/RIVERDALE/

it's a campy waifu simulator, basically

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Nice, mass suicide time.

based

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>Nun with a gun
This fucking show

Jughead can watch while Betty gets bred by Archie

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Fucking WHAT

AHAHAHAHAHA

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it's time bros

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what happened

Gargoyle King is Chic

Uh, why did they accept those invitations again?

it's canon

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sounds like the worst tweest ever imaginable

Did Penelope Blossom always have a lisp?

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they didnt want to be rude.

Fuck me Cheryl

Can someone explain the dumb twist about how the game got so popular? The understand the Chic stuff but not why everyone became brainwashed and obsessed with a meme game.

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What the fuck is even happening

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Jeez Archie, you fared better against the actual bear.

kino is happening

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Teens are stupid.

Also, how the fuck isn't Archie dead?

If someone would have told you three seasons ago that Archie would be fist fighting a guy dressed like a bear, would you believe it?

I remember at some point they were talking about it and I got the impression that because everything in the game is based off of actual stuff in Riverdale it's somehow subconsciously immersive to the point of actual addiction, or something stupid like that.

Oh god he dug up Jason's corpse

edgar and evelyn are going to (attempt) mass suiciding everyone else and skip town, calling it

>”Hey I know you’re dying of poison right now but I need to stop and talk to you about my feelings”

Bad timing, Archie.

Whatever else happens they need to level that convent.

Oh man I haven't laughed this hard for a long time

So how will the next season continue to be more insane? I think they’ve covered almost everything by this point: the mob, serial killers, affairs, drugs, biker gangs, cults, boxing, etc.

So Jughead's challenge was fighting a fag?

Pod people.

Or a Red Dawn scenario if they're not ready to go full supernatural yet.

Just nonstop orgies all season

Imagine watching a show only due to the fact that you want to fuck the female leads

I can think of far worse reasons.

absolutely based

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I watch it for the over-the-top moments

veronica>betty

Cheryl’s boobs look so good in that sweater tonight.

Is it too late to bring in Sabrina or has the Netflix show killed any chance?

Finally some good fucking taste. I'm so surprised she doesn't get more foot scenes.

OH SHIT

BTFO

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WHAT

This is such a hot mess. What was even the point of playing the game if she was just going to say they should die anyway

>A bunch of chicks dhow up with bows and arrow with a bunch of leather dude to fight a bunch of weird hippies
What the fuck

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W H A T
H
A
T

SABRINA CROSSOVER HAPPENING NOW

I like the writing in Riverdale because you know there’s absolutely no one saying no. Anything Roberto turns in instantly gets made.

Cheryl has lost it
Time for necrophilia incest

>Cheryl was disturbed by her brother being dug up but now loves it

Locking the man up in his own prison, great idea

>Hiram Lodge ended up in his own prison

That doesn't seem... effective.

Alice playing the long con goddamn

TAHW

Okay this is now fucking telenovela level of fucked up

WHAT THE FUCK

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I’m looking forward to the kids just going back to high school! I’m sure nothing insane will happen this time. :^)

WHAT THE FUCK?

>Fourway ends in murder

savage

this is fucking kino

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RIP Jugs?

Not Jughead!

What happened?

Okay, important question:

Are they going to burn their underwear?

Is this going to be a misdirection? I can’t imagine anyone would want to watch them murder Jug and try to get away with it. It also looks like it’s after they would go swimming in that pond which the show would feature often.

Asking the important questions.

I wish Riverdale was on HBO so they could have full nudity

there's no way he's murdered, he's the narrator for the whole series

He won't die, but whatever happened will force him to go on the run.

>Oh, did I not mention I've been a ghost this whole time?

>mfw seeing Ronnie’s ronnies and Cheryl’s blossoms

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giv betty gf

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ITS LITERALLY THE ONLY PURPOSE OF FEMALES PERIOD

OBJECTIFICATION IS PURELY NATURAL

ALSO YELLOW >> BROWN >>>>>>>>> RED

you're fucking dead now bro, bullet in the dome

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I kind of feel bad for the actor that plays her dad. That seemed to be his first role in years on anything major. He was basically just around in bad 90s movies.

nah he's good, the new eric roberts

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So how is Riverdale going to address Fred? Is he going to die in a car accident or something on his trip? I’m not sure how much of this season was complete when he died, but I almost wonder if that’s why Molly Ringwald was around so much during the back end of the season.

most likely they will crossover the shows in some way. This season was full of supernatural vibes, They might as well go balls deep in.

>I couldn’t be a star in major films, so I just decided to be in every movie ever as that one guy
Based.

Since they didn't address it by the end of the season they'll have to do it early on.

he will be killed off start of season 4, then archie and betty will bond over the loss of their fathers, then they will fuck like sex is going out of style. archie then kills jughead over spring break.

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Archie is gay

you're gay

There's a reason why Barchie is one word from BARFchie.

