCELS
same bitches on insta:
Imagine having to play the part as the little girl.
I get a reactionary unwanted boner when someone pounds my butt.
who is this?
it's me
What the fuck is wrong with your continent, Europe?
"unwanted"
Dafuq
is she watching porn?
More than one girl has told me they got quivery while watching commercials advertising chocolate when they were young.
Please tell me that's a boy.
post more pls
I really really want to see a scenario where a girl is embarrassed about buying pads/tampons, and then she sees the guy she wants to get with. He notices her and waves or whatever, and she tries to talk to him, and then he notices the pads in her cart and says "ah fuck, that's gross" and leaves and she's broken.
Probably because women have no self control and are addicted to sugar.
Why did Europeans fall so hard for the propaganda? White people deserve to become extinct.
reminds me of that .webm from an english pub that starts with a blond slag then an old guy and a retard shuffle into view. someone post it.
What film?
only cucked west europeans
What the hell happened to her lips? She looks like a whore now
it is
based
What a cutie
kek
it's just makeup
BASED MARS POSTER
This isn't what this movie is about
Bastard Out of Carolina (1996)
Funny but also degeneratepilled
What gameboy advanced game is this?
>you will never emotionally and mutually love her
get a life /pol and have sex
imagine the smell..
Is it me or is she a little less thin and sickly than before? She looks more like she did before she quit back in October.
Anne Frank?
pedos were sucking the life out of her
did you make this also?
>Wants a caramel colored kid
Why? I work with kids in the summer, White kids are 9 times out of 10 the best behaved, best mannered and energetic enough not to be lazy but disciplined enough to know when to calm down. Black and Half-Black or Single-Mother raised children are always, I mean ALWAYS the worst, I'm not some genetic purist but my god ever since I started working with kids 2 years ago the truth has never been more clear.
I could stare into those eyes and not give a shit if I died doing so
she's been brainwashed by MSM since childhood
>funny edition
>doesn't start with funny
after watching some episodes and seeing this creature on /jazz/ threads, that woman is undoubtedly high out of her mind on uppers while drunk on wine right? There's no other explanation.
this is art
seething tranny kys
sauce
>
What do you guys reckon Weiner told kiki in this scene
Wtf is greyworm doing?
underrated
Name of the movie anons?
>Thirst
That entire movie fucked me up. Five stars.
The Killing of a Sacred Deer.
Like I said the movie is an experiment in the value of emoting in a given scene. There's some serious contrast that shows up from about the halfway point that hits hard, and it's the main reason why I liked it. You'll see what I mean.
You're one sick fuck. I would never suggest removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly,
Thanks.
Is it out o Bastard from Carolina? I don't remember this scene
post uncropped version
What the fuck
is there more
That scene is still hard to watch, even out of context.
so good
Awh. Discount Emma Watson was so adorable.
Kek, it's like the cunnyseur version of the navy seal copypasta.
please bee my gf?
damn i wanna pee inside her
dude this is kino
I'd pike her rosa mund if you know what I mean.
navy seal copypasta?
the secret to beating segal is to walk away from him not run at him
holy fuck... so based
It is
>Reviewbrah's dad is Donald Trump
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
That one.
based trapfag blocking every >she and >her coming his way
you tall, rich and hung?
heh thats pretty funny
infinitely better movie than what we got
im tall rich and white
prefer her sister desu
>TS Casting Couch
>TS
Hey wait a second
What's >her name?
name?
that DISGUSTING face
ew
gonna pass sweetie
>not a single cute and funny girl
yep, ive fapped to that one
this is what pedos really want - normalization of young sex. That girl was cute as fuck - she doesn't have sex yet, she looks 5. This shit is wrong.
those girls only exist in anime my fren
He was cuter as a twink
is he retarded or something?
GIVE ME A NAME BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
I'm so glad this scene exists
why the fuck is this so funny holy shit
it's real too
fucking kek
Ella Hollywood
imgur.com
Thanks fren
it's the zodiac killer
she cute
Daily reminder this is literally a man and you're all faggots
The fuck is wrong with sheboons
faggotry is the best feeling in the world then
Forgive me cap
no, he's just a person who doesn't want trash to be on the ground
he's trying to make that point to the idiots who keep taking it out
if he tries to put it in another bin, they'll just take it out of that one too
hnnngh
the next thread will logically be the cute and funny edition right?
Europe is lost
pretty sure those last two ones would have people go through 5Gs or so
>death-by-g-force.webm
>current year
>calling someone faggot
have sex incel
god i wish that were me
Do you have one for "I came"?
back when people could actually be funny
>youtube.com
>inb4 not webs
suck 50 dicks
Current year and yet Ur still being a faggot, why???
>ur
this isn't 2001 you fucking phoneposter
Fuck I love this short.
Always be suspicious of someone who grows their mustache pasted their lips.
Everybody knows that a mustache that is trimmed that follows the length of the lips is a universal sign of baddassery in police and military.
Anything else is perv territory.
>This ride looks too intense for me!.webm
The first one doesn't seem so bad. It's the other two that will abortinate your baby
>mfw no dany capeshit kino
Aye I saw it too, as did everyone I suppose
But you're broke and out of shape. It doesn't work like that.
its funny how the most sexually fucked up movies are usually directed by women
America in a microcosm
superpower by next year
I'm broke, but I'm very fit.
The main reason I'm broke is because personal gyms are expensive as fuck to compile.
humiliation fetish
who needs a personal gym?
weights are .50 cents a pound. do calisthenics
>I'm drowning!.gif
Too late. I already have the gym. Might as well use it.
