Where's my fucking castle?

Where's my fucking castle?

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the red keep is open for grabs, but it would require some clean up

How many castles is he owed by now?

Well, Harrenhal is on the table. Actually all the castles are about to be Harrenhal, starting with the Red Keep. You get to play Choose Your Harrenhal.

Wrong, Dany will die

And what would he do if Imp screws him? Lmao another Dumb and Dumber top notch writing incoming!

Best character
Am I right guise?

you must marry that fat fuck first

teleport into Tyrion's room and crossbow him

>still no hot wife
>still no castle

He should just kill everyone.

doesn't matter, he'll die from STD in a year

Sure, go to highcastle and proclaime yourself the new lord. They string you up, bury you in an unmarked grave and forget you ever made it there.

>Sure, go to highcastle
I'd actually love to see Bronn as a Nazi Officer in Alternate US

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I will really laugh if this fucking zero gets highgarden and a seat in the council at the end

why?he's the only competent one on the council based on the leaks

If Tryion lives, I'm sure he wil vouch for Bronn

>>Harrenhal
>>On the table

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Tormund should marry Sansa and breed chad ginger babbies tbqhwy

It's chaosh

So is bronn's whole crossbow subplot this season entirely pointless? Like I know it technically leads to him getting highgarden, but if you took out all his scenes this season the only thing that would change is everything would be slightly less retarded.

he's literally just fan service, people like him, so they stuck him in the show, and put tits all around him

Hasn't learned anything, just becomes a soulless merchant. He had a castle and a lady, how did that work out for him? He appears and left and had no effect on the story or outcomes.

He's gonna one-shot Drogon with it.

the leaks are accurate, he gets Highgarden

the leaks are accurate because it's the perfectly awful ending to this pile of shit

Zero bargaining power now that Cercei is squished.

Why is the Dornish ruler Indian?

to be fair, no body has any bargaining power since they gave the dragons 1000% buff in the latest patch

>You now remember all the blue ticks and clickbait blogs creaming themselves over 'strong wymyn' ruling Westeros
>8/10 regions will be male-ruled at the end, with the women getting the barren North and Cuck Islands.
>All of them are subservient to Professor X anyway.
Genuinely fantastic subversion.

yes, but the 2 psycho bitches combined has a higher kill count than everybody else combined

so...girl power?

They ran out of men and had to outsource

Just poison the damn lizard. they eat like a 20 sheep a day. And even if only unsullied were allowed to get close to them, they would not be able to catch every manipulated carcass. The show never showed it, but Varys and Tyrion probably stopped multiple sabotage attempts every day.

my headcanon is the crossbow scene wasn't planned but Bronn is so powerfull right now he forced himself into the plot anyway