All words are one word from being a different word

the real barchie

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wait I fucked that up kek

no. betty is MY gf

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been fast forwarding through more and more of each episode these past few weeks, I think this might be when I drop it completely. I miss when this show was enjoyable to watch, it's gotten to the point where everything is so pointless and nonsensical that it's just fucking boring.

I'm glad someone made a thread this week though. Missed you guys

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>Lili

I HATE her so much. I just want to hold her hand ;_; it's not fair bros, it's not fair...

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she is too fucking sexy. and I don't care how bad it is, as long as Lili is on the show I will continue to watch

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those legs

its me

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With any luck maybe it'll get canceled after s4. The core four are branching out and doing movie projects.

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I know you are on the cast/crew just tell us who you are giv bro

dem toes peeking out

She looks like a doll or some kind of anime girl character.

Creepy.

designated footslave

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>Betty bra scene

fucking based

i want to see betty naked
pusy, breasts, all of it

she plays a stripper in a new movie being filmed with j-lo, no lie

she's too pure to show pusy, maybe we'll get lucky and get a nip or two

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Fuck barchie

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good lord i can't wait

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Bettyfags should go outside and talk to a REAL girl. You'll never fuck Betty or Lili for that matter so move on.

>t. bettyfag

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she seems to show her feet a lot. does she know?

>. You'll never fuck Betty or Lili

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Cole can do way better than this bitch

she knows

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Checked.
Keke and Lili have just the right amount of trashiness going on. PLEASE let there be nudity and/or lezzie scenes.

Ugh rude.

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Let's hope they didn't hang out with Constance Wu.

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unreal

i love when they know

wait I spoke too soon, I'm 15 minutes in and this is fucking KINO.

I think making the seasons 22+ episodes long is the biggest factor in the quality of the show dropping so much. Season 1 was perfectly paced with 13 episodes in relation to the mystery and story arc. Doubling the episode count but keeping the same "season long mystery" strategy forces them to come up with convoluted subplots and misdirections (remember when they quarantined the fucking town and then lifted the quarantine before the next episode began?) in order to fill out 22 episodes. If this season was only 13 episodes the standout episodes like the prison break, Archie & Jug on the run, the parent flashback episode, and tonights ep would feel less few and far between and make up a majority of the season.

>footslave
OOF OMEGA FOOTFAG SUBHUMANS

VERY EXPRESSIVE

IMAGINE THE FACES GIVING HER THE HARD D

yeah I kinda hope it does too since it feels like Lili could have a p successful career in film if she wasn't forced to be in Vancouver filming this for most of the year

ratings have dropped hard this season, but The CW isn't as trigger-happy when it comes to canceling shows for low ratings compared to other networks

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it's prob gonna be PG-13

>OOF OMEGA FOOTFAG SUBHUMANS

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pretty sure most of the hype comes from netflix now, but netflix never releases their viewing numbers

it started as a highschool drama seti in a small town with a slight mystery vibe and a weird 50s/80s-mix-asthetic and then become batshit insane and retarded over the next two seasons

What kind of “snot” is Haley Lu talking about?

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She had a big rant about the abortion law passed in Alabama today on her Instagram

It’s interesting how high the numbers were for the season 2 premiere in comparison to everything else.
It’s honestly just too crazy. I also feel like the characters are wildly inconsistent episode to episode, especially Cheryl and now Kevin. Cheryl being horrified by her brother being dug up and now enamored with him makes no sense at all.

based, fuck alabama

Probably because she gets abortions often. Cole is definitely someone who would insist on no condoms and he probably tampers with her medication to keep her loyal.

IS LILI JELLY OF COLE FUCKING AROUND ON HER

EH, USUAL BASICBITCH STUFF
BASELINE FEMNPC POSITIONS, PROBABLY HATES DRUMPF AND MIGHT EVEN HAVE WORN A PUSSY HAT AT ONE POINT

THE OTHER THING IS WORKING IN HOLLYWOOD AND NOT TOEING THE LIB LINE IS CAREER DEATH
SO YOU CAN NEVER BE SURE IF ITS GENUINE OR JUST LIP SERVICE TO STAY WORKING

because she knows literally every guy wants to impregnate her, but she also doesn't want to raise millions of children, just a couple

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It's funny she deleted then 4 or so post on her story about it and just replaced it with this

FUCKING WHITE MEN REEEEE

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>Lili could have a p successful career in film if she wasn't forced to be in Vancouver filming this for most of the year

She really does and I say this without any bias. There's a reason why RAS always gives her the good scripts.

>Alabama

Because she doesn't support incest babies.

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I still lose my shit everytime I think about the crime organization Hiram is or was part of because it's some insane Mexican-Canadian-mob that styles itself after classic Italian gangsters but their single families consists of maybe 5 people and they employ 15 year old capos
wtf is even going on

Time to bully Lili off social media again. Who's with me?