Calisthenics was a great foundation, though. Fantastic joint training and it's amazing how far I could go without weights, to the point where I started to become convinced that the plateau was a myth.
Now that I am lifting I'm seeing why they say calisthenics are a dead end, even if I don't agree with it. The results are much MUCH faster and not as difficult. I'd say start with Calisthenics for about a year or two and see how far you can go, and then upgrade to weights.
What movie
I'm black now, thanks a lot
Reign of Fire.
Holy fucking...
Oh so that's where they got it from
youtu.be
american TV everyone
That thing has forfeited the right to be called male.
reduce your brightness.
this is one of my favourite movies when I was a kid. Still is. Favorite scene is lisa boyle walking in front of the car
wth is this
whats this from? looks pretty interesting
The Centrifuge Brain Project. Probably my favorite short film.
youtube.com
en.wikipedia.org
Estonian carnival rides.
he does it for free
yeah?
Hey it's better than the british version - there he would have killed himself
>kids are all white
>We will never see details like that in a movie ever again.
fuck the future.
She's half naked and she enjoys it.
that's South Africa (America's future)
he fucking knows it, he just can't say it publicly
why did she have to become a slut bros
it's offensive because he can't request a DNA test without her freaking out.
if she ever denies you one, you know she cheated on you. it's a win/win. she might express "don't you trust me?" which means she cheated.
>Remember goys, white men are the threat, Don't mind any demographic change or anything, it's the Nahtzees.
Haha your a faggot
Why doesn't she take the towel off her head if she wants refugee status so bad?
Learned the how from Moner.
>funny edition
how'd that go for you OP
what's this one from?
can someone give context/explain?
i'm glad that got made but i wonder if it was the intention
I love these caricatures the Left has of mainstream right wing voters.
The average politics of a person in the industry is so skewed to the left and they think adding their idea of modern politics is some ground breaking level of telling a story.
The truth is they're just more of the same pompous and vapid idiots that infest the industry.
dad is homo sex and pedophile
>white racist men in chicago who not only watch Empire, but run around trying to hang black people in the middle of a winter storm
That movie was seriously fucked up.
Thats how Freddy Mercury die
man, i can feel the fbi outside my door
god these people are so full of themselves
god forbid nobody shows up with a camera at these promotion events, the actors might have to act like real people for a moment
source ?
a certain gremlin once said that the only reason why oscars aren't decided by popular vote is because Bad Boys 2 would win best picture every year
Decadence of the aristocracy.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
DAMMIT SAM
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT IF YOU SHRANK DOWN AND SHE GAVE YOU THAT FACE WHILE YOU WERE FORCED TO MASSAGE IN BETWEEN HER TOES!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOULDN'T THAT BE SO FUNNY!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXD
>What are you thinking?
>Pub?
I think if anything it just further puts those ideas in the normie brains. The left would be better off pretending the far right doesn't like back in the 90s. This just gives us more legitimacy, which I support, but the whole leftist playbook seems bizarre.
>there are people here who saw this clip and think the poster edited it for humor
dad drugged and molested a friend of his son's, the victim's parents finally figured it out and now he's confessing to his son
fucking love that actor. haven't yet seen him in anything i didn't enjoy. latest was on the americans
>Director forced his actors not to act until a scene was emotional enough to require acting.
So that's why the first act felt like a screenplay, it felt so fucking odd.
It's literally a costume party you retard, everyone is supposed to act exaggerated/theatrically.
Stealth Brady wishing he was somewhere else.
anyone has the exchange between yara and dany? that was sexy af
to what end?
Sisyphus
Todd Solondz is this director who made absolute kino in the late 90s, early 00s. He made these movies exploring subjects like pedophilia, rape, suicide, racism that are well-written and starring exceptional actors. Has Philip Seymour Hoffman calling random numbers in the phone book and jerking off as a fetish, or a black college professor dating one of his students and telling her to say "fuck me nigger, nigger fuck me" as roleplay when they're hooking up.
Happiness, the movie that clip is from, has the dad with all these pedophile urges, and the Philip Seymour Hoffman character, and it was a pretty big hit as far as indie movies go. It was in theaters, well-distributed.
This is project were they let white people pretend they are slaves and clean up
What the fuck are you talking about? All of his movies have these awkward robotic acting.
this flick was hot garbage
Post the source, user.
and your ID.
lmao I love this shit
:44 is that joffrey?
what movie is this from?
what is she looking at?
mad men, if i remember right a guy in a commerical
LOST
How the fuck can you think he is the retarded on in that instance.
Are you fucking black or something?
SOUL
SOULLESS
I fucking love that film.
Ha! The fast and The Pedal Furiously
I am pretty sure that is her peak.
your pretty new here
What the fuck is going on in here
white guy is assisting a woman in labor who is not his wife
woman #1 is giving birth to a mulatto
black guy and white guy are actually gay
woman #2 is there just to have a white woman and a black guy seem like a couple
Too many layers of jewry
They told him to stick his chin out for a better profile but he did it too much because he has a le 56% brain.
>American (Goyim) entertainment
This one is golden, I can't watch it without cracking up.
kek
Everyone fucking knows it, just look at the kids for fucks sake. America was a mistake.
He's a degenerate Jew and nothing more
You're overthinking it, it's not fucking rocket science.
It took me until the second ride to realize it was fake.
this movie was so cheesy good, going to watch it again
I cant even stop my erection
Based Ezra
Yep
THIS has to be fake. btw look at all those fucking cucks standing and clapping . LAUNCH THE NUKES YOU BLYAT FUCKS!!!!!!!!!
Fuck this planet
that liam neeson?