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>/GOT/ - Game of Thrones
>meme characters
pure undiluted shitposting
posting the same shitty macro 50 times
proud to be the lowest denominator
>meme actors
"urr look how reard I am" jokes on them I was only pretendin
>meme memes
the only occasional good content is just whatever was on reddit's front page 2 days ago

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(Spoilers Main) 99% of the show's problems are due to the omission of Young Griff/(f)Aegon

The remaining 1% is Olly.

For real though, it is blatantly obvious how the seemingly minor decision by D&D to not include Young Griff in the show, has now come back to haunt them. Because the exclusion of Young Griff / f(Aegon) led to the following:

Dorne plot butchered, Doran Martell wasted as a character.
Character assassination of Varys.
No meaningful opposition for Daenerys in Westeros, hence we got three (!) ambushes at sea by Euron, Rhaegal getting sniped, Cersei getting the Golden Company (who ended up being useless)... basically an entire power shift that felt very forced.
Character assassination of Tyrion because he had to make stupid decisions, due to the reason mentioned above.
Daenerys shifting to 'burn all the civilians/children' mode for no reason. This descent into madness would have made more sense if, say, (f)Aegon had captured King's Landing from Cersei and was loved by the people.
Jaime's arc was partially ruined because Cersei survived for so long.
Cersei spent an entire season drinking wine and standing on a balcony. She should've died shortly after blowing up the Sept of Baelor. There should have been proper riots followed by (f)Aegon besieging King's Landing.
Character assassination of Littlefinger, since he had nothing meaningful left to do. If (f)Aegon had been included and would be supported by Varys, we could have continued the idea that the entire show is basically an elaborate chess match between Littlefinger and Varys (of course, eventually Sansa would take over from Littlefinger). Imagine Littlefinger trying to manipulate Daenerys to burn the Red Keep.
Exclusion of elephants in the Golden Company. Truly outrageous.
The exclusion of Quentyn Martell (and his death) made the moment where Jon rides Rhaegal quite insignificant.

why did bran ruin this guys?

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGG

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[Spoilers Main] It’s a shame that everyone involved in the show has done an incredible job except the writers.

I know I’m just hoping on the bandwagon saying that D&D have really fucked up the writing in the most recent seasons but it’s just a shame that all these great actors/actresses, cinematographers, directors, everyone involved in the music, stunts, special effects, and just everything that needs to come together for the show have to be so damn talented.

Emilia Clark’s acting is one of the only reasons keeping me coming back to the show. Why must this amazing talent end at the writers? Arguably the most important job for a TV show.

can we go back to last season and redo this one?

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youtu.be/hhhRCdIcyac MISS THEM IM GOING TO

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can you feel it /got/?

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N + A = J

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>MYSA MYSA

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>when the WSJ doxes you for leaking

Also that fucking mugshot rofl

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He is a bitter cunt whose only enjoyment is tormenting people.

(Spoilers Main) Jaime's arc would have made more sense if a certain character had died in Episode 3

I'm talking about Brienne. Now don't get me wrong, I hate what they did to Jaime's arc, and even doing what I suggest here is not perfect, but in my opinion it makes so much more sense.

Brienne had no reason to survive the Battle of Winterfell. She gets absolutely swarmed by wights, and, really, her arc is basically complete. She has got respect, affection from Jaime by him knighting her, and she has been knighted based on her skill as a warrior, something she never expected to happen. She's not going to do anything the rest of the season, so why bother keeping her around? It would also add emotional weight if a popular character had died.

Moreover, for Jaime, seeing Brienne die painfully and horribly may have hit home to him how Cersei was going to die. Seeing his only other potential love die as well would have made him think the unthinkable, that him and Cersei really were meant to be for each other. It would still need some set up, of course, and the Bronn thing would still probably have to be cut. But I think that would have been much stronger motivation to go back to KL than what we got.

>J-Jon....come closer....p-please...stick your tip in my mouth as I fade....Hurry, Jon!

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nobody cared in the last thread, what makes you think we will in this one?

i re-watched the tyrion/jamie scene

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I post what I want bitch nigger.

>season 8
fucking just do it from season 5

>Emilia Clark’s acting is one of the only reasons keeping me coming back to the show.

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>just a crumb of dick... please

So Game of Thrones: Brotherhood when?

/got/

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how the fuck did the dragon chick get from kings landing all the way north of the wall in like 3 hours

Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

C A N O N

the 60% non-white, trans inclusive show about the struggles of being a minority, and diversity.

noh

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the entire point of that post is that redoing season 8 with slightly less shitty D&D wouldn't help
they fucked up as early as season 5 with the omission of young griff
that's why the final season seems so lame
there was no way to fix it at this stage

good job

I like this post - they're just too stupid to write in another potential Targ faction desu

GOTTA GO FAST

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BURN IT DOWN BABY

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nice
nice

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Game of Thrones + Roots

this is based and must be posted at the start of every /got/ general from now on

>Jon....I can feel the fire inside me dwindling
>Just one last thing before I go, Jon.
>Punch me in the cunt as hard as possible.
>No time to question it. Just do it, Jon!

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Is the latest leak legit?

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>Open /r/asoiaf
>Read the top posts of all times
>It's all complaint about season 8.
>Some posts about season 6 as well
>mfw Remembering the times when it's all still kind of fun & comfy even with D&D's madness and stupidity.

Also, this petition won't do shit at all right?

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What's with these leaks about Jon joining the Night Watch again? I thougt it was no more since the White walkers were destroyed

>The Approach

DnD's approach was always entirely driven by whatever "cool moment" they could think of, and how they worked their way backwards to force that "cool moment" to happen. That is "The Approach". It is the only trick they know, and they have been doing it over and over and over since Season 5. Shirtless Ramsay wrecking shit. Arya being chased on rooftops by a terminator-like assassin. Jon charging by himself at Ramsay's entire army. Jaime and his hilarious sidekick Bronn fighting Arabian beauties in exotic landscapes, the Avengers assembling to go face White Walkers beyond the Wall...

