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Welcome back /got/ to Kek or Cringe with Ser Davos, Stannis please show me your meme
post character pairings/ships that are kino:
For me? Sansa and sandor
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THE WAR FOR CERSEI CUNT IS GETTING OUT OF HAND
4 days till the bitch dies
how should we celebrate, bros?
Ned's dick is claimed by lady Ashara Dayne. All arguments can only be made through a trial by combat with Ser Arthur Dayne, the sword of the Morning.
based and purgepilled
>Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
based
*AHEM*
This is hilarious
>ywn save her
Crying alot
nth for Stannis
N + A = J
AAAAAGGGGHHHHH I'M SORRY ROBERT!
BARRISTAN SAVE ME
>she basically gameplanned Cleganebowl for Team Sandor
>is responsible for the winning strategy
Is there anything Arya can't do?
>Baelor married his younger sister, Princess Daena Targaryen, in 160 AC.[8] He refused to consummate their marriage,[10][8] however, causing his sister, who usually dressed all in black, to change her clothes to only whites in an attempt to shame him, as she had sworn to wear nothing else until she was properly bedded. The plan did not work, as Baelor liked to see his sister all in white, feeling it made her look more innocent.
Reminder that one of the best Targ kings was a volcel.
the only thing I will miss about this show now is how CUTE the boys they get are.
He's gonna come back just to die quickly isn't he then that chick kills arya but arya kills her, faceless men gone too
yeah okay kid
>the two little northern girls don't like Missandei because she's a nigger
>Grey Worm wants to leave Westeros after they win, even though he blindly followed Dany everywhere else
>Missandei last words are dracarys
>Grey worm tosses Missandei's slave collar into the fire, signaling to dany to do what Missandei said
>the bells 'woke the dragon' in dany
it's like poetry
I NEED YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS, POTION SELLER
ITS NOT ENOUGH TO SAY I LOVE YOU, YOU NEED TO FUCK ME JON
>mfw I will never be pooped on by dany
>bran becomes king
They both claimed each other, but Ned's honor made him marry Catlyn instead of Ashara, leading to her suicide.
Also imagine how intense the fight between Ned and Arthur would have been if Arthur though Ned raped her
>ned could have dayne/stark purple eyed with valyrian blood children instead of goblins
Very kek Stannis, I give it 4 stubby fingers out of 5, okay whose meme is next?
Robin Arryn is greatest chad in Westeros.
i heard all it takes is 20 good men to take him down
for Lady Alys
man varys had a hard life
>Sword of the Morning
>unsheathed Dawn
god damn GRRM could be corny as fuck sometimes
georgerrmartin.com
>Internet journalism is an oxymoron, I am more and more convinced.
[...]
>All of a sudden this crazy story about my finishing THE WINDS OF WINTER and A DREAM OF SPRING years ago is popping up everywhere. No, I am not going to provide links. I don’t want to reward purveyors of misinformation with hits.
>I will, however, say for the record — no, THE WINDS OF WINTER and A DREAM OF SPRING are not finished. DREAM is not even begun; I am not going to start writing volume seven until I finish volume six
>It seems absurd to me that I need to state this. The world is round, the Earth revolves around the sun, water is wet… do I need to say that too? It boggles me that anyone would believe this story, even for an instant. It makes not a whit of sense. Why would I sit for years on completed novels? Why would my publishers — not just here in the US, but all around the world — ever consent to this? They make millions and millions of dollars every time a new Ice & Fire book comes out, as do I. Delaying makes no sense. Why would HBO want the books delayed? The books help create interest in the show, just as the show creates interest in the books.
>So… no, the books are not done. HBO did not ask me to delay them. Nor did David & Dan. There is no “deal” to hold back on the books. I assure you, HBO and David & Dan would both have been thrilled and delighted if THE WINDS OF WINTER had been delivered and published four or five years ago… and NO ONE would have been more delighted than me.
tl;dr, the books aren't done, you morons.
oh sweetie, no
They're both sexy I'd watch double penetration with Cersei
All part of the plan
or
Make-a-Wish thing
Post your best sophies
>(Speech failed) "I love your white gown my queen, it makes you seem innocent and pure"
I have a sexual desire for butterface girls Except Arya, I just can't
The burning of astapoor was a bigger tragedy than the burning of kings landing.
why will jon take the black?
