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Gabriel Nguyen
In the final episode Jon flies Drogon to the moon and the heat from Jon's chiseled abs cracks the moon and out pours a thousand thousand dragons which kills everyone.
It was foreshadowed.
Zachary Myers
Adam Hughes
it is known
Jordan Brooks
Based EoE ending.
Nicholas Davis
>the baby making juice Ned, hand it over.
Landon Cox
CERSEI CAN YOU PLEASE ______ THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Austin Rivera
SEVEN HELLS
Carson Barnes
He did it, lads
Jose Ramirez
*AHEM*
Jaxon Scott
Reminder that the White Walkers aren't the real threat. The ghost grass is, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
Parker Richardson
first for alys
Josiah Lee
The Absolute state of Renlyfags
Ethan Long
SEVEN KINGDOMS
ONE BOAR
Jace Richardson
Bran sat on the edge of his bed tired after the long hours put in trying to shoot his bow properly. He couldn't believe it when his sister showed him up in front of his father. He kicked off one boot and using his toes, slid off the other making a dull thump, thump on the floor of his bedroom. He stretched back and stuck his legs out flexing his calves and pointing his feet flat as he groaned out his exhaustion. As he sat up he kept his legs off the floor and wiggled his toes in the air before letting them fall with a soft thud on the rug. He scratched his chest a bit before slipping his hand beneath the hem of his shirt to lightly run his fingers over his stomach. The fabric climbed up his skin, pushed by his arm and his little innie bellybutton came into view and he gently rubbed his tummy. The soft white skin moved with his breathing and he sighed happily at the sensation of his own heart beating. He removed his hand, dipping his fingers into his little belly cave before sliding out all the way and once again laid back for a quick nap on his bed, his toes just scraping the floor as he slept.
Jayden Taylor
STANNISPOSTERS
HOW WILL OUR KING RETURN?
Juan Thompson
What is your favourite meme of this season?
Lucas Wilson
Mary Sue
Eli Barnes
OH GOD I COMPLETELY HATE JONFAGS
Daniel Lewis
>kill Dany
>tens of thousands of Dothraki chimp out and start pillaging, raping and multiplying in Westeros
>Night King dead makes seasons normal now so they only last a couple months
>Dothraki can now rape the North, no more natural terrain to stop them
>several khalasar's form so each kingdom is getting raped, pillaged and enslaved at all times somewhere
>kingdoms fall within a hundred years
Was Dany a genius. By making herself a lynchpin, you literally either live in her world if she lives or get raped and killed in your old one if you kill her
Alexander Thomas
Based
Logan Hill
PLEASE NED
FUCK MY SISTER
Andrew Perez
is she taking his eye out? jon is bloodraven????
Matthew Murphy
so there is a guy with the power of omniscience and they never seem to use it
why
Levi Cruz
*blocks your Kingsroad*
Kevin Gray
>It's on the table
Mason Foster
Hunter Baker
>no Night's Watch
tell that to the guys at the Shadow Tower
Hunter Hill
>mfw the GoT ending will officially go down in history as being worse than LOST
William Hughes
>pls fuck me pls fuck me PLS Fuck me pls pls pls I love u
Is Jon fucking gay?
Easton Bennett
Hudson Sanders
DING DING DONG
I gotta tell you: I cannot WAIT for Daenerys to die. No, seriously. Fresh reddit who like Daenerys because they confuse her with the actress, or even those of you who unironically believe she’s a good character or that she did nothing wrong, I am talking to all of you. I am sustained solely by the mental image of your anguished screams and cries that will be heard when Jon plunges Longclaw into Dany's guts. This isn't a shitpost, I am deathly serious. Just imagine the look on her face, the betrayal, the surprise, the despair as Jon drives the Valyrian Steel blade through her internal organs. I am literally, unironically, masturbating to the thought of you pulling you hair out in frustration as you cry, your tears dripping onto the floor, as Daenerys sighs out her final breaths, blood seeping out of her mouth. Good God, I'm getting hard again just by typing this post. I can feel blood rushing to my dick as I imagine you repeating “no, no, no, NO, NO” over and over, each time increasing in volume and despair, as her corpse starts cooling on the ground of the throne room in King’s Landing. The music will no doubt be extremely dramatic and sad, but I welcome it, for it will surely increase your sadness and rage even further. To add insult to injury, she’ll probably stay alive for a little bit longer once she falls to the ground, and will most likely try to reach out and crawl towards the Iron Throne, in an attempt to reach it, at least once in her life. Hnnng, I can feel my orgasm building up as I imagine Jon putting a boot on her back to make sure she does not reach it. I hope you're ready for what happens in the last episode, because I cannot WAIT for your shitty character to finally receive the DABID special treatment. Maybe if we're lucky, we'll finally see a good old decapitation on-screen again, or maybe Jon will squeeze the life out of her with his bare hands. One can only hope.
fuck roasties
fuck Dany
and FUCK TRANNIES
Aiden Clark
If the leaks are real and Jon kills Dany halfway through the episode, and is then promptly let off the hook, followed by Brandon "Useless" Stark being made king, even the plebs are going to be marching in the streets after this.
This will not be remembered fondly.