>Why it used to work

This approach was sufficient to please casual viewers because of the most of us now consume content. Nearly no one watches the entire series from the beginning any more. What casual viewers do is share scenes on Facebook. They watch Youtube videos called "Top 10 Bronn kills". They make memes about Tormund's witty one liners. "The Approach" is engineered to produce that kind of digestible, easily shareable content. And it worked.

most likely yes. it seems very D&D style
i want dany to die with her good side coming out in her last moments. thats all im gonna watch for. i want her to show she loves jon more than the throne

the fake leaks were so much better

>golden company shows up at the winterfell battle, makes the heroes lose
>they retreat somehow
>the dead make it all the way to kings landing
>the dead causing chaos in KL, tyrion sets off wildfire to kill them all

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>The remaining 1% is Olly.
This is how I can tell that this is a reddit post. Even so, he isn't wrong about Aegon. GURM seeded him from the second book for a reason.

does Bronn even have 10 onscreen kills?

super predictable and retarded so probably 100% accurate

they fucked up when they split ASOS into two seasons, with only the last third of it left for s4. and you could see the beginning of their madness when they started loosening up the structure as early as season 2

D&D have always been shit

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(cont)
>Why it doesn't work anymore

What is the big difference then, since it seems they are doing the same thing they have done for years AND are benefiting from a much greater budget? Why is S08E04 by far the lowest episode, sitting in the 6.0s on imdb? The big difference is that these cool moments used to benefit the popular characters. It didn't make sense for Jaime to charge at a dragon through a field of fire and live, but who cares, it's spectacular and it makes him a badass. It didn't make sense for Arya to have such plot-breaking superpowers that she can assassinate an entire faction in a single scene, but it makes her a badass. The big change is that they need to get to GRRM's ending, but they insist on producing these cool scenes which now have to be to the detriment of the popular characters. Jon was robbed of a confrontation with the Night King because they wanted to give Arya a cool moment. Dany lost a dragon in a completely nonsensical way because they wanted to give Euron a cool moment. Missandei was killed to make sure there is no ambiguity that Cersei is now the villain. Casual viewers are no longer pleased, not because the writing is worse than it was, but because it is now popular characters who have to pay for the gaping inconsistencies. The weird mess they have created is leading to an end that will not be fan pleasing for the sake of being fan pleasing.

The show is not worse than it was. Casual viewers are all just now getting upset that their favorite characters are not the mary and gary sues that they used to be.

he doesnt. he goes beyond the wall to meet tormund and ghost apparently. its kinda forshadowed in ep4. but its such a fanservice ending. i hope its wrong. i hope somehow jon can be with dany

and my waifu stays sane and kind hearted and lives!

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Why is leddit so damn cringe?

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petition to restart from season 5 with the proper dornish/vale/winterfell plots

>subvert my expectations
>"competent writers" when clearly the film and television industry think of these guys as gods now
>remake what is essentially a huge budget 7 hour film that weve already all seen
I need the retardation to stop

>show has been legit bad since season 4 told logistics to fuck off
>normalfags just now getting around to realizing it

yes. he has shit ton. but mostly from big battles episode so they are nameless whoevers.

youtube.com/watch?v=jzNn7oF6eEY

IMO Young Griff is problematic in the book too. The addition of ANOTHER Targaryen faction in the 5th book instead if hinting at it earlier in the story just seems way too sudden

>stannis is alive
>euron is from the books
>dorne is actually interesting
>barrirstan is alive

Yeah, the last two episodes are correct, I don't see much reason to doubt the final leak.

Unfriendly reminder that within 3 days, Game of Thrones will end with the worst series finale and worst final episode of all time for a major television show/cultural phenomenon.
The bells already rung, the debts still not paid and the long disappointment is coming.

Say it together with me: BRAVO DABID!!

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Bronn for some odd reason was the only guy who lit the blackwater. He has hundreds of onscreen kills.
>no, thousands

>instead if hinting at it
Holy fuck it's like you didn't read it at all. What do you think Varys was working on the whole time?

I am not sure how they will work out Daenerys's position in all this and what's Varys true endgame with her and fAegon.

So much WORDS WORDS WORDS trying to articulate the reasons why the writing is bad this season and missing the deeper fundamental truth, which is that this show needed at least 10 seasons to tell the story it originally was intended for, and was both changed drastically by the studio to make Jon and Cersei more important, and slashed 2 seasons down so that D&D could eject and start a higher paying job.

I far prefer a 2/10 show that pisses off normies who caused the decline in quality to begin with to a 5/10 normie tier one.

So
Bravo DABID!!!

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probably he just goes north of the wall to fuck wildling bitches

>drogon just fucks off with dany’s body
how convenient

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>Tywin's smelly corpse
>Jaime getting his helmet stuck on his head backwards at the tourney
>Tyrion doing a backflip off Stark castle
>Cersei fingerbanging some hot foreign woman with big tits
>Joffrey sitting on the Iron Throne for the first time and cutting himself and crying for his mummy
>Tommen as king saying he will outlaw beetroots because he doesn't like them
>Tyrion and Jaime having the fight before Tyrion fucks off after his trial
Why are we denied literally all the greatest Lannister moments from the books?

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You wish, He'll end up being Thormund boipussi

>Tyrion doing a backflip off Stark castle
This is one of the things GRRM said he wishes to retcon
>Tyrion and Jaime having the fight before Tyrion fucks off after his trial
Yeah, that's disappointing

So since his name is Aegon, I'm guessing Jon's Targ name in the books will be Viserion or something?

>knights watch
no it's bullshit based on old leaks (which are true)

Still, all of that could have been avoided.

Doran suports Dany and sends Trystane, to marry her. He dies of gout, Trystane is burned to crisp, causing Nymeria Sand to rally Dorn for independece with Cersei against Dany.
Varys could have been hiding, with Ilyrio still acting as a frontman for Daenerys

Jaime goes to dorne, gets Myrcella, and when they come back, Cersei blew up the sept and everythig is spiriling out of control. Myrcella, new queen sends jaime away, and tries to imrison Cersei again. Cersei orders the mountain to kill Myrcella. Jaime returns and kill Cersei as Dany burns king`s landing.
Sansa could still marry Ramsay, but she actually manages to manipulate him, by basically playing his new Myranda, and cause him to turn on his father, and later kill him as well.Brieanne tries to save Sansa, but she intead orders to sieze them and torture podrick, (thus horribly twisting Brieanne persepctive, who swore an oath to protect Sansa, who is now a monster)
Littlefinger Invades the Riverlands, and Sansa Marries Sweetrobin. Maybe add tension with her imrisoning Rickon to prevent nortehr lords from declaring him a king.
In the Riverlands, Jaime is captured by Brianne, who takes him to Sansa, who while trying to play Daenerys, presents him to her as a prisoner. He is freed by Tyrion.

