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First for Dayne

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GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

wrong, brandon was in a similar situation where he was set to be wed to a terrible tully trout and wanted to be with his true love some barbara something or other

Boar wine, My Lord?

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The White Knights Oath.

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GODS NED, WHY DID WE NEED THE TROUT FUCKS WHEN I WAS THIS STRONG


ROBERT REBELLION SPIN OFF WHEN

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Based and Asharapilled

King Aegon on Sunday, who is hype ?

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Does anybody have the funny Denerys Targareyn burn puns? The Daenerys "If You Won't Kneel, Your Burns Won't Heal" Targareyn, and so on.

N + A = J

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Feels real good being a Sansachad

How does it feel Danyfags, your little princess turned out to be a crazy emotional baby killing warmonger

disgusting

Tullys were the demise of both Arryn and Starks. When will Westeros wake up to the crimes of the eternal trout?

Cast Ashara Dayne and a proper Ned.

Just one more episode and we're done. I'll finally rest. And maybe watch the sunrise on a grateful universe.
It was a fun ride, for the most part.

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NOT SO FAST NORTHERN WHORE

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>How does it feel Danyfags, your little princess turned out to be a crazy emotional baby killing warmonger
I'm not even a Danyfag but she turning out to be a crazy emotional baby killing warmonger is pretty fucking hot and made me like her

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Welcome back /got/ to Kek or Cringe with Ser Davos, Stannis please show me your meme

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megan fox would be perfect for her

Sorry Starkcucks, you're not getting the components of Ice back

Maybe try Begging the Targshit Dany for Widows Wail

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B-Based lady Ashara

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>implying there's anything wrong with killing babies

Remember, history is written by the winners.

Burn them all dany!!

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You'll be back next year for the Long Night.

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EURONCHADS ARE THE ONLY TRUE CHADS

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How comfy are you going to be on Sunday anons

What is wrong with this Ned

>Does anybody have the funny Denerys Targareyn burn puns? The Daenerys "If You Won't Kneel, Your Burns Won't Heal" Targareyn, and so on.

I really really need them.

>When will Westeros wake up to the crimes of the eternal trout?
>Have absolutely no claim to the Riverlands
>happen to be near Aegon when he conquers Harrenhal
>Aegon doesn't know shit about the Riverlands, assumes the guys with the fish sigil are the leaders
>Nobody speaks Valyrian and Aegon hasn't learned common westerosi yet, so nobody can correct him

Imagine having all your power derived from the fact some foreign conquerer just learning how shit worked giving you a title you never had any claim to before?

Is the Blackfish and his son the only Tully with any sort of worth in this god forsaken house

i thought this was the guy who got turned into a white-walker in episode 3. maybe it's just someone who looks similar

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I liked Faith Militant Lancel desu
*randomly chases a kid down dark tunnels all alone*

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You were too late to comfort her.

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only young Ned that comes to mind is young LoTR/Sharpe aged Sean Bean

I HEAR KING'S LANDING BELLS ARE RINGING.
BURN THEM ALL, LET'S SEE SOME KILLING.
I FUCKED MY NEPHEW, MY FATE IS SEALED.
THAT SHIP WAS REALLY WELL CONCEALED.
FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T EXPLAIN...
TYRION IS GONNA SERVE IN BRAN'S NAME.
WHAT A GARBAGE SHOW.
HAVING A ROBOT RULE THE WORLD.

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He has more screentime than radmure

>baby killing warmonger
Yeah but what race?
First Men commit 50% of war crimes
but are 13& of the population of Westeros

Young Ned

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>Tell them
TELL 'EM!

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Might work, we didn't see a lot of the actor
He seemed a bit awkward. Didn't feel like Ned I suppose
Megan Fox is far too slutty to capture Ashara.
Also too old. Ashara was early 20s.

for the night is long and full of danyfags

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it was a dothraki who got whighted apparently

I have failed you Daenerys, I have failed you...

