600 POUND LIFE FATKINO GENERAL #3

>Mexican women

so the womans actually fatter than the guy

inb4 she demands another apartment because she has to go in sideways

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Holy fuck she can't even get in the door

>get stuck in a standard doorway going sideways

This show is amazing.

>we've been working hard for 4 months now
wat

why don't they just reduce the size of doorways to fast food joints

lose it or die

cute and tardpilled

Help bros I just got here
What have I missed and why are none of the streams working for me?

>WORKING HARD

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Doesn't Dr. Now own the apartment complex that he corrals all these fatties?

her name is vaginaey

to be fair her body isnt humanly shaped, its like a blob with sharp edges

F

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I would DESTROY him sexually.

Mexican have some fucked up genetics. Some are little goblin manlets/womanlets, some are predisposed to balloon as soon as they hit a certain age, it's fascinating.

allan the fucking champ

this bitch hasnt done anything but complain

makes you appreciate everything at dr nows supersized office

THIS BITCH AIN'T EVEN 600 LBS. SHOWS OVER EVERYONE GO FUCKING HOME

6 4 8
5 9 4

I'm legit surprised she doesn't weigh more.

>Working hard for 4 months

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SIX-HUNDRED FOURTY-EIGHT

V and A Vienna looks like a nice place lets go with that

Oh god no! Is this real? Is the pupper okay?

Does Dr. Now own them? Is this a total scam?

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wait how is she 594 but cant fit through a door sideaways

Allan is the true 600 pounder! Yay, Allan!

>the weak should fear the strong

>It was harder on me than on him

Goddamn this bitch.

I hope Allan plays Rainbow Six or Final Fantasy XIV!

>she's below 600
wew

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>AT LEAST I'M BELOW 600
wow congrats, you fat lard

hello y'all

Dr.Now seems to be in a pretty good mood.

The manlet thing is the biggest one
>t.5'7 taco

>Implying it wasn't hard on Allen
>Implying he didn't make it there without complaining by sheer force of will

>Oh god no! Is this real?
yes
>Is the pupper okay
no the whale killed him

How is Allan heavier than her and still more mobile?

calm before the storm

>[Jaws Theme Song Starts Playing]

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its the first appointent so he doesnt have much to be angry about

Women: Natural narcissists

Body Horror INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh that's a layggzz

torrent link? yes i'm watching the stream.

oh right mini my bad lmao

YOWIE WOWIE!

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OH GOD

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No one guessed within the needed parameters.

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i was called a retard a week or two back for guessing 585 on a weigh in lol

Fuck that sore Jesus

>That sore

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT

HERE IT COMES

OH MY FUCIKNG GOD

BODY HORROR CHECKED

we getting to see some action boys

NO NO NO NO NO NO
WHY!?

>I see you have descended abdomen down to your feet
>does that ever get in the way for you there?
Lmao based dr now

Fuck off? He actually dead? fuck.... that is messed up. Day of the (strengthened) rope when?

OHHHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
FUCK

>that sore
oh god

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>one of you will be burying the other one soon
SAVAGE

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That looks like a ballsack with fordyce spots

>Casually says 'one of you will be burying the other soon'

Holy fuck Dr Now

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I CANT UNSEE THAT

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Yeah, I'm going to spoiler this one.

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what a fascinating show

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>they would have lost 150 lbs by now

>Be 356 pounds IRL
>See this thread

God I feel so much better about myself. I can actually say these 600 lb assholes deserve the humiliation. Christ.

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>One of you will be burying the other one soon

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the human body is disgusting

oy gevalt

I swear I saw smt like this on Total recall

why is dr. now's speech spliced together? does he stutter or something irl?

fatass

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don't kind yourself dude

This is either from Left For Dead or Dead Space

you know they didn't start at 600lbs you fat fuck

That was like a scene from a horror movie with a top notch SFX scene.

sorry no tv here... omg wtf??? Dios mio por favor salvame de algo así!!!

Get even fatter. Go on the show. Meet Dr. Now.

It's a win-win, user. You get to be a resplendent fat ass and eat all you want AND get to meet the Dr.

made the joke 2 threads ago
>open your mind
>open your mind
>open your mind

you're a fat sack of shit and a normal-sized person feels the same way about you that you do about them

I cannot properly express my disgust

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FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I AM KRANG SKRAAAAAAH!