Ryan Parker
*gets stabbed*
>Jon...before I fade away....Please rub between my legs while twisting one of my nipples.....Hurry, Jon! Please!!
Andrew Gutierrez
this is fucking amazing, they literally set up the idea that Bran would "fly" and absolutely nothing has come of it at all. I'd actually forgotten.
Ethan Gonzalez
He could've saved her.
Easton Turner
aye, Shabouje
Lincoln Rivera
this
Who wouldnt
Michael Thomas
>so there is a guy with the power of omniscience and they never seem to use it
Cause he's the big bad
Daniel Cox
filename is indisputable. Jon will forever be a weak beta bitch. What kind of cuck doesn't love incest. At least Dany can go to the afterlife to someone taller
Hunter Gutierrez
i dont get it, didn't he say he loves her?
Isaiah Gutierrez
Yandere Dany is the first meme since Stannisposting that simultaneously makes me laugh and makes me erect, so it is based.
Benjamin Wilson
Jon gets to hang out with his bros and fuck wildlings, sure beats telling Dany he doesn't want the throne every 5 minutes
Gabriel Murphy
sextape please
Owen Miller
First for Azor Jorah
Benjamin Ross
robert wasn't the rightful heir either.
Jason Perry
>Tells Dany he loves her
>Won't fuck her
God damn it Jon you can't just giver her hopes like that and dash it a second later
Anthony Gray
it's going to be an absolute shitshow. I can't waiAAAAAAGGHHHH
Carson Walker
You'd think the death of their version of Jesus would elicit this level of retaliation, but no, Jon goes to a wall somewhere to guard Absolutely nothing, and this is enough to get Grey worm to defuse the chimp out.
Nicholas Morgan
Kinda reminds me of vendetta chris there lol
Kevin Myers
>we will never get an ASOIAF show with vibes like pic related
Adrian Gonzalez
hhnnnnggg
Colton Johnson
Trips confirm
Kayden Richardson
>If the leaks are real and Jon kills Dany halfway through the episode, and is then promptly let off the hook, followed by Brandon "Useless" Stark being made king, even the plebs are going to be marching in the streets after this.
I plan on joining the rioters. Demands HBO declare the ending void and reshoot the real endinig
Zachary Morris
no, the Dothraki all obey eunuchs now
Parker Brown
Basically he loves her like family, and is no longer able to return her more passionate affections. So she got completely Jorah'd and lost her fucking mind because of it
James Edwards
cringe redditor safe space general
Jason Miller
>hurr durr maybe the best ruler is someone who doesnt want to rule durr
>lets give it to the guy who only watches rape videos of his relatives
Oliver Baker
I love coughposting because it perfectly sums up how Varys' character has been butchered
*cough*
Christian Bell
....jon....baby....please...
Lincoln Ward
Back in our day, you weren't a real man until you made a post this based
Brody Jenkins
>Stannisposting made you erect
You are a true follower of the one true king then brother
John Rodriguez
I hope it sticks with Daeny going full Sauron, and not something like bran warged into Drogon, and it was Bran/3eR that made the mad king go mad.
...
That's probably going to be the big twist at the end though.
I did think the reason why Valaryians never tried to conquer mainland Westeros was due to them being aware that their dragons were warg'able.
Easton Jones
Welcome home, friend.
Christian Parker
Joffrey was right, being gay should be punishable by death, just see how much havoc was caused by 1 jon snow being gay
Hudson Thomas
Bran is just a crippled roast master.
Elijah Mitchell
The book art is so fucking good. It nails the 14th century medieval aesthetic.
James Martinez
well at least they're castrated coons, so they will die off in a generation
Jonathan Walker
mine too, i love it so much, please post more
William Hernandez
Somehow I get the feeling that drinking the blood of Manaroth wasn't such a good idea, your grace.
Luis Murphy
Jason Campbell
>can’t appreciate a beautiful rape
This is why you will never be king
Easton Hall
>bloodriders aren't gonna avenge their Khal and suicide to join her in the Night Lands
What the fuck was the point of making them her bloodriders then. She barely even interacts with them
Grayson Carter
Anybody else upset at the prospect that Drogon will be the last dragon to ever live?
Camden Reed
the fun part is, that isn't what normally happens IRL when relatives fall in love then find out. they generally have to be forcibly separated. unknowing incest feels fucking great, so D&D even got that wrong.
Joseph Bennett
more *cough* your grace?
*hack*
huuurrrrggghh
Oliver Morris
Chase Lewis
>the best ruler is someone who doesnt want to rule
And by that logic, they could just give it to some random-ass smallfolk in Gin Alley (that hasn't been DROGONED)
Jackson Miller
I hope Dany lives.
Thomas Campbell
The fat fuck doesn't want them to do Robert's rebellion, the tourney at harrenhal, or anything pre rebellion
Charles Rivera
>They're going to give one of the most important fucking castles in the realm to the random mercenary who saved Tyrion in a trial one time in Season fucking 1 and hasn't done anything relevant since
Dominic Allen
OH NONONONO
Angel Phillips
Shes way fatter now kek
Julian Jackson
>not posting the better
Anthony Smith
then Ash and their 48 kids wake Ned up, who's just come back from Starbucks with coffee
Hudson Sanchez
Why is she still King's Landing at that point? What is she ruling over? Ashes?
