>Listen guys, I'll give you triple the money you asked for with 0% equity in your company. I will dedicate my life to selling your product. All I ask for in return is you call me once a week to see how I'm doing.
>Uh we want to check in with the other sharks Robert
Listen guys, I'll give you triple the money you asked for with 0% equity in your company...
Jayden Gray
Brandon Bennett
I believe your business is perfect, let me tell you why.
Every year I try to make a pilgrimage to my lake house off the coast of the Seychelles. I choose to go during the heat wave season, around late March, so I can watch the poor wallowing villagers overheat and die of dehydration. During these times I go to the huts and dung houses and show them my limo and giant bottles of water I have in my trunk. The villagers, of course, plead for the water, but I do not give it to them. What I do with the water is stick my large phallic cock in the jugs of water. I watch the tired, dry, families look on in horror seeing me thrust into the water jugs. Sometimes I climax, sometimes I get tired and stop shot. Afterwards I leave the jugs on the road and retreat to a lookout with a telescope. I love seeing the families choke the water down and tear up, knowing my pubes will be touching their children's teeth. My sweat coating their throats...
For that reason I am out.
Parker Lopez
>"You have until the end of this sentence to take my deal, and for that reason, I'm out."
Angel James
Stay where you are, He-Man! One more move and your friends will not live to see another day! I give you a choice. Return with me to Eternia as my slave and save their despicable lives, or perish with them on this primitive and tasteless planet. Surrender your sword! For that reason I’m out.
Camden Ramirez
P-please. Just l-let me take you out to dinner. Nothing even romantic. Platonic is... fine. Its fine.
Zachary Reed
Capitalism was a mistake
Carter Torres
>Robert will never take you out to eat ice cream
why even live
Ian Adams
>I'm in, and for that reason, I'm out.
Isaiah Gomez
Dylan Sullivan
>I can't afford to take a loss
Brody Bailey
Holy shit this is the best string of these I've ever seen
Oliver Richardson
>I won't give you any money but I'll suck your cock for 100% equity in your company
>You have a deal Lori
Anthony Kelly
damn thats a good one
Chase Cook
You're dead to me. Get the fuck out of my sight before I execute you on the spot.
Brandon Phillips
I'll give you a 50% rate of return on 13% equity
Wyatt Diaz
That's gonna be a based from me dawg
And yes, I'll take that deal
Levi Peterson
>I like your product and your offer, but you didn't catch an Uber to the studio so for that reason I'm out
Owen White
>it's a Mark Cuban puts this little bitch in his place episode
Jaxson Fisher
Damn this guy don’t play
Lincoln Reed
>I'll accept any offer you give me, but only if you can sell me some dubs.
Julian Hughes
i haven't watched shark tank in years but this guy looks like an absolute faggot
Robert Johnson
You already have them, and you can't buy mine.
Connor White
checked
Julian Bailey
Screw that noise, I'll invest $100k and a night with my wife for some trips.
Camden Barnes
You mean these trips?
Noah Jenkins
Based
Christopher Roberts
Sharks? What is the show called in the US? In England it’s Dragons Den.
Hunter Green
Capitalism and the coming great culling will teach is lessons for thousands of years, don't despair.
Adrian Lopez
I expect triple pay.
Isaac Collins
James Jackson
Dang,you just don't know what he's gonna do,other than be out,I guess.
Logan Wood
Shark Tank.
Ryder Roberts
Shit
Joseph Brown
lol I read it in her/his voice
Leo Williams
fuck
Eli Cox
Nathan Kelly
>I have zero interest or understanding of your business but I want to feel like i'm participatint so I'm going to offer what you came in for, plus one percent royalties until i get my money back.
Cameron Sullivan
>How about Shark Wank and it's Adam sucking off Mark Cuban
[muffled obese greek laughter]
Dominic Ramirez
Capitalism is human nature, it's as old as time
Justin Hill
How can he shape such a pencil thin mustache and wear those earrings and still sit there with that level of confidence?
John Butler
materialism as purpose was a mistake. there's no inherent meaning in generating material for material sake (past subsistence).
this applies to the meaningless accumulation of material (wealth/capitalism) or the meaningless production of material (labor/communism).
materialism is just a means, not an ends. yet we devote our lives believing that there is meaning in gluttonizing for wealth and/or production, when it's a soulless endeavour best suited for automatons.
there's more transcendent things to pursue and find meaning in.
Gavin Ortiz
Niggers smell like pee
Robert Fisher
yawn
Austin Thomas
Didnt read this post
Chase Richardson
As a young child I saw my Mother relentlessly beaten by my Father. I can still recall hearing her muffled screams through the walls of my bedroom as I lay trying to fall asleep. Some nights were worse than others, but I remember the mornings my Grandmother would take me to school because my Mother couldn’t be seen in public. She would wear sunglasses and long sleeve shirts for weeks while the bruising and swelling slowly healed around her eyes and arms. I never understood how something as simple as an overcooked meal or spilt glass of wine in the living room could send my Father into these inexplicable fits of rage; not until this very moment. Not until I saw your presentation. You are the stain on my fathers Afghan rug and I see no club soda nor salt to scrub you away. For an investment of 250,000 dollars I will retain 92% of your company with a lifetime of royalties and if you even for one second glance in Lori’s direction, I will personally crucify each of your children.
Nathan Flores
post too long and boring, try harder next time
Jason Adams
Kek
Luke Nelson
Amazing
James Long
Based O'Leary poster
Landon Cox
big brained post