If it was back in 2010 and you were offered a major role in this series but you knew it would end in absolute cringe and be completely unfaithful to the books, would you still take it?
>falling for George's 5D chess strategies.
Why the fuck do they made Arthur Dayne dual wield in the show? He doesn't have 2 Dawns
lol i could fuck every single girl around the world if i were this guy
>IM NOT WORKING ON THE BOOKS YOU FAGGOTS, I JUST WANT TO COLLECT HBO MONEY
>It seems absurd to me that I need to state this. The world is round, the Earth revolves around the sun, water is wet… do I need to say that too? It boggles me that anyone would believe this story, even for an instant. It makes not a whit of sense. Why would I sit for years on completed novels? Why would my publishers — not just here in the US, but all around the world — ever consent to this? They make millions and millions of dollars every time a new Ice & Fire book comes out, as do I. Delaying makes no sense. Why would HBO want the books delayed? The books help create interest in the show, just as the show creates interest in the books.
It's apparently absurd that people expect him to do his fucking job.
Danytrannies are BROKEN
>Dawn
>existing in the butchered Frankenstein show (((canon)))
I've noticed the dialogue took a sharp turn downwards once D&D started to meddle more in the story. It stopped being poetic and "medieval" and everyone talks like Americans.
BESSIE
GODS I FUCK HER EVERY NIGHT IN MY SLEEP
They get millions per episode, and probably let you still be alive as long as you don't shit talk them. You would be retarded not to take it
>the nobility hate him
>the smallfolk love him
Redpill me on him was he a competent monarch in the end?
>lol just paint a fucking sun on it
The burning of all those trees when mance attacked the wall was a bigger tragedy.
I don't get it, was he basically quasi-immortal like Jason Vorhees? (who no one ever thinks to fucking incinerate down to nothing)
she's taken :^)
Roose/Theon
Only if i die in the first 4 seasons
why is he writing this as if the books being finished isn't directly a factor of himself?
>NO ONE would have been more delighted than me.
fucking finish them then, you fat cocktease
he survived the fall and will kill drogon next ep
Aren't you a little bitter bitch.
>Dumb and Dabid are so retarded they can't even get a simple thing like why he's called the sword of the morning right
These fucking brainlets were given full reign by the fat fucker over the show
kek
go on?
Fuck the nobility. Just wait until Westeros builds a standing army of peasant pikemen and longbowmen, then those knightly fuckers days are numbered.
yeah, of course, you make millions
CAREFUL user, CAREFUL
nice
Love her! Fear her!
DELETE THIS
>of course
It's sacrificing your morals for money.
Eh, not really satisfactory, because even in the first season they oversimplified too much by consolidating the minor houses as one example.
What you talking about? Is he supposed to be flogging himself throughout the blog post?
Nigga the main actors are getting like 6 million per episode
careful with this one. It's rare.
noh
is reddit upset because the writing is shit or because mary sue got btfo and things aren't going the way they planned?
wow user that's just mean, Alys Karstark is a true northern beauty
extremely based and incredibly redpilled
Would be funnier if the Northerners didn't abandon Jon's command and begin raping and pillaging like savages.
now it's end's
>Why does no one want to fuck my self insert
I hope he actually gets pissed off at this like he does when he's getting compared unfavorably to Tolkien
the leaks are 100% real, the question is only how will jon kill dany and stay alive, leak says that he just "surrenders to the unsullied" so i think they will simply ignore him since dany is dead why do anything? why kill jon? why fight at all? without dany there's nothing for them to do, they'll simply fuck off back to essos. drogon picks up her body and flies to essos too.
think about it the democratic council should be composed of lords, one from each region:
stormlands - gendry
dorne - new prince of dorne
reach - bronn
westerlands - tyrion
riverlands - edmure
norf - sansa
and bran as prime minister
that's why they legitimized gendry, that's why they needed the new prince of dorne (it's confirmed he will appear in ep6, they hired a new actor for this), that's why bronn gets highgarden you get the idea. leaks are 100% true the guy was right about literally everything. fuuuuck
Your mom's pussy and my dick
Holy shit that looks horrible
Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.
I thought they stopped long winter because NK is dead now. Why there is snow?
the latter. They don't even give a shit about the butchering of Jaime and Euron.