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checked

but those are OLD white men, keep in mind she's fucking cole sprouse, a paragon of white men

FUCK

will post better caps when a higher quality rip is out

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I know rightoids are all inbred but it's crazy how all of these guys look the same

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>ywn lick the blood off her tits

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why the grandma panties tho?

>Angelic white woman surrounded by ugly spics and Niggers
The USA in one picture

SHE NEEDS BULLYING, WITH MUHDICK

KEEP IN MIND ITS ALSO LITERALLY ALABAMA

PRO CHOICE FOR GIRLS ALMOST AUTOMATIC, FAR FROM A DEALBREAKER IF YOU EVER WANT TO HS

it's a CW show

I think it's just their go-to piece of lingere for Veronica. She's worn it 3 times this season

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and again

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betty will go shoestring thong and topless in her stripper movie
and i’m gonna turn every second of footage into a high bpm porn music video to cum to multiple times a day

that scene was absolutely god-tier

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user, only tweenage girls and homosexual men watch Riverdale.

...

I think Lili wears the same bra+panties the rare times they have her undress as well. The panties are the same style as Camila's too, I don't think they're granny panties. Might be a fashion thing like high waisted jeans, idk

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right there with you brother

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>user, only twe-
*punches you in the throat, hard*
Go on, motherscrewer, say it again

This show is Twin Peaks for basic bitches.

>innie

L-lewd

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>all those people who tuned in to see if Luke Perry lived or died

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don't panic bros, riverdale isn't going anywhere

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think they are just an old school style. Also nice feet

they probably have to be a certain style per CW filming guidelines and content ratings, this is definitely the most risque show on the network from what I've seen

This thread is to Yea Forums what the Kpop general is to Yea Forums
If you watch riverdale you should kill yourself
Even if you’re a teenage girl you should kill yourself if you watch this crap

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>this is definitely the most risque show on the network from what I've seen

Confirmed to have never seen The Vampire Daires. That show had borderline line HBO nudity and sex scenes. Go look at the Delena sex scenes. I have no idea how CW allowed it to pass but thank god it did. Riverdale isn't even half TVD level of risque.

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based, I'll have to download it

>i came
>i peed
brehs

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wow you are very superior for not liking the *famous thing* good job you failure

It’s going to be a body double bruh, Lili is too insecure about her body to show all of it off

jesus what a whore lmao

she has a relatively boxy frame so the panties make her waist appear smaller.

UH OH, J'ACCUSE!

A BIT OF FRIDGE BUT DONT BE MEAN

CW shows have writing even worse than post season 4 game of thrones
I don’t dislike it because it’s famous I dislike it because it’s bad
“You only dislike thing because it popular” is an argument only used by total brainlets who are insecure about having shit taste

Why do you fat bastards tortures yourselves like this?

>he thinks seeing our waifus every week is "torture"

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calling it now, the body they're burying in the flashforward is Charles. Jughead is a red herring

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he's probably a fake FBI agent

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE BROS IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

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I said this as a joke but after looking at the thread more I was more right than I thought
>no actual discussion
>waifufagging and nothing else
>cringy posts and responses to criticism worthy of tumblr
This really is the Yea Forums kpop general

DONT SULLY THIS EXTREMELY EXPRESSIVE BLONDE CHICK WITH COMPARISON TO SAMEFACE COREANS

>he wants to have serious discussion about a CW teen girl drama show based on a comic strip
Get a load of this fag

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shouldn't you be over in /alita/ general or something

Go back to your GoT threads, fren.

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Cole isn't white but Dylan is.

THEY WERE BOTH BORN IN TUSCANY THE WHITE PART OF ITALY

they're twins user

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Fucking kek

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Roberto really does have a thing for seeing Betty cry and being manhandled.

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Cheryl is roll tide af

A MAN OF TOP TASTE

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Bump

What did you guys think of the season finale?
I thought it would've been much better if they didn't do the silly D&D plot and just had Penelope plotting with Hal and Chic. And what was the point of Hal's test if him getting shot made him a failure? Next season has to be the last right

Also Alice being an FBI informant is such tacked on shit, but I like it better than her being a cultist so I'll roll with it

Alice is the worst mother. She really let the farm do all that shit to Betty. It's obvious she prefers Polly and Charles who she gave up for adoption than Betty.

RIP Hal. You deserved better than getting manipulated by some Serpent cunt who was looking for a ticket out of poverty.

Yeah I wish Hal was successful in choking her, or at least he slaughtered all the farmies like I assumed he would. I don't understand the writer's logic on trying to make Hal be an angel of death and then just some middle aged loser who sucks at killing.

she bought betty lol wtf

wait so cheryls mom was the big bad? ughh

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AAAGHH COME ON ARCHIE

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So every show I watch then?

Funny you should say that, I started watching Lucifer recently and he showed up in a few episodes there too.

nice logo

What's Dylan up to these days?

>no more riverdale threads til october
i'm not gonna fucking make it bros

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Man, I'd love to stick my 9 incher up her guts

cringe and saged