ITT: scenes men will never understand

most people like nice smells, that's why we wear perfume and cologne and also why we bathe regularly to attract mates

yer mates don't care that you wear cologne

>men will never understand being an unwashed degenerate
Sounds about right

>"without realizing"
>goes to smell the fucking fish
bitch

I can just tell this was made by a goddamn frog. Jesus, the French are fucking nasty.

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Stop eating cats you sicko.

did they fugg?

My standards are low, but even then, they're still too high to sleep with women like this (they exist, maybe not QUITE this bad, though). Yet, I'm too much of a failure to do better, generally speaking. Forever stuck in virgin purgatory.

Same. Typically only degenerate women like me because I'm actually fairly extroverted and have kind of a potty mouth which I guess makes the good girls shy away. While I enjoy talking to degenerate women, I would never want to sleep with one. On the otherside, I find it hard to talk with non-degenerate women because they're usually very meek and quiet, but I'd love to be in a real relationship with one. Life is truly suffering.

what does girls on period smell like? just like blood?

>perfume and cologne and also why we bathe regularly to attract mates
Its good to clean yourself when needed. its not needed everyday. If they arent unhealthy and disgusting then their scent should attract you

you dont wanna know man, but if you do
>blood
>literal shit
>something like trash on a hot humid city day on the street
i can confirm its the foulest smell ive ever smelled

During first days of period when you get those big blobs of coagulated blood and tissue the stench is foul and disgusting.

at the most, you'll just get a normal human smell
why do you think perfume and cologne sells?
it's nice and interesting

i live with multiple females and i actually think i am lucky enough to not smell that shit yet. once one of them left a bloody and shitty tampon on the bathroom floor though

German

Nope. It's a G*rman film.

>not smelling your gf periods
lol incel

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>gf
haha

I have a sister, and I can confirm that she stinks up the entire house
Firstly she refuses to floss so her breath always reeks of literal shit
Secondly her turds smell fucking vile
And thirdly her periods permeate her floor with this weird metallic rotten fruit sort of odour
Thankfully I don't live on the same floor

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We're gonna make it, user. Someday. Believe.

That's fucking revolting and disgusting.

I used to work in a big office building on a floor where finance department (95% women) resided. There was only one ladies restroom for the entire floor. Sometimes walking near that door the stench was so strong that it was cause me to retch, because you have 50 women, half of them vegetarian or vegan, talking those foul vegan shits and having periods and stuff. Women really are disgusting creatures.

when you have sisters you realise women are fucking disgusting. you don’t know how many times i have seen the toilet have piss on the seat, or shit in the bowl unflushed with no toilet paper in it(?). they shower or bathe maybe once every 2 days if lucky. doesn’t stop them from spending hours a day putting on makeup and shit while destroying the bathroom

Fuck it's horrible, I remember in high school there were more women than men in the classroom, that rotten scent of blood and unwashed pussy combined with sweat would be the first thing you would smell getting into the classroom 8 AM in winter, all windows closed so it's even more potent. It was so fucking disgusting and it was really hard to concentrate because you were too busy not puking.

I have 3 sisters and I've never had them treat the bathroom like that. It's probably because you got a white trash family user.

we are upper class and live in a nice area. probably parenting actually

I worked at a restaurant, your sisters may be the exception, trust me on that.

Based, checked & redpilled.

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Ughhh fucking disgusting, christ.

what does pusy smell and taste like

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Salty and acidic.

like precum
is good

Reminder that its literally this easy for people who aren't you so get action.

>tfw you realize that meme is older than most of the people on Yea Forums

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>what does pusy smell like

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Send nudes

what does precum smell like? Whenever I see guys here talking about cum they say it has a weird chemically smell/taste, is that true or just shitposting

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like mildew

ur gay my men that's all you've cleared with this post

Pre doesn't really smell. As for regular yes it does smell weird. If you've ever smelled Linden trees they smell exactly like cum.

youtu.be/6m-8l3V38Ps

always thought it smelled like chlorine

cum kinda smells like bleach

Cum smells exactly like bleach

have you not seen SNIFFF posted all over this damn board for the past few years!?

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Why do I still live in this shithole.

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imagine the person that wrote this

Depends on the personal hygiene of the woman.

From my very limited experience theres a very faint aroma of urine, rotten fish and mold to it.
Tastes like skin but if you try to stick your tongue in the vaginal canal it might taste a bit salty.

So hot, i would eat her ass and pussy and then french kiss her while i brutally bang her.

you are gay

I too enjoy having sex with other men.

Don't wash your dick for a month. Then play with it and smell your hand. There ya go.

>From my very limited experience theres a very faint aroma of urine, rotten fish and mold to it.
Wanna know how I know you're a kissless virgin?

>just like blood?
You'll always know when a woman is on her period if go to the same bathroom she has just been in, even if she flushes she leaves a very strong and realy bad smell.

>want to watch on-topic clips
>it's all arguing about stinky pushy

Like sweaty cock

You're a butthurt incel no need to project it on others thanks

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This is literally my brother's favorite movie.

This whole thread reminded me of the 2 miserable years i had to live with a gf and the smells i encountered.
>leaves toilet and doesn't open the window
>half an hour later there's still an intense and horrid stench of rotten fruit, blood/metal and dehydrated urine
>have sex while she's on her period
>pull out and get a whiff of cum, cunt juices, blood/metal and god knows what but it's real bad
>if we did it in the shower it was 10 times worse and the bathtub looked like the floor of a slaughterhouse
>faint odd smell for two-four days a month when very close to her in general
Just imagine having a hole in your body that bleeds every month. Most people have bad breath as is, and you clean your mouth daily, now imagine something that half of the population doesn't necessarily clean every day and just can't physically do.

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What movie?

Milky Salt and Coins.

Wetlands

Same as black semen weirdly enough

h-- ha--- have sex, ok?

>boy gravy
>black
What kind of colorblindness or STI do you have?

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>telling have sex to women doesn't work

FUCK

What are you 5?

Fag

say: get religion

>this

There's a section of Grant Park in Chicago that has a bunch of Callery Pear trees that bloom every spring. The smell of cum will slap you across the face if you're not already prepared to endure it walking in that area