Post the worst scenes

>this just in High T alpha males enjoy watching two grown men dance together.

What the FUCK did I just watch and why did nobody warn me???

fuck you gunkata is kino

It makes more sense in the world of the movie (in the characters can kill anything with their guns if they shoot them from an angle, this gun fist fight is between two of said characters who are trying to out gunkata each other.)

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wtf is this? A faggot mating dance?

Posting John Woo is cheating

the real one is worse enough why edit it
youtube.com/watch?v=gCKhktcbfQM

i literally cant tell if this is even the original at this point

Childhood is thinking this movie is the greatest thing ever
Adulthood is being embarrassed you were ever so stupid

Clean your room

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That's actually kino sweetie

holy FUCK that is some bad cgi

BULLETS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

GOODNIGHT

LOL that cannot be real..

Cool at first....then when you grow up you start asking why not just step back, lean back, or drop and shoot.

Yes they do. You're a virgin, you've never shot a gun.

Equilibrium is ridiculous but it's a highly enjoyable ride.

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legit lol is this real?

fucking kek why are the dancing around with guns "trying" to shoot eachother?

im dying
i remember seeing this in the theater when i was 10 or whatever and also thinking it was stupid and hilarious then too

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The whore with the golden guns

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and the other idiot friend who wouldn't shut up about boondock saints.

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The person who choreographed this fight obviously never fired a real gun in his life. The fucking noise would make those guys deaf.

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this movie was sick

Boondock Saints is enjoyable if your high or drunk as fuck.

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It was a good time, move like this are what cape shit took away from us.

SICK SKILLS!

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fucking kek
why not just use a rifle with bigger clip?

When this scene happened I thought that while it was a little silly my testicles were saying kino

always thought he looked like that dude from the fast show.

Face Off was great eat my ass if you disagree niggers

>john wick wishes
What scene is that?

The 90s couldn't last forever man, in fact you can blame schlocky action movies like Equilibrium for paving the way for capeshit. Equilibrium is a perfect example of "turn your brain off bro" except millenials who have a nostalgic attachment to shit like this movie argue that it's good compared to the modern era of the same concept i.e. capeshit

>double wielding golden deagles

Based and redpilled

demi looks way better than them other three

Fuck me, I loved this movie as a kid and havent seen it since. Almost can't believe how laughable it is now.

To be fair Liam Neeson is an old man at this point, him climbing that fence would take way too fucking long and clumsy if it was edited normally, the way this is edited is less to make it ''exciting'' and more to just get it over with, he jumps on a car, jumps on the fence, climbs over it and jumps, the editor was probably tired and going over the coverage when he pulled this together.

Because then you wouldn't be able to have a magazine loader hidden away in your sleeves of course.

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>Lucy Liu T-posing in the air
>hard cut to the 3 of them lying on the ground together

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inb4 borderline experimental

>they fall right next to each other

The person who did was the literal director and he has fired guns and "choreographed" the fights in his back garden

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>When you notice that fatty and hawaiian shirt swap places before they hit the ground

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youtube.com/watch?v=iiVx_FpyWCk

TFW brainlets don't understand Gun Kata

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Where the gifs also made in the early 2000s?

because then you couldn't do gunfu. retard.

They bounced.

Also you would think that drew knowing she was going to be in a fucking movie would have lost some weight but no, she had to go in looking like shit compared to her former self.

>gifs
Stop.

I love that he lands on his feet but in the next shot he is laying on the ground.

lol remember when The Matrix came out and every movies suddenly had to include a slow-mo airborn scene? Even fucking Shrek lol

This was literally kino

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Shrek was doing it as a joke though, these retards were completely srsly

Maybe it's because I am on a phone and haven't looked at it even fullscreen but non of them look fat to me

Shows how ubiquitous it was that Shrek was teasing the trope

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fucking kino

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is that a parody?

Even fucking Final Fantasy 9 has a Matrix slowmo parody shot in its climax. It's the most embarrassingly dated thing of early 00s pop culture.

Na drew was fat, they had to constantly use tricks in the move to hide that fact.

The wardrobe choices also assisted.

Just look at how she looked a few years before compared to then.

LONDON

Alright yeah I see it now, she could stand to lose a little weight.

Why do indians do shit like that in their movies?

I hope this got at least 3 Oscars

Anybody got that resident evil one?
The animated movies not the live action shit.

Na man it is a trope of their movies, I have seen it a number of times in various genres.

Who has the better hair system? Travolta obviously has the more expensive but who does it fit better?