Jordan Torres
*AHEM*
Oliver Robinson
They're gonna kill her off halway through the episode
Jack Barnes
Bran will have the lowest rape reoffender rate record of any king ever because he is SELFLESS enough to watch every single one.
Ethan Wilson
>Dany, I love you, let's get married and run away to Braavos with the house with the red door and lemon trees. I promise I'll fuck you good every day, I don't care that we're Aunt and Nephew anymore. We'll have lots of children and a pet wolf and dragon., Just close your eyes and you can see it now. Right, just keep your eyes closed, don't mind me, no, I'm not unsheathing Longclaw, just keep your mind on that beautiful future, it will soon be ours
Jose Collins
>The fat fuck doesn't want them to do Robert's rebellion, the tourney at harrenhal, or anything pre rebellion
FUCKING WHY
Adrian Peterson
>anything pre rebellion
So he only wants the Greyjoy Rebellion? That's it?
Kevin Phillips
why is she so fucking bad at acting
Levi Wright
BAD IDEA, IS IT?
Jacob Lopez
Lets say the leaks are true, and Jon is sent to the wall to appease Grey worm and the Dothraki. My question to this is why on earth would they respect anything the new leaders of Westeros have to say? The Dothraki especially wouldn't give a fuck. Why would they accept going to Essos at all? They're already in Westeros, and Westeros is prime raping and pillaging land right now. It's fucking ripe for the taking. Even though they should all be pretty much wiped out, the Dothraki and Unsullied are the most powerful force in Westeros right now
Jason Reyes
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Xavier Walker
can I please borrow your AAAGH memes for this sunday
Lucas Lopez
>I hope Dany lives.
This
Gabriel Gomez
she are not acting, the original video is a parody
Caleb Howard
me too
Brandon Parker
I can't wait for this appointment
Aiden Williams
>They're gonna kill her off halway through the episode
Stop posting the fake ending
Dominic Fisher
AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH
Austin Rivera
Isaiah Howard
Sending Jon to the Wall when there are no wildlings or Others left to fight will finally show that the Night's Watch has always been a work-release program for bums, cheats, miscreants and psychos. "muh shield that guards the realms of men" my ASS
Luis Ross
He says there's no need to see it because it would just be redundant or stuff that the upcoming books will reveal. I say it's because he's getting back at us for not wanking off his self insert Sam
Charles Wilson
I guess Unsullied fuck off because there are no slaves to free in Westeros and Dothraki decide to follow them because of reasons
Angel Bennett
The Dothraki should kill Jon and then kill themselves. They all pledged to be Dany's Bloodriders, and Dothraki Bloodriders are supposed to avenge their dead Khal and then commit suicide.
Jeremiah Green
Same desu
Dylan Robinson
it's like how the best doctors are people who don't want to heal people.
Adam Jackson
>J-Jon...pls....just the slightest affection, anything, hug me, kiss me, hold my fucking hand, please Jon I want you to love me WHY WON'T YOU love me
Logan Ward
whos at fault for the retarded ending
was this actually what the fatman been building up too
or is this d&ds crayonwork?
Dominic Nelson
its just empty hopes but they've been taking sippies of that rian johnson juice so maybe its possible.
like some "yeah you guys could've united or killed dany before but you didn't so now this timeline is fucking doomed" ending
Ian Cox
>He says there's no need to see it because it would just be redundant or stuff that the upcoming books will reveal.
Jesus fucking Christ fuck this fat fuck
David Gutierrez
>Night's watch still exists
Joseph Lee
I'm enjoying the complete dumpster fire that is season 8 but I am genuinely sad that there hasn't been a release date for TWoW in the last 8 years. I just want to read the books.
Christopher Collins
I hope someone's gonna leak the script an hour early again, it was pretty fun last time.
Parker Diaz
Ironically he was. The Baratheons had the most Targ blood in them of all the houses that could have claimed the throne after deposing the Targaryens. It seems bonkers to legitimize your king by how closely related he is to the family he just overthrew but that's westeros for you.
Samuel Perez
>tfw the Dothraki won't settle in Westeros and permanently menace the population
We must at least be thankful for these small mercies
Robert Bailey
you shudunt have dun that dany
Daniel Martinez
Well I mean, I guess it wouldn't be so bad if you were able to best Manaroth in single combat, but then you'd just die from his insides exploding.
Jacob Foster
I don't understand why Dany wanted to take over Westeros at all. She could have conquered half of Essos, and made a new Kingdom. Sure, that her fathers throne, and where the Targs have ruled for 300 years, but that's irrelevant. Dany is Targ, and the Targs only even ruled Westeros because they conquered it. Dany could have been a new Targ conqueror
Brayden Price
>If Jon won't love me, I'll MAKE him love me
Asher Roberts
you know what's upsetting? the idea that there's still going to be a dragon flying around for anyone to tame yet we're supposed to treat that like it isn't a huge dangling plot thread.