After Failing in Mereen, betrayed by Tyrells, Dorne and Euron, and viewed as a foreign invader with a dothraki army, she is mad enough to just Burn king`s Landing.

I really don`t see Jon and Dany`s romance blooming.

In the final Season, the White walkers breach the wall and get as south as the Reach, and then Night king is defeated but white walkers don`t die with them.
For the next 10 years the humanity is fighting their way up north again.

In Epilogue Sansa and her children sail up to Winterfell(Shitload of snow melted), finally coming home for good.

>This is one of the things GRRM said he wishes to retcon
Yeah I know but it was still funny as shit kek fucking leprachaun motherfucker

ngl the extreme assrage of having their epic white woman queen they fell in love with and identified with and bought funkopops of and called anyone who criticized her sexist turning out to be hitler putting all the women and children of kings landing into a giant oven, scored to repetitive dark music is so fucking based

>tfw we will never get this and also fAegon
the first 4 seasons were kino
what the fuck were dabid and dabider thinking?

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Aemon probably

>I'm guessing Jon's Targ name in the books
yikes

So is there any information yet about the spinoffs? We've been hearing about Robert Rebellion being a possibility for years, but what's actually happening.

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Post yfw jon never gets resurrected in the books and his entire storyline is stolen by fAegon

why would he share a name with a literal dragon? Are you retarded? Also, you know Viserion was named after viserys, right? Why would Rhapegar name his son after his child brother?

Come on user, get it together.

Ned come to Dorne with me ashara is ovulating

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>Jon not immediately attacking dany

What a cucked piece of shit.

but d&d wrote littlefinger/varys dialogue and Sersei telling Littlefinger that "power is power"
THEY ARE GOOD WRITERS!

Jon's name in the books is probably just fucking Jon
Rhaegar's best friend was named Jon Connington, who's the guy taking care of young griff

let's just hope for another adaptation in 30 years

how do i contact hbo to let them know the past couple seasons have sucked

>3 days to go until the greatest fandom rage of all time
Who team /BurnThemAll/ here?

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is there a better quality? I can`t make out what the fuck is shown in this graph

>that username

Femoids seething

Jon is Aegon, and Young Griff is fucking fake Aegon, since he's probably Blackfyre

its our collective fault and we deserve it for rewarding dabid

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reminder than Dany killed more people in this show than any other character even before this episode. More than Ramsey, Cersei or Joffrey
she has always been a crazy bitch who chooses violence at every opportunity but nobody seemed to care until now

youtube.com/watch?v=sF83UZWzN-k

What's the foreshadowing for the final episode?

>fake leaks are fake

Pasta version

>Jaime dies in a basement under tons of stone and debris, but his golden hand appears at ground level.
>Dany sends Tyrion to prison (she burns people though) after this 3rd warning but killed Varys.
>Jon "tricks" Dany, stabs her with his sword that Grey Worm would have taken.
>Grey Worm, Unsullied and the Dothraki do not instantly kill him
>Drogon (large dragon) lands inside the Throne Room.
>Drogon does not roast Jon.
>Drogon (large dragon without thumbs or even hands) somehow picks Dany up and manages to keep her from falling even though Jon could barely hang on (with thumbs).
>A council is formed (for some reason) with no goal apparently (because Sam has to suggest things) and they have no idea what their purpose is.
>This same council teleports to Kings Landing moments after battle, without a goal.
>For some reason Sansa, Sam, and Tyrion or even Arya no longer want King Aegon for some reason.
>Sam (best friend of Jon/Aegon) called him "The King of The Seven bloody Kingdons" and "rightful heir" just episodes prior but now wants to vote for a new leader. Sansa also described "someone better"
>Knights Watch, yea, with a K (leak clearly by a show watcher only)
>Nights Watch has no reason to exist, The Wall is even useless as it has a big hole in it.
>Dany's entire army lets Jon leave because Sansa tells them, okay.
>Tyrion is searching for a good Master of Whispers for a King that can see everything.
>Brieanne is the Kingsgaurd, but Podrick is Bran's protector for some reason.
>Jon's entire storyline, including his lineage that Bran and Sam needed to tell him about ASAP played no impact at all in the ending, or any of the story.
>Dothraki and Unsullied want to travel around and free slaves because they are great people of course.
>Bronn is somehow on the "council", along with Sam even though he should run his house.
>No mention of Dorne or new Prince of Dorne even though we have seen Dorne during new intros, implying they will play a part.

joeltronics.github.io/got-book-show/bookshow.html
kek

newsweek.com/game-thrones-prequel-series-bloodmoon-long-night-leaked-set-photos-1426333

>Taking place thousands of years before the events of Game of Thrones, the series chronicles the world’s descent from the golden Age of Heroes into its darkest hour. And only one thing is for sure: From the horrifying secrets of Westeros’ history to the true origin of the White Walkers, the mysteries of the East to the Starks of Legend—it’s not the story we think we know.

Get ready for the return of the Night Virgin and his motley crew of walking decomposing corpse!

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fAegon and Jon got combined in the last few seasons probably. That's why Rhaegar named 2 of his children Aegon in the show. Varys true endgame is probably similar to the show. Let fAegon and Dany team up and backstab her at the last second. He probably dies.

>naming your son after your gay beta orbiter friend who you keep emotionally cucking

Imagine how hard JonCon got when Rhaegar told him he was going to leave Elia to be with the one he loves then imagine that split second later when he said "....and HER name is Lyanna Stark"

haha, what a faggot. He's worse than Joah.
>just a mere sprinkle of cock, Rhaegar, PLEASE!