Why need Ice back when Ned's good ending will get him Dawn when his super cool brother in law Arthur let's him wield it at tourneys and shit

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what's this dude's stats because jesus

How does Sean Bean have a career if he dies in everything he's in?

If Cersei had married Ned and Bobby had married Catelyn, Catelyn would have gone completely insane. She was already a bitch with one bastard, imagine if she’d been married to a man who fathered half the population of King’s Landing

checked and comfy kingaegonposter. kek these people believe those fake ass finale leaks.

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Ashara

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>Does anybody have the funny Denerys Targareyn burn puns? The Daenerys "If You Won't Kneel, Your Burns Won't Heal" Targareyn, and so on.

Who was the best mountain?

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Here's a question
Do the books clarify you NEED to be a Dayne by birth? Or can you be a Dayne by blood to claim the Sword of Morning title?
ie, can you be related to the Daynes through your mother.

Wasn't Ned awkward as a young man?

Blackfyre through the female line. The story of the black iron dragon head washing up on the shore years later rusted red was broadcasting that pretty clearly.

Who is that? He looks like an actual younger version of sean bean. I am confused.

FUCK jews and FUCK niggers and FUCK trannies

What even is Dawn?

Apparently forged from a meteroite or some shit?

He is the one of the all time greats at dying obviously

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check the archives bro

Tyrells are just as bad, they were asskissing stewards. The Starks and Arryns are the only houses who began as kings

M-my queen

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>YOUR NEW EMPIRE?

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SER GREGOR
LISTEN TO YOUR QUEEN
DO IT NOW!!
SER GREGOR!!!!!!!!

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radmure's playin' the LONG game
ah i see and thank goodness
the man is broad

>"For the Seven Kingdoms, James?"

>How does it feel Danyfags, your little princess turned out to be a crazy emotional baby killing warmonger
Her murderous rampage turned me into a Danyfag

First mountain, no contest

There is a reason the people in his line other than what, 1 or 2 are great Kings? The rest of the Targs are nutjobs

Leave Dany to me

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>b- b- but we Lannisters won the War of the Five Kings
>I was dictating history as is my privilege as a war-winner
>i told the maesters myself
>how could my actions have so rapidly led to this devastating turn of events in light of this widely-cited truism regarding victors writing history?

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This absolute unit

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luke bracey

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I don't think it's clarified if any of the wielders aside from Arthur were born or married into the house. Seeing as no one can wield Dawn for generations I guess it's more a the family decides if you're worthy as a warrior and not as a Bloodright claimant

and Lannisters
Tullys, Baratheons, Tyrells and Greyjoys are just LARPing as ancient lords

All Hail Queen Daenerys!

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Lannisters were kings too.
Baratheons were kings from their mother's side. And Orys was pretty based and a half brother to Aegon at any rate
Martells were princes of Dorne.
Greyjoys, Tyrells and Tullys are pure lesser house shit. Shouldn't have been allowed.
Riverlands should have been split between the Lannis and Starks.
Iron Island should have been permanently sank with dragonfire
Hightowers should have gotten the Reach. And I HATE the Hightowers.

gay

post a better one than this

Protip:you cant

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I feel the first mountain had the most intimidating face while this guy had the best build.

I am a literal brainlet and have no idea how to do that.

Dawn is a walking Chekov's gun. I suspect it was part of Jon's arc but got replaced by Targshit fuckery.

>Catelyn would have gone completely insane.
>Cat suffers through all of it in the name of duty
>Jaime notices it eventually
>They fake a fire and run off to Essos

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PODRICK
PODRICK
PODRICK
PODRICK

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10/10

a man of refined taste and culture, i see

yeah, it was forged "from a fallen star" so yes a meteorite

iirc Darkstar can claim Dawn despite being in a cadet branch.