Cameron Jenkins
They leaked this from the set. I think Jon is gonna get some mileage outta that pussy before he gives her the ol' lenny treatment
Daniel Evans
>the upcoming books
At this point I'll gladly take a bullet-point list of plot deals and call it a day, pretending he's going to release an actual book is needlessly cruel.
Brody James
>he doesn't want us to see someone other than D&D/someone who gives a fuck about GoT pull off Aegon's Conquest/Dance of Dragons/Blackfyre Rebellion/build up to and Robert's Rebellion
yeah, okay
Jaxon Long
Either way, it's GRRM's fault. If this was what he intended, then it was a stupid fucking ending. If not, then it's still his fault for not finishing the damn books and letting dumb and dumber play with crayons
Brody Barnes
>Dothraki literally followed her because she appeared like a god before them, set fire to their leaders and then summoned dragons to her side. She then convinces them to cross the ocean even though that scares the piss out of them and goes against their horsey religion, and yet they won't even avenge her to the level they would a normalfag Khal
What has this show become
Benjamin King
>yoo ah mah kween
>i dont wahnt et
>aa luv yoo
>tha naaht kahng is coomin
Easton Bennett
brittish danny
James Moore
>Welp, I guess I'll just take this dead person on a forever ride. Bye, you guys!
Blake Robinson
Brody Lewis
what was the point?
Alexander Gutierrez
GRRM is almost certainly going to 'shift the window' on the way Dany uses her violence politically to attempt to make the read stop and pause to to consider its implication, but the dude builds up very meticulously and very ponderously to his conclusions. I expect Dany will perform atrocities in the books, but they will be "earned." Hell, he's already done more than Dave & Buster in ADWD where Dany's time after fleeing Meereen leads her to embrace her family's words - 'fire and blood' - and discard the more peaceful means she'd been trying to use.
Anthony Moore
>tfw no Jonsnu trapped in Dany's love dungeon for the finale
Just when you thought the show might have stumbled onto some kino again
Angel Barnes
>She could have conquered half of Essos
lol what
she couldn't even conquer slaver's bay, hell she couldn't even fully conquer 1 fucking city
Robert Carter
>comes back decades later and burns it all down
Jaxson Sanchez
>"aah did wahn yoo not ta truhst meh"
Connor Barnes
Note: Drogon died on the way back to his home planet
Camden Ramirez
FUCK DANY
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRANNIES
AND FUCK YOU
Joshua Price
>GRRM thought he was almost done TWOW in the summer of 2015 and he'd have it ready to go to his publisher by October
>FOUR (4) years later and TWOW is nowhere close to being done
How the FUCK can you be that off on a time estimate?
Jackson Sanders
written by d. b. weiss and david benioff
Aiden Reyes
The American Tolkien
Jace Gray
> Sam mentions that they seen Drogon in some location but aren't sure. Bran just says, "ill look for him"
Xavier Reyes
>we don't know what they do or what they want
Joseph Garcia
I'm still wondering if in reality the big ending will be a cutback to that part in the Land of Always Winter and it shows a white walker still alive. Then again D&D are retarded so something like that won't happen.
Colton Edwards
This is 100% an abomination of D&D that is literal fan fiction tier writing.
Joshua Miller
ok she didn't conquer them but at least she set parts of them on fire
Luke Morris
based
Jose Flores
it's almost definitely D&D's OC, madCersei is what the books are setting up, while Dany is and always has been a grey character like Stannis with a mixture of good and bad motives and actions.
William Phillips
Probably the whole plan is for these episodes to suck so much that people have to go buy the books to get any satisfaction.
Tyler Carter
Just add "autistically screeches at a dragon" and you quiet iterally have all of Jon's major scenes this season covered
Jordan Butler
Drogon they assassinated you in the last episode. You were always a good boy for mother and now you suddenly don't give a fuck she's murdered in front of your eyes
Zachary Morgan
>tfw the entire series is just an explanation on how one huge dragon ended on Westeros
Juan Stewart
lol
John Jackson
>implying the wouldn't take over the Reach
>a fertile plains land full of pretty white girls to rape
On the bright side once everyone learns that the Dothraki are going back to Essos, someone can let the free cities know and they can destroy the boats at sea.
Xavier Brooks
>tfw sitting comfy in a chair watching my dear hot sister getting ploughed for the nth time while the rest of the crew rule westeros for me
John Peterson
to subvert your expectations
Jason Young
>Ned is able to pull this off in the Ned/Ashara timeline because Ashara told Ned to never trust anyone in KL, always be prepared for the worst and gives him a Dayne dagger family heirloom
Jose Brooks
Yeah Dany's real good at setting shit on fire and causing chaos and destruction. That's the real legacy she's left in Essos: everywhere she goes ends up torn apart by civil wars.
Daniel Evans
HBO gives him free paychecks and his fan defence force sucks his dick at every opportunity. I find it funny how he criticizes JRR so much yet JRR finished his fucking works.
Austin Thompson
All this Dany posting reminds me of that fic where Jon ends up being mind broken as dany sex slave. It ends with Dany invading Westeros, Jon killing Arya to stop her from murdering Dany and Dany marrying Ramsay.