This. I'm gonna see if /x/ knows how to transcend mortality yet.

Go hard, meet Dr. Now. Talk about Bane

2nd mouth

why are there so many dog movies but so few cat movies?

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>one of you will be burying the other soon
>.JPG

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it's a cacodemon

what the fuck even is this movie, I thought it was homeward bound but its a fucking reincarnating dog or something

user you need to do something about that right fucking now. At 214 currently I'm completely disgusted with myself.

I need you to lose 30 pounds before the next fatkino.

BOOMER

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You still have the means to lose weight fatty.
30 minutes of walking and less garbage in your gullet.
You can do it.

>fatlard squeezes into mcpoison
>eats 60,000 calorie meal
>can't get out
Do they just live there at that point? Like make a little dwelling at one of the tables with a closed off cabin kind of deal?

Everybody's speech is spliced together in these shows. They're called frankensentences. Editors use them to control the pace and help create a narrative in "unscripted" television.

How the fuck do they determine what to blur in this situation.

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P I L L S
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>Shouldn't be used by elders with dementia due to increased risk of death or stroke

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Those holes in her pants.
She literally doesn't even try to look at least a little presentable.

>Be 230 pounds IRL
>See this post

I too feel better about myself.

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Would you rather be bipolar or have total scrotal implosion

take this medication to cure your mania and bipolar disorder
you might have a stroke, permanent muscle spasms, or vertigo using this medication

yeah, I was wondering that, her genitals are there??

It's like unnecessary censorship, they do it just for the ratings bump.
>imagine the gash smell

Wtf? Whatever go fuck yourself you fucking dumbasses. At least I have a job and a girlfriend.

bipolar is actually very easily controllable with lithium so i’ll take it

>be 158
>trying to lower bf

threads a blessing

>Operational procedure warning

HERE WE GO LADS

>Mothered
so TLC is doing incest shows too now?

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kids cant cope with losing their pets so you take them to this movie and tell them that all of their dogs are actually their first dog reincarnated

ALLEN NO!

FUCK YOU user I JUST VOMITTED ON MY FLOOR.
FUCKING JESUS.

>television in the fireplace

Might as well go all out gross desu

mirin' genuinely healthy meal

these guys might make it

looks like both puppers are okay you guys

ALLEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

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Allen why.

You're better than this, Allen.

its okay he knows it shouldnt, its just sometimes

>orders enough food at a restaurant to get a handle bag

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Guys I recently divorced a bipolar alcoholic wouldn't rec the bipolar chick approach it's not worth it desu

>Fast food order comes in a literal shopping bag

Oh that ain't a good sign.

ALLAN NO

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2 paths before you,user. The first is to LOSE the weight and stave off the presence of death. The second is to GAIN until you can appear on fatkino,abandon all delusions of control. Now. Choose.

You spoke too soon.

This post didn't age well

ALLEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

>Alan is the one cheating and not the Mexican
OHNONONONONONONOOOO

>pushing 430
>well proportioned nonetheless
>still love this show
stay mad thincels

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lmao id rather be homeless than a fatass

Even the Downie at my local Publix has a girlfriend and job.

why don't this people count calories? like you can still go to your fast-food joint

ALLAN NO!!! DON'T CHEAT!!!

fucking nevermind, allen never gonna make it

> sad piano music intensifies

>I just hope it doesnt mess our progress up
>orders everything on the menu
wtf Allen

>eat canned tuna and veggies once
>go to pedro's grease shack
"i hope it don't affect muh progress"

>FBI fingerprint checked
the fuck

ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!~~~

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>job (janny)
>girl (tranny)

Oh no no no

This. I’m about 35 pounds overweight and feel like a absolute monstrosity. But I’ve cut down on sweets and I eat less in general. I just need to get used to waking early to exercise.

good for you
also my motorcycle is lighter than you

Oh thank you Jesus! These cunts should be culled.

Well that was surprising

PROGRESS LADS

>I hope dis don't mess up everything
>orders half of the menu
Allan pls

>That sextuplet show
White trash Osomatsu-kun

>She lost more than him

HOLY PLOT TWIST

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YOU BLEW IT ALLAN

EVEN THE COW LOST MORE

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No one wants to watch a movie where the main character sleeps for 70% of it

La goblina is putting Allan to shame!