>GRRM writes Sansa/Sandor as like a protective father and his daughter
>Women: "I WISH I WAS SANSA GETTING WIDENED BY SANDORS HOUND COCK"
The armor merely limited his potential and hid his true form. Now that he's free, we'll see what Qyburn really turned him into.
AMEN
what are some good fanfics you're reading?
That face though
yeah man, we all know this
it is what it is
>It's sacrificing your morals for money.
this is real life faggot
>riverlands - edmure
R A D M U R E
A
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M
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S U R G E
BRING ME LYANNA BEFORE I PISS MESELF
Of course. You get to make millions, get your name out there, and after it's all over you can do a tell-all about how you were disappointed with how the writing went
That is ash from all the burned babies
*surpasses kino*
Now I'm curious what contract George signed when he first got published. His publishers must be real mad that he's taking forever to do nothing.
>>GRRM writes Sansa/Sandor as like a protective father and his daughter
lmao what?
but you would be a sellout
>pink fat mast penis / targ queen taking a shit in a field
yeah sometimes I guess
"Now ey end In yer sistah"
a mill?
>mountain is actually Broly
r/freefolk is shitting on got since season 7 while r/got eats up everything D&D shit out
>12
you are way in the danger zone lad. legit pedo shit not just cute ephebe twinks
but the writers seem to have a vendetta against /cm/ characters
>tfw not having twink4twink sleep cuddles with Tommen
Drogon flying Dany to Essos better be kino
He nearly killed himself with religious fasting and self-flagellation, planned to declare war on his own loyal subjects because they worshiped trees and oceans instead of his crystal hat, fucked with the hierarchy of his own church leading to chaos after his death, and all but surrendered to Dorne, which insulted all of his vassals to the degree that it spawned the anti-Dorish faction that was the nucleus of Blackfyre support...
...so no. Not the worst king though.
>inb4 Bronn is given Casterly Rock and High Garden
Who won this fight?
I assume dunk
Dany's getting Aerea Targaryen'd
Pretend you had high hopes and didn't realise they were going to ruin it until after you signed. Then you look like an optimist who loves the original source material while also having the integrity to see the job through even though you hated it.
is there even a remote possibility that HBO would hire new writers to reshoot S8 and add more seasons?
even normies hate this pile of shit season, and HBO was willing to give d&d 10+ seasons to work with but those two retards decided that they would rather go work on star wars movies
ok
XD ahhaha omg lol
Theon is canonically desperate for a father figure, and Roose is exactly the sort of cold, distant man that Theon would be eager to please (if given the right motivation, obviously). And Roose of course would find at least some amusement out of making a bedslave of Ned Stark's cocky ward and a self-proclaimed Prince. It would be a relationship based on sexual humiliation and an in balance of power, if you're into that sort of thing.
>Butchering of Euron
Even butcher Euron is a Chad beyond comprehension
>Kingslayer (Balon)
>Kinslayer (also Balon)
>Forestslayer (every tree on the Iron Islands to build 1000 ships in 2 weeks)
>Snakeslayer (Obara and Nymeria)
>Queenlayer (Cersei)
>Fleetslayer (Dany's x3)
>Dragonslayer (Rhaegal)
>Kingslayerslayer (Jaime)
There is literally no better record on Planetos
The new prince of dorne is dark star and he'll get a cameo in the final episode
Dunk. It's a trial by combat to resolve the Jenny of Oldstones shit iirc.
Imagine being a faggot, not happy in being such a fucking degenerate you decide to step up and turn into a pedo too. A pedo faggot. Unironically kill yourselves
uhhh the sun is what makes the dawn bright moron
>Lyonel
literally a goblin
you're a good man, user.
Do you think Euron wrecked Theon's watering hole
I approve.
The relationship between Sandor and Sansa is Sandor trying his best to protect Sansa from Joffery and Kingslanding while she brushes him off arrogantly thinking she is to become the next queen. Sandor even openly asks Sansa if she wants to run away when it seems like the Battle against Stannis is going wrong
why did Dany reject his well-meaning advances?
HBO is going to grit their teeth, privately feel extremely validated in their desire for a longer run, and content themselves with having had the biggest thing on TV for the past ten years.
