Personally I really enjoyed the character of "Euron" in this television show...

Not with that attitude.

Kek

But I did like him

"Finger in the bum" is a masterclass in misdirection and represents an uncharacteristic cresendo for this character.

>Supposed to be a badass
>Gets killed by a dude with only his non-dominant hand

Incredible.

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>Finished his scene with his eyes open because he was on open rebellion against Dabid making his character a comedy relief dumbass
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Yeah pirates are like that, some redditors are upset about it though

how did he wash up on that same shore jaime was running through

As a certified queen-fucker, his sensitive nose can pick up the smell of competing males.

I would like him if he wasn't supposed to be Euron

I agree. It’s better when shows and films follow their own rules they have set out. Like in batman,it may not be a well known fact that Batman’s motivation for becoming batman is because his parents Thomas and Martha Wayne were shot and killed, leaving Bruce an orphan. It is why the characters of Thomas and Martha never appear alongside an adult Bruce Wayne because they were dead

>takes down a dragon with 2 direct hit bolts
>thinks stabbing crippled Jaime is a bigger accomplishment
what did this 80 IQ chad mean by this?

Nobody gave a fuck about those other Dragons. Dany didn't even give a shit. She's told her child is an undead monster for the Night King and she barely bats an eye.

He forgot

t. learned nothing from Bill the Butcher
youtube.com/watch?v=vV_Q7YaFpSM

>I killed a dragon
>Oh neat ty btw
Fucking hell thought he would've been celebrated to fuck and back be called dragon slayer and a whole bunch of other shit for that.

kek

got me

What episode of Marvel Capeshit Universe is this pathetic shot from

He sailed there on bad writing

Did he ever talk? I don't remember

>they had to cg his fucking eyes because he wouldn't cooperate
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Isn't his actor BFFs with Nikokaj Coster-Waldau? They really did a good job going at each other like they were trying to kill each other in that fight. I wish Cleganebowl had been that good.

Kingslayer vs Queenlayer

> guess I got what I deserved starts playing

What I like best about "Finger in the bum" is the ambiguity of it all. You really get the sense that he stuck his finger in her bum but at the same time you wouldn't expect Cersei to want a finger in the bum. It's a lot like the ending of The Sopranos where your mind goes back and forth on whether or not Tony died in that diner. Cersei looked very uncomfortable after her post coitus session with Euron as if he had stuck his finger in her bum, however there where other factors at play which could've made her uncomfortable all the same.

pottery

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Why the fuck did he attack Jaime? What did he possibly have to gain from doing that?

I really enjoyed that he fucked the same queen as Jamie, which gave much dramatisism and gravity to his final confrontation with Jamie. However I am a bit disapointed that he was not queen's brother, because then him killing Jamie, who also happened to be queen's brother, would be even more powerfull.

>20k guys
>2k cav
I mean yeah the show has almost always been horrible at portraying the scale they speak of
>hey look at this sort of but not really big field of tents it is the 100k army!
but that felt shit, but I guess with army teleportation and magicing up a fleet etc. I don't give a shit any longer

Hey was that the horse that rescued Arya?

1. Deposes his weak brother who was leading the Ironborn astray
2. Speaks frankly to the Lannisters about his intentions and what he can offer in alliance
3. Melts Queen Cersei’s heart with his marriage proposal
4. Roasts Jaime by calling out his incest sins 5. Delivers the traitor Sand Snakes to Cersei allowing her to get revenge for Myrcella
6. Goes to bring the Golden Company to Westeros to defend the Queen’s interests
7. Destroys the Unsullied fleet while they are distracted taking Casterly Rock
8. Fells the mad Targaryen’s dragon with a single ballista shot
9. Mortally wounds Jaime Lannister in single combat
Euron Greyjoy the most legendary man in the Seven Kingdoms

yes he had like two lines in the EP 4

he cant fuck the queen is someone else is fucking her. it's a very subtle motivation that not everyone picked up on, but i think im on the right track here

It would have been better had Euron killed Jamie and taken his head to Cersei

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>too lazy to even give them shields

He told Cersei that he and his men were there and the elephants were not, which immediately dissapointed her. This was foreshadowing of the emotion that the Golden Company would themselves inflict on the audience in the later episode "The Bells."

The writing is great, it just subverts your expectations.