600 POUND LIFE FATKINO GENERAL #2

600 POUND LIFE FATKINO GENERAL

BRAND NEW EPISODE ON TLC! NOW!

Tonight's TLC schedule
8pm-10pm EST: Vianey & Allen's Story (NEW)
>Vianey and Allen are locked in a co-dependent relationship based on a shared love of food; as they head to Houston, they will soon find out if their relationship can handle the strain of growing healthy together.
10pm-11pm EST: Dr Pimple Popper - A Lipoma is Born (NEW)
>Art has one big bump on his head; Barbara's back lump becomes more noticeable after she loses weight; Hilda's depression is a result of a multitude of bumps on her eyelids; Bob has two painful bumps on his back
11pm-12am EST: Charity's Story (replay from S3 2015)
>An overweight woman struggles with flesh-eating bacteria and butterfly shaped fat deposits; unexpected news threatens her weight loss journey
12am-2am: Vianey & Allen's Story (replay of newest episode)
>Vianey and Allen are locked in a co-dependent relationship based on a shared love of food; as they head to Houston, they will soon find out if their relationship can handle the strain of growing healthy together.

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mobility?
honey help me out here

Husband will make it and not the women he just looks more motivated

the guys going to lose weight but the wifes going to cheat on him with food while hes away

What accent is that on the husband?

>ice cream
>chips
>cookies
>"safer plan"
OHNONONONONONO

southern retard

>you gained weight
>i got hit by uh uh a asteroid

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>top of grocery list is ice cream

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>That shopping list

top jej

>Healthy meal
>Steak and chicken

>spent a week going over the one sheet of paper that tells them what to eat
>haven’t started dieting
>still buying trash

He has a speech impediment from a brain injury as a kid

>ICE CREAM
>COOKIES
>CHIPS

FIRST 3 ITEMS ON THE SHOPPING LIST KEK

It seriously should be a crime to be so fat. Like suicidal people get committed for their own safety, at a certain point they should be committed to a fat jail and just starved back to normal

Fat fuck cope

I hate people who talk like that guy

did he just buy a bucket of icecream?

This guy is so fucking retarded that he might legitimately succeed if he just follows orders like the dog he is.

The woman is WAY too wrapped up in her victim complex to make it.

ahaha what a fucking plan cutting snack one by one LMAO

it's the "i hitted muh head" accent

steak and chicken is healthy senpai

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you hate people who are mentally retarded?

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stop spamming retard

Steak and chicken is good for you. The gravy and potatoes are bad.

>red meat
>healthy

WEW CHILD

>only stream that works is Arconai
I HATE IT

he's retarded bro

What the fuck, anons.

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Are you implying that those aren't healthy? Steak is questionable but chicken is top

Stop mocking his speech lads he hit his head on the ground as a baby he mentioned it at the start

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who wants to bet we get a delivery scene before their next video call?

BEANS

have sex

>(1) O REN ISHII
>COTTONMOUTH
>(2) VERNITA GREEN
>COPPERHEAD
>(3) BUDD
>SIDE WINDER
>(4) ELLE DRIVER
>CALIFORNIA MOUNTAIN SNAKE
>(5) BILL

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tonights episode someone stream this shit on twitch so we can watch with no commercials

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dubs on this

Alright, anons. Post guesses for weight here so I can update Laygz.

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>Fucking antidepressent ads on TV
>Half the fucking ad is for the side effects

Is this normal in the US?

>Posting the gay cat

Ding-dong diddly yikes

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Who would want that job tho? maybe janny

remember to ask your doctor for this medication if you think you’re a bipolar maniac!

>commericals for prescription drugs
how does that even work? its like a commercial that tells you to ask your mom to buy you something caues you cant get it yourself

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Allan gon make it, frens!

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I feel kind of bad for the guy.

632 and 617

What's wrong with what i said? Suicidal people get committed because they are a danger to themselves. These fat fucks are suiciding by food, they can't change except in very rare circumstances. They need to be forced into it. It's obscene that people are allowed to get to this state, they are obviously mentally deficient and need to be controlled.

