ITT: get movie recs based on your watch

I don't wear watch

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Holy shit lose some fucking weight

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Where the fuck are your knuckles?

Holy shit gain some fucking muscle

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dude lol this has to be bait right?
your fucking arm is literally a flat slab

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what the fuck dude

Is this entire thread a ruse or is everyone that browses Yea Forums malformed?

Chernobyl

did you really need photos of their hands to confirm the fact that Yea Forums is malformed?

This. We alphas have no need for watches.

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What the fuck is wrong with you guy's forearm?

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This is a woman though, so the slimness isn't a shock.

youtube.com/watch?v=NK2FqPNIT_U

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Only normal wrist in this thread

Absolutely

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Finally a normal human being

Avengers infinity war and end game

No thanks

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but its the only poc wrist

>wristlets

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More normal human beings, thank Allah.

>you share a board with these subhumans

I am... inevitable

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This is such a based thread.

>this thread
Dios mio... no puede ser...

That is an ad from a korean fashion website

stylesha.re/ost_love/79215779

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based

>That hairless, knuckle free hand
Disgusting

>broke the “glass” the other day while sleeping
Thanks whatever user told me to buy a fixed up Soviet watch, I finally found watches that I like

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>wristlet cope
almost as embarrassing as manlets

I had Soviet wall clock at home years ago, "4" was written like "IIII" on them.

get on my level fags

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how is something like this even possible?

there are no muscles on the wrist

>all the newfags in this thread

>wearing a watch in the age of smartphones that display the time
Fucking hipsters make me sick

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train harder

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based spic

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Ho do I train that muscle?

haha yeah who would ever do that

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Dude you might have bone cancer

you're obviously too poor to afford watching movies

i dont wear a watch, im not low IQ scum

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>UVI 3.6
not great but not terrible

>paying for an extra smartphone with fewer capabilities for no good reason
Aren't you a good little mindless consumerist drone

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He's a SEA monkey, retard.

That's an American fist

sides in orbit at this thread

If you wear anything but Japanese watches, reconsider life.

Slumdog millionaire

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crystal treatment working I see

looks like the knuckles were removed with photoshop

aweeee fatty inherited a watch and wants to show his online e-friends

your Mintia has expired.

Based chair noble poster

That's a damn snazzy watch

Why is there a watch on your foot?

Lawrence of Arabia, boomer

Could some watchfags give me a quick rundown on watch basics and how to flex on watchfags?

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is that a fuckin chimp's hand?

you should be wearing mickey mouse gloves if anything

That’s not my wrist.

i forgot my watch at home

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what the fuck is wrong with your thumb?

I have no watch because i'm not a pretentious faggot

If you actually want a watch for practical purposes get a F-91W or some other cheap digital and stick it on a NATO strap. Comfortable, just werkz.

If you want to look like a huge fag spend a few grand on a real mechanical watch and go on /g/ to show it off to other watchfags

Oh I’m looking to dab on rich dudes. I’ve got my phone for the time.

quick rundown
>are you a richfag?
no
>buy cheap Japanese like Seiko, Orient or some old school Russki shit
yes
>are you a faggot boomer?
yes
>buy a Rolex Submariner
no
>buy some other Swiss
>are you a homo?
yes
>buy a smartwatch
>are you a hipster faggot?
yes
>buy an old school Casio/Swatch

this, my casio cost 15 quid, tells the time to the second, waterproof, fightproof, tells the time and the date/day EXACTLY every day of the year, except after months with 30 days and you need to adjust it by 1 day..

Autism: The Post

Want an actual rec based on this. Coming thru with a classic here

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ayy lmao

dracula

>the date/day EXACTLY every day of the year, except after months with 30 days and you need to adjust it by 1 day..
The F-91w keeps track of the month off screen so you should only need to fix it during leap years

Holy fuck are there only none human beans visitig this board? What the fuck is wrong with your hands, they don't even look human sometimes.

mine is an analog casio, not digital argos.co.uk/product/9025873

also you can adjust the outer rim with the red thing and use it as a timer :)

What the fuck is happening here

...

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>tfw you have the most kino watch of all

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People who either don't workout their forearms or overweight individuals.

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'sup wh*Toids?

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your wrist is twice the size of mine

a man of culture

>your wrist is twice the size of mine
is that a direct-to-video?

I peel it so much the nails deform

>wristlets

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Avengers: Endgame

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Haha! I get it! That's not a Gameboy! Haha!

pretty good, the frame is a bit too massive, 7,8/10

never too big to have good watch

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thanks but i was here for the recommendations

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i want to smash this with a hammer

fuck i wanted these so much as a kid
spy kids was the comfiest movie ever

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I don't need a watch I always wear my wristband dosismeter

>People posting Seiko SHITTERS
>Not posting BASED ROWLECKS

Capeshit is more your tempo.

