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Honorary European.

I will never forgive Angelina Jolie for wasting Pitt's wonder years. That fucking WITCHHHH

>gets arrested for thought crime
>youth turning into furries
>imports muslims
no thanks mahmoud

doing that will fuck up your bike but based guy could buy a thousand more to replace it

scientifically, this is not possible

Pic was taken while he's free falling into the asphalt.

easy

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i don't get it, i do this shit all the time

You have to understand Americans...

Stop lying.

Projecting mutt

Brad is American

But he learned that move somewhere in Europe most likely

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

Lean the bike slightly to compensate for your weight

Just use torque bro

surely you're all just trying to rustle jimmies, right?
or do you all seriously not know how to fucking balance yourself

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do people on here seriously not know how to do this? havent you people ever ridden bikes?

Laws of nature =/= laws of physics
retards
We know ~1% of the universe.

assuming that bike is a carbon fiber frame and probably weighs only 7 or 8 pounds there's no way he could put all his mass on one side of the bike and continue riding it
no way. the pic is probably shopped

cringe

Easy. The headphone has an invisible weight from it.

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When i was a kid id ride my bike no handed and could even take corners with no hands. This pic took me back

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This. He’s probably ~160 or 170 lbs right? That bike is at most 10.

He should be on his ass right now.

He has millions of dollars that he doesn’t know what to do with. Of course he’s gonna fuck with us getting some crazy physics defying pic taken of himself. The real tell here is Pitt is bored and confusing strangers on the internet has become an outlet of entertainment for him.

it's hilarious how this board went from brie spam to got spam and it's like this broad never existed

is it possible to learn this power?

but he's not the average American who never gets to ride a fucking bike
I literally ride my bike to the supermarket and come back home drunk by bike every time I hang out

gain momentum, lean into the bike to balance yourself

Her feet look like my precious or a hairless cat's.

>those feet
yikes

Did you know bikes are dual gyroscopes? He could be doing anything on it and he'd stay upright.

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what in the fuck

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based

fa/tv/irgins never leave their houses apparently

Holy shit.... I'm from Asia and this is all day erryday. This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen to illustrate the differences in culture. It's time to leave Yea Forums, I think..

Holy shit, what happened next? Is this gore?

don't worry, it's just americans.

normal anglos can do it also.

Nice

based

BRAD IS CHAD

HES BEEN FIGHTING A BRAINLET PRETTYBOY IMAGE FOREVER BUT HAS PICKED UP LOTS OF CRAFT UNDERSTANDING OVER THE YEARS REFLECTED IN HIS LATER INTERVIEWS

lmao I can't believe people can't do this.
I think its because americans don't ride bikes.

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She Needs to fix her fucking feet jesus christ

How do you know the percentage of what we know when the unknown is unknown?

>Stop insulting America. If I say Muslims I win the argument.
/pol/=/lol/

>t. AHMED

SAYING MUSLIMS IS ENOUGH LMAO

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He’s stopping. All you have to do is slide your leg to one side while you’re slowing down.

wtf? how does she balance her foot on that scooter so well? is this shooped aswell?

what type of fag bikes instead of jogs

This pic was taken right before he fell.

bikes are for women and faggots anyway

Come on, Brad. That's not very nice.

The stunt wires are visible if you zoom in on the picture, he's obviously suspended in air by a crane.

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>that feel when I do this regularly
Thanks for making me feel better about myself, Yea Forums.

we do ride bikes, until our mid teens when we start driving, after which only weird bike hobbyists stick with it. i can't account for all these autists that never went outside even as children. probably underage zoomers that grew up glued to a screen

How is it possible to be 61 years old as still look this hot?

Surgery and cutting edge gene terapy.

I jerk off to a lot of degenerate shit and I have come across unironic blogs with shit like this m, except way worse. Usually puts a knot in my stomach that people are actually fetishizing stuff like that.

i mean, you know cucks exist user. seems like a natural extension of that degeneracy.

Yes it's just a bunch of euros baiting. Obviously if you've ever ridden a bicycle you know it's not hard to do that.

must be nice to be rich

It's ironic shitposting. Do you really think all the blacked threads for example are started by black guys?

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Gene terapy is not particulary costly, the problem is almost entirely logistical, there are not enough legitimate doctors who can do the procedure to satisfy the demand so they can get away with a high mark up. In a decade or two age reversal procedures will be as common as boob jobs.

>Licking Jennifer Aniston's asshole enables God Mode

no they're started by asian masculinity redditors

>55 years old
>dem toned arms
Gives me hope.

I used to see my classmates in 1st grade rollup to the bikeracks like this....donyou never leave the house?

Someone who doesnt suck dick and want to ruin their knees in the long run.
Also bike = faster

his bike looks low-tier

How do you cardio user?

and people with functioning knees

my dick is hard

how... did it save Yea Forums?

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I'LL SHOW YOU LATER

Amerishits are dazed because someone could ride bicycle.

NICE 3S GUSIC CAT