630 on him, 675 on her

It is on the babyboomer channels. Also heart, kidney and liver pills.

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>downloading and re-streaming an entire 2 hour long tv show when it's already 30 minutes in

u wot m8?

>Is this normal in the US?
yes

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>Half the fucking ad is for the side effects
they're legally required to read every single side effect or else they'll get sued when something happens. They usually get sued anyway because you cant list every side effect

too early
they're not even in the car to Houston yet

>significant amount of space from that to the next item
>as if ice cream was the most important item and the other stuff they had to think about

>all of a sudden month four

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>that squeak
wtf

>White people

yes
pharmaceutical companies advertise because doctors in america will write prescriptions for whatever you ask for whenever you go in

yes

They do most of their advertising to doctors anyways. These are just to prep / implant the idea.

How do they not die from DVTs?

imagine falling and crushing the dogs

where to cop? that's honestly hype as fuck

>laps
I thought they meant around the block, not around the fuckng living room

the downloaded episode has the commercials cut out already if someone streams it, it will be done before the live episode is over

625 for him
655 for her

Why does he sound like he has Down syndrome

It would be kino to live in the apartment complex TLC puts all these fatties in. You could probably support yourself running them food throughout the day.

Just watched the Anjie J. ep

holy shit what a mess she was

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Allen's got a fucking battlestation

Head injury as a kid.

this is actually kinda genius on the guy's part, they only gave dr. now ballpark estimates of their weight so he can't accusing them of gaining yet

>yfw Allen is banging 10/10 bitches in his mansion with Dr. Now at the end of the episode and Vaginey is still fat

wait until the FDA requires them to advertise their prices in the ad

>that game station in a dark room
whats he playin

That guy looks like Nick Frost when he was in into the fatlands.

>it musta crawled under there for warmth

ufo fag

what is your opinion of the mad shippers who thought it was a gay love story

he has a head injury

>That foot

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Junior looks like a crackhead

This road trip is going to have some good food scenes I bet

HIs voice actually sounds synthetic to me, i suspect he may be a cyborg

VAPE CONFIRMED

has liposuction ever been tried on morbidly obese patients? I know it's for spot reduction on way less fatter people and it's doesnt fix cholesterol or heart problems, but I always wondered what it would look like if some surgeon was to absorb all these 600lb of yellow fat.

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Katawa shoujo

HER LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Only one of them is white

Dr Now is so sharp he could tell when one of the patients was on heroin, he can probably guess their weight with a 5 pound margin of error

"Packing is a LoOot for just the two of us." Oh please, we're upgrading houses and I'm pregnant af with an additional toddler and we still manage.

VAPE NAYSH

VAYPE
NAYSH

holy shit the poor ford is gonna burst

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>2hrs
>Muh feet hurt

impressed the truck can carry them

Just $5 a bottle with tumpcare :^)

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whoa, really? quick rundown?

MUH LAYGZ

TWO FRIES?

>GOING TO LONG JOHN SILVERS
NO NO NO NO

My nigga Allen over here driving and not complaining at all and Vaginey won't shut the fuck up

>That all,thank you

>Stopping at longjohns silvers
Not gonna make it

him 700 her 650

>"That's all"

I'm surprised Long John Silver's is still around.

>a large strawberry milkshake

must be a downgrade, she truly is sacrificing

It’s a Dakota not a Ford

now i get why every one drive a f150 heavy duty in the US

>"I wish my life was different"
>*orders a family 16 piece fish/chicken meal with 4 sides for dinner in your path*
based

chris rock had a bit on that a long ass time ago

Based Allen is going to make it

lol. I've never heard of anyone eating at that place

>she in pain

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>Vaginey orders the whole fucking menu and bitches the entire time. Allan toughs it out like a fucking chad

#teamallan

K I N O S H O T

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iirc it is only safe to loose a few pounds at a time with lipo.

