What's your idea for a show or movie?

Mummies are just wrapped zombies.

So he can just shape shift into a jetpack

that's frenkienstein, he can morph into anything as long as it doesn't have internal mechanical parts

have sex

System Under Siege

Synopsis: A midway system between Earth and a new potential homeworld erupts into chaos after pirates capture the first hyperjump capable warship

So Falling Down?

Falling Down never leaned left nor right. He was just an angry dude with the system.

Yo netflix where evangelion at? You promised spring 2019 and I went and checked that it's july 21st. Lying bitch

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You sir just won the internets today!

It's only in June.

picture this:
>Sex Scene
>Woman: white
>Guy: White

Ohh I get it, they're family

>Guy: White
Dropped.

lol

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Dracula can basically do anything as long as he has a good supply of blood and earth from his homeland to sleep in

He definitely doesn't need a jetpack

its over DRACULA i have the HIGH GROUND
>oh no

A jetpack wouldn't hurt no one.

Can he shapeshift into a hot girl and ride my 4” dick because that would be hot

The Rise and Fall of Chicago (starring Idris Elba and Mel Gibson)

Oy vey, dis is a complete shoah...

>It's a netflix pajeet interns scavenging for scripts so the company can maintain its giant debt

what the fuck is that....how could he......this is outlandish...

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larpers take over inner city drug trade, riding through projects on horseback blowing horns and slaying blacks with swords

Transsexual Xena Warrior Princess

And that's what' so powerful about it.

Jetpackula was almost a thing maximumfun.org/dead-pilots-society/episode-20-jetpackula-written-rob-schrab

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Xena is a man? Man becomes Xena?

does that mean he can turn into jazz jennings? Does that mean dracula is trans???????

>blood and soil
based nazi Dracula

In a time of ancient gods, warlords and kings...
A land in turmoil cried out for a hero.
>She
was Xena, a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle.
The power...the passion...the danger...
>Her
courage will change the world.

Vampires can shapeshift into bats (always), red mist (sometimes) and wolves (rarely) depending on the setting.

I've said my idea for a film like 5 times now but here it is again. We follow the first manned expedition to a harsh alien world. Think Barlow's "the expedition" or the documentary adaptation. Our protagonists are just xenobiologist and xenoarchaeologists who have no exterior motives but as they explore they are pressured by various outside forces. As they catalogue various alien fauna and flora they slowly find artefacts resembling early hominid tools. They try and find the source but slowly lose touch with the outside world and with themselves. Eventually they become entirely devoted to this hunt for the maker of the tools. They fight and squabble over it and a few if them lose their lives due to their comrades selfishness. Eventually they find the maker of the tools, it is a truly ancient human skeleton.

That's the entire film or just the epilogue?

It's too good, I can't tell you guys or you'll steal it.

Well he was mad at spics, traffic and low iq mcdonalds employees.
So he was just a regular person.

Wow, I didn't know pixheelated boat was a plagerising hack

The whole thing. It would have alot of deep interactions between the crew members. You could also give it lots of nice visuals like Avatar whilst still remaining bleak and harsh.

In a world where sex with 23 yo+ women are considered illegal..
One man breaks the status quo and hook up with 30 yo widower..

I find that ending a bit disappointing desu. What's the point? To say we're alone in the universe?

a lot is two separate words

Sounds kino.

Go back to /pol/.

this is highly problematic

Prometheus meets Planet of the Apes? Maybe Hollywood would buy it

dracula can do all three

A story about two writers that ruin a highly successful TV series.

>>Guy: White
umm no sweetie its 2019

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Two groups of students, independently and unknowingly to the other, plan a school shooting. By chance they pick the same day, so they end up fighting each other for the spotlight. Hilarity ensues.

That's actually a good idea. I'd definitely see can picture an edgy comedian doing this.

this never quite works out with the dignity or badassness that you think it does

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A movie about a futuristic amusement park where tomatos and tobacco are brought together by advanced genetic engineering techniques.
I call it sneed and the seedfeed.

Fuck your guerrilla marketing trying to promote neetflix and some eceleb.

I see you motherfucker.

Warwick Davis playing himself in a thriller where he's kidnapped and tortured by an internet group of dwarf hating racist extremists. Liam Neeson would play an undercover cop trying to rescue him, only to eventually fail in a dramatic season finale twist, where he'd succumb to his own innate racist nature and end up joining the fanatical group.

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Adam Sandler is a divorced father who lost custody of his daughter. He gets into a car accident and dies. While in heaven he makes a deal with God played by Idris Elba. God will send him back and give him a month to fix things with his daughter but if he fails, he will get sent to hell. Sandler agrees and gets sent back but Satan played by Seth Rogen secretely interferes and Sandler gets reincarnated but not as himself but as a hair dryer. Hillarity ensues as Sandler juggles his social life and reconnecting with his teenage daughter while dodging the suspicions of his ex wife and her new husband also played by Idris Elba all while experiencing what it means to be a teenage girls hair dryer.

I can only imagine how terrible the CGI would be, why haven't dinosaur shows gotten better with their special effects since Walking With Dinosaurs?

I LOVE IT

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>Netflix can make Jetpack Dracula, but only if Dracula is black, character 1 is a lesbian, and character 2 is an evil white man who dies

I wish someone would edit this so there's extra faces in those blank spots on the bottom, shit drives me nuts.

You could add your own.

>I wish someone would edit this
Yeah, I wish SOMEONE would do it too.

I have an idea for a horror/comedy found footage movie called Project Exorcist

A famous instagrammer holds a contest where whoever's livestream has the most views by 10pm on a Friday will be visited by him. The hot/rich Stacey at school tells everyone not to bother throwing their parties and to instead come to her house for one massive party since her parents are out of town. Kids obviously don't like her or find her popular, but since everyone is invited they decide why not.