We weren't talking about Lannisters, we wuz talking about Targareyns and shit. When the official "Interregnum" history books are compiled, they'll tell the people what to think.

Greyjoys have a better lineage than Lannisters, a lot of elected kings came from their line.

Does it make you sad that his Uncle Bobby B. never got to see him become a mace-wielding fag-bashing chad?

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bottom left is my maester i messed up the editing

name an 8+ season long show with plot focus where the ending wasnt a disappointment

The only King in the entire history that will take the Throne regardless of his bloodline and slaughter will be Jon. Sure he is a Targ but that is not why he will become King, he will become King because people want him to be King.

>And I HATE the Hightowers.
The Hightowers are one of the most based houses. Fuck outta here.

Get that fucking cringe to fucking twitter or something

Domeric was a good boy, he was a poet and liked to play the lute. Roose should have murdered Ramsey as soon as he showed any sign of being a violent little shit.

Only issue is that the sex has to happen outside
Preferably in the lake while they're skinny dipping.
Also if everyone cheered them on it wouldn't be such an unconfirmed secret.

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South Park

Fuck your throne

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Khaleesi....

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LANCEL MORE WINE

>look at me, I'm king of the shithole archipelago, look at my crown made of literal wood
Ironborn are niggers

Logh?

Yeah, and by the looks of it, better than valyrian steel swords

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Wouldn't count on that user.

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unironically based

Also apparently one of the top horse riders in the entire seven kingdoms

I want to follow her. In her bedroom

>Implying Faith militant Lancel wouldn't be pouring another cup of Wine while Bobby B makes fun of his stupid haircut

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>Hightower shits start the war that permanently turned house Targ from chad dragon riding superhumans to autistic "MUH DRAGONS" inbred incest fucks
>supported Blackfyres behind the scenes

Hightowers are always there fucking shit up and siding with the worst iteration of the Targs.

enjoy getting burned by your crazy wife

I really thought Lancel was a chick when I first saw him

it has become a theme that the most cunning characters get themselves killed in the dumbest, most simplistic ways

>littlefinger forgets that bran exists
>varys stops plotting
>qyburn tries to strong-arm gregor
>NK forgets that there are people behind him

based, also witnessed
cringe

>Rhaella/Ned fic
goddamn

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First mountain had the best face, second mountain had the best voice, third had the best body.

The dothraki horseniggers...

THAT'S IT TARG SHITS, IT'S BLOODY TRIDENT TIME

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Good meme Stannis, very Kek, and what about you Dany?

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Does that mean Sansa will get the lamest death of all?

>man who caused three whores to cum simultaneously with a since glance
What a god

How would that even work
How would would Rhaella be?
Personally I'd prefer Rhaella/Jaime. Teen Jaime seems more of a target for mommy smut.

Lmfao touché.
Riverlands and Iron Islands should have remained one region, and LC Hoare should have ditched the Wall to rule both.

>second mountain had the best voice
Im happy someone points this out his voice was shere khan level of deep

do dragons have genitalia or cloacas

>Bran/Cersei

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Reminder Ramsey and The Night King would both have made better rulers than Dany

vocaroo.com/i/s1h9cwfFGOGY

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>Riverlands and Iron Islands should have remained one region, and LC Hoare should have ditched the Wall to rule both.
Ironborne are fucking boatniggers
They get the the dragonfire.

Post the meme with Stannis and his board plz

I don't remember why Lancel fell in with the Sparrows in the first place so I'm having a hard time formulating an intelligent rebuttal to this but my gut tells me King Robert Baratheon didn't bully for no reason. He just was disgusted by Lancel's weakness, but he would respect him if he stopped being a cunt.

No! Wait!