Wait shit, this is an excellent opportunity to place bets on their weight before weigh in

Her: 585
Him: 640

>an exhausting tiring day
>sat in a truck for 4 hours

Built Ford Tough

lmao imagine being a housekeeper seeing two giant fatfuck 700 lbers waddle into your hotel

Is that long John silvers?

i think it would kill the person
liposuction is used on overweight people or ex-fatties to remove empty fat cells (they don’t go away easily) but on an obese person i’d be concerned about their body going into shock from the weight loss

>Based Allen hasn't complained even once
>Knows he needs to make some changes
>Tries to walk around when he can

Hope he makes it lads

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I think it was last episode or something but there was a fat white lady patient and Dr Now asked her if she was on opiates because she was showing signs of being on opiates. She got crazy offended and then Dr Now drug tested her and it came back positive for MULTIPLE drugs/

I go there sometimes, but only because it's attached to a Taco Bell and I'm a sinful degenerate who enjoys eating clams with a taco

There is NO excuse for being this fat

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>Stll not out of illinois

Holy shit this is pathetic.

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>Exhausted from just sitting
How

>allen i'm in so much pain
>youre in pain baby?

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>no bed
lmao

>day 2
>I hope we can leave illinois today

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TLC producers cutting the ties holding down the mattress.

yo shes gonna die lmao imagine being outta breath from a short walk

If that truck could talk

Mattress fell out HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

he hit his head though he might have a genuine mental issue

Did you miss last week's episode? Watch Angie's story. Dr could tell the bitch was on drugs from video chat

RIP BED

I was down eating with some friends and couldn't come watch the show sooner because a random cat came up and I had to pet it for 30 minutes.
What did I miss bros?

TLC probably untied the bed while they were asleep they are ruthless
>Hope he makes it lads
me too

> bed causes massive accident
> fatties get sued

true kinography

>One of the mattresses ran off

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>Giant tub of ice cream
>low fat milk
My sides every fucking time

is it good?

>MAH BED MAH BED

Get out and go pick it up, bitch!

>ALLEN, I WENT BALD B/C OF MUH LAYGZ

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>just spent $50 on fast food
can’t AFFORD NO BED

>just complains doesnt even fathom thinking of a solution
MUHH BED

>MUH BED

Press F for the bed

>muh bed

>back of the truck is mattresses and walkers
kek

>Eats the entire menu of Long John Silvers
>"We can't afford no bed!"

He's so based

sabotage!

Allan is on drugs, he's too chill to be on nothing

>IM FREE

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Why don't they just... go get the mattress?

I don't even know what long john silver's clams are actually made of but it isn't clams but I STILL love them HELP.

lipo is only for a certain kind of fat you wouldn't be able to get any of the real weight off for them. ALso they'd probably just die from shock or something

>lose bed
>WE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE LETS GO BACK HOME

>i was made to carry 1000lbs in the bed, not the cab

SHE JUST KEEPS ON COMPLAINING AND NAGGING FUCKING HELL HOW DOES ALLAN PUT UP WITH THIS BITCH

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PRESS'F' TO PAY RESPECTS FOR BED

HE MADE IT OUT ALIVE

Allen is a slow in the mind, but he seems kind of based and I think he's going to do it bro
The woman seems like a mess
They've also eaten a fuckton of food and Allen bought some ice cream, chips, and cookies for their diet at the store

F

>Allen not eating Chocolate
>Trying to get to Dr. Now as soon as possible
>Helping fix problems on their journey

Allen is too pure for this world

I'm just happy Kumiko is happy

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how can she be in this much pain sitting in a truck if she was always just sitting in the apartment

Here's her real thoughts
>"I lost my bed"
>"Thank god I have an excuse to eat chocolate now"

Why didn't they just grab the mattress? That shit doesn't disappear... it is just sittin in the ditch.

Pretty good.
based

my bed

what if it killed someone

selfish bitch

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please be honest with me
i’m a 25 year old and i’ve never even kissed a girl
does the average woman act like this one?

That bed had a hard life. It has EARNED it's freedom.

>the mattress couldn't take any more and leapt under a truck

there was food there

nah its gone bro, F

Stair issued lobotomy.

xans

>MUH LAYGZ? MORE LIKE MUH BAYD, AMIRITE?