This is some serious foreshadowing, they're pointing at themselves in the mirror. This symbolizes how the man behind the gun will be pointing that very same gun at their own face. Fuck, I need a cigarette and a new pair of skivvies.

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This is fucking gay and looks retarded. Only weeb faggots would like this.

Reminds me of this

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This is like a Bollywood movie

>Embed
prime demi was so fuckable omfg

Wrong, zoomer

Johns is better but is it more expensive?

I recall seeing photos that indicate he simply uses the spray on shit.

what is this fujoshit kino

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Blade was the one to do it first but yeah the Matrix popularised it by making it actually look good. Much like how everyone thinks of the low bass horn as the "Inception" horn when District 9 did it already

Do white people really do this?

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This that russian movie?

not liking equilibrium's gun-fu makes you a total fucking faggot you should go back to shitting in your gay lovers hands and then eating that shit with aids covered forks

Imagine the hearing loss.

>he's never played a game of soggy biscuit with the lads
pathetic

Yeah, except the biscuit is your mum

Shrek was a parody movie

Kino

youtube.com/watch?v=gbcTtbXnOCo

It's amazing how many people thought this stuff was cool at the time. People would defend it here constantly. It was always insanely retarded.

I miss the early 00s so much

>no one has posted bullseye yet
for shame
hooktube.com/watch?v=bIMVrX9CaVw

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What's wrong with it?

nice trips satan
it's so kino it ruins the rest of the movie

You are not supposed to use knockback rules when playing a normal campaign.

Someone post the Resident Evil one.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616_(number)#The_Number_of_the_Beast

>

Russian Avenger, there a ninja dude in the group with speed and agility power is using two baldes. No joke, they shaped like the good old hammer and sickle.

lmao what russian movie is this?

that's a soap opera, not a movie

WISE FWUM YOUW GWAVE

and neither of them ever heard anything again

Recommend me good Indian movies with this aesthetic. They're so silly that it's pure comedy, can't stop laughing at how cheap and cheesy it is

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Someone post the John Wick one

I assumed Travolta is top of the line since he has a jet liner garage attached to his house.

semi-auto flintlock muskets?

You're someone, begging faggot

Post that Now You See Me 2 scene. You know, THE scene

This has to be that shit Mel Gibson war movie...

Were they? I remember those two films were camp as fuck.

I don't have it though I lost it

Then I guess you'll have to learn how to save files and organize them. Or fuck off, either one is good.

Who hurt you?

>be responsible
>u mad xd

You genuinely seem upset

Can the Masked Magician reveal THAT trick?

Are they gay?

Its a urban myth

at first I thought it was a man in the postar, that'd be pretty gay haha

BASED

india was a mistake

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Equilibrium is what 1984 should have been.

Careful user, youre stepping on my shitposts

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Sauce ?

This one?

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That's the one, thank you user

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KINO

>indian movie
>all the actors look white
why?

>Joe Rogan: Origins

this seems silly but those types of areas are usually loud as fuck and although silencers are a lot louder than people realize, they also sound nothing like in the movies so most people can't even distinguish it when audible

still very stupid but not overblown as people make it out to be

Equilibrium's mortal sin was killing off Sean Bean. The character could have been the foil, the guide, the one to lead the main character to the truth, not some dumb kid.

something about that skull shape on that bald girl and the raised eyebrows/exagerrating mouth movements

These type of people NEVER have anything worth to say yet they're put on golden thrones where their opinions matter

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I thought the soggy biscuit game was only played in college by fratboys?

What about tigers, I hear they have tigers

imagine directing this and not thinking im a hack

i need a sauce now

i think this scene was intended to be funny as most were laughing in the theater

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This is some of the best shit ever. unironically an incredibly kino movie. you're a child if you don't realize this is godly

A pistol with a suppressor (we don't call them silencers) is still louder than a jackhammer and can cause hearing damage at close range.

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tread softly, because you tread on my dreams

kek is this from some fanflick?

>skull shape
Subhumans you mean?

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And that one guy who kept saying how much better The Man From Earth was than Hollywood movies.

>in the characters can kill anything with their guns if they shoot them from an angle
What? Like in that Wanted movie?

The Gunkata in Ultraviolet was more ridiculous.

youtube.com/watch?v=_OT1gcO2urM

dat sloped forehead

>he's not a fan of Star Trek: Enterprise

kino

i watched it fully once a few years back so i dont remember that lol

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Sam Fisher's face when was doing it the hard way for decades

Sean Bean's character has to die. It's a cardinal rule.