You seem salty about something
na ee tends
>the prequel concept spinoffs are about the Age of Heroes, the Long Night, the Doom of Valyria etc all vague shit no one cares about enough to see defined and which we know ultimately means nothing
JUST MAKE A ROBERT'S REBELLION SHOW YOU CUNTS
Although I'm not sure if there's enough material for several seasons, maybe an anthology show "Songs of the Seven Kingdoms" that tackles a different story each season or two i.e. Robert's Rebellion, Dance of Dragons, Blackfyre Rebellions etc. What else?
Don't speak to me unless you're Alys Karstark and you want to suck mah dick
no, literally 0% chance
What was the point of him doing that again?
more kino in the books
>while she brushes him off arrogantly thinking she is to become the next queen
literally fucking what? Sansa has zero desire to be queen after Joffrey chops off her father's head.
>Sandor even openly asks Sansa if she wants to run away when it seems like the Battle against Stannis is going wrong
Because he's attracted to her, it's why it makes him so pissed she won't look at him and why he constantly tells her he expects a song. Sansa even remembers that interaction as him kissing her.
>GRRM is never ever gonna finish Dunk & Egg
Are D&D going to address the fallout of all the extinct houses? We need rulers for:
>House Bolton
>House Tyrell
>House Mormont
>House Frey
And a lot more that I'm forgetting, surely.
The Tyrell pussy is ENDLESS and EXPANSIVE
>Not enough material for several reasons
I'll watch 24 episodes of Harrenhal alone, that tournament sounded comfy as fuck
>was he basically quasi-immortal
doubtful. Qyburn is seen removing his blood so he's probably pumped full of embalming fluid or whatever and so is as "immortal" as a bear skin rug, or a typical wight for that matter... so killable with fire or an adequate stab into the brain stem. Sandor didn't aim low enough and just got his grey matter, which probably stunned him but wouldnt have killed him most likely
Probably somewhere in between a "wood" wight like Coldhands and an ice wight in terms of retaining basic humanity and not really the same as the resurrection that the R'hollor fags use.
HAHAHAHAHA XD this mother fucker is based as fuck
No conversation lasts more than a minute anymore. Most of them cut on a cliffhanger or are interrupted as someone gets asked a tough question. They suck at dialogue.
>age of heroes, long night
azor ahai finally?
>doom of valyria
meh, more cgi spent on dragons i guess
But yeah a Robert's Rebellion spin off is a must have, for fuck sake. Pre-rebellion is comfy AS FUCK
I don't think that house frey is extinct , that old fuck had like 50 children
The only thing GRRM will ever finish is a cheeseburger
I liked Vargo Hoat and the Braavos dude with the curved blade. I don't know why they decided to get rid of that in the show.
For sufficient smoke plume and luminosity to be visible to coordinate an infantry attack on the other side of a 700ft wall.
wait till someone tells him how sandy nearly fucked her in the second book
The hound is meant to be more of a father to arya, or an uncle if you know wat i mean
This isn't half bad you know. I'm thinking to have Theon be the ward of Bolton instead of Stark and doing something like Domeric/Theon on the side to sweeten it a bit.
>Sansa even remembers
misremembers
How do you have rulers for extinct houses?
Did anyone post the new leaks yet?
Had another bald fuck in mind but that works too.
based
I think he means their lands. Who holds the Dreadfort? Bear Island? Highgarden?
NO
no it isnt
fucking kek bran meme are gold
>cropped
>low file sized
get fucking mogged
auntie
which only further implies that their relationship was more sexual in nature. iirc the Hound says something about how grown up she looks (tits) when he's dead drunk during the battle.
>age of heroes
Meh
The long night
Cringe , nobody gives a fuck about the white jobbers anymore after quasimodo killed the NK
>Doom of valyria
Based , i wanna see valyrian shits getting btfo by the based faceless men
Always happy to support my fellow Bolton bros
what? i'm not a bookfag but i thought that shit was already finished?
>KINGTTTHHHLAYER
Jaime chapters are comfy, funny and absolutely based
>The Laughing Storm
is there a more kino nickname in Asoiaf?
Lyonel's armour is so fucking aesthetic.
>Pre-rebellion
Where's the story of Bobby making the 8 and fucking his way across Westeros while honorboy autist Ned follows along to makes sure he doesn't get to drunk and lost
Theon would have been a great ward for the Boltons. Roose is exactly the sort of hard hand a cocky guy like Theon needs. And Domeric would have certainly been a wonderful influence.
shes in the black cells, isnt that supposed to be like underground? is it possible she survived?