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>Ned/Lyanna

>How would that even work
Past 3 threads we've established that Ned was catnip to women during his younger autist shyness days

>Ashara is one of those girls who acts all flirty but when shit gets real they become shy
>she's a virgin that knew it was going to hurt from being told and does her best to hide it to keep the "ara ara" game going
>Ashara leads Ned to her room because she "doesn't feel safe"
>Ned autistically does, because it is a man's duty to protect a women especially in a tourney which thousands of men are in
>Ashara is worried because this is the first man who didn't leave her at this point. She is scared that Ned is more forward than he let's on, and on the way trys to make excuses as to why Ned needs to leave
>Ned, both densely trying to protect Ashara and wondering if he was about to being "making the eight", continues to followers with her
>Ned looks to Brandon at what to do, and he smiles at him in a sort of smug pride
>Young Robert Baratheon loudly says something about "The Wolf chasing the moon", chasing other guys to cheer and Ned/Ashara to be embarrassed
>Ashara gets more and more desperate worried about giving it all the Ned while still being a lady-in-waiting, and comes up with more eleborate reasons why Ned should go
>Ned not understanding this autistically states that he would "brave any obstacle for her", which makes Ashara silent.
>They both go into Ashara's room and Ned notices that nothing about what Ashara said is their, and he comments on this
>Ashara breaks into tears and admits that her flirting was a ruse and that she could "never satisfy Ned"
>Ned is extremely confused

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>Mycah/Catelyn

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>crazy house Hoare beating the squids into obedience
>they spend all their time seething but can’t do anything about it because the Riverlands keep taking all their shit
>Euron is just some sadistic poor boy on a rock in the ocean, no Volantis for you
Keeping them alive is way funnier

>saves your show

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Dont forget the throne made of stone and being a great house but poorer than most prominant minor houses such as the freys, hightowers and Tarlys.

FUCKING KINO

where's my bobby's rebellion prequel with Henry Cavill and Christopher Nolan?

rhaegar aside, bobby b always looks so fucking badass in depictions of the battle of the trident

>They get the the dragonfire.

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>Bobby B actually waits
>Rhaegar survives
>They try to get to Aerys
>Aerys gets the drop on them both through some weird shit, kicks them both on a boat to slavers bay
>they escape
>wacky adventure of boisterous Bobby B and quiet harp playing Rhaegar trying their best to get back to Westeros and save everyone from Aerys at full mad power.

Would you watch Yea Forums?

>"...Daemon was the better man. The old king saw it too. He gave the sword to Daemon."
Targshits stole the throne from the truest king Westeros ever knew.

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Imagine getting mogged by house fucking Tarly. The absolute state of squids

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>Drogo/Arya

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Arya's little friend that got rode down? wut

TINY DRAGON BASTARD

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lel

Well, Rhaella was seriously mistreated
I could see her be smitten with shy but full on honourable
>f-for one night little wolf pup, let your queen imagine a better life

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No, Lyanna makes this impossible

this is just salsa/hound if hound was brown and salsa was a goblin. way worse imo

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Roberts rebellion has Rhaella at or around 37, not like she couldn’t be attractive/want to dom a young autistic but really nice wolf like Ned, plus I’m sure she’s still fertile

Also he’s an instant improvement over Aerys

>Dany's shitters
>proper fookin dragons

The last good dragons died at the Main Event of Dragonmania, at the God's Eye arena at Harrenhal

Yeah the butchers boy

post yfw you saw this for the first time

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>Martells were princes of Dorne.
Martells are race traitors that used a foreign horde to defeat the rightful rulers of Dorne, the Ironwoods.

Daemon was Aegons only pure blooded son. He knew Daeron the second wasn't his at the time of his death hence making his half breeds legitimate as a fail safe. The only thing the Daerons faction had to counter was Aemon was the most honourable man in the universe who could do no wrong.

reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/1cbwef/spoilers_all_complete_analysis_the_blackfyre/

if sansa dies we riot

Why did everyone think Rhaegar was perfect despite being autistic? Why did Rhaegar think that him takin Lyanna wouldn’t have caused so much drama? Why did such anti-traditional girl like Lyanna decide to run away with Rhaegar?

the king who bore the sword.
Knee bent.