At home, her parents have been out of town for a few days dealing with the death of some aunt. While hunting for booze, she breaks some sort of spirit container and is possessed by an evil spirit. The evil spirit is self-aware enough to grasp a basic understanding of the situation (maybe exposition by her group of friends who show up early?). I was thinking to make it a Halloween party so that the spirit could look the part, but I'd also be okay if it was just some mild eye color change and a deep voice that the spirit adjusts with a throat clear.

The spirit wants to have the Instagrammer show up so that it can possess the body of someone famous for reasons I don't know yet, maybe to convince the instagram followers in some sort of mass suicide through a video it posts? But during the party, people like this different version of Stacey better, and when it's revealed to the partygoers she is actually a spirit and not Stacey, people decide they like this spirit way more than Stacey. Schoolgoers that were set up as heros along the way are killed by the spirit, police are called, and in a shootout with police where moments before ghost Stacey is shot by the police, the spirit finally leaves the body and Stacey has a moment of realization that she is finally free before being shot and killed. Have it end with the Instagrammer posting a video where it teases the idea of the mass suicide, but the spirit is having too much fun being in the spotlight to let it go right now.

A dark humour series about a duo of hitmen working for some criminal mafia boss. One is serious, sarcastic, experienced and hates his job; the other is unexperienced, loves violence and his job and a bit slow. Think the two hitmen at the beginning of Seven Psychopaths.

Ana de Armas as herself
Me as a chair

The movie would revolve her taking her morning jog which is very extraneous since she pushes herself a lot. She's sweaty, tired, and dying to find a comfortable thing to sit on to take a break. So there's this chair, and the movie just writes itself.

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Tried my best.

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>Guy: White
problematic

It's so bad it actually might work.

Too bad americans are not risky to take on such themes.

One of the love death and robots shorts had a white man and white woman having sex
But then it turned out the white woman didn't actually exist.

ABORTION
THE MOVIE

Basically a zombie movie with piles of aborted fetuses attacking people.

Maybe the spirit gains power based on how many people worship or follow it.

ZOMBIE FETUS

the fetus became a zombie in the womb and ate itself out of it
Scratch that, all fetus' become zombies because of some sort of air pollution

NIGHT OF THE UNDEAD FETUS

(User was gifted Reddit gold for this idea)

Dark comedy set in the world of social media operatives who have to subsume their own personality into that of a multi-national billion-dollar brand.

A spiritual successor to Crank called Wank.
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have sex

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>What's your idea for a show or movie?
a movie where people with money but no ideas harvest the thoughts and dreams of a poor underclass

Sounds epic.
Faith in humanity=restored

this boy smack

fuck netflix and fuck shills

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It's a little creepypasta-ish but a movie about some kind of internet haunting would be fun. (I'm aware of the Buffy episode that had a demon in the internet)

unrealistic representation

it's a crime movie about two brothers, one wants to commit a crime and the other doesn't. Brother two is already confirmed as Eric Roberts.

Like the Smiley movie?

Netflix if you want my ""shitty"" ideas just pay me for them and I'll give them to you

A giant sperm like alien crash lands on earth and begins burrowing to its core. after nine hundred years the earth begins to crack and a new god is born.

gangsta

an office like comedy about the nsa and their favorite people they like to listen too. Scenes where they get into arguments for who gets to listen to who and what not. no drama either just played as a dark comedy when they listen to some real bizarre conspiracy shit at times. a running joke will be really serious things being ignored just to listen to the latest gossip

Nah brosephine. Yo mummies special power is taken my dick.

Dracula vs. Super Dracula

I didn't know that movie existed.

NSA agent falls in love with married woman and discovers her husband is having an affair but can't tell anything

A hard sci-fi show following the pains secretly taken by the shadowy governments to maintain a surveillance state and their political power even when humanity has started colonising the solar system. And the poor puppets maintaining it start to reject their overlords.

spacebound sci-fi paranoiac espionage

Supply and Demand. A movie starring these 2 working on a dairy farm

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You are thinking of mummy

Their biopic.

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I know this is real and I've seen it before, but
>Sneedville
that's gotta be an edit, surely

What a fucking life. Lived through WWII and probably I, created a homestead with a loli and lived long enough to see the 90s. This is the kind of biopic I'd actually want to watch.

A man and his hyperweapon travel the country getting into adventures and save the world from demons.

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It's Me, Myself, and Irene, but it's a black guy who gets cucked by a white guy, and the kids end up being Greeks

I can already hear the "people I would like to tell you about my best friend" playing in the background

It's real, Sneedsville and all. They falsified documents to get it done, probably only by a few years. Pissed off the entire country, too-- Tennessee legislators raised the minimum age to 18 weeks after they'd been married.

I've looked into it pretty deeply before. Interesting story. People met Eunice out in the backwoods house she lived in with her kids before she died and she said she still loved him to the end.

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Iron Man, but because everybody tries to copy his suit, guns get outdated and wars go back to being fought with swords and shit, but with powerarmors.

A romantic comedy staring Korean idol Kim Dahyun and myself

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It's called Stockholm Syndrom

>raised minimum age to 18 weeks after they’d been married
you could use a comma somewhere in that sentence, lad

My idea is somewhat similar to yours. A spaceship discovers an unknown planet. The crew are always in space suits (color-coded). There's disagreement among the crew because they have a mission to complete but some want to explore the planet. Drama and accidents happen, then it is revealed that the planet is Earth, millions years after human extinction. The film ends with the survivors finding proof of intelligent life (human), and are overcome with profound sadness.
It is not clear whether or not the crew are human or alien.