GRRM deffo wrote the Hound and Sansa to be a romantic thing but doubt they'll ever smash now sadly
>Age of Heroes
Just myths of a handful of heroes that didn't exist at the same time
>Long Night
Did you like the wight retrieval arc? It'll basically just be that with primitive settlements
>Doom of Valyria
Holy fuck there's so much do here. And there's a lot more stuff known about Valyria during that time period.
redpill me on dunk
why does he wear the mask?
>dunk and egg
>essos exploration
>the reign of aegon iv
>Aenys vs. Maegor
Would all be kino
Bullshit, people are mad about all kinds of shit, including Jaime/Euron, the completely nonsensical plot and the fact that all 3 clever characters (lf, tyrion, varys) started behaving like retards immediately after they ran out of books
when the fuck is George gonna come out with the She-Wolves of Winterfell? I couldn't care less about who wins in the main series, I just want to see Dunk and Egg finally get to the fucking North.
based
>is it possible she survived?
she's been in there without food or water for quite some time, i'm almost positive she was already dead
I want Stark/Dayne babies to be a thing but how were his actual kids goblins?
In the show they grow up ugly but in the books they all look fine.
reminder
>"Eventually, sure, I'd love that, and so would many of you. But I've only written and published three novellas to date, and there are at least seven or eight or 10 more I want to write," Martin wrote in May 2017. "We all know how slow I am, and how fast a television show can move. I don't want to repeat what happened with Game of Thrones itself, where the show gets ahead of the books. When the day comes that I've finished telling all my tales of Dunk & Egg, then we'll do a TV show about them…but that day is still a long way off.
>"We're not doing Robert's Rebellion either," he added. "I know thousands of you want that, I know there's a petition…but by the time I finish writing A Song of Ice an Fire, you will know every important thing that happened in Robert's Rebellion. There would be no surprises or revelations left in such a show, just the acting out of conflicts whose resolutions you already know. That's not a story I want to tell just now; it would feel too much like a twice-told tale."
Things might have changed since then, though with how poorly Season 8 has been received. HBO might want to try something deeply interwined in the unique feel that made the sucees of GoT. There's not only romance going on at Harrenhal there's also a whole conspiracy to dethrone Aerys and who knows what else.
>neonazis supporting Dany
I’ll never forget what D&D did to ruin my beloved dany, fucking hate this shit.
>>age of heroes, long night
>azor ahai finally?
Here's the cast they had for the Age of Heroes spinoff that I think got cancelled, you shouldn't want them to touch anything where they have even the slightest amount of writing freedom. Meanwhile Robert's Rebellion is well defined with no room for meddling.
>Blackfish
>Breakspear
>Sixskins
>The Iron Captain
>Bittersteel
He's a big guy
Uhh I guess Yara Greyjoy or the prince of Dorne rule there.
>short hair
yeah that's what happens when you cba to write an actual plot and just make a designated plot device character that you teleport wherever you need something killed/destroyed
No, she has been getting force-fed to ensure she lives to see her daughter rot.
he's really probably just referring to Arya, who I imagine grows into her looks in the books. Ned says she reminds him of Lyanna after all.
The prequels/reboots will not be a success after the reception the finale will receive. The IP is tainted beyond repair.
None of those are good, "blackfish" just sounds retarded
I gues top middle would be AA and Nissa Nissa
>got cancelled
thank god
>Dany giving a speech pretty much saying how she freed the people from Kings Landing
Freed them from what? Their carbon bonds?
Hafthor would make a great judge holden, at least physically
so qt compared to the last few weeks
the disheveled, disappointed look gets me DIAMONDS
>literally telling the other user to knock off his pedo shit and stick to older twinks in their late teens rather than literal children
"lol kill urself pedo scum"
what did he mean by this?
it would be extremely painful
From the less mad queen.
The guy at top middle strikes me as Lann the Clever
>Your grace, allow me to introduce a new champion that I've created from Ser Gregor Clegane genetic material. It will not eat nor sleep, nor stop until all enemies of the Queen are dead, beaten to a bloody mess and offered as sacrifice. Within a fortnight, I will manage to create a several dozens of them, loyal to the Queen and hateful of everyone who stands in your way.