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I cant wait to see the guy lose weight and the girl gain weight

>I need some chocolate or something to help me calm down
Fucking fatties. I would say they hoist themselves on their own petard but that's probably too much activity for them.

i think she was lying in a blob of fat in the apartment. vehicles seem to cramp up fatso legs.

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Do you think they can walk all that way?

lmao

entirely 100% this

plot twist

Dr now gives allan the operation and tells free willy to take a hike

Pretty much.

>That guy

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Yes
>t.woman

completely entitled and delusional? yeah pretty much

same and i'm glad the fags got BTFO

First link is shoa'd.

They can't walk. So if something is more then 10 feet away it may as well be gone.

depends on the girl

Someone post the guy in the Uhaul from last week.

>drug addicts can't stop doing drugs
>committed to rehab by police
>obese walrus can't stop spending government gibs on pizza and McDonald's
>nothing to see here

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stefan molyneux is coaching her? based

Fucking Hell all streams are shit.
I'm not American this is the only way I can watch this shit

>Insurance ad , drug ad, another drug ad, lawyer ad, debt ad

kek

>the mattress later commented about how the truck was a breath of fresh air

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Yes, but if you can get them, the good ones are much better at hiding it.

>midget show ad

Does anyone actually watch these other TLC shows? LPBW got boring like 10 years ago.

>That cunt kate +8 is still alive. How depressing.

>women is single for 10 years
>it's such an unusual event a show must be made about it

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I haven't met one yet that isn't. Maybe I have bad luck? Doubt it. Also at least 3 of them are schizophrenic.

>Kate + Date
Huh, forgot about those people. What happened to John after the divorce?

American decay & decline

NEW MATRESS

>that foot
jesus christ

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>Muh laygz

MY LAGYZ = CHECKED

it's that woman from jon and kate + 8 i think

>money orders
>no bank accounts
oh no no

Yes its why tranys are so popular

>Allen's shoe
Jesus. . .

If I were him I'd fuck a different girl every night with that much money he made. Why'd they get divorced anyway? I never kept up with that show

>sits in the car
>MUH LEGS
>steps one foot out of the car
>MUH LEGS

Has Allan even complained once? This bitch just never stops complaining

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Junior looks like a cock

I think without her dragging him down he wouldn't have been in this bad of shape to begin with. The way she ate that chocolate after the mattress fell out of the truck makes me think she drags him down.

>not watching 90day and jazz
missing out

The mattress did an impersonation of John.

Yea Forums has threads for I Am Jazz. I myself watch the polygamy shows and 90 day fiance

Allen isn't going to sleep for shit. That fat cunt next to him will whine all night.

What the fuck keeps them from just killing themselves at this point?

>Why'd they get divorced anyway?
IIRC it's because Kate is a hyper-giga bitch.

>it's someone else's fault I missed my appointment and didn't bring the correct forms and have no money or backup plans

classique

>i didnt have the forms
be real, there's no money after buying food

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YOU
DUMB
FAT
BITCH

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

...what exactly is their income
and this fatty bitch can't plan for shit

imagine being allan at this point

he is a real hero for not strangling her

>Cant even afford a motel

?

is the shrink based?

hes in a cover band of my chemical romance

FUMING

Back from shower,what did I miss,Why are they stuck?

Men who marry women like this have all the fight drained from them. They become hollow and just go with what ever.

>IM RICK JAMES

They could have used the money they paid for fast food for a hotel room.

Fuck off TLC is paying for everything

>we used all our money on food
lol

i missed the beginning. why did they pack their shit up and move somewhere without getting confirmation? what the fuck? are all fat people retarded?

>"I just wanna walk home"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fatties lost paper

Junior SEETHING

>slightest adversity

reeee it's all over

this was their only friends

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She told the fat tranny from a month ago to "think about death"

Is TLC gonna bail them out?! How is she such a fuck up!

>Walk home
She's not serious right?

inb4 they eat the dogs

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Uhaul drivers are Yea Forums

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>Enough money for a one way trip
>Don't even have a credit card to get money from a amt

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there was a tranny?!?!?! how did i miss this?

