Any kino that deals with this?

the wrestler

Just tell them you didn’t realise you had to declare it and you thought because it was under 16 hours

I spent seven months unemployed last year, it's absolute hell. I wouldn't wish it upon anybody.

Yeh im going to be completely forthcoming with them.

But will i be getting bummed in prison for this?

It's bad, but still better than working

If you're white: yes. If you're a muslim, you'll be fine.

guess im fucked

The episode of DS9 were Sisko and Bashir go back in time to like 2020 and its one big dystopian breadline.

The 90s aesthetic only made it more real.

Full monty, I am joe and orphans I think.

Adam and Paul
Sweet Sixteen
The Acid House
Dead Mans Shoes

TV series Spaced.

They are all trannies. I had two FtM dick girls giving me grief for months.

Google: Transvestigation.

They are not just on the TV.

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I booked my car and motorbike tests in january and got fired a week later. UC still havent sent me a pound and now my savings are fucking gone.

Gonna try a recruitment agency for the first time.

Full Monty

You gain nothing for compliance, these aren't family friends, they're not going to turn around and say "well I guess it's okay", they will use your openness to fuck you.

Tell them you had declared the hours. When they come back and say "no you haven't" tell them you went to the local Job Centre and told one of the advisors, who said "no, it's fine, you're doing under 16 hours so you don't need to declare it".

Maintain that a job centre employee told you it was okay, it'll be infinitely harder for them to pin the blame on you and they WILL drop it, because the cost of prosecution will skyrocket due to your refusal to admit the truth.

You'll probably be fine, it just depends on whether the person you talk to is particularly vindictive.

I knew a solicitor who did charity work for people who were unfairly fucked over by the Kafkaesque benefits system. He came to learn the names of several employees at the DWP by name because they would frequently deliberately stitch people up, when he personally confronted them they admitted as much.

Also it should be noted that benefit fraud is calculated based on the length of your claim, not on the actual amount involved. Been on benefits for 8 months and worked half an hour under the table for £10? Congrats, you'll be listed as having just committed over £1,500 in fraud.

There’ll be interesting history to this era and the shit that goes on. I still don’t blame them. I’d rather be NEET and broke forever then have to deal with benefit drains all day every day. 14 days off a year.

Then im completely fucked.........................

Guess im going to prison.

I was investigated for fraud at 14 because i broke my glasses every few weeks playing rugby in my glasses like a blind retard. They thought i was selling them on.

full monty

I did something similar and they just sanctioned me the equivalent of one day's benefits

Jesus just get a job you fucking limey loser. What was wrong with the warehouse? Not enough tendie breaks?

Genuinely you have nothing to worry about.

How long ago was this? Nowadays 4-6 weeks is the average sanction for first time offenses.

Jeremy Kyle...oh

Couple of years ago, but not like a sanction for a violation, just like, they said you worled one day so we'll not pay you benefits for that day that's all

He DID get a job and now he's getting fucked because chasing down a guy for not declaring £50 is apparently more important than going after a fat cat skipping out on paying millions in taxes.

This. I used to lie all the fucking time when I was on benefits. Got away with all sorts.

Is this really what life is like in the United Caliphate?

How sure can you be?

Fuck off libshit

>fat cat skipping out on paying millions in taxes.
MUH BANKERS BONUSES

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UK benefit system is a mess, it's gotten to the point where you arguably do more work going through the bureaucracy of it all than you would working 9-to-5. There's a good reason why "back pain" and "depression" are on the rise.

>Using an agency
>For a minwage slave job
Enjoy getting paid below £5 post taxes/fees+tip while the agent gets £15+ 25% of the full yearly salary in commission bonus

Sounds like he got a job for one day and probably quit because he's a pathetic little NEET that would rather watch capeshit in his dilapidated council estate all day.

Maybe they are trying to incentivize you britburkas to get jobs instead of sucking the life out of honest taxpayers.

What the fuck

The dole told me the pay is the same they take a fee from the employer. Why an employer would go that route is beyond me but i’m useless at looking for work, broke and almost 30.

Imagine unironically thinking this while the House of Lords continues to exist.

>honest taxpayers
i.e. anyone not rich enough to avoid paying taxes
slave away to appease the taxman, while the rich get richer and pay fuck all, what a system

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Yeah they won't pay you below the minimum wage. Depending on the type of agency work it's a good way to get your foot in the door if you can convince teh company to take you on themselves. It's how I got my office job. Warehouse work will almost definitly fuck you over though.

Why do all bongs and Australians treat this welfare stuff as a bad thing? Isn't it really easy to get? You just walk in, say you have no job, and they give you thousands of dollars in cash no questions asked? Americans would love that shit. You know how hard it is to get welfare here? Months of waiting, forms, in person interviews. It's awful. AND they don't even give you cash! You get money that can only be used on grocery store food! You can't pay rent with it or buy other shit, just food! If you want unemployment benefits that's a whole other deal and they barely give you any money. God I wish I was a NEET on the doll where you guys live instead of a wageslave in the US.

Rightie fuckwits will find some way to defend this.

>Months of waiting, forms, in person interviews.

It's exactly the same in Bongland. The interviews are weekly and you have to prove you have been job hunting for at least 35 hours a week. If you don't you don't get money.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZvHpLflwPfc

LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN

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every week lol what a load of shite

No. They dock your allowance to accommodate it. If you earned more than what you get, you get nothing. But you can actually work about 8 hours a week and retain it, maybe a bit more.

During the 8 months I was on the dole a few years back I had to go to weekly interviews, I only got out of them when I went on their job placements.

Any sources on this is or this some schizoid bait

They lie to you because you are scum to them and they get paid for getting rid of you

Agency staff for any min wage position are disposable garbage used to plug temporary gaps in a firm. You will be doing all the shit no one else can be arsed with.