Austin Lewis
The Dragon Demand's reaction is pretty much my reaction. D&D are clinically insane and their madness should be recognized by the rest of society. We need to get everyone on the bandwagon for a good prequel and a reboot for GOT.
Jason Stewart
>Danny destroys the 7 kingdoms with her poor Queen skills
>Doom comes for Westeros
>her children and Drogon go back to Valyria
>the cycle repeats
>Drogon becomes Balerion the dread 2
Jacob Watson
So what is the point of the Night's watch with the Night king dead? Border patrol ?
Connor Sanchez
They still have to protect the realms of men from... Wildlings... who went back because the south had... too many resources...
Christian Cruz
penal colony
Cameron Baker
Cute kitty
Isaac Richardson
>Young Griff plotline is just a waste of time they said
>D&D were smart for cutting it they said
Where are you shitposters now? I remember you fucks in 2016.
Bentley Ortiz
Jon doesn't even stay there, I don't fucking know
Angel Hill
>Somehow even after his untimely death Tolkien had left behind enough manuscripts, letters and drafts for the Silmarilion to be pieced together by his son
>Somehow even after 8 fucking years this fat tub of lard still hasn't finished a singular book
Poor Tolkien has to be compared to this faggot
Cooper Hall
aegon the asspull is clearly irrelevant in the books. grrm told them how it ends
Dominic Brown
>and they can destroy the boats at sea.
What boats can the Dothraki even take?
Euron destroyed Dany's fleet (for the 3rd time) and then Dany burned Euron's fleet.
Levi Russell
GRRM loves Tolkien and if you watch him talk about the guy it's obvious LotR made a big impact on him as a kid. He just wants to talk to things that Tolkien didn't by the nature of the story he told.
Jason Parker
Evan Cooper
Tolkien should never be compared to him. He did write a ton of supplement material but he actually completed his main series. GRRM can get fucked.
Alexander James
kek, that image. But yeah GRRM is a lazy cunt. I hope his publisher Sue's him for everything and his grandkids go hungry.
Wyatt Reed
it's a setup to her burning the Yunkai fleet, and accepting that she's going to have to fight her way across Essos at the head of an army.
I wouldn't be surprised at all if she loses control of the Dothraki and they sack Meereen, as the city is already doomed and grrm knows his history and how frequently that happened, but it won't be intentional or driven by "insanity".
Isaiah Russell
We don't understand any of the character's actions anymore because they don't have conversations about what they think and how they're feeling.
We haven't even heard from Jon about how he feels about his entire upbringing being a lie. It's nuts.
Mason Roberts
The boats regenerate just like the Dothraki and Unsullied do
Justin Hall
to be fair this is something a woman would do
Nathan Cooper
If the leaks are right; Jon is gonna take the black again. Like what the fuck is the point of the night's watch anymore? Maybe Jon will rebuild the wall and make the wildlings pay for it
Landon Robinson
Nathan Gonzalez
Nolan Martin
More stuff from this guy
Carson Evans
I think your talking about current GRRM. I would have to find the interview from years back before the show but he criticized Tolkien heavily and he got a ton of shit for it too. If you haven't noticed GRRM has a habit of saying stupid fucking shit.
Henry Murphy
Brayden Morris
the building that produces Dothraki is part of the same tech tree that produces boats. it just takes research and a couple of production cycles.
Leo Lopez
If GRRM dies before the books are finished, is there anyone like a prodigy or any sort of supplemental material/more lore to draw from like Tolkien did or are we just fucked if he croaks?
Liam Jenkins
youtube.com
I can't think of a single person that hates Tolkien
Carson Martinez
AAAAAAARRRGGGHHH
Isaiah Ramirez
GRRM has claimed that he's told his wife to burn all his notes when he dies.
Mason Taylor
Fat old dying people like him usually leave very specific notes regarding how to finish their works.
Joseph Stewart
Why the fuck is Grey worm even calling the shots? Who's even listening to him besides Dany's army of brown men?
Cooper Torres
What a faggot
Bentley Baker
>GRRM has claimed that he's told his wife to burn all his notes when he dies.
>his insane fan base breaks into his house and steals them
Blake Gonzalez
lol burning pure gold money making machine
Lucas Adams
I see someone read Maus.
Adam Clark
I hate to compare it to Berserk but like Miura who said he told his family member or something to that affect the ending. GRRM could do the same but he's a lazy fucker.
Jose Brooks
>In a Q&A back in 2013, the story was told of how the three of them sat down for a lunch that was eventually dragged into a five hour meeting. Martin recounted, "I did ask them a few pointed question to determine whether they had actually read the books, and they gave me the right answers."
>When asked to specify what they were grilled on, Weiss elaborated:
>He asked us, "Who is Jon Snow's mother?" We had discussed it before, and we gave a shocking answer. At that point, George didn't actually say whether or not we were right or wrong, but his smile was his tell. We knew we had passed the Wonka test, at that point.
Post yfw we were saddled with Dabid and Dabider because they knew about the most popular theory surrounding the books which is apparent even from a cursory reading of the first book
Ryder Murphy
I don't want to believe
Why the fuck would they obey GREY WORM
Levi Martin
ARYA AND TWENTY GOOD MEN
CAP THIS
James Ward
AFAIK there are no watch members left alive except Jon and Sam, but Jon will probably arrive at the Wall next episode and find 10,000 fully trained and uniformed watch members ready to be led by him as, let's face it, the units are cheap.