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Oh no, based Euron might have to fire two shots to kill a full sized dragon! However will he cope

>Bobby beats him over the head with a rock at the first opportunity
>roll credits

>salsa/hound
Is this the most popular pedophile pairing in fandom?

That's what makes it amazing
They know they'd never survive alone. Bobby B's too bookdumb to make it through Essos by himself and Rhaegar begrudgingly admits that Bobby B's a far better warrior so he needs his help.
The only way either of them could ever hope to get back to Lyanna is helping one another.

kek

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>Ned and Robert lose the war of the 5 kings but escape to Essos
>Jaime still kills Aerys and promptly fucks off as well
>we get comfy Ned, Robert, Jaime adventures in exotic lands instead of boring political soap opera.

this. Hafthor is the strongest man on Earth, but he's got a babyface going on.

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Felt like George Lucas took over, the scene was cringy as fuck.

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what

Reminder Daemon didn't want the crown
All he wanted was to fuck his sister Daenerys and be left alone with his 10 kids
Instead he got saddled with some slut from Lys or whatever and roped into a rebellion.

Someone post the spoilers again please, I forgot them already

They have 80 minutes to do the following:

Wrap up Brienne now that Jaime is dead.
Sansas status. She's in Winterfell so how the fuck will she have scenes with Jon / Arya since they're hundreds of miles away? Also Bronze Yohn.
Where the fuck Robin Arryn is / what he is doing.
Whatever the fuck Maario Naharis is doing in Mereen.
Where the fuck Edmure Tully is and what is the status of Riverrun and the Twins, who will hold these castles?
Wrap up Arya's story.
Jon + Dany and the reaction to King's Landing being a smoldering ruin filled with the charred corpses of hundreds of thousands of people.
Whatever the fuck happened to Samwell (he's still in Winterfell?) Any consequences for Dany's genocide.
Bran actually doing something, or not? Is there any actual point to his character? Does he actually play any role in the end?
Status of House Lannister now that Tyrion is apparently all that is left. Whatever happens to Casterly Rock.
Bronn, because they forced this character, he appears in two scenes this season but they're obviously going to somehow shoehorn him into a scene in the final ep.
The fate of Grey Worm and the Unsullied since they're extremely loyal to Dany and committed warcrimes to surrendered Lannister forces.
Whatever the fuck the Dothraki will do in Westeros now that the war is one (pillage + rape)
The fate of Dany's dragon if she does indeed die. Obviously it's a weapon too dangerous to be kept alive.
If the Iron Throne even still exists with the Red keep a ruin.
Yara? Probably won't ever be mentioned again, nor will her reaction to her brother being killed.
Status of the North now that the WW threat is gone, what happens to the wall now, what happens to the Night's Watch if any watchmen are even still alive (probably not).
Who will rule the Reach / Highgarden.
If Sam will inherit Horn Hill and become a lord there / his mom / sis.
King's Landing / new capitol? It's a ruin.

This is all I can think of off the top of my head.

>Ashara leads Ned to her room because she "doesn't feel safe"
>Ned autistically does, because it is a man's duty to protect a women especially in a tourney which thousands of men are in
>Ashara is worried because this is the first man who didn't leave her at this point. She is scared that Ned is more forward than he let's on, and on the way trys to make excuses as to why Ned needs to leave
>Ned, both densely trying to protect Ashara and wondering if he was about to being "making the eight", continues to followers with her
>Ned looks to Brandon at what to do, and he smiles at him in a sort of smug pride
>Young Robert Baratheon loudly says something about "The Wolf chasing the moon", chasing other guys to cheer and Ned/Ashara to be embarrassed
>Ashara gets more and more desperate worried about giving it all the Ned while still being a lady-in-waiting, and comes up with more eleborate reasons why Ned should go
>Ned not understanding this autistically states that he would "brave any obstacle for her", which makes Ashara silent.
>They both go into Ashara's room and Ned notices that nothing about what Ashara said is their, and he comments on this
>Ashara breaks into tears and admits that her flirting was a ruse and that she could "never satisfy Ned"
>Ned is extremely confused