I Use my cock as a sundial

who needs a fuckin watch

i laughed so hard that I actually farted. thanks for making my night, anons.

I came here for this

Based shrek

QUICK Yea Forums, GIVE ME YOUR BEST CAST WATCHES IN Yea ForumsRELATED THINGS.

Pic related:
Giving Tony Soprano a Rolex Day-Date is fantastic. Not only is it symbollically important (being dubbed "The President" and because a gold Rolex is shorthand for success), but also the "small" 36mm case really makes him look even more imposing because of it.

And you?

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Get on my level plebs

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I had the McDonald's happy meal version of this, it launched disks

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WW's Tag Heuer Monaco

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I can't tell if the people shitposting about "sharing a board" with these people are serious or not

Its genuinely gotten to the point where i can't safely assume that people aren't double digit IQ reddit posters

What movie Yea Forums?

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Gimme your suggestions.

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Old ass boomboom wit the bussdown lmao. Flexed up no lie

What is this thread?

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>Getting the 2nd worst Rolex
Jurassic Park: The Lost World.

IIII is the oldest pattern in roman numerals.

Taxi.

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What do you mean they look normal?

Here’s my Rollie though, haven’t got no strap for it tho gotta find me one. My homie got this from a stain so iv been rocking it bought it for the low 5 bands cash

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>made in ussr
>RAKETA
wtf is this counterfeit shit?

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Lmao wtf is this kid shit

A joke thread that retards have started to take seriously

Your watch should perform more than one function.

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I played with this watch for HOURS during the PSATs and SATs, I would have lost my mind without it.

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>>are you a hipster faggot?yes>buy an old school Casio/Swatch
I've worn a Cssio F91-W since I was a kid, when did it become a hipster watch?

I can feel the humidity just looking this image.

reddit the watch

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Are you the real life Flat Stanley?

Based dad

Super size me

you just tagged an image of a cartoon lmao

CAESAR LOVE HUMAN MORE THAN APE

Zoomershits detected

Noice

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The literal GOAT watch

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aren't you on the clock, dad

no real water resistance

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Seikos are generally nore expensive then casios aren't they? I got my edifice for 30 euros

It's mean-spirited to mock people for stuff they can't control no matter what, bro.

m-my ring finger is l-longer guys look!

already saw your post on crypto twitter. Is that a watch on a ham?

I don't need true water resistance since I never get wet outside of showering/pool/beach, and for all those occasions I just take the watch off. I can wash my hands thoroughly without dousing the watch entirely, and even if I did the watch would still be fine

Shouldn't you be paying attention in class?

AVGN the movie

>So many newfags.

So many newfags ITT

Tag Heuer, Breitling and Panerai are good and expensive watches tho

>tfw your swiss is too obscure to make it on the plebbit list

a pig with lipstick is still a pig

Have the same thing. Pretty sure they will never grow back normal

Pumping Iron

I reccomend a little flick called ANTIFUNGAL CREAM

Because America

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alreet SCEA

/britfeel/ representin

Black Hawk Down

figure you would like the sneed memes

Please, give me a recommendation

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>all the newfags itt
Summer is here already

Have diet.

Your watch is on your hand, try your wrist

That's some pelt you got there

sopa de macaca

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Used to own this exact watch then I got jumped by 6 dudes and they stole it from me

Look at this retard.

Those brands were bought out bankruptcy and have nothing to do with their former selves

Based.

IWC should be higher desu

Super Size Me

What's with all the newfags

I'm a Nomos guy (I have a Tangomat GMT), where do I sit?

based boomeranon

"No!"

Wolverine

i'm ready

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>Autism watch

I fucking love these threads.

good fucking boy know how to reverse image search. this board is getting better at the internet day by day.

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The Grudge

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Where is Chanel? Is it because you buy it for your trophy wife?

Clubbing

just pick a random marvel capeshit movie not good but not horrible either.
The Submariner is the Rolex for guy's who don't have any taste and just want it to brag
also shave your arm

tron evolution

These same handful of pictures have been making the rounds on various boards for years now bro.

based Bauhaus style

solaris

Aesthetic

i have a tangomat myself, it's a nice watch tbqh senpai

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The Blob

Stick

Reminder that """"""collecting"""""" watches is a bugman activity

Pulp fiction

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PUTANG INA MO BOOB

REDDITOR

A long way down: RECUT

The Abyss

Where did these pics originally get posted? I’ve seen the fat hand ones on /fit/ before but I assume they were originally from an /fa/ thread?

lol

Avengers 3D

like overtake humanity?