So what the fuck does the Night's Watch even do now? There is no reason for the wall anymore.

nice out of context quote faggot, he was asked if he would change the plan for the books just to be different from the show

Yep. Tyrion says there's a million people on Kings Landing and she leveled the entire thing. She probably killed at least 85 percent of the population maybe more.

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More like a song of piss and shit now...

Who the fuck is this faegon everyone keeps bringing up???

Nobody kills the nignog?

All good extra scenes from seasons 1-4 were basically added for exposition. None of them advanced the plot, they served to flash out character and reveal more background information about characters or the world.
Bobby B war stories, Cersei and Bobby B, Renly/Margery and ect

Knight king hiring Golden Company is a good bit

It's going to be ethnically diverse with lots of characters from the Summer Isles and the southern continents. Women will have larger roles.

>gentle reminder that Stannis will burn Shireen and that Dany will burn the KL in the books
It's just going to happen differently.

>Stannis BTFO's Boltons, they get back stabbed by their Northern allies who are sick of their shit
>Stannis reunites with his family and Mel
>Wall falls
>everything is falling apart
>"It's time, my king!"
>nothing is happening
>Mel realizes R'hllor didn't bring back Jon just to help Stannis with the Northmen as an ice sword is going into her abdomen
>Stannis ends up being a wight with a very distinct, shining sword, marching to the trident to get burned by Dany

>Dany goes fire and blood on all slavers and asshole Khals, it works out because slaves who outnumber the slavers don't like being treated like subhumans and Dothraki follow strength
>"This shit would be applicable in Westeros, right?"
>Aegon already took over, is hailed a hero and true heir, has support from the people, the nobles, and the faith, already has a hot brown wife and doesn't need another
>"b-but my turn"
>Dany met with hostility due to her slave soldiers, Dothraki, iron niggers, and Tyrion being her right hand man
>Euron may steal a dragon to rub that salt in
>reeees and assaults the Red Keep, setting off her dad's wildfire
>Jon shows up to point out that they could really use a dragon up North
>she either dies saving the world, in childbirth, or she survives but gets assassinated due to people assuming she's insane over the KL incident

Why is she so cute now?

Incel rehabilitation program.
To prevent future city burners, rapists and child slayers, they sent all the worst criminals to the wall so they can work out their issue and perhaps with any luck, kill each other until none left.

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ignore posts you don't understand you smelly showfag

well, that changes everything. pack it up boys, I'm headed out

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YOU HEARD THE POLL D&D IS TO STUPID FOR THEIR FINALE

GO GET THE TALENT STRETCHER

NOW

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If they only split season 5 into 2 seasons, we could have had kino for 7 seasons before we ran out of books.

fake aegon

Imagine if the fookin legend became a white walker

kek
>the books even have a funnier ultimate friendzone cuck than jorah
dabid really fucked up

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Fuck off, this is Yea Forums. We don't need to talk about the hundreds of irrelevant characters from the books.

>the election for the king of westeros is going to be less political and less interesting than the election of the pirate king in pirates of the carribean
>topfuckingkek

What was the point of Euron's blood eye in the end?

of what

They thought it would look cool. Just like zombie polar bears.

to fuck the queen and become the game of thrones

>Implying it is his kid
R+L=D
B(not beta ned) + A = J

Never read the books but that sounds gay af. Honestly the main points of the show have been fine, just extremely poorly done

Fuck television pls I don't want this awful Deus-Ex machina NK to come again. If GGRM is working with the show I hope there will be a real background.
I doubt GGRM would accept TV shows to be canon for the books universe tho.

to nod at the book's Euron and how they completely butchered his character

nth for Stannis

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>he whined impotently as the thread continued to talk about the books

More rewrites your grace?

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the book is chock full of aged friendzoned losers still pining over their old love

>Tyrion
>Jorah
>Barristan
>Connington
>Robert
>Petyr

Makes me think ol' George had a oneitis of his own.

This

He will be unstoppable

Except if Melisandre manages to bring back Ramsay Bolton back from the dead, shirtless, give him two burning blades, and aided by the legendary Ser Twenty of House Good Men and his pack of Greyjoy eating dogs.

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>from the books
>books
Fuck off nerd

Oh yes please I totally want to know the origin story of such a great vilain as *read notes* the Night King

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This whole thing can happen without Jon coming back to life though. If this is where the show is going I think GRRM will try to #subvert our expectations and leave Jon dead, and if he comes back he's an Other or a wight.

look at the OP, you're being raided

>We get a background story for a character that ultimately does fucking nothing in the end
Amazing, bravo Dabid

He did.

Wait a fucking second
They knew from the very beggining that fAegon wasn`t gonna show up (Arya overhears Illyrio and Varys talking specifically about dothraki)
So why the fuck did Varys send the assasin after Dany in the show?
Could not they have come up with something else?

>Imagine watching this knowing what will happen

Wow NK, you're so scary and cool! I'm so intrigued by your antics!
Lmao

I don't see how it's going to work. We already know how it goes, the Starks, wildlings, etc will defeat the white walkers but ultimately fail to kill their leader who will remain dormant until 10,000 years later. At most they will probably do a twist about how the current Night King is actually a legacy character and the real one was killed during the first long night. We already know their backstories and motives too thanks to season 6, unless they decide to retcon everything.

its as simple as she has a WMD and nobody has a deterrent once all the scorpions are destroyed. even the night king still had to deal with 2:1 her bombers vs his. the mad kings wildfire was shown to be a pitiful fart that maybe coulda killed 5% of kings landing

really makes you think... about the responsibilities of power n sheeeit. bravo martin

fire priest's resurrection doesn't bring back people as they were though, from both attempts in the books they were not really "alive" as it seems their blood stopped circulating

fAegon more like /fa/egon
my man is looking sharp

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>So why the fuck did Varys send the assasin after Dany in the show?
>Could not they have come up with something else?
That's something the small council agrees on, no? "When you're in bed with an ugly woman, get on with it" or w/e Littlefinger says.

Euron has a mysterious magical blood eye which was never explained in the show to my knowledge. He also has a horn which binds the will of dragons and a full suit of armor from his voyage to Vylaria.

>nobody’s has a deterrent
*Ahem*

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If it's a Targaryen, why no white hair?