Dany dies, autistic tree man becomes king

like D&D give a fuck about wrapping up any of this

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Why does he have two swords

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do a flip

This is one of those things where actually seeing it made it way worse
Imagine if they actually filmed Robert caving in that dragon fucker's chest, there's no way it could live up to the hype

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Vaghar would probably shrug off a bolt from the ballista
Caraxes was mad nimble according to tales. he'd dodge all day
Face it, Dany's dragons are lowtier. They couldn't even take Dreamfyre or Sunfyre, much less a Vaghar or a Meleys or a Caraxes

pedo? no, book hound is like 25, show sansa is of age.

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Casterlies were the ones that originally had the rock not Lannisters. Lann the original jew swindled it from them for some retarded reason

he's just shitposting about autism or something

Kind of. Bobby would be proud.

>Sansas status.
Same as always: a bitch. The only difference is that now she's a bitch that loves to be anally forced

D&D wanted to make character badass. Badass characters in RPG games uses dual wielding

Unironically based. Bookfags BTFO

He won it from the Casterlies in a game of sabacc

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That would be kino. The question is would it be even more kino if Bobby duel wielded warhammers?

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The sex needs to be skinny dipping in a lake
And can't have lots of people notice.

He slept with Cersei

Also, whatever happens to Tyrion since he betrayed Dany by letting Jaime free.
If we will ever see Gendry or Storms end (not likely).
Wherever the fuck Podrick Payne is (with Brienne?)
Meera, she fucked off back to Greywater watch, so highly unlikely.
Dorne, nothing will be mentioned of it.
Is it still winter, or did defeating the Night King end it? Winterfell was still winter when we last saw it despite the NK dying.

There's no way they could make it.
What happened in 3 episodes should have happened in, at least, 2 seasons. Everything was so rushed...

Kind of convenient that you don’t address that it’s based Euron piloting the scorpions. I bet he could fuck a dragon if he wanted too as well

The last episode will just be Arya riding on her white horse for an hour and twenty minutes while everyone claps and congratulate her

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Post best sophies

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Lol there's no way they can settle most of this in the one episode they have. I just expect Tyrion trial and Jon killing Dany and fucking off North with Bran being king to happen

>expectations subverted

>can stab one dude twice
or
>stab two dudes once
Much more efficient

>Euron LARPing as a crossbowman is able to take down one of Dany's Dragons on his own
If he remembers he's a crazy magic fucker he'll be fine which he doesn't need cause LARPing Crossbowman Euron is already too powerful

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To think we could have had 2 10 episode final seasons of the show, and while even then it would have been rushed it would be no where near as bad as what we got.

All D&D had to do was give a single fuck, but they didn't and instead of letting someone else that did give a fuck take over they said fuck you.

He's a big guy

I'd smile if it didn't sound realistic. I mean, the constant wanking over Arya in that season is beyond me.

The sex with Ashara must've been god-tier for Ned to fall into a PTSD episode at the very mention of her death.

he's right you know

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Mid-thirties and mid-twenties is still fine age-wise. Jorge is just a dumbass who decided to be ahistorical instead of going with the timeskip

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Idk why but I think Euron’s actor is super cute and attractive. Like he just has this charisma about him and he looks fun to be around. Also I think his slight chubbiness is kinda cute.

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I honestly will be enraged if the Bran king thing turns out to be true, which it will.

