Can you stay home this weekend, user? I've got the dreaded lurgy. We can rewatch Game of Thrones® from the beginning. Just don't get too close to me lest you catch the lurgy too, unless you don't mind.
Can you stay home this weekend, user? I've got the dreaded lurgy. We can rewatch Game of Thrones® from the beginning...
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You’re my queen.
I don't just call out of work for no reason, I'll give you 30 bucks for some soup if you want tho
Please darling, rest your tired bones and sit on my face for a little while
>working in the weekend
what the fuck is a lurgy you nonce
It's on you unproductive fuck
JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST MAKEUP WAS INVENTED FOR A REASON YOU FUCKING MOONFACED TROGLODYTE
myyabe you should my dick gaha.... just saying......lol
Even on her death bed she looks cute
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Proving once again that most women couldn't survive in the modern world without makeup to camouflage how hideous they actually are.
Moon of my life, if you sick, me sick too.
LEAVE HER ALONE YOU INCELS!!!!!!!!!!! QUIT GIVING HER SHIT!!!! YOU WILL RESPECT WOMEN NEAR ME!!!!
Leaving the house on the weekend doesn't mean going to work you loners.
>Implying Emilia Clarke doesn't look cute as fuck without makeup
unproductive for having a good job where I can get to see my family and friends, ok wagie, sure those extra shekels will make up for your low quality health and bitterness when you're 50.
Makeup is the tool of the jews
I work Saturday Sunday and Monday
I cant hear you over my own car and my own house that I don't have to pay off for 30 years
Welp, I already have AIDS and the herp, so lurgy shouldn't be too bad.
I fucked her
Lol faggot
GOD DAMMIT I'M SO FUCKING LONELY STOP POSTING SICKDANY
and?
who hasn't?
Without makeup, 4/10, entirely average. With makeup and depending on the light and angle, add +3 or +4.
>Thanks for sitting at my bedside this whole time, user. I don't know if I would've made it without you here with me.
Her personality alone makes her 10/10 desu
>looks way cuter sad and on the verge of death
What did women mean by this
faggot
>British broad
>has a Mexican moustache
If this is Multiculturalism, I don't like it very much.
y-you too
So moe
>women
>personality
>Her personality
is a B cup.
At least Ireland is safe from the tyranny of McDonalds.
Can't make fries without any potatoes, M8.
Fuck off bitch
kek.
she is a 8.8/10 at least even witthout makeup
>she is a 8.8/10 at least even witthout makeup
maybe a decade ago.
stop living in the past.
burger'd
savage af yo, how will patties ever recover?
What the fuck did she do to her hair?
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What is it like to cuddle with a girl you love?
It feels like you're spooning a sandbag.
>ywn comfort a distraught Emilia while her tummy makes loud groaning noises in between bouts of explosive liquid shits
You can never get enough of it.
Makeup is the tool of woman
Thank you user. At least someone gets it.
wtf is lurgy?
Shes cute in Me before you or whatever its called. I thinks its just Emilia acting like herself in that movie.
This bitch looks disgusting. Like some favella boy or some shit. /got/ low test faggots are the most embarrasing waste of life.
Stop screeching you incel loser.
A lot of the time i would rather do it than have sex. Of course I’ve never loved these whores so probably is even better
>McDonnalds are a bad thing in UK
No, if you know how bad the average food is in UK.
I was two weeks in this hell and fast food was the only tasteful thing you can eat beside scottish cookies.
Ever since someone said she is part Indian I can't unsee it in her face and I picture her audition, squatting in the grass....
>that cleavage
>only if you ride my dragon
>if you know how bad the average broad is in UK.
The bongs left their island and colonized the world for three simple reasons, user.
Post someone who (you) think is attractive
>in
>tfw you will never be dutch-ovened by emilia clarke
absolute chinlet
friendly reminder: if you send grandma to the thrift store, and replace her with an 18 year old Polish stripper, grandpa's cock works just fine.
Viagra was invented for women, not men.
Feels alright till you realize it won't last. It'll be a moment in time when you trusted her. Before her true colors came out. Then while you're at the bar with your mates. Swiss cheesing history about your failed relationship. That moment of laying next to her in the moment of time will pop up. Youll get the feels. Drunk dial her. She will pick up. But you hear her next dude in the background. She rushes you off the phone with a "take care" last words. You hang up. Fuck the slut at the bar just to not feel the pain of rejection. Wake up with a massive hangover. Kick the slut out. Go to bed and be depressed for a few hours. Till you realize, you lived before her, you can live after her. You take a shower, start working out, start reading more. Change your appearance to show more confidence. Start to causally date while getting your money up. Meet a 8/10 but now you have the confidence to talk to her. She is falling in love with you by the day as she is more invested into you. You are more into you. Word gets around town to your ex but by that time her dude dumped for the next broken chick. Your ex pines over the times she had with you. How good you were to her. But by then she will be distant memory. Such is the circle a life. Those moments you long for is just that, moments. Don't make them out to be more than they are. You will have plenty more
you actually want this?
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