>Also, all is ready for an orbital bombardment of Daenerys positions, you need only to say a word, your grace.
this is fucking terrible
fuck my life man
The pilot is named "Bloodmoon" for the Long Night and they started filming back in February.
IIRC the black actors are childrens of the forest and we're definitely seeing Brandon the Builder.
this sounds so fucking bad.
Hallenharu?
>yfw Rhaegar gets replaced with a POC for diversity because the Targaryens are the super pretty perfect ones so it appeals to them more
TARG SCUM DIES ALL THE SAME NO MATTER THE RACE THOUGH
What a dumb fucking excuse for no Robert's Rebellion, guess we shouldn't make history movies either, huh. Also the only people that "will know every important thing that happened in Robert's Rebellion" are the book readers and a ridiculously small minority of the show watchers, 98% of people watching the last season don't even remember who Robert is.
>You are not my Daenerys yet Daenerys nor would I obey that Daenerys even if you were Daenerys.
>Then I must consider this an act of Daenerys.
YOU FAT FUCK YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
>we'll never get a Yi Ti prequel
Who cares what skin color they have?
So dany dies pretty much in the beginning of the episode? Kek
FUCK TARGS
>tyrion sayd that the new King or Queen should decide what happens to Jon
JON IS THE NEW KING YOU FUCKING RETARDED DWARF THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT
Tsundere Dany
Good. Some things are better if they are shrouded in myth.
>you now remember Joffrey was a character
guys where have the years gone
Wasn't the entire point of Daenerys buying the Unsullied that they wouldn't chimp out and loot cities and rape/murder civilians when she takes Westeros? I distinctly remember Jorah saying that in the books
Night King win would have been better than this. How boring.
>the lightning lord
>the dark lord
>the smiling knight
>the demon of the trident
>sword of the morning
All sound pretty fucking cool
that is an awful shop
>trying to make sense of Dabib
you will hurt yourself, the human mind can only perform so much mental gymnastics before it fails.
>Grey Worm accepts Jons punishment
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
For me, it's
t. faggot
>Samwell Tarly the grand maester
Did he get any chain link at all?
Why are all the great houses so pleb compared to the lesser houses?
>Harlaw > Greyjoy
>Hightower > Tyrell
>Dayne > Martell
>Royce > Arryn
>Blackwood > Tully
Have sex incel
they missed a perfect opportunity for an easter egg of Jamie and Cersei stepping over a few decomposing corpses on their way out of the Red Keep. A lot of actors have weird offscreen deaths on the show, though, so it makes me wonder if there isn't something in her contract that says she can't be depicted as dead on the show
>shes in the black cells
Until Danny arrived, they had entire separate cells for at max, 3 people. 1 of whome is dead and the other only exists in the books, as far as we know.
>NO WOMEN OR CHILDREN
Qyburn would unironically be the best grand maester and save Westeros from centuries of eternal brainletism.
SIEG HEIL MEIN MAD QUEEN
I still don't understand why it would be a punishment for Jon to be at the Wall. The white walkers are dead, they're friendly with the wildlings, and he's used to the North. Why are they suddenly all democratic when it should be Jon or Gendry who takes over as king? A more bittersweet ending would be Jon being elected king against his wishes anyways and forced into a role he earned through betrayal, against his sense of honor.
>Mad Queen Dany's star burns fiercer than anything else we've seen in years from this show but streaks across the sky and is gone in 1 episode
Goddamnit if they weren't shit eating kikes we'd have a whole season at least of Emilia Clarke full on mad Queen and Dany actually fucking being based
honestly would prefer AsoIaF to end with the blackpowder age dawning in Oerth or whatever planet it is.
you know like "matchlocks" and "wheel lock using knights" and shit.
some equivalent to the polish-Lithuanian commonwealth or the republic of venice.
>Rape the peasant girls!
>Rape them for your queen!
What do you do?
why is she responsible for the winning strategy, remind me
DABID
IT'S NOT THE SEVEN "WALLS"
IT'S THE WALLS OF THE SEVEN KINGDOM DABID
THAT'S WHERE SHE'LL REMAKE THE PROMISE DABID
He loves dany and kills her. it's a form of exile for him
Dany going insane and burning KL and taking the throne should have been the cliffhanger for the penultimate season. They botched it so bad.
