Watching movie with family

>Girl invites you over to watch Gilmore Girls

Why is it always faggy girl shit?

>watching movie with family
>know characters make fun of virgin in next scene
>go to bathroom so its not so awkward

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It's BORING watching other people have sex. There's literally no appeal except to get a girl watching with you excited because women are programmed to get horny when other women are having sex. Tv and movie characters feel more like real people to women so it really gets them going whereas random porn might be "too much".

But yeah I fastforward too usually while laughing and shaking my head.

...puffs up? Like a pufferfish?

She puffs up her vagina of course. Are you a virgin or something? lol

I think he's referring to her nipples

Why would she uncross her legs? Wouldn't that just let her wet pussy smell woft out?

t. virgin

>watching thor ragnarok
>thor goes topless
>sister says "damn he fine"
>mfw she never said anything like that about black panther

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I'm genuinely surprised they didn't have Thor get with the nig Valkyrie for diversity points

>he doesnt know

>watching game of thrones with step sister
>she says that if she were Jiame's sister, she'd want to be with him too

wtf

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>sex scene
>little guy becomes big guy
>sister says For U

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You degenerates make me feel better about not having a sibling

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>watching film
>black character shows up
>wife begins to heave furiously

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>little cousin asks to see a movie in my room with me
>mom tells me to keep the door open

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Puffy

>watching movie as a kid with 2 older sisters
>sex scene turns up
>sisters vagina

they laughed at you while you were gone. in fact, they do that every time you're gone.

Shut yo mouf

Gilmore Girls is the 3rd best show of all time. Dont @ me

>watching sex scene
>bros dick flops out

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Based and redpilled mom knowing all women are whores and protecting her son

lol

>take my dog into my room to watch 101 dalmatians with
>mom says to keep the door open

Me and sister watch got
Jaimie rapes cersei
Sister starts crying
Why can't you be like jaime?
Leaves the room crying and screaming that I don't love her

that's pretty understandable if you are a white girl

>watching movie inside sister's hive, your arms and legs encased in some kind of gooey wax
>sex scene comes on
>its hot dark and the air is thick and the smell of her musk violently penetrates your nose
>suddenly you hear a hiss as you see in the corner of your eye, your sister slither out of a hive wall and crawling towards you on the slimey floor of nest
>she gets so close you can feel her hot breath on your body, her animal like stench getting stronger
>you start to panic as her wet snake like tongue trails up your inner thighs, towards your manhood.
>her jaws snaps dangerously close near it several times making you even more scared
>she hisses and grunts as she smells your nether regions, her maw opens releasing steamy gooey strands of salivia
>you try to scream as she envelops your shaft with her mouth but you remember
>you are a mouse, no one can hear you scream

suck it

Sounds like she fucks white bois user

yes

>>you are a mouse, no one can hear you scream
Mice are loud as shit when they die

>hehe things that never happened hoho XD

>rent a movie called hall pass
>watch it with my little sister
>big black dick shows up next to owen wilson's face
>little sister blushes and then licks her lips

COLONIZED

Chop off your hand and get a golden plastic prosthesis

>start watching anime in my room
>shotgun loading sounds from dad's room
>hear approaching footsteps

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I'm so confused.

no vore on Yea Forums pls

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Valkyrie wasnt even supposed to be black but of course she had to be DIVERSIFIED

Sounds like your mom knows you're a pedophile, bro

>Valkyrie wasnt even supposed to be black
Nobody was supposed to be black in most western mythology or classical literature.

>watching movie with sister
>dad says he sits between us

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No one on earth was supposed to be black but some people stayed neutral during lucifers cosmic rebellion against elohim and had to be cursed as such.

Tgere hasn't been an adaptation of an existing story in the past 5 years thst hasn't blackwashed at least one character.

how can you not love love your sister user?
what a horrible person you are.

does your sister still treats you like kid? tickles, bites, and flail around like an autist and extreme amount of excitement and other sibling nonsense whenever shes with you?

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>watching basketball with my family
>dad says "Lebron is a beast! Look at the way he moves, the man's a machine!"
>mom squirms on the sofa and bites her lip

have sex user

God can you imagine being a virgin in your twenties? What the fuck went wrong?

>dont have sisters but Im gay and have brothers
>literal 0 attraction or desires to them in that way
>absolutely disgusted by incest
>get actually mad when I hear about incestual abuse
You are all disgusting and thats coming from your degenerate gay boogeyman

have gay sex

You must think that way because you secretly want to fuck your brothers.

Why do incestphobics want to secretly commit that which they so vehemently disparage?

T. Poofter

have pikasex

>watch movie with sister
>it's a black man love interest propaganda
>mom and dad arrived from grocery
>they sit with me.
>I said "filthy negro"
>mom walks out
>dad stays.
>sister smiles. but pretended to be on phone texting
>finish movie.
>dad takes me out
>no clue
>on car ride dad says "I hate em too son"
>arrive at his pal's home
>dad introduced me to the homeowners daughter.
>have barbecue with his friends at their orchard
>have great time with her.
>I'm among men now
>guns, steak bbq and beer everywhere
>they let me shoot guns
>first time having booze with him
>they never let me drink alcohol
>family is moralfag Jesus Christ fanatic
>spend 6 hours drinking. great time
>arrive home

magical time

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My sexual desire couldn't be lower and my disgust for familial abuse couldnt be higher.
Gaycel :(

Yikes

Intense masturbation to increasingly perverse subject matter as well as social isolation and unwarranted hatred for myself. Im just glad I overcame it before becoming a legitimate wizard, but im an outlier.

Whenever I say nigger my dad has a tantrum, but hes the one who says black people should be euthanized for being on welfare and put into forced labor camps in prison.

You're still here so not out of the woods just yet.

based nigger hater

How do I do it

But at least he's not being racist.

underrated post I screengrabbed it lol

have sex

I wanna have sex with my older sister

>casually mention I call my black friends niggers to my father at a family events
>he gives me a handshake

Call it what you want but theres no better gift than that

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>watching movie with sister
>sex scene comes on
>make eyes contact with her
>she says "don't get any funny ideas"

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:'(

>sex scene
>sister masticates

>sex scene in movie theater
>look behind my seat and make eye contact with the nearest cute girl

>watching youtube
>it's just random youtube videos
>she was struggling, making grunting sounds
>sister burst into my room
>stares at me for 5 seconds
>she smiles and walks away
>just realized that noise she makes on youtube was suggestive
>came down have breakfast
>shes looking at me smiling
>mom and dad notice
>they fucking get the wrong idea
>they thought sis have fallen in love with me
>finish together
>mom tells me to keep door open

fuck my family. they're all idiots

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>notice older sister's underwear in the laundry hamper
>has a wet spot

This is such a fucking Reddit comment

I like coming here because it’s nice to know other people face these problems.

ok this was actually epic

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ITT: Covert Incest Thread

>watching movie with family
>steamy sex scene comes on
>dad quickly spins his head to me and makes the sòy face
>mom looks at me, smiling, asking "what did he mean by this, honey? What did he mean by this?" Her smile growing with each repetition
>sister hops off the couch, laughing
>she starts running circles around the living room, yelling "BRAP BRAP! BRAP BRAP!"
>I lose consciousness for the third time this week

Hate those movies

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>ITT: Covert Incest Thread
>covert
???

yikes

dry heave?

Fucked up even on a greentext lmao better just delete it then delete myself

>in room with sister
>talking quietly
>mum bursts into the room looking panicked
>demands to know what we're doing
>eyes us suspiciously
>props door wide open and leaves
What did she mean by this?

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