Why did Ben Horne employ Laura as a cokewhore if she was the daughter of his best friend?
/tp/ - Twin Peaks
bump
you miss 100% of the shots you dont take
I'm at this episode when he's introduced. WTF is this shit?
Washington is full of crazy leftists
>Denise
>shit
Change your heart or die.
You have to suspend your disbelief and pretend Laura is the hottest woman alive and worth all the trouble.
I'm just confused why Mulder is a tranny.
fuck you Denise is /ourtranny/
Who's the bestgirl and why is it Gersten Haywerd?
Maddy
It's from a purer time when trannies where a comical novelty, not an obligatory part of western culture
he didn't care it's that simple
Shelly is leagues above any other girl
Ben is a megalomaniac, it's what they do.
Hello, Agent Cooper.
But Denise was actually treated with some respect both in the portrayal and by the other characters of the show. Especially so in The Return.
It would have been cool if he just looked like Mulder.
civil war plot was the best part of mid season 2
you're a fag if you didn't feel anything when ben snaps out of it
season 1 Audrey
Dick Tremayne
Yes, but he's still treated as a novelty. If the show where made now-a-days all of the characters would have to pretend he's normal.
how did coop resist
Robert E. Horne and Audrey in that getup were fantastic
>not chubby s2 Aubrey
>ywn be held down by whacky teenager Nadine with super human strength while she awkwardly kisses you
>we missed out on coop/audrey because of donna's cunt actress
IM GOING DOWN TO THE SEA
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-Peeeee
I'll see Yea Forums again in 25 years.
What was the purpose of this plot line?
Ben and people like him don't have friends, they have people they use.
What DID that gesture mean, anyway?
>we will never get a Twin Peaks style murder mystery TV series set in the entertainment industry
Life sucks!
somebody in another thread said its the position her hands are in when she removes her diary
Based
Coop is too wholesome for a temptress like Audrey.
What was the Mulholland Drive TV show going to be?
audrey goes to hollywood
>killing the sun kills everything.
What a glorious way to go.
since the beginning of time, men have yearned to destroy the sun
yeah
bingo. I'm glad Lara Flynn Boyle was there to put the kaibash on that shit
He wanted to have sex.
He could have done that without whoring her out
he wanted to have sex and make money
Why is that smile in black and white inside her mother via cut and paste when she takes her face off like her daughter does?
That smile scares the shit out of me now tbqfh
Why did Sarah Palmer turn into a universe?
>And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the kings of the earth.
Personally I liked when he thought he was a Bajoran Freedom Fighter and he has to win another civil war.
She's goat, fuck you
agreed, that was a total delight
What happened to her? She went from a pure and happy child to a drugged out mistress to a trailer park junkie.
What year is this? Unimportant. First Valero didn't exist until 1980. Generation 3 Glock action in the diner. Different dream. Year is approximate to 2015.
Electricity rotted out. She's good though, she's still here. The rest of them are with the rhinoceros, or the penguin, or the zebra. They blew their goddamn brains out or died facedown in a pile of sparkle puke. Or were never born in the new timeline that Laura and Cooper left in their sick wake when they jetski into that other universe.
The Farm is just one tentacle of a Lovecraftian cult that realizes the existence of the daimones. They generate garmonbozia and money by spreading the Sparkle. Those hicks at the beginning are wise to it, like Buella.
>What happened to her?
Life happened.
Honestly the most supernatural moment in the show.
i really should download season 1
well why haven't you it's the best season of tv
i'll do
>Looks alone = Shelly
>Looks + personality = Audrey
She is a physical link to the dimension of the Experiment, created when the Frog-Moth crawled into her in 1956. She nourishes the parasitic link with her addictive consumption of cigarettes.
This will literally anger me until the end of my days
I finally saw the return last month. What an absolute disaster. Lynch needs the suits to reel him in.
I ask this every time and no incel has ever given me a real answer
>I had a dream that I was a great general and won against all the odds.
>Ohhhh DAAADDYYY!!!!
>*sentimental music swoons*
It's WACKY. season 2 is WACKY
Frost is a hack and was throwing everything at the wall and seeing what stuck. Funny that Lynch shut that shit down when he came back to direct the last 2 episodes of Season 2.
>waste 80% of the show on some boring las vegas b plot
>barely spend any time actually in twin peaks except for long, dull takes of Hawk trying to think
>the handful of returning characters from the original show are given next to nothing relevant
>Audrey gets completely fucked over
>Ben Horne is reduced to a will he wont he plot with Ashely Judd and his brother loves weed lmao
>lynch's own character takes up a massive part of the show
>oh i guess we can use a floating jpeg of Bob and have some faggy bong with a green glove punch him into the ground to resolve 25 years of cliffhangers
>lol it's all a dream laura had I guess
If Lynched means that I just wasted 18 hours on some student film level television, then yes, Lynched. Fire Walk With Me was better than this.
Lynched
daughters of best friends are the best for that though
doughnuts
>Fire Walk With Me was better than this
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david lunch... whatever
This is 2 years before Mulder.