That's when real history became boring though, why would you want that
Gonna guess he has nothing to live for and its a suicide by cop type thing
I form ranks
this is tragic
>murdering innocents is based
/pol/ detected, what the writers did to her is unforgivable, she was pure
But Qyburn got the chains, he just had them taken away
Sam literally didn't learn anything to be a Maester, much less the Grand Maester
I guess they really wanted to push a "monarchy is bad" message but the excecution sounds so fucking stupid.
>An entire summer of tumblr/twitter being salty
It would have been glorious
PIKES INFRONT!
>trying to write my own ned/ashara fic
>all the ideas in the last threads are better than what I have
It 8urts
i rape the queen
>She was pure
Get out of here tourist, she's /ourgirl/ now
Baratheon is still the best Stormlands house same for the Lannisters and the Westerlands
ganbare user-kun
Just do it
I guess he's halfway between Benjen and the Wights somewhere. Undead, but somewhat conscious.
enlightened despotism is the Chaddest government type
>cliffhanger
the trouble with those is you need something to happen afterwards, so we'd end up with Teleporting Arya as the actual finale of the show. I doubt that would be better.
Holy crap... stop
Honestly, Jon going to the wall as self-punishment at least kind of made sense but according to that newest leak he actually gets "forced" to do it as a payment for his crime??
>she was pure
and that's why she fucking sucked, mad Dany is fuckin based and i actually like her now
2 summers actually
They didn't. Only Grey Worm did, and he was sullied. The Unsullied simply took their lead from him, their leader.
>not mind break ntr
>Jon spends the rest of his life adventuring with Ghost and Tormund
Not great, not terrible.
Stop discussing things that have nothing to do with the show.
>Tolkien
He shouldn't have taken part of his name if GURM didn't want to be compared to him.
The collective power of faggots from around the world who are just waiting for this shit show of a ride to come to an end is near impossible for any one person to match user. I'm sure your ideas are perfectly fine and anyways you can always pick and choose whatever you want from the threads and use em in your own fic
You actually need to go back
cry more incel
You must be fun at parties
Wait so does Dany die from being stabbed or is she still alive since Drogon takes her off?
yet another pointless and random death.
F
kek saved
So she's gonna free everyone by killing them? What the fuck man
From what I've watched, last weeks episode seems to be the most natural non played up she's been. Unironically qt
>8urts
fuck off hamsteak
More like, largest five head in Westeros..
I'm pretty sure she dies, he just flies away with her body
Pure garbage. I hope D&D lose Star Wars.
Dany corrupted them by allowing them to be humans. They lost that professional factor and it would make sense that the most humanized aka grey worm would be the first to fully chimp out
It's been stuck in the medieval era for thousands of years. The years-long winters are such a threat that everything is focused on survival.
>read nerd virgin books
>think isn't a incel
>Actual place
>mythic
She converted to the worship of mighty Khorne
Jon's character is ruined just as badly as Dany's by having him just abruptly murder her near the start of the episode.
it was a huge twist to have Dany go mad and they just drop it unceremoniously as soon as possible.
This isn’t a party
>IIRC the black actors are childrens of the forest
jesus christ that's disgusting
A) just because they stopped the guy who was going to end the world with winter that doesn’t make winter end immediately
B) that’s probably ash, she spent half of the last episode setting the city on fire
>Drogon doesn't kill Jon
gay
nice grammar incel
They had to since they left it until the penultimate fucking episode of the entire show to spring the trap. It was always going to be rushed.
people who believe that people have different races. racists.
amazing
This nigga bashes "internet journalism" when it was an actor from HBO's show that started the rumor. Then he acts like we're retards for believing it.
>I have freed the people of King's Landing
>Now I will free the rest of the world
Why is the only way to be "free" death? Why did bells of all things make Dany realize this? Seriously what the fuck
>Bronn Master of Coin
LOL
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i'm not a incel
I hate racists
No of course not this is Yea Forums and it is the most serious business of the internet
Kys 15 year old egdge lord , i'm glad your inbred queen dies next episode.
Bob Iger literally confirmed them in their triology yesterday.
>The next feature outing in the Star Wars franchise will be a new installment directed by Game of Thrones executive producers David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, Disney CEO Bob Iger has confirmed.
>The company boss ended his appearance at an investor comment in New York with updates about the Star Wars universe. The entry by Benioff and Weiss was announced in February 2018, and last week Disney revealed 2022 as the target date for the next installment as part of a larger setting of overall release dates.
