Willow TV series, disney+ exclusive. Thoughts?

Will they dig up Val Kilmer's bloated corpse for this? I know Lord of Karak-Karan Warwick Davis is always desperate for a role since Dinklage and Mini-Me stole his thunder.

Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.

This little FREAK is a fucking abomination. It's a testament to how far we have declined as a society that he wasn't dashed against rocks as an infant. What a horrible, disgusting affront to the goodness of God's creation.

If I were anywhere near the UK, our modern Gomorrah, I would choke the life out of this little mongrel's disgusting and hateful demonic face.

My day is ruined for having gazed upon such filth.

You're under the assumption there is an alternative for those kids

The only alternative is for them to not exist at all. There is no way for them to have ever been "normal" in that sense

kino soundtrack

youtu.be/pRskpDvjrIM?t=144

midge

OP, you’ve been trying to force Warwick posting for like a week now with diminishing returns each time. It’s not going to be a thing here, sorry.

Would you bang the daughter... Or wife?

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i'd love to see the design of their house. do you recon they have like tiny furniture and stuff?

You kidding? It was one of my childhood movies that I had constantly in rotation, up there with stuff like Jurassic Park, Roger Rabbit, Predator, Aliens, Robocop, Hook, Batman, TMNT 1&2, and Back to the Future. It was my LotR before I even knew what LotR was. Hell, I saw Willow before I had even heard of Star Wars. Might be a Boomer thing.

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fucking kino

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Willow was KINO regardless of shitty nu/tv/ zoomer memes

Same, I watched it so much I wore out the tape.

I'd love to see something set in this world.

You know what? I'm just going to say it. Fuck midgets, height power!

manle

Fuck off, Warwick. I’m sure the Game of Throne hacks will need someone to play a midget alien

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liddle fella

>You are now aware that Willow is more kino than GoT

midge

>im da 30 yo boomer hurrr
kill yourself faggot

but one's a TV series the other a one-off movie that didn't have any follow up?