Jeremiah Roberts
He didn't "heavily criticize" Tolkinen. He was speaking as a fan, somebody who loved Tolkien's work, and how he as a writer wanted to respond to them. How much of a brainlet do you have to be to think he hates Tolkien when his own work is so heavily influenced by him?
Fans sometimes critique the things they love. They identify short comings, weaknesses, not because they hate it, but because they've explored it a lot and are intimately familiar with it, and constantly think about it in ways that plebs who don't know it well don't bother. The average movie-watching idiot can't possibly understand GRRM's opinions on Tolkien because they haven't read his books 20 times like he has.
Joshua Thomas
Needs laserbeam eyes
Wyatt Butler
I'm not worried about GRRM finishing the books.
What I am worried about is us getting a reboot of GOT
Samuel Jones
The Arya sex scene was by far the most disturbing and immersive thing I've ever seen, and I've seen people be stoned to death, beheaded, hanged, etc., some in person (I'm brown). I don't know what possessed the Davids to write that filth in, or who asked for it among the viewer base, but it is truly a sign that we live the most debased, morally bankrupt period since the fall of the Romans.
Brody Scott
>Jon just fucks off to hang out with his wildling niggas anyway
Grey Worm, you worthless sack of shit, Bomber Dany should have caught you in the crossfire, at least that way there's no way to stop the chimp out. Mad Dany shall forever be /ourgirl/ and was assassinated in the final episode of the show for reasons
Christian Harris
You might be surprised user.
Xavier Phillips
FUCKING FAT OLD
Christian Ortiz
and just like that grey worm agreed.
based d&d
Henry Scott
anyone have any old marcus memes?
this new stuff sucks lol
Juan Fisher
why did they do it bros
Anthony Turner
That fat fuck thought this was a big secret? Embarrassing
Lincoln Moore
You're right. There are a lot of brainlet faggots out there.
Jaxson Clark
Reminder that this ending is what happens when you plan a trilogy in the 1990s that develops into a septology and veers completely out of control but you refuse to change your ending to incorporate the developments you've made. That and making things palpable for audiences so they can feel that someone's still a "good guy" instead of grey. Hence Dany going full genocide so no one can possibly defend her or see her as both good and bad so Jon seems righteous in killing her.
Aiden Ross
Knowing how dumb D&D are they probably said A+N =J
Christopher White
>Burn all my notes before they get their hands on them and realise I wrote about 10% the amount Tolkien did in his fucking letters to fans and colleagues
You stupid fat fuck
Kayden Long
They could pull a FMA:Brotherhood and make something good outta of it.
That wouldn't be for a long time though.
Liam Taylor
*Grey Worm finally gets on a boat and fucks off*
>Jon: Hey guys do I still need to go back to the wall?
Henry Miller
It's well documented that all they really wanted to do was to adapt 'le epic Red Wedding'
David Green
>D&D got the show because GRRM is completely tech illiterate (still writes on some fucking 80s DOS machine because he doesn't know how to turn off autocorrect) and so he never did a google search and found that "who is Jon Snow's mother" has gotten you R+L=J since the 90s
Cooper Hernandez
Why the hell isn't Grey Worm being executed for murdering surrendering troops and civilians
Thomas Ross
Its empty your Grace...
Alexander Morris
>GRRM is somehow responsible for D&D's fuckery
he can be accused of many things, but not that
Gabriel Bailey
"Jon Rivers mother is Dany, right?"
Gabriel Martinez
Her Dothraki and Unsullied will carry on her good work in Essos. She'll be a martyr.
Andrew Price
DAVOOOS PLEEAAASE AAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!
Jayden Turner
>A+N =J
>dumb
That would be for galaxy brains only, brainlets that think R+L=J
Grayson Taylor
Empty..... I don't even care anymore Lancel. What's the bloody point of it all
Gavin Cruz
Don't fucking act like they weren't, they had to come up with an ending for this tv show that is arguably the hardest to end in television history, not everyone was going to be satisfied.
Of course they could have a slightly better job with writing but they would always be criticized at every tiny thing and detail..
Jason Taylor
>you refuse to change your ending to incorporate the developments you've made.
What? Of course George has changed the fucking ending. His original outline had part of the ending being Jon and Tyrion fighting it out for who gets to bang Arya.
Logan Edwards
shh don't think
Aiden Sullivan
Easton Jones
What is a fun start?
Jacob Johnson
God, she's so cute when she's angry
Gabriel Torres
Dylan Martinez
>Her Dothraki and Unsullied will carry on her good work in Essos.
So Grey Worm discovers Qyburn' recipe for napalm and burns all the cities in Essos to ash?
Adrian Williams
He can though. It's one thing if this was a trilogy, but following a story that goes on on and on and hits all these tangents all to arrive at the same conclusion that was fit for a much simpler story is exactly how you get How I Met Your Mother.
Isaiah King
>tfw they're so desperate to remove the foreign horde that they're willing to bend to this guy's every demand.