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>ah dun't wahnt it
>youhr mah queen

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With any luck the other spin-off is probably going to follow the white walkers perspective. Specifically that off this little guy and his brutal quest for vengeance for the dad of his father, the Night King.
>GAME OF THRONE: THE NIGHT PRINCE
>COMING 2020
>WINTER IS FUCKING BACK!

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blackfyre fucking shit

it's dyed to divert attention away from his purple eyes iirc

he's not blackfyre you fucking mongoloid retard stop reading the wiki and pretending you've read the book

>the book
Fuck off nerd

I doubt that. I'm not a Jonfag by any means, but GURM seeded the resurrection too hard for it not to happen, what with Thoros, Berk, Cat, Varamyr, and wargs in general. It's more likely that Jon will come back "wrong". Most r'hollor zombies seems to come back with one mission they're autistically focused on to the exclusion of everything else. Which is probably why Jon will be completely down with allying with a crazy lady who destroyed a city or two. He's brought back to end the long night, fuck the optics.

yep. check my post:
the white walkers are just a pest that grew out of control that dany accidentally let loose, while danys been the true villain in the making since day 1
>beautiful female aragorn IS the sauron of ASOIAF
>notice how she never had a tax policy
an absolutely epic subversion of epic fantasy

I think they forgot

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So which actors are going to go on to have successful careers and which ones are going to be one hit wonders?

Fuck you you fookin useless NPC! .
Jesus, I cannot believe I hate Jon Snow now, and care about Daenerys, one episode before the end

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>'ate Boltons
>'ate Walkahs
>'ate Olly
>'ate Naaht Kang
>'ate Lannisters
>'ate me wolf
>'luv me Davos
>'luv me sistah
>'luv me Sam
>'luv me Tormund
>'luv me auntie
Simple as

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I can't imagine HBO execs will be happy with Dabid completely destroying their biggest cash cow ever with a trainwreck episode not even contrarians can pretend to like AFTER they also refused to make more episodes and seasons. E5 is passable but e6 leaks sound like D&D are trying to bring down the entire ship

no 99% of the show's problems are due to the omission of Aurane Waters

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FULL UNEMPLOYMENT FOR EVERYBODY!

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Why the fuck is Bronn part of the council?

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The two actresses gave a fantastic performance in that scene, I loved it.
I wish Ellaria got raped by the guards tho.

What blood eye? It isn't in the show

heh

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>golden company ever fighting for a targ

How does she feel knowing that her beloved daughter gets killed by a lesbian poison-rape-kiss from her most hated enemy?

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Because he only appeared in two scenes so far and his story arc wasn't completed. That's the only reason.

LE FUNNY REDDIT MEME CHARACTER

Fuck bronn. What a shit fucking character. Never shouldve stuck around and would've been killed long ago. The fact were made to believe hes oh so special to get the crossbow and mission to kill them is absurd. Hes an overrated sellsword

why do americans do this?

Is the sole purpose of this guy being interrupted and fuck off somewhere else while adults talk?

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they could have split season 5 into four seasons if using season 3/4 as a pacing model. give it a one year break in there like we got, GRRM finishes TWIW and we get two seasons of kino out of that another one year break then the final two seasons in 2023 and 2024 based off at least something of an early outline for ADOS

but fuck that I guess its easier to do four spinoff shows with new actors that they can pay less

so this scene was fake

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emilia clarke, peter dinklage
one hit wonder, kit harington aka jon snow
hes gonna go arron paul (breaking bad sidekick druggie)

Did she just leave them in some sex slave chamber for Cersei and then they died from the collapse?

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I don't think she schlicks to the idea...

She wishes he would her

all of the anti-dragon crossbows were destroyed dumb ass, like I said

This

>When Daenerys sends her people, she is not sending her best.
>She is sending people that have a lot of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. She is bringing Dothrakis. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
>We are going to built a fleet and the Targaryen girl is going to pay for it!

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you can't "this" yourself

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maisie williams gonna be pushed hard by netflix

Nice try, but no.

She can't act and doesn't have a face for television.

Maisie williams will definitely be a one hit wonder
Sophie turner will have a career despite her acting being the worst in the entire show because she's hot
Emilia clarke will have a career
IDK if bran the rapewatcher will have any more i dont think so
many of the actors who aren't young already had careers

>origins of the white walkers

What's even the fucking point now.

She doesn't have a face for anything desu

>she doesn't have a face for television
>one of the main actress of a succesful show that aired for 8 years

is there fucking anyone left to care about

like a year ago I thought you "DUDE WALKERS WIN LMAO" faggots were edgelords but now I see you were right

i apologize

I don't want her to die lads ;_;

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speedreader
he's not targ

She was cute when she was a kid 8 years ago, if they were casting her now she wouldn't have gotten past hello.

I just now started to like her.

This image aroused me.

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Young Griff should've been introduced way earlier even in the books.
almost can't blame DnD for cutting him

The show that needed a fucking goblin of a girl, how many other shows will need this as a protag?

Probably because he's lord of the reach or some such bullshit.

how many show will need Peter Dinklage?
No matter what peopel say he's still a fucking dwarf

this was always my guess. why the fuck she jump out of window otherwise

>aerys had orgasms when he lit people on fire
>denied cummies by jon
>burns kings landing to fill the void (vagina)

Then go back

>Season 8
>I wonder what happened to Cersei and Euron? I think I should pay them a visit, perhaps they can at last pay their debts after hiring those Golden Company guys.
>Surely they will win right, no way we are backing the wrong horse this time
>They will surely pay their debt this time!

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>iron bank sends in repo men to take kings landing after daenerys is killed
>rubs hands
all according to kaykacku

HBO is likely mad at D&D for ruining the hype of the GOT franchise and its upcoming spin-offs.

Me neither. I hated her for years, thinking she's an obnoxious, boring character. And now I'm like I care about her now, and I don't want her to go...

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Why's she so cute again bros?

>he thinks it was the crossbow that killed the dragon, and not euron
Try again incel

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My friend just sent me the last scene of the series.