They're northern Indo-Iranian

I have never met anyone who doesn't like Face/Off, the question is do you appreciate it ironically as mere over the top action comedy (the pleb take) or realize it's unironically a well-directed film with actual great performances (patricians only).

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Its a soap opera not a movie, there are entire compilations of it on youtube.

EXTREMELY FUCKING BASED KINO

Is this a JAV parody? Please say yes.

MCU tier

No, that's just what jealous GDI's (god damn independent) say after they were rejected by a frat.

this. so much this

very epic mr scofield

Not even the Japs can pull off real life anime. Muda da.

...

which bollywood movie is this

it never ends.

>this is what the fat faggot does instead of writing the books and saving the show

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nuke them

reminder that these retarded flicks only exist because of drew "guns r bad" barrymore

Absolute fucking kino.

Based scene

Fuck, I wanna be that biscuit

t. salty goo gobbler

god that looks so fucking bad
I'd probably enjoy it a lot drunk off my ass

my lord, the faces of those mutts...!

god i loved person of interest, but this scene was so fucking bad

Such an amazing scene! I was laughing so hard.

Zoomer faggot

Who knew the Dread Pirate Roberts had such strength?

yall see that dog drivin that truck

Fucking based.

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is this what Special Relativity looks like?

This is LITERALLY the definition of kino

I do not remember thatg part.

>Cross shaped muzzle flashes
So fucking kino

wtf when was Shane McMahon in a movie?

LOVE, TARS

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How'd she not cut the other chick's legs off in the process

This is painful
OH MY FUCKING LORD i did not needed to see this today.

I never noticed that the dyke was reading off of something.

Kino™

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Holy fuck what is this I want to see it RIGHT NOW

Altered Beast : The Movie

The original is just as hilarious honestly.
youtube.com/watch?v=gCKhktcbfQM

HAHAHA
man, theres something really funny about women getting hit like dudes.

>Endgame_Captain_Marvel.webm

lmao
i have more ass than her, and i am a skinny male

>based on actual events.

agreed. Hard Target is the only Woo movie i remember liking, but i've got to see if that really holds up.

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apparently theirs some anime that just flat out ripped off the gun-kata, completely different story though

FUCKING NOTHING

the little nod at the end to the original title sequence was great, but the rest of that scene, and the movie, was a hot mess.

reminds me of the scene from play misty for me where clint does one single punch and the lady killer goes flying out of the window off a cliff. I laughed so hard the first time i watch this
youtu.be/IToytI3rmlI?t=55

This entire fucking movie is just action cringe to the extreme, someone should set up a friendly Yea Forums stream so we can watch together, i shit you not, its a spiritual experience, it is bad, oh boy it is very bad.

Imagine being the parents who agreed to let their child do this.

>imagine being rich parents of child actors

this reminds me of those "he's gonna get you" webms from a long time ago. does anyone have those?

Vergil...

they must've been joking when they did this, literally every single fucking background female in this has more ass and tits than mrs. crystal skull and she walks right past them

fuck you that's awesome

This is the worst thing I've seen in a mainstream movie in the past 10 years:

youtube.com/watch?v=tXh6Ev3oTqU

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S M H
M
H

This is a Euro thing.

Diesel is ALWAYS kino

lol.

why do they keep throwing it around even when nobody is searching them anymore?

>The youtube comments

Holy fuck people are retarded.

>jumps in front of your shield wall

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a forgotten Yea Forums legend

youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE

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Unironically a (((neanderthal))) trait.

gun kata is kino though

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Looks like a video game cinematic. Embarrassing.

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the 3d RE movies are so creative in their bullshit. I'm glad to see that re finally surpassed its schlocky roots

That's pretty fucking dumb.

>shoots into a crowded police station

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it's so unapologetically retarded that it becomes awesome

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back to Yea Forums faglord

>japanese """""""""""""humor"""""""""""""

Face/Off is peak cinema. Possibly the greatest film ever made.

Never, user. Never forgotten.

your webm reminds me that, when filming die hard, rickman would flinch so badly when he fired his pistol that mctiernan had to cut away. those gals obviously didn't have to deal with the noise or recoil or flash

that was fucking stupid

...AND CONTAGIOUS

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>does more damage than the mutant

it's a movie faggot

i stand by it

HOW THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE SO MANY BULLETS!?

she's got a good body though

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fuck everything about this.

Never fucking forget.

this is pure cringe

>prime Chariie's Angel
>cant do headshots

Damn Ashton's right all along

I saw this film on cable once and I don't know how you can have so many visuals and elaborate action scenes and feel so fucking cheap and lame. They homaged A Trip to the Moon with the exploding natives made of smoke, then flew around, and then Pan's mother is made of After Effects particle effects, that's literally all I remember.