What type of faggot am I if I wear an Omega Speedmaster?

Aqua man

The struggle

This

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wait a minute, your thumb is a finger.

Fucking hairlets

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>using a smartphone in the age of smart watches

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Nice stub

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that looks like a discount calculator

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breakfast at tiffanys

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X-Men First Class

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what should F-91W users watch?

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Waiting... (2005)

Lads what's the best smartwatch under €70? I jump rope regularly and I wouldn't mind some sort of tracker

dios mio la creatura obscura

AMAZFIT BIP Lite

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I have this watch. Please don't laugh at me...

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goat fucker watch

Schindlers list

based Norf FC

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Thinner.

Speedmaster is the best of the best

this nigga needs to go back to twitter

GUM GUM

not even a good fake

Stalingrad
Hunger
The Mechanist

soft wristlet hairless and a tripfaggot
filtered

imagine gripping your cock with those hands

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hit me with it

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I don't want to hit you with anything. Your body would bounce back and launch me into orbit.

>tfw almost bought that Seiko watch from the MGSV red band trailer

Redpill me on replica watches from taobao

First day on the four chan heh buddy

>Confused by tools

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This is the most disgusting skin I've ever seen. Bravo.

Stop picking at your thumb cuticle and your nail will go back to normal

they fall apart in less than a day unless you spend 1k freedom bucks and that makes it pretty stupid desu

Baked Pita

you should watch a documentary about Thrombosis

starcraft

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Jewellery is for women

Cloak and Dagger (1984)

that's why it's not made of jewels and has a function (telling time)

Stop eating

Extraneous function in the world of smartphones

Not all jewellery has jewels, that may be the origin of the word but it's not how it's used. Watches are just jewellery in 2019

>being rude enough to check your smart phone in front of someone

>tripfag
>original screen tab still on
>scuffs on the bezel
Weak ass looking armor with a faggoty band on top to ensure your shit looks like a happy meal toy. I recommend Baby Driver.

Is being fat and squeezing the fuck out of your forearm with the band some sort of meme now?
Loosen that shit up you fuckers.

Thanks mate I'll check it out

chernobyl

It's a matter of reliability. A smart phone battery will last ~8 hours. A watch battery will last 10 years.

Tropic Thunder.

Bubbles?

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I don't know why but faux Cyrillic triggers the fuck out of me.
/blog

Any Robin Williams Movie

Lol

>referring to a time honored manly accessory as “jewelry”
How’s high school going?

Literally faggot zoomer mentality, holy fuck. A man should always have at least one high quality watch and carry a well made pocket knife. A high quality watch will never go out of style and never lose value if well cared for and can be handed down to your children. Sorry your dad is a huge cuck.

A thread that's actually somewhat fun on a shithole like Yea Forums

>I made a lot of money and I want to show it off
>not Rolex
what a shit image

>Day 7062: they still haven't noticed I'm an index

>checking time in front of someone when no one asks
Equally as rude

it does not change the fact that it is jewelry.and a hindrance if you do manual labor, the apex of manly work.

allahu akbar my friend

You don’t wear a good watch while doing manly labor, dumbass. However all men should own a decent watch for formal occasions.

based

He thinks he can hide how fat he is.

i dont use a watch

What is the most soiboy watch?

Just wanted to point out that if you get your watch knowledge from TGV on YouTube and not Archieluxury / Paul Pluta, you’re a massive faggot.

>fanged noumena
>reddit watch
checks out

sneed

13 Ghosts

kek

anything from Casio

spoiler alert: it's a foot

chimps have incredible grip strength

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>no hublot
broke niggas

Cashback also make sure to watch it with the boys

DELETE THIS

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New Patek on my wrist

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>DUDE I LISTEN TO RAP LMAO: THE WATCH
go back

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That's one of the ugliest fakes I've ever seen on one of the ugliest wrists I've ever seen.

Recommend me some Japanese kinos

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t. seething wristlet

>basedko in almost every tier

whoever put credor on this chart has rocks tumbling around in his fucking head

nah

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Cmon lads

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>he fell for the heirloom meme
bugman detected

oh god

it's obviously a weeb. they put Grand Seiko at the same level as Rolex and Jaeger.

Based Yea Forums ogre

Ah yes, what a fine gentleman you are *tips fedora*

You are a paragon of masculinity and I bid you farewell my friend till we meet again *nods respectfully towards you*

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20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

Harry and the Hendersons

Interstellar

Knight Rider

recommendation lads?

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seed of chucky

Don't wear watches. Help me out lads

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That's awesome, but only if it's waterproof when it's sealed like that.

>That's awesome
no

>hands
That's a foot mutation to be hands, could be wrong and I hope I am.