>no money
uh oh someone's about to get HUNGRY

Yes.
t. fit guy

they failed to get their apartment building cause of some paper work but ran out of money to go to a motel for a night

also if they're this fucking broke how were they going to afford an apartment?

good thing she ordered the whole menu off long john silvers

>Just get off the phone with me and don't call me again because you need to conserve battery

they lost their proof of income

It's the normie friend helping them move

How do you spend literally all your money on food and gas? How bad are they at budgeting?

>I can't blame anybody but myself
Holy shit is she gonna make it

I'm late, I just heard they were from Chicago. Did I miss any kino shots of them eating deep dish za?

Lola a cute. A CUTE!

>Allan physically hurting hearing her complain

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TLC only covers the apartment OR travel
this bitch willingly wasted all their money, even the money promised to friends, on food

I feel like they could probably go to a church or something for food + bed

fucking kek
>I want to kill myself

do they get the apartment in the morning or were they turned down completely?

RIP those lil dogs.

yeah he was politely telling them to fuck off

>"lost prove of income"
>no money whatsoever
I guess they never had it

god help poor allan, he doesnt deserve this cow

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they actually had normal pizza, each of them had a large pizza and then the girl asked the guy if he was going to eat his last slice

He wasn't a tranny, just a crossdresser. He wore women's clothing and went by a girly name.

she literally sabotages everyone she talks to by giving them terrible time consuming advice like "reconnecting with your family" and "find out what your needs are" when these people are almost on their deathbeds and instead need to focus on LOSING WEIGHT

so yes she's based she weeds out the weak

they got pizza but no ‘go ‘za
he brought home little ceasars and mcdonalds

They needed their section 8 voucher but she buried it in the uhaul instead of having her shit ready.

but yes they should have had everything set up.

>I could be at home listening to Burzum

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Food maybe but they only have so much.
A bed?
No cot in a church basement will survive.

I'm confused

>the Uhaul drivers have no money of their own??
>allen and his wife have literally 0$ left in their wallets, in their bank accounts?
>they have no credit cards?
>why didn't they tell the secretary "give us 5 mins, we'll dig the forms out"

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based

The only pizza they had looked like chain-tier trash. Fat people have no taste and kill themselves over Hot Pockets and Little Debbie.

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Nice trips

So, a tranny...

they arrived like 5 minutes late already

who would want to help two fatties already off he clock

there was an episode with an actual tranny though, and there was even a scene of him coming out to this family. Its funny because Dr Now was like "I don't care if you're a transgender, just lose the weight already"

user its literally a group of jobless retards

>Hour 1 passed
>hasn't even seen Dr. Now yet
They ain't gonna make it, bros

>proof of gibs

Imagine the RAGE you would feel in this moment.

It's amazing that they didn't kill the bitch right there.

>Xbox, HELP

>NOOOOO LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
>CRACK

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its either "they're fat/lazy/incompetent" and/or "TLC made this happen to build drama"

No he was a tranny. He said he identified as a woman

>why didn't they tell the secretary "give us 5 mins, we'll dig the forms out"
office was closing by the time they got there, digging through a uhaul could take hours

based mint

They must be on disability so they know how much they have coming in each month. The money order she was talking about was likely for the security deposit and first months rent. Between that and the money they wasted on fast food was all their bank account had until the next check from the tax payers hits the account.

>when you're such a lazy piece of shit you can't even be assed to keep track of a single piece of paper
I know people like this and I hate them with every ounce of my being.

First time in my life I've seen an advert for a University

how can they have proof of income if they dont work??

Would you rather

>Lose your virginity to Vaginey

or

>Play vidya with Allen

>1 hour in
>haven't even met dr now in person yet for the first weigh in
this bodes well

He cute.

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who wouldnt play vidya with allan, he's chill as fuck

Tranny implies it had a surgery to hack some genitals up. This guy just decided he was a woman.

you know he plays support roles. ALWAYS

It's mini you fucking heathen.

Print off their NEETbux reward letter.

Most trannies don't get their dick mutilated

What the fuck was that sentence mixing

youtube.com/watch?v=2m7XrMtOey8
truly neon kino

He's from Chicago