>that needless jump at 0:17
fucking kek

This scene always baffles me, what the fuck were they doing?

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wow that has to be one of the most retarded things I have ever seen

oh jesus fuck
I was not ready

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I seriously can't believe you basedboys can't understand this scene.

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This makes me wonder if the first one holds up as well as I remember.

That wall assisted body slam was great.

Kingsman is one of the best action movies of the last decade.

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If you aren't a weeb faggot then you shouldn't be on Yea Forums period.

Equilibrium was pure kino fire, don't kid yourself, kid

k i n o

india was the best thing to ever happen to cinema ever

What if I'm a faggot, but not a weeb?

all time great GOAT shot of all time

Cant climb a fucking fence anymore without this shit happening

anime is the key to success

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I was like 12 when this came out and my folks kicked me out of theater for laughing.

Based Canadian perv cartoon.

Well not everybody is raging faggot like you, willing to be anally raped

Then you go to reddit :)

>butt cracks are visible
Is that legal?

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>second bullet
>faster than the first

youtube.com/watch?v=0PZXu3x93T0

You got the one with Carmela?

youtube.com/watch?v=06sOEWajpZs

There's literally nothing wrong with this. It's a cartoonish girl-spy movie. Why can't movies be cartoonish anymore? Movies used to be so diverse in their world's logic. Many cartoon-like movies were made. Imagine making webms and laughing at how unrealistic and retarded Ace Ventura is.

Today, everything needs to be hyper realistic as if it makes the movie smarter; It doesn't. A movie is a story worth hearing, not a scientific paper.

probably European

You must be an American

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>mfw everyone in my theater was silent/pokerfaced when this/cpt. marvel showed up

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you know I was memeing about this shit in like 2013 and no one fucking laughed, fuck you all for being slow to the curve

also, who couldn't forget this one
youtube.com/watch?v=sDte-axR9l8

Jews are honestly revolting

>people watch capeshit
>people will watch vagshit

I could dump my entire skeleton folder and it wouldn't convey the utter lack of ass on display

Aryan indian master race . Get with the times, man.

>clip

WHAT

I thought this scene was 15 minutes long the first time I saw it

>The Gunkata in Ultraviolet was more ridiculous.
The reason is that the Gunkata in that movie is the variant someone in Equilibriums production staff was pushing to use aswell, but the director wanted the more subdued one. And looking back we can see which was better choice. Equilibrium is a cult classic and Ultraviolet is pretty much forgotten film.

I still don't get why people flocked to see this movie. I like to think we haven't sinked so low as to have a quarter of the entire world worship and identify with marvel characters like they're real people enough they HAVE to see them fight in a big dumb battle scene or else their lives are worthless.

>look guys!
>look how long i've been here!!!!
>look what i was meming about in 2013!!!!!!
>8==D~~~~~~

Don't have a webm but honestly how in that new robin hood movie they treated arrows like some fucking machine gun in some eastern country

Why didnt one of them just put it in their ass

>youtube.com/watch?v=_2OmsXgGRCY
>google this
>anime about musketeers
>they unlock magical powers that make the muskets shoot multiple bullets
Holy fuck Japan.

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I was 14 in 2013, I was memeing about this on IRC and shit

Can I be both? it's really entertaining action flick with good pertormances.

you're only 20 years old?

Extended cut is more embarrassing, especially 3:02
youtube.com/watch?v=TpsFWBzDHkk

Imagine...

Im no newfag and i remmeber ppl posting this, but i dont see the cringe in this. It actually co,es across pretty good to me.

this shit is just too damn funny

The one group that just bounces off the palace wall and falls to their deaths

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Supposedly that is how the actor actually runs. There was this making of documentary of this film and they show him in a large treadmill doing this scene.

This post made me kek

wtf my eyes lierally hurt

>haped like the good old hammer and sickle.

The Soviets are just biding their time aren't they

You must be 18 to use this website

why the fuck would you plant catapult palm trees outside of your city walls?

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The Crush. I thought it was either the crush or poison ivy cause i remember both having a similar plot. 90s shit

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youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ&t=42s
this scene still makes me visibly angry

>comment that said the cgi has not aged so well
nigger this came out in 2014 and everyone thought it looked like shit then

this is making me feel squeamish and I have no idea why

in case you lose the keys

You can never go wrong with Chiranjeevi:
youtube.com/watch?v=gfoaogJN_pw