It has to be the dumbest thing that has been leaked. Bran is a character right now of 0 significance to the plot, I honestly don't see how the fuck they will make the leap to making him king, and who the fuck would support it anyways.

hes just wacky crazy zany adventurer down for good times and good frens

Are we talking about ships we have that make no sense?
>Wynafryd Manderly /Jon Snow
I can't wait for all the Jonerys fags to through fit when I reveal Wynafryd/Jon to be the pairing in my fic

>Jew likes subversive garbage
I'll admit, this season has been excellent in terms of making normalfags miserable, though.

Post the image

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What does the leak say about Drogon after Dany is murdered by Jon?

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post that one gif of Sansa dancing super sexy to make up for this shit post

>actor
It’s a cameo

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showfags don't know how young most of the characters are, even Ned and Robert were like in their mid 30s at the latest

>ben "ravaged by bbc" shapiro

that necklace is fucking stupid

I'd accept Euron using the dragonhorn to enchant a proper old school dragon and then just wrecking everyone's shit honestly
Especially if it's Caraxes.
Caraxes is the coolest dragon. I'm a filthy dirty faggot for admiting it but the nickname "the blood wyrm" is so fucking cool.

>both their first times
>gentle cool spring night
>under the starlit heavens of the God's Eye, the weirwoods nearby and yet surrounded by septs, both their faiths near
>both unsure and yet pressing on, encouraged by their own lusts and the pleasure of the intimacy neither understood properly

If it did happen, must have been a hell of a first time. Wouldn't blame Ned from being traumatized, given the next time he likely saw her, it was to tell her he had to kill her brother.

Ok now this thread is based

She was decent tits dont get me wrong but damn i wish she had milkers of this calibre

lmao

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nice trips but bad taste

The women makes the necklace

he doesn't die in sharpe and that's one of his biggest roles

Season 8 is unironically kino except for episode 3

>He even returns Arthur's sword of super ultimate magic meteor power Dawn to Ashara after Killing him and lies saying Arthur died like an honorable superhuman facing off against his entire squad instead of being backstabbed
Ashara sex ruined Ned for all other women

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>When he laughed his face sloughed off and the priest saw that it was not Urri but Euron, the smiling eye hidden. He showed the world his blood eye now, dark and terrible. Clad head to heel in scale as dark as onyx, he sat upon a mound of blackened skulls as dwarfs capered round his feet and a forest burned behind him. “The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.”
Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”

>”Does she like it gentle or rough? A finger in the bum?”

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Why can't they film a proper night scene? You had that amazing battle with the Night King but couldn't see jack shit because it was so dark.

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all necklaces look the same unless you've got the gay

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BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBASED

EP3 would be kino if Jaime/Jon/Theon killed NK and more main people died

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10/10

Oooooooooooooooookayyyyyyy...

The 3th WTF moment is mad queen?

Vhaegar > Balerion > Caraxes

Rhaella/Ned got brought up cause in the last thread we had a good ol milf dragon on autistic wolf fic uncovered

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One is for monsters, the other is for humans. Though some would argue that there is no difference between those.

Show Euron > Book Euron
Books are for nerds

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Is that Sheev?

I want to cuddle Tommen while he pets Ser Pounce

n-no homo lads

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obligatory

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What's up with the look dickless gave Jon?

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I can't remember, does Jaime confront punished Lancel about fucking Cersei in the show?

Imagine fucking prime melly christ

>highborn girl travelling in secrecy from kings landing
>let her listen to your plans and dont even question who she is
Tywin lannister was a stupid retard

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bbbbrrrrrrrrrappppppppppppppfffffpfprprrrrttttt

>Wife Ashara with Ned and Bobby as travelling buddys
Your wife and Robert are going to get Ned to fuck her and you can't stop it

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youtube.com/watch?v=YQS4o_bYA_M

I'm not sure anyone else knew besides Tyrion and the High Sparrow (presumably)

>these faggots defending this cancel sign looking piece of shit
Wtf why

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Sweet mother of gods, MOAR BEFORE I CREAM MYSELF

START THE NEXT THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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>OOGA BOOGA ME KILL JEWS

His doing to accuse Jon of treason next episode for not following in on it.