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god i hope so

>Be me
>Be Euron Greyjoy
>Greatest captain of the fourteen fucking seas
>Is infamous across the world as the most badass sailor in the planetos
>Most likely had numerous hideouts and ships as well as pirate buddies I can contact with to help me out so I can recover from my lost
>I literally plan to escape just in case that used up bitch and his pathetic one handed boyfriend starts losing
>Finally reach the shore
>See said pathetic one handed boyfriend on that shore
>Actually never mind, let me risk my life and get myself killed right here right now hehehe I am so evil and wicked!

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I wouldn't be so sure. That whole trainwreck certainly generates a tremendous amount of traffic, I think that's the only thing every corporate media asshole want today.

its because she always had gay dresses for girls and not black badass combat tight uniform with her stupid hair out of the way. also she was always just a bossy bitch full of herself who dont need no man but now shes a blue balled desperate vulnerable lionness-femcel

He's a Dayne bastard

Me neither. Give the plebs what they wanted, a Targ queen. I'd have YAAAS KWEEN slay every threat to her regime, all the Starks including Jon, Tyrion and Davos for conspiring to smuggle Cersei out of KL, Bronn for being a former Lannister agent, Gendry because she remembered that he's actually a candidate for the IT now, Sam and Gilly to ensure that the secret of Jon's birth stays a secret. Basically everyone, and have what little is left reluctantly bow down to her in the ashes covered KL as she swears that all the wars are done and that she'll burn anyone who'll dare to try and undo the peace she has given them. It would be kino.

>4 Seasons
Nah mate, come on, Grrm got fucking tired of writing this shit, you want to enslave the actors.
2 Seasons is more than enough.
1
Stannis conquers deepwood motte
Jon lets wildlings through the wall
Cersei Walk of shame
Tyrion arrives to meereen
Kingsmoot
Trystane/Myrcella/Sneks attempt to depose Doran and crown Myrcella but get owned
Sansa sleeps with Littlefinger

2
Stannis takes Winterfell
Jon is stabbed
Cersei blows up the sept/ Myrcella returns and is crowned
Daenerys Flies away/Barristan coupe
Sansa is revealed and bethroed to Sweetrobin
Trytane is sent to Meereen
Euron Sails to meeren after raiding the Reach

Arya`s training is completely abscent, she only appears and suddenly kills Merryn Trant, and bran only appears waching Theon through ravens

>get myself killed
Proof?

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what is he gonna do without one, have sex with it?

you were right, mum. I am never climbing teh walls ever again.
moral of the story is to listen to your fucking mother you little faggot.

They are probably doing their best to contain the damage. But most likely they will try to stay neutral and defend the ending and refuse to denounce, let alone remake the series finale. This is probably going to be the last 'big budget' series they will do not counting Westworld and the upcoming spin-offs.

I envy the people who able to force themselves to enjoy this garbage because it pisses off literal whos on Twitter

I wish that would happen

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OH NO NO NOOO

... I mean... it’s not, *not* an option

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>silver gold hair and lilac eyes
>therefore hes either a targ or a blackfyre
retarded
there are lots of people in the books that have have valyrian features that aren't targs or blackfyres
like the entire native population of lys
faegon is probably just some random baby that varys bought/stole from a lyseni woman

there's no reason he needs to be a blackfyre and it actually makes less sense if he is
>varys passes off a random valyrian looking child off as rhaegars heir
makes sense
>varys finds another blackfyre child who by being a blackfyre can lay some claim to the iron throne but varys still pretends hes rhaegars son
makes less sense

>bran only appears waching Theon through ravens
The castration Theon
It was.... beautiful!

That one sexy necc

>talking about books
>on tv
Fuck off nerd

>Series finale
>I am... forgotten

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Nigger

>Nah mate, come on, Grrm got fucking tired of writing this shit, you want to enslave the actors.
Do they dislike getting the most money and acclaim they'll ever get in their careers? Can't enslave the willing

Also if youre going to do two seasons at least keep the composition of the books intact and split the characters by season you artistic terrorist

*ends the targaryen dynasty for some pussy and is directly responsible for millions of deaths and all the wars to come

*is still remembered fondly by everyone that knew or heard of him

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You act like Varys is supposed to be smart.

yeah, and golden company decided they might support the fucking rando out of the blue

Who's this guy again?

Well, no, he is watching him while the former is questioned by Stannis. Or maybe even executed, thus giving Theon an indirect redemption before he dies.

GRRM wrote too much on the blackfyres, their numerous rebellions and their connections to the golden company for it not to go anywhere

Oh yeah, this guy. He killed a lizard or something once.

Splitting chracters by season is not a smart move.
It does not really make the books better, and neither would it make show.

what's his name again?

Reminder that Edmure fucking Tully manages to outlive:
>Lord Tywin Lannister
>Petyr Baelish
>Lord Varys
>The Night King
>King Robb Stark
>Brynden 'the Blackfish' Tully
>Walder Frey
>Roose Bolton
>King Stannis Baratheon
>Melisandre
>Daenerys Targaryen
He will be the newest addition of the King Bran's small council. Say something nice for him!

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Mummers dragon was there in the second book though, that's what Varys was working up too all along.

faegon should've been introduced earlier in the books but that's no excuse for d and d
they could've easily introduced him earlier in the show than the books, spend some time with him before tyrion gets there
the books with faegon in them had been released well before the final point he needed to be introduced by in the show
it's probably because dabid and dabider didn't read the books and just read summaries
Martin doing something in the books worse than he should've is not an excuse for the 2 hacks to do it far worse

Reminder that Hotpie outlives them as well.

>Edmure wins by doing absolutely nothing
he is /ourguy/

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>R + L = J
>N + A = (f)A
>The Targ heir to the throne is passed off as Ned's bastard while Ned's bastard is passed off as the Targ heir to the throne
It's like poetry, it rhymes. Trust me guys.

>books
Fuck off nerd

>I am not sure how they will work out Daenerys's position

Neither does anyone else. including martin. One of the main reasons why these damn books take so long to write is the daenerys storyline. It happens on the other side of the world with a set of mainly unlikeable and forgetable characters dealing with one dimensional ebil slavers with dumb long names. Daenerys tory is filled with contrived bs that leads nowhere, wasting time with characters that dont matter and whom nobody likes or remember, and aside from daenerys, are incapable of having any impact on the main story arcs developed in westeros.


