What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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I don't think it was bad but its forgettable

pikachu is so damn cute

I have no intention of paying for this movie. Can someone give me a quick rundown

Pikachu is his dad the end

Pikachu implements the final solution to the nosepass problem.

>mewtwo strongest pokemon that there is
>has statues of Arceus

lmao

A PG rated film trying to aim for people with R rated minds.

ugly, black protagonist

Couldn't be the only reason why this movie is flopping hard, right?

It was pretty good. The next one will do even better. The Pokemon cinematic universe will save us all.

Let's see here...
>Shitty actors
>Terrible Pokemon models
>Lacks the actual spirit of what makes Pokemon Pokemon - it felt more like humans interacting with cartoon characters
>Blackwashing
>Writers are burger millennials
>Warner Brothers released it 2 weeks after Endgame for the stupidest fucking reason
>Only 60-something Pokemon
>Choosing to adapt a shitty Pokemon spinoff that 99% of casuals don't give a shit about instead of the established main series lore
>Not having Pokemon battles or catching Pokemon aside from a few scenes
>Arceus and Pokemon were pronounced incorrectly
>Fart jokes and childish Western humor
>Movie's plot was not written with sequels in mind so after the first two-thirds of the movie took things slowly and introduced the characters gradually, the last third completely rushed out an ending and conclusion that made no sense
>Trying to connect this movie to the anime universe by implying Mewtwo is the same as the one from the anime and Movie 1
>The Pokemon voices were mostly shit
>Is a pretty shitty and generic buddy cop comedy featuring a cartoon mouse that wouldn't have any staying power or social media presence if it weren't backed by the biggest media brand on the planet
>Ron Letterman is a shit director
>Not allowing the Japanese, who actually own the fucking intellectual property, more creative control on this project which turned off the Asian markets

>Would have been better with more Jap influence, more Pokemon video game callbacks
>Plot made sense for a kid's movies
>Acting was fine minus a few shots
Blackwashing? Wtf? Really?
>You do realize Black kids 10-20 years are now the biggest market in burgerland...right? I'm a burger so I would know.
>Psy? Duck?

Have sex

The interactions between the kid and the Pikachu were standard kid movie flair and not terrible. The best scene in the whole movie was the Mr. Mime one which I thought I was going to hate going in. Pretty much every other scene in the movie was so fucking bad (intro with the Cubone, everything involving Milo Yiannopoulos, the old man knocked out in the chair, Mewtwo, etc.) that I checked out halfway through.

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It's a good film.

There were no nude scenes of the girl

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>those lips

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black kids had and still have no money so no. White kids and asians are the biggest market

I cant believe Sony and WB got out bid, it was a good thing for sure based on the Sony emails proving they had no idea how to make this movie.

Its ARR-SEE-US I hope you aren't an ARC-E-US fag

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>Ryan Reynolds
>black kid from Jurassic Park 2
>weird cgi
>other Pokémon are too little utilised

>Trying to connect this movie to the anime universe by implying Mewtwo is the same as the one from the anime and Movie 1
Why is that bad? I rather liked the idea.

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>Fart jokes and childish Western humor
based, going to see it now

>implying Mewtwo is the same as the one from the anime and Movie 1
How many do you think there are? Lol so what if it was who cares.
I enjoyed it unironically.

Yeah i wanted more Pokemon too, but not every region has all of them so it was realistic that way at least. Also would have liked more variation in the way the Pokemon looked as far as sizes and patterns. All the Bulbasaur were the same size and had the same dark green patterns on them. But as a start it was great. It could have been really fucking bad. I liked how the technology in the movie is the same as the stuff we know, modern stuff and hyper tech like holograms and teleportation. Wanted to hear more of them say their names but all the ones that we got to hear were great. Especially Gengar and Torterra. This movie could have done so much more but if it had crammed too much stuff in it would have been nothing but fan service at the cost of everything else. The next movies will be more of what we want to see I'm sure

Same as what always goes wrong

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Torterra garden and the whole intro to ryme city was kino

No pikachu shower scene.

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Dumb villian plan, and didn't leave itself open for a sequel.
Still a 8/10.

Genuinely thought it was better than endgame