Hey Merry, this is my daughter Eleanor. Isn't she lovely?
Hey Merry, this is my daughter Eleanor. Isn't she lovely?
Liam Allen
Sebastian Perez
Joshua Bennett
*hits pipe*
sam, let me explain something ive been dwelling upon
Justin Baker
>literally marries a barmaid
I'll bet she's not his
Landon Lee
DON'T SAY IT, MERRY
Levi Myers
Just think about it rationally
Grayson Taylor
... Sam... I have to explain to you something...
Carson Anderson
This
Aaron Foster
Why didn't Sauron detected Gollum and Bilbo when they used the ring?
Eli Sanders
*AHEM*
*hits pipe*
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
Lincoln Nguyen
Sam, just think about it logically
Hudson Evans
>being too dumb to realize your ethnic group and thus your offspring benefits from well reared children of both sexes
>being an atomized americuck who will die alone full of sour grapes
I would have pity if you weren't so loathsome
Bentley Lewis
>getting roped in by a meme
Elijah Miller
What do the following characters have all in common?
>Thingol
>Olwe
>Turgon
>Celeborn
>Tar-Palantir
>Elrond
>Sam
William King
>your ethnic group
nuclear cringe
Cooper Campbell
It’s a meme dude
You don’t need to criticise it in a thread started as a joke so that someone would post it
Brody Peterson
>when sam was busy sharing the load rosie cotton was busy slamming ass all around the shire
Christopher Smith
>Forgetting that Sam is now the biggest chad in the shire since he helped save the world
he's probably cucking her desu
Jace Torres
Sam’s a fucking war hero bro, he’s the most alpha in the shire now
Camden Garcia
proof that /pol/ is cancer. faggots like this bring politics and race into every thread.
Lincoln Mitchell
No, he was distracted by the battle at his front gate.
Blake Gutierrez
based and redpilled
Zachary Foster
She was sharing plenty of loads.
Kayden Mitchell
Kayden Russell
Why is Merry such a chad and Pinpin such a cuck?
Luis Evans
Whew lad
Adam Nguyen
Wow nigga do you expect me to read all that shit
Zachary Wilson
>muh /pol/
Kayden Williams
Someone hasn't thought about it rationally
Brayden Ross
At least Thingol got something in exchange for his daughter. All the other dudes just got cucked. Imagine raising your elf daughter, feeding and housing her for centuries, just to have some dude come in and turn her into his personal fleshlight for free. Think about it logically.
Ryan Cook
Because the ring had not yet awoken