Its one of the many reasons people alawyas disliked daenerys also in the meta sense, if you check the ASoIaF forums, there are long discussions about what came to be called "the mereneese knot"". To the point many people came to the concluasion that at this point matin should just get rid of her, her storyline and be done with it. Her storyline has dragged the entire ASoIaF world into a halt because of how fucking convoluted it became. Thankfuly victarion was introduced as a deus ex machina to transport daenerys to westeros so we can finaly be free of all the useless retardation going on in slavers bay that led to aboslutely nowhere.

I always assumed Arya left him to starve in his dungeon due to him betraying based Brynden.

Well hindsight is 20/20
Her being pissed about a new targaryen with a better claim would make a lot more sense if that targaryen actually would want the throne like Faegon does.

Her shit with Jon just seems retarded.

how would Ned + Ashara produce white gold hair

Pretty much like it has in the show, except instead of Cersei it's Aegon on the throne and everyone love him

>Radmure and God King Bran do absolutely nothing
>They both come out on top
>They both have qt gf's

Absolutely based. Truly they are /ourguys/

I always assumed the Frey girls release him from prison due to him being the only non-inbred looking male in Riverrun/The Twins/whatever Frey's castle currently is.

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It's bleached

>and everyone love him
That would make Dany burning them a lot better.

could people bleach hair with medieval level technology/resources? i have no idea

Bran stark still a virgin

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I wonder how she will end up dying in the book had it actually finished (lol).
Will Jaime/Tyrion end up killing him as the prophecy or Cersei through similar wildfire plot manages to 'beat' destiny and die on her own terms taking down Kingslanding/the faith militant with her. Would be pretty kino way to go.

>he has purple eyes and silver hair
>he must be from one of the westerosi houses with these traits
retards who don't read the books properly when they're discussing the setting
lys is valyrian, even the smallfolk look valyrian there, varys probably just stole a lyseni baby
the faegon is blackfyre or dayne or Velaryon shit is dumb because if he's not a targ then it doesn't matter who his real parents are so he might as well be the child of lyseni commoners

They're the rich toll collectors now, they can always find someone hotter and not deposed by the crown.

Roman prostitutes used to bleach their hair

if this is true, yikes

He already warged a few times into Ramsay. You think why Ramsay end up going so crazy especially in season 6? That's all Bran. He only let go of his influence when the dogs start biting Ramsay's face.

the nog is apparently a liberator now lmao

She deserved to rule with an iron fist.

that's interesting, i didn't know that. was that to indicate that they were prostitutes?

If you look at FFC/DWD as one book then Aegon was introduced trough the midway point of the story which isn't late into it..

Mummers dragon was always foreshadowed and Martin maybe didn't plan on Aegon being a blackfyre , but he must have planned on Varys supporting a fake targaryen all along

Muh mummers dragon

But right now Edmure is the closest hot single in their area. Might as well give it a try. Roslin at the very least, is probably still thirsty of Edmure's dick.

>Miss us /got/?

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inside her.

by getting all angry at the writing and the shows ending you yourself have become the mad king

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Please, I already have to cope with GRR Martin bad writing, don't add your crap fan fiction to that

>tyrion still goes straight to meereen without going on the shy maid
>no mention of fAegon
cringe and blue(hair)pilled
also some of what you wrote sounds like weird fan fiction

What a completely useless "character"

I don't know, I'm no expert. I just happened to remember it and confirmed it with a quick google search

Bran Stark confirmed for incel

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>Exclusion of elephants in the Golden Company. Truly outrageous.
Where's my elephant?!

>BURN THEM ALL
>BURN THEM ALL
>BURN THEM ALL
>BURN
>THEM
>ALLLLLL!!!!!!

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Season 7
Sansa invades riverlands, captures riverrun, Harrenhal, beseiges Twins. She captures jaime with Brieanne`s help. Littlefinger urges her to get rid of Rickon to take the north for herself, and after that- the throne. She is pregnant, with what is most likely Petyr`s child.

Stannis finds rickon, marries him to wildling girl, and brings back his daughter. Ressurected Jon Snow is used for Melisandre`s propoganda as Lord of Light`s mircale.

Stannis tries to rally the troops to march south, he sends Davos as envoy to Sansa, to get her bend the Knee.

Yara tries to retake Iron islands.

Riots in King` Landing, The Reach is in civl war, Myrcella is keeping Cersei in adungeon and trying to peacify the people

Daenerys murders khals and ruturns to Mereen, where she annihilates Yunkai and astapor and her dothraki murder thousands of her former slaves, as collateral. She is distressed, but dissmisses it and uses Euron`s fleet and volantene fleet (filled with Rhllor fanatics who think Dany si Azor Ahai) to get her army to land in Dorne.

Arya encounters Fake Arya in braavos, kills her, and ravels back to westeros,

Bran leaves the cave with benjen, after Meera and Hodor both die.

>Mummers dragon was always foreshadowed and Martin maybe didn't plan on Aegon being a blackfyre
I never took that "Mummers dragon" shit to mean that he was a blackfyre
People are just too much in love with Varys being a puppet master who created a targaryen out of nowhere.

but they don't think he's a rando, they think he's Rhaegar's kid and therefore the rightful heir, as does JC
Varys is just playing everyone epic style

>kinslayer
>dragonslayer
>kingslayer
>kingslayerslayer
>queenlayer
The dude's done it all, what more do you want?

It doesn't matter if he's a targaryen, a blackfyre or some random whore's son

>Season 8 is not about Night King and Littlefinger bringing chaosh down to Westeros
What a disappointment.

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Why are you so mad that he had sex?

>Modeling Rhaegar as Chris Hemsworth

Damn, back when Hemsworth was being cast on fucking everything. Looks so weird.

I wrote just the final results. He has the whole season to see Volantis.
But yeah, i would definetly cut fAegon from the show.

Sansa/Littlefinger?
Well, not too far fetched. He is the man who rescued her from the Lannisters, and by working with him she is gaining more and more power. He worthships her. She definetly could be with him, even if only to gain controll over him.

>Killed characters nobody gives a shit about and dragon#2
WOW!