If there is any character left of Jon being Ned "son" he should execute him somehow.

Are you okay with your wife cheating on you with her twin bro?

>J-Jon fuck me please, I’m begging you, the madness is taking hold and only your cum can help me stave it off

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Oh yeah because Tyrion never even told him in the show, which was a major moment in the books, and the reason Jaime's character was completely derailed after season 4 when he didn't tell him

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its literally the greek letter theta too

stolen

Based, what book ever killed a dragon or fucked the Queen? None fuck books

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So we can all agree that Dany was the best character of the series, right?

How is it that sansa seems so chinky yet sophia is tight as fuck

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Jon vs Cockless dude

>Cersei: The Red Keep has never fallen
>Red Keep literally falls on her

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>She hurries away from him, so angry and strangely embarrassed by Ned Stark's rejection; Ashara has never been ashamed of the sharing her bed with men before and how dare some Northern second son try to shame her! As she stalks back towards the dining hall, Ashara's fury burns as hot as dragon fire, and, when Brandon Stark steps into her path, she does not hesitate to grasp the front of his shirt and purr, “And where are you escaping to, Lord Stark?”

>There is surprise in Brandon's eyes but desire as well, and Ashara knows this Stark will not dare push her away.

>The whole affair lasts mere minutes. Brandon Stark takes her in a shadowy corridor, her skirts rucked up around her waist, his laces undone just enough to free his cock. Ashara winces from the force of his thrusts, the elder Stark's breath hot and moist against her neck, and she gasps more from indignation than pleasure as Brandon spills inside her without making any effort to see to her pleasure. As he pulls away, Ashara looks at him in disbelief; for all the whispers she heard about Brandon Stark's prowess, this was the last thing she expected.

>Ned would never treat me like this, Ashara realizes as Brandon presses a sloppy kiss to her cheek before disappearing down the hall, leaving her sore between her legs, his seed on her inner thighs. The tears hit her so suddenly, Ashara cannot prepare for them, and it is the first time she has ever regretted fucking a man.

She seems to have spent a long period of time obsessed with her own ass.

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it's a theta, retard. Go read GRRM's In the House of the Worm

I've already started edging.

Kek

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It's symbolic of her rape and how she's now able to control it and take charge/ownership of it.

GRRM loves thetas

r/freefolk has better memes

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Never really paid attention until now, please tell me she hasn't been blacked yet.

bretty comfy bro

the ending will be the most anti-climatic ending of any show that has ever aired. How do you feel?

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I realized right away that wasnt tommen but damn if the manlier one doesnt look like a spitting image of harrington

Wheres the good ned fics??

>what is makeup?
>(or relative lack thereof)

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>Brandon cucking his little brother
There's no honor in that. Plus at this point he's engaged to the devil trout woman, and he loves a northerner, he ain't just gonna make life even more difficult by dicking his brothers autistic crush

There is plenty of Jonerys out there, why would I care about your shitty fanfic

Thatr prime Danny doe

oh shit

The Stark and Karstark used to be friends...

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new:

11/10

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DONT WORRY GENDRY WE SAVE YOU

Lets pretend it's the show where Ned doesn't give a shit

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>cersei blows up the pope in the westeros equivilant of the vatican
>countless innocents die
it's okay she just wanted revenge
>dany burns a city
>countless innocents die
this is sexism! megafumble!

Even her outfits seem to make her body look chunkier too and the high collars pushing up her neck that gives her this double chin look

As if fucking DnD knew that

>Everyone posting weird excerpts from random fanfics
I like it, keep going pls

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BASED LELELELELE POSTER

Maybe it's the trashiness that does it for you user

But just compare them Sophie looks about 20-30 pounds lighter than Sansa

touchet

Thor and Gandalf?

NO! Not the StannisCHADS! This was supposed to be our time to shine Sansabros...

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>"For Wales."

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