It makes no sense, why would he not defend his mother that's been the only one he's known all his life just cause Jon smells halfway like her. Why are D&D assassinating good boy Drogon's character now
>Bran becomes the king
>can't have heirs since cripple
>in a generation the 7 kingdoms will be at war for the throne again
t. incel
>The rebels kinda forgot about the Death Star
Sounds like something an incel would say
I love racism
It seems pretty unlikely anyone has this much info on the episode who would be willing to leak it.
I think the reason they did that was because they believe it indicated that he was a good swordfighter.
well considering his track record on making money so far, he's not the worst fit. went from bum sellsword in a Northern tavern to knighted Lannister elite mercenary.
Exactly so take your off topic discussion of the books to Yea Forums, although they’d probably kick you out for your shit taste
>i'm glad your inbred queen dies next episode
I'm glad too, i still hate Dany. I just found her cute being literally Hitler
THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
EVEN IF WE ASSUME THERE'S SOME MAGIC FUCKERY THAT MEANS DANY DOES LEGITIMATELY THINK THE ONLY WAY TO FREE EVERYONE IS TO MURDER THEM
THEN THE SMALL COUNCIL SHOULD HAVE JUST FUCKING LIED TO GREYWORM AFTER PUNISHING JON
WHY DO THEY HONOR HIS PUNISHMENT
Go back
MORE THREADS YOU LANNISTER FUCK
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I believe you
Jon and Dany
Fucking based
No just to annoy you I will keep discussing Ashara and Ned for the rest of the eternity on this board and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
He's too much of a beta cuck to call out Ian. It's not the first time based Ian does it either (pic related), he's a book fan and is probably trying to rile George up into giving an update on the books.
>doesn't understand how money lending works when tyrion tries to teach him
And i hate reddit niggers
They didn't even have to fucking change the ends results of anything to not have Dany's turn to the dark side seem more reasonable.
1. Rhaegal doesnt die to teleporting ships
2. Everyone agrees to invade Kings Landing but stop if the bells ring
3. Invasion goes fine and the bells ring
4. Dany stops
5. Cersei reveals the Scorpions and kills Rhaegal and maybe Missandei in a surprise attack
6. THEN Dany goes ballistic and kills everyone.
It's not that hard Dumb and Dumber.
It's apparently from a guy who had early access to Cleganebowl screencaps and leaked a bunch of stuff from episode 5. Wouldn't be surprised if it's true.
Subhuman filth playing subhuman filth
They should just turn E6 into a hackneyed multi-camera sitcom complete with laugh track
there was probably never a way they could have made madDany satisfying unless they resolved it before the Long Night, but Hitler imagery + stabbing for one of the most popular characters followed by a happy ending is honestly worse than I could have possibly imagined.
Because, smartypants, Journalists are supposed to RESEARCH, before the publish. They heard a rumor from an actor, but instead of verifying its credibility, by ya know, just asking George, or asking his publisher, or speaking to anyone who might be linked to the books, they just ran with the rumor.
The actor was just regurgitating a rumor he already heard from the internet. It's nothing he started.
I’d only want to see Roberts rebellion if it was the same actor. If not then I’d lose all interest
>teams up with Beric to go play heroes in the North
>survives the battle of the dead at Winterfell
>suddenly decides that all he wants is a suicidal 1 on 1 with his brother
Fucking christ
>can't actually keep books or understand interest on debts because almost literally no commoner did back then
classic Dabid
they're supposed to be shorter red haired people with doe skin and green cat eyes. niggers playing them is the most ridiculous shit ever
plz let this be an intentional fake leak
Boo fucking hoo I’m sure they’ll do fine
He's easily the most beautiful man on the show, even NCW can't top peak Jorah.
t. Burlington Bar regular
>Dany giving a speech pretty much saying how she freed the people from Kings Landing
I used to live like two blocks away from that bar when I lived in Logan Square. I must have passed it hundreds of times. I didn't realize it was THAT Burlington until two days ago.
It’s difficult for me conceptualise how unbelievably based and redpilled you are
N + A = 0 (goblins)
she tells the hound how she's going to kill him and thats what he used to beat Gregor
she told him she was gonna tackle him through a wall and into a pit of fire?