WHAT A FUCKING PLOT TWIST

omg!

Women haters BTFO

GUYS What's the funniest 600lb episode?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ALAN WEIGHS 620!!!!

speaks a lot about the people who actually gain weight on the show and say it's water weight or that they just cheated "as a reward"

OH NO THE 600 POUND MAN IS A WASTE OF OXYGEN JUST LIKE THE WOMAN WOMAN BOOHOO

woman whose name i forgot gonna make it

gotta leave allen's ass behind, allen is the past

WTF HOW DID SHE MAKE IT AND NOT ALLEN

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Shit, didnt see this coming.
SHE made it and HE didn't.
Yikes, did anybody vote that in the strawpoll?

steven's

You guys are so fucking stupid. Keep talking that shit on a keyboard. I'd love for you to fight me I'd kick your ass because I'm a lot bigger than you.

Insert Tyra banks Jpeg/gif here.

>guy loses 28lbs cause of cheat days
>fat entitled bitch loses 68lbs
its moments like these I watch fat kino

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we'll just never know
*orders a gallon of cheese*

ALLAN!

I trusted you!
I believed in you!
I supported you!
I wanted you to succeed!

YOU FAILED ME!

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>I want her to go first
>Well that's good because your progress wasn't as good
poor Allen

I'm only down 10lbs so far but I've changed my diet considerably, I'm also avoiding carbs as much as possible.

>you seem to be sneaking food still
>*burps*
LMAO

I doubt you can even lift your leg above your knee, fatty

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY YOUR WEIGHT, NOT THE SCALE!

you'd be outta breath in 15 seconds my dude

EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED BIGOTS

Steven and Justin's? Part 1 and 2?

WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!!!!

I've never been this disappointed in my life

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>400
>well proportioned
lol

Definitely Steven Assanti, but the last one Angie? Was good because she was such a cunt to her beta feeder husband.

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delusional

fuck you, allan

I believed in you

yep

I'd just hit you and run away, good luck catching me.

just noticed dr. now keeps an american flag pin on the lapel of his coat, absolutely based and patriotic individual

You were the chosen one Allan! You were supposed to balance the scale, not break it!

god damn. Dr Now is so wise

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i hope he feeds her liquid milkshakes with peanut butter
fuck this worthless whore

Thanks bros, I'm going in.

for sure mate you weight three time as much
you could fall on me and I could die

Yassssss user slay kween yasss!
This is also acceptable.

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Don't need to run, just walk up some elevation or stairs

jesus fucking god

2deep2me

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damn

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isnt that a medical pin or something?

How do these broke fuckers who could only afford a one way trip pay for this procedure?

Anyone else get the feeling that Allan isn't with us anymore?

Schenee

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Should artificial insemination be made illegal for fatties who have had weight loss surgery?

>fat entitled bitch not only lost all the weight in one go but got surgery
>the guy who did all the actual work ended up cheating and ruining himself
did anyone honestly see this coming? is this fatkino?

He's a cool guy. You can tell he's patriotic - the episode where he put up with Assanti, he went full Texan and wasnt a our to put up with his bullshit. I like based Nowzaradin.

PLOT TWIST!!! SHE DIES ON THE OPERATING TABLE!!

>first time under 500 in almost 20 years

jesus christ

he's from Irarian ancestry, has fear for his life.

N-no it's okay....
H-h-he's still losing!
It'll.... It'll get better....
Allan will be okay!!!

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TWO American flags and the TX flag. God bless him.

WE'RE LOSING HER

OH SHIT

oh god was that the fatass who kept asking dr nwo if he believes in god at the end?

SHE FUCKIN DIED

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OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

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they're killing Kuato

WE KINO NOW

OH SHIT LADS

YESSSSS
DIEEEEEE HAHAHAHAHAHHA

SHE'S FLATLINING
GET THE CRASH CART

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

>Docta Now do you believe in gawd?

