Even potatoman has a gf

>even potatoman has a gf
What the fuck's your excuse, asshole?

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You're*

I don't want to settle
I'm too lazy/selfish for it to be worth my time

Having a girlfriend sucks, I don't miss it.
Also, the constant easy sex dries up significantly as the women get older.

are we sure that's not his second head

>asshole
Rude much?

The roastie thing is mostly a meme. It's a lottery, some vaginas are like that.
My mom for example has the pussy of a baby. You can't see the labia.
My sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin.
Same as the "uncut dicks smell" thing.
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

Because he probably has a good personality and isn’t trying to be anyone but himself.

you cant just post this pasta in an unrelated thread you stupid nigger

Potatoman has always been a chad. I’m more surprised someone manage to tie this pussyhound down into a relationship

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Fuck you, incel. Your kind should be rounded up and shot.

Based

Based potatoman

im uninterested in sex and relationships

based

/fit/ was right, it's literally all about the size of your neck, nothing else matters.

Why are liberals so rude, bruhs?

Cause I have standarts and can afford elite hookers you piece of shit incel.

Maybe they can't get laid or something.

He neckmogs and wristmogs moats humans

Just be white theory confirmed

Please no bully

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God damn fucking white people I’m brown and won’t even get a 2/10 girl to look at me and meanwhile he gets a gf in his league

I have no job, a boring personality, and no social skills

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>What the fuck's your excuse, asshole?
I'm 10x more unattractive than he is

I never tried getting a gf.
Sometimes I do get lonely (and horny) though, I'll admit.
But only sometimes. I can push through.

don't fret fren, I posted that and to bump the thread

Everyone can have a significant other as long as they lower their standards. But you think the incels who post here will lower their standards and fuck an overweight potato girl? They're too self conscious to do that.

My life situation isn't attractive at all. I have no personality from years of isolation. I just go and work one day a week so I can buy alcohol or whatever.

do you not have a face or something

This isn't actually possible and if it somehow is you need to post a picture of yourself immediately

>have standarts
>hookers
yikes

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Because I'm not a pleasant person to be around, I know and completely accept this. Some people are just better off by themselves.

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