You will get the minimum wage by law, you will not get the wage the regular staff are on.

Desperate people should use these parasites to NETWORK so you can go direct on a higher salary. But expect to be fired every 1-6 months with no notice because you are disposable meat.

Tfw I get NEETbux and multiple different bennies, (no job center for me) I get up whenever I want, watch what I want, do what I want, get stoned (on public funds) play vidya and laugh my ass off until the wee-hours of the morning.

U mad yet wagecucks?

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jesus christ user I hope you aren't the one that made this, please seek medical help

Based and NEETpilled

is this what you consider a large amount of money? damn bro being a NEET must suck

AT THE JOB CENTRE- LOIFE'S A LAFF
THEY GIVE YOU FREE MONIE FOR YER AUTOGRAPH

15k in spare cash alone in my room (not even including what I have in the bank) plus I have other investments.

Stay mad, wagebitch and give Shlomo Sheckleberg my regards.

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unironically based

How many cocks did you suck for all that

lmao that shit would last me a week

None, so I clearly I don't do anywhere near as well as your mother does.

>15k is a large amount of money
jesus dude that's sad

Where do you find the time to spend it with all the wagecuckery you do? and say hello to the tax-jew for me.

I was on JSA for about a year in 2016/ 2017 and I only had to go in every two weeks and lie about my applications being rejected or an interview gone wrong every once in a while

As soon as I actually decided to start trying to find a job I found one

Los Lunes al Sol

Just my spare cash I have on hand, if you wernt a wagebitch retard and could read properly, you'd know.

*Compressed Vivaldi intensifies.*

Luckily, I work parttime with plenty of optional overtime. Have 2K saved and live in the family home.

I don't have to pay tax since I'm on a 1250L tax code. This ain't the 60's - moving out into the world is insane. By march next year I'll have c. 6K. I'm getting an English Teaching Certification, taking my 6K and fucking off out of this Hell-Hole.

In the movie Control, about Ian Curtis from Joy Division, he tries to find a job through a vocational placement program before he starts singing. Actually a really good film.

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then why'd you take a pic of what amounts to a months wages and post it on Yea Forums? and then you're making up shit about having "investments" despite the fact that HMRC would be all over you for having a passive income and not paying tax

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Rab c nesbitt
youtube.com/watch?v=8k7VoFiagfs

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>then why'd you take a pic of what amounts to a months wages and post it on Yea Forums?

From another thread when some wagecuck accused my of "lying"

>and then you're making up shit about having "investments" despite the fact that HMRC would be all over you for having a passive income and not paying tax

I have several hundred oz of precious metals, that are probably worth more than your shitty wagie house.

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24 Hour Party People is better.

no one accused you of lying about having a pittance in savings, link to where that happened
>his investments are actually just a pile of rocks
top kek, post a pic of those then user

Thought this was a britfeel thread for a moment

>didn't go to work today
>will go in hungover tomorrow

>he thinks gold is an investment
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>I have several hundred oz of precious metals
Congrats, you have a pile of worthless metals, meanwhile I'm sat over here with a real worthwhile investment - Iraqi dinars.

You sound salty and top, top kek at Precious "Metals" being just "rocks" You sound smart, how's your manual labor job working out for you?

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There is a permitted work hours/money quota. You should be fine for just one day.

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so no link to that other thread? or a picture of your rock collection? talk about BTFO lmao

fuck off /int/

/thread

Genuinely wise.

Did the same and it was well worth it except the taking off part.

Tell me about your manual labor job first wagecuck, are you moving things from one place to another over and over, or are they letting you do the big-boy smart guy work, and mix concrete instead?

Don't forget to ask Shecklestein for your 0.1% raise this year, before he spends it on his new yacht, wont you? and give the tax-jew my regards...

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>get BTFO
>start spamming the reddit frog until the thread 404s
next time try not to over extend, stick to bragging about your lockbox full of paper notes and you won't get embarrassed like this again

>centre
fucking limey

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Hit a nerve, did I? I could tell you went working for the "big money" in a office or some such, as you really don't sound smart enough for that...

Enjoy your menial slave-work while thinking of me relaxing and enjoying myself on your hard earned tax money, won't you?

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It's 1:40pm wagies, shouldn't your lunch break be over by now?

>enjoying yourself
>edging to increasingly degenerate porn for 12 hours straight
You're beating us all at life, user

>I actually WANT the (((mega-rich))) to fuck me in the ass, goodness knows they've earned it!
Top cuck

>You're beating us all at life, user

No shit... enjoy your "jobs".

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Based

Working from home mate, ‘‘tis glorious

>tfw watching wagecucks have road rage every morning and afternoon

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Went to see em at the o2 last year. One of the best live comedy shows I’ve ever seen. Haven’t lost it after almost 20 years

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HAHA

>signed on after uni
>had to see a careers advisor
>burst into treats when she asked me if I was okay
>job centre forced me to see a doctor and sign off work
>money went from £250 to £600 a month
>only time I have to leave the house is for my CBT sessions now
feels okay I suppose

>he thinks this is a lot of money
>yo momma jokes
This type of thing is why you'll always be a loser.

Yeah, but they are going for very different styles.

>your shitty wagie house
Confimed as poor renter. Say hi to your slumlord for me, in between bites of your cockroach sandwich. Loser.

bold of you to assume i've ever had a job

>the reddit frog
hello newfren

why on earth would anyone genuinely want to work

there's just no biological imperative

You work in order to survive. Once the imperative to survive is gone or work is not needed to survive, then its just keeping the mind occupied.

Unemployment is very low in the UK so no, it's not you baiting retard.

Found the nigger

work in a jobcentre lads

don't do it

>Ive never had a job because i never wanted one

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