Samuel Jackson
the point was that they had actually read the books and theories about the plot. GRRM didn't think they'd come up with the answer themselves.
you need to understand that a lot of Hollywood people never actually read anything but just bluff their way through.
Juan Wilson
t. dabid
Tyler White
>but they would always be criticized at every tiny thing and detail..
The big difference is how many people criticize them.
Juan Turner
I remember reading how George warned Dabid not to disregard a seemingly irrelevant character because they become important later on and they didn't listen
Bentley Cook
I dont get it
Brayden Perez
>A+N=J
These fucks never even considered that a possibility, they googled for 5 Minutes at Max and just parroted Lyanna back at the fatty who somehow thought nobody would ever guess his amazing riddle
Eli Clark
>implying they even know who the fuck Ashara is
Aaron Nelson
Aggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
Julian Cruz
Exactly. If you see some of the new fantasy shit that gets passed in this day in age it will make you weep user. A New York Times bestseller was nothing more then gay bestiality shit.
Eli Sanchez
im gonna post this to r/gameofthrones when the times right, peep the watermark on littlefinger
Luis Lewis
Nice.
Eli Moore
That's alright, Lancel. You're a good lad, take the rest of the day off. I think I'd rather be alone. I'll see you tomorrow.
Jackson Hughes
>tfw God Queen just died and your only demand is sent the mean Manlet to the wall to hang out with his friends and his dog
Pathetic.
Dylan Clark
they needed to plan the whole series in advance, and adapt all of GRRM's major plot points instead of picking and choosing which to use and which to replace with OC.
just taking out Dragonbinder and adding the Night King probably made it impossible to write a cohesive ending.
Christopher Rogers
just google Tolkien + racism.
Matthew Murphy
It's sad to say, but this season actually would have been massively improved if it had played out as a Tolkien-style good versus evil clash.
It wouldn't come anywhere near the heights that Book Dany's fall will approach, but the Mad Queen arc is such a colossal failure in the show that dedicating all six episodes to the White Walkers and a more conventional ending would have delivered adequate fare, rather than the thundering disappointment we've gotten.
Adam James
How do they walk down the street without people screaming at them?
Hudson Jenkins
Oh no.What's wrong Bobby B?
Jacob Rivera
>piles upon piles of "young adult" trash for borderline illiterate mongoloids
makes me sad
Michael Fisher
Seeing all of /got/ bend the knee to Crazy Hot Dany was worth it desu
Austin Parker
haha irrelevant like Aeron amirite hahaha
Mason Long
yeah im sure strong belwas will be huge
Eli Robinson
It's because the legalities of Robert's Rebellion were built on not the total rejection of the Targaryen dynasty but on the rejection of Aerys and his descendants specifically. If you agree that Aerys lost his right to rule Westeros (and pass the throne to his descendants) by his tyranny, then after discounting Aerys and his descendants the next in line is Robert Baratheon.
It's the same reason that Tyrion being attainted for treason and kinslaying doesn't mean that Cersei, the next in line after him, loses the right to Casterly Rock, because Tyrion's exile meant him and his descendants lost any rights to the Rock -- it wasn't a total rejection of the Lannister dynasty's control over the castle, just the rejection of his part.
Michael Gomez
That was the original outline and that wasn't the ending anyway since he didn't reveal that part. And funny thing about that outline, he's said he's still writing pretty much the same characters and only the fates of secondary people have really changed
Chase Ortiz
Yandere Dany is cute and funny but I like this Dany better
Zachary Peterson
>tfw /got/ has FINALLY been proven right all along
Reminder that until this year the popular consensus has been that GOT had continued to be great. It was still winning Emmy's back to back. /got/ was practically alone in shouting out that the show had gone to shit. But now, everyone agrees that not only is S8 shit, but the show has been going downhill ever since it stopped following the books. Which /got/ has been fucking saying ever since our shitposting coalesced into an eternal general. Vindication is fucking sweet.
Dominic Walker
BRING ME MORE WINE
Luke Taylor
Gods I was so cool in the books... But books are for nerds anyways
>Kingslayer (Balon)
>Kinslayer (also Balon)
>Forestslayer (every tree on the Iron Islands to build 1000 ships in 2 weeks)
>Snakeslayer (Obara and Nymeria)
>Queenlayer (Cersei)
>Fleetslayer (Dany's x3)
>Dragonslayer (Rhaegal)
>Kingslayerslayer (Jaime)
Even depressed and butchered, Euron Greyjoy still has the best track record on planetos
Owen Cooper
Reminder secondary characters like Stannis and Euron, their stories were not told to by GRRM to D&D
Samuel Sanchez
user
GET IN HERE
WERE TELLING BOAR STORIES
Levi Howard
>3 different final villains in 4 episodes
Let me off D&D's wild ride
Caleb Phillips
I gotta disagree. Those faggots have a shitty- track record; the only reason they got the shot for GOT was due to David's rich banker daddy.
Their faggots who are good at copying the hard work of GRRM and got bored with GOT like a moldy fleshlight and lazily slapped together 13 episodes to finish it
Hunter Wright
This is the best Dany has ever been, but without an entire season (or at least five full episodes) backing it up, plus proper seeding in the past two or three seasons, it's going to retroactively ruin the entire show.