Being well written with a clear motivation perhaps?
>inb4 he wants to fugg the kwenn XD

Fuck you I liked balon

>tfw D&D do a quick flyby of all the abandoned plotlines in a single minute
Edmure: dead in a dungeon
Sweet Robin: fell off a cliff because he's dumb
Hot pie: burnt down restaurant while cooking a hot pie. Also dead.
etc

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>his hair gets bleached secretly again and again without his knowledge so that he stays blonde and thinks he's a targ and he dyes his hair blue over the already altered her colour
faegon being ned's bastard son would be kino but the hair bleaching thing is retarded

>Benjen Stark
>well WAS alive, until the night king got aced

>nobody gave a shit about Jaime Fucking Lannister
Keep coping, eunuch.

Why are you so seething that Euron is the one true emperor

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DUUUUUUDE
FINGA IN DA BUM
FINGA IN DA BUM DUUUUUUDE
HE FINGA DA QUEEN DUUUDE

>Emilia Clark’s acting is one of the only reasons keeping me coming back to the show.
Emilia must be one of the 5 actors that i would like to have a beer with, but she sucks, come on.

nah wights killed him after he gave his horse to Jon

Why does people having sex intimidate you?

>last shot of Game of Thrones
>it's a chessboard in Winterfell
>rains of Castamere start playing

He never killed Jaime you literal subhuman
Unless he somehow stopped being a retard all of the sudden and used magic to warg into a brick

>book has a chapter just to point out the roadhouse gets destroyed and everyone killed, with the friendly matron being hanged
>show uses it as a peaceful place for Hotpie to live out his days
Expectations subverted! :^)

or diiiIIIIiIIiiIIID they???

Season 8
By the end we have
Stannis prepare to fight Walkers by himself, thinking of himself as savior.
Dany burns King`s Landing,
Jaime Kills cersei
Euron betrays Dany, and delivers one of her dragons to the White Walkers, and tries to bend the knee to the Night King
Bran meets with howland, where it is revealed that Jon is son of Rhaegar
Sansa will cause death of Rickon and execute Littelfinger, with Arya witnessing it.
Dorne will bearay Dany and proclaim independece.
Tyrion will conspire with Sansa.
Walkers wil breach the wall.
There will be a religios split over who is Azor Ahai, Jon or Dany. (neither)

>and who
>are you

That which is dead cannot die.

he's actually been in quite a few movies recently

Anal fags are not people, they are something below even animals

I wonder why it wasn't Aejon

Is this from that recent Ben Hur remake?

He literally did though,
Just because I’m beating you 10-0 on fifa and you rage quit before the full 90mins, doesn’t mean that I didn’t beat you

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Why would anyone listen to the foreigner?

I hope they will retcon desu

Do you hate people who have sex because you don’t have sex?

>give a fabled fighter a mortal wound after you've swum from your sinking shop on the horizon in heavy leather and wool clothes, and should by all rights be ready to collapse
>some other faggot steps in and shoots him
>"lol you didn't kill him, I did!"

>"I'm the man who killed Jaime lannister!"
>Jaime is still alive and only killed by debris
Retarded or just nigger?

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>last shot of game of thrones
>bran is sitting on the throne
>he closes his eyes and open them
>they are ice blue
> AND WHO

>cutting faegon
>i have a plan to fix the show
>i'm going to keep the mistake that made the ending with daenerys going insane not work as well as it could have
i shouldn't need to explain how retarded this is

>sansa/littlefinger
t.littlefinger

>Arya didn’t kill the NK, a dagger did
Cringe

>The brick that killed Jaime & Cersei Lannister
The brick that was promised. Azor Brick shall end all of our misery!

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why do you fucking retards keep associating the song with literally anything

>what are stab wounds

No, he literally didin't kill him
Don't expect euronfags to understand it since they're all retarded and feel connected to the character

who the fuck is faegon ?

Fageon? Why is it every time someone is talking about the books (fuck off nerds), it always looks like gay fanfic?

But the wound from the dagger didn't kill Jaime, he would've died in the collapsing keep whether Euron had stabbed him or not

Did euron throw the rocks?
Pathetic how desperate you iron niggers are to have your shit character achieve something that wasn't talking about his micro cock

>stab guy, and as he's bleeding to death and running away he falls and hits his head
>"but officer, I didn't kill him! The pavement did!"
Jaime was dead whether he got out of the keep or not. All he cared about was getting Cersei out before he died.

Imagine hating a fictional character because they’ve had sex lol

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Fake Aegon

THREAD PISS MYSELF

Again, just because Jamie rage quit life before he bled out, doesn’t mean that Based Euron didn’t kill him

That's the point. The joke is how overused it was in the show you dumb brainlet

I didn't like Euron until I saw how much he makes incels on here seethe. Complete mad lad, would join his court.

Not what killed Jaime
He didin't bleed to death, Euron did

>losing an argument
>ur gay lol

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>Euron
>dead
Pick one

>he thinks he knows better than the maestro himself
fuck off pleb

But he didin't die by blood loss, only the iron cuck did
Besides he could walk just fine even if bleeding and wounds don't matter in the show anymore, he could've just slept it off like Arya

>Bran stark and his 20 good men
>The rape sansa

Still in the denial stage?

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Prove me wrong, incel

>you didn't kill him i did
yes that's how that works user, if it didn't work that way the following scenario could play out:
>guy is hanging himself
>i find him before hes actually died
>i blow his brains out
>no officer i didn't kill him he was already going to die

Don't worry, we still have room in the denial club
The local stannisfags will show you around

You're retarded even just watching the person without helping them is a crime

my point is that it would no longer be considered suicide it would be murder
alternatively to satiate you and avoid suicide talk
>man is dying of cancer in hospital bed
>i blow his brains out
>no officer i didn't kill him he was already going to die

>shoot man in the gut
>man is bleeding to death
>man hangs himself before he dies
Oh guess I didn’t commit a crime now lol

They can still recover from cancer and even if it's 100% terminal it's still murder.

The point was that the guy using a knife to mortally wound the greatest swordsman in the realm after swimming miles has accomplished something. The fact that some faggot comes in and then picks him off with no fight doesn't mean that faggot deserves any credit.