HOLY SHIT

FATTY GON DIE

OH no

PANIC

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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O NO O NO O NO O NO

OHNONONONONONO

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holy fucking shit, this man cannot be stopped

PLEASE tell me he's american born so he can run for president. otherwise we'll amend the constitution

oh shit plot twist

LA GOBLINA ESTA MUERTE

>THAT COMMERCIAL BREAK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

F

>She dies
>Allan uses it as a wakeup call and becomes /fit/
It would be kino

SHE'S DEAD!!!!

oh shit

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WHAT THE FUCK NO

Oh boy here we go.
Have we ever lost someone on this show?

oh god oh fuck
oh god oh fuck

Well, you were... kinda close

Looks like he's the ONLY one now.

I just want to pop in and say thanks to the fatfags for staying in only a few threads rather than spamming the whole board.

What work?

ANOTHER TWEEST!
has anyone died on the fucking show yet?

OH FUCK SHE'S FATLINING

one less fatty

>TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO

Everyone will die someday.

this is the 2nd person who died this SEASON

I DONT THINK ALLAN COULD HANDLE HER PASSING

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This is bingo user, I’m sorry I can’t do the chart tonight. I am out of town and unable to plant myself in front of a screen for hours. I am glad to see somebody else doing it.

Iranians are more american than the americans.

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F

DONT CUT TO COMMERCIAL YOU BASTARDS

MORREU A GORDA

PLACE YOUR BETS LADS

DOES SHE MAKE IT OR NOT

THIS IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER OF MY LIFE

> turns out the "flatline" sound was just the microwave, her nuggets are ready

he was the one who took care of her and did all the driving, she sat on her ass the entire time

...Now a word for our defibrillation sponsor, come to JCPenny for shocking deals

Iranian import, but one of the based ones that came over.

>fatty just died
>"alive" commercial
Is this kino?

she makes it

And some will die this day.
V&A. That's who.

Based Allan playing the long game. He's real happy he ate those burritos now.

Not Cool! hahfsdhadhfahdfhahahahhahhalolokekekekekekek

EXPECTATIONS OFFICIALLY SUBVERTED

GIVE THESE PRODUCERS THE EMMY

We know not to spread our stench unlike gotturds, capeshitters and starshitters

she gone

why the fuck do they have to mention that a birth control pill doesnt prevent STIs????

>See our ad in cosmopolitan or phone xxx-xxx-xxx

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>americans are conned into taking so much medication they have to hire people to sort it for them
kek based

She makes it.

She's going to that big buffet in the sky.
The Lord is my shepherd pie; I shall not want. He causes me to lie down in collard green pastures; He leads me beside still raging waters caprisuns. He restores my soul; He leads me in paths of righteousness for His name's sake.

cuz us 'mericans are retarded

And yet she lost but he FUCKED UP and didnt. Too bad.

She's going to the big long john silvers in the sky.

just barely makes it.

People believe it does, a surprising amount of them actually.

People are incredibly stupid, user

>I take pills every day

kek you americans are hilarious

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>"Surgery was a mistake."

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Robert

hahahahahhaha this is what the fat cunt gets for sitting on doggos.

she lives

my mom washes before putting them in the dishwasher too

is this a femoid thing?

rip mamacita

Yeah, finna lose her life.

We already had 1 death this season :(

Hope she makes it

because americans are stupid and don't know shit about taking care of themselves.

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She back, I can't take this KINO

No. Restaurants also rinse dishes before the dishwashers.

OH FUCK SHE'S DYING

Is...is she alive?

SHE'S GOING TO MAKE IT

hope you enjoyed that cheese robert
hope it real fucking tasty

she survived

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> "well, she's stabilized. but it took too long. she's in a coma."
> "what about him?"

wasn't that after the show?

SHE MADE IT

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A REAL AMERICAN

>too fat to sit in a car without getting winded
>too fat to lie on an operating table without almost dying

Shitty dishwashers don't always clean well. Not a woman thing.
Dishwashers are a waste of time and money.

VNA's DNA needs to be monitored by a CNA

Imagine coming out of anesthesia all drowsy and the first thing you see is Dr. Now 2 inches from your face telling you you literally just died.

Dr. Now about to give her another heart attack. He needs to chill

Does Justin Assanti stream?? He has equipment next to his computer that looks like a mic.

No, it was during. They showed his funeral.

>"I'm sick of protein"

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this is the correct answer

>T. Fatty Boombalatty