Especially if she dies halfway through the last episode and then the Unsullied and Dothraki just fuck off, as now seems almost certain. Can you even imagine?
Lincoln Rodriguez
We couldn't protect it
Curse you DnD
Carter Morales
Daniel Myers
still miffed about bran being made a useless character. had practically no role in the defeat of the NK, nor understanding his motives and messages.
and now he's going to be king for some reason?
Parker King
>Your grace, what is your command ?
Caleb Perry
they're going to spend the next 3 years hiding in a secure Disney facility, figuring out how to add nudity to Star Wars with Rian Johnson.
Andrew Gutierrez
Jacob Perez
>khal drogo will never whisper in your ear that your his khaleesi and embrace you in his masculine arms as he penetrates you
Blake Campbell
>Betrayed the Tyrells for the Lanisters.
>not a bad person.
Does D&D not understand that got is about morally grey characters?
Lucas Rivera
This Dany fucking sucks, Mad Queen Dany is better
Camden Mitchell
>steppenigger
gross
Elijah Phillips
Will coffee do, Your Grace?
Ryan Scott
Sorry, my queen.
I couldn't protect this smile. All i have left is the exile.
Ayden Anderson
That would at least redeem SOME of the bullshit from this season, though.
So, did anyone else notice that Bran was Warged until NK was standing in front of him. NK then just pauses and stares at Bran for several seconds. Almost like a "dude, what the fuck?" Moment, until Arya magically pops out and pokes him.
I'd laugh if NK was bejng controlled most of the time, and then Dany as well at KL, all so Bran could make himself king by manipulating events to meet that end.
Jeremiah Adams
>We all thought that thing on Emilia wondering around London aimlessly for 2 hours was overreacting bullshit.
Bros it's not fair, to us or her
Michael Nguyen
How did he get that dinghy past Euron's fleet and into that secret cave then get back to Jon's camp?
And if he now knew there was a secret passage and a way in, why didn't he tell Jon to tell Dany so they could take out Cersei in one fell swoop without killing a single soldier on the field?
Ryder Martin
>Started watching season 1 again
I want to go back to it all again, lads
Oliver Torres
Dany is going to die in slow motion to this music:
Cameron Ortiz
>actual plate armour
Chase Rogers
because subversion
Cameron Garcia
Read books
Sebastian Stewart
>How did he get that dinghy past Euron's fleet and into that secret cave then get back to Jon's camp?
Parker Sanders
This. The mad queen is a great arc, dreadfully executed
Jason Rodriguez
You now can skip all the wall scenes
Daniel Miller
The time for theories is past user, there is only the sweet relief of anger and hate now. Let it flow through you
Noah Mitchell
I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN
Parker Gutierrez
Def GRRM's ending that D&D kinda botched the leadup to
Bentley Reyes
piss into a Bowlwine
Brandon Ramirez
Benioff wrote 25th hour and Troy. you don't need much of a track record to be ahead of most of Hollywood and the show didn't start out with a very high budget.
nepotism exists but if every rich asshole could helm a show or movie then TV and film would be x1000 worse.
Charles Young
Just don't think about it
Cooper Diaz
This, just a couple threads back we were all happily discussing Ned Stark being the most fuckable autist in westeros and now we've just hit bedrock.
Jacob Harris
what is happening with his civil war fiction series? lol
John Perry
...
Jayden Cox
desu that's pretty based
Jason Martin
it didn't have that much potential because insanity isn't really that interesting if you treat it remotely realistically.
the idea only seems fun if you imagine Dany being like Palpatine, i.e. not really mad. but then you've got to write a story where she has proper goals for heroes to thwart, and that has to be interesting in itself.
Jack Stewart
I assumed they'd explain what Bran had actually been doing during the Long Night in the next episode, but we got LITERALLY NOTHING.
Cooper Nelson
He also did the screenplay for X-men wolverine origins. Which single-handedly fucked the franchise
He decided to make deadpool ( the merc with the mouth ) have his mouth sewed together
His track record his microwaved ass; and he's a big ol fagatron
Eli Collins
Why didn't Qyburn install an override function on his zombie?
Samuel Murphy
Jaime did a near 180 in character from over the course of s1 to s4 over a in-universe span of a year or two, then has done another 180 from the start of s8 to the end of s8 which spans about 2 or 3 days, kek.
Mason Taylor
There should be story events in every start but I only played aegon's conquest and the show starts.
Carter Sanchez
BESSIE. GET ME BESSIE
Isaiah Moore
Why they kill my bb girl like this?
Jaxon Parker
My boy Bronn is top dog of coin, whatever that is
Nathaniel Cooper
>is there anyone like a prodigy or any sort of supplemental material/more lore to draw from like Tolkien did or are we just fucked if he croaks?
Me.
Henry Murphy
I liked troy but it was carried entirely by the actors and director. I will give him credit that Hector and Achilles' exchange (verbal) before their fight had a great poetry but for all I know it's actually from the Iliad, it's been too long since I read it and watched it
Tyler Perez
GRRM larping as a Targ shit