The Fog of War Edition
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/got/
Ethan Hall
Lincoln Peterson
Bow to your emperor
Levi Williams
/Ourgirl/
Caleb Morris
Why didn't they just send in their cavalry to confuse Arya?
Noah Baker
First for queen of Yea Forums
Michael Barnes
Jeremiah Russell
Is Targaryen rule the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than bending the knee to a Targaryen who claims to be the King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men. Honestly, think about it rationally. You're a Great Lord of a region, and you are making alliances, protecting, raising and rearing your kingdom for at least a thousand years solely so your money and food can go and to a foreign tyrant as tribute. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little kingdom- marrying off your daughters to minor lords, sending your sons and vassals to tourneys, making sure your men will have the means to survive a decades long winter, educating your sons to rule after you. All of it has one simple result: your kingdom is that more profitable for the crazy dragonlords who would rather fuck their own sisters than let you into their family.
Raised the perfect army? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a pitiful ironborn invasion of a kingdom you have no blood relation. They get to use your might without defending themselves. The Targaryen King gets the benefits of your military prowess and resilience that came from the way you raised your men. And that's just hoping you don't end up being forced to fight in a petty Targshit civil war over "who's blood is the most inbred."
As a man who bends the knee to Valyrians, you are LITERALLY dedicating your entire life simply to providing an army and food for an incest-spawned king who could go crazy and burn everyone to the ground at the drop of a hat. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
Anthony Moore
Yes OP this looks really that a lot of the trying to find fun has reached a point now where discovered anything from. Would have at nighttime on the first desire to do poorly done. From you're insane for his to prison have baloney. No beyond ludicrous crowded means even less.
Elijah Fisher
Fuck you
Easton Gray
Why did he take the time to do this?
James Williams
She looked like a french dwarf by the end of the last episode.
Chase Campbell
What is even the point of Jon this season?
To kill Dany and fuck off back to the wall?
Josiah Wilson
N + A = J
Grayson Lewis
worse yet the girls in America are named "Khaleesi"
Josiah Watson
>Fuck you
She did, yeah
Colton Ward
My knee is bending on its own!
Josiah Jones
Arya gonna end her story by going "west of Westeros" for more adventures isn't she?
William Gray
Because he is the first storm and the last.
Jose Gutierrez
Because Jews don't have rhythm or style. But Euron does.
Kevin Myers
BRAAAP
Gabriel Morgan
Noah Jenkins
I hope the user that complained about the show not being as graphic anymore was happy about this episode
Jace Long
will danny burn all the iron bankers in the next episode when they come kvetching about the debt?
Henry Myers
Emilia
Luis Ortiz
That dum dum Ned couldn't get a piece of ass like Ashara.
Bentley Parker
Not fucking Gendry for days. All women really want is the D.
Elijah Hughes
MUH
Sebastian Moore
too unrealistic too enjoy
Ian Davis
>Come with me if you want to get hit on the head by rubble and end up spewing word salad wondering if you can wear that horse's face
Caleb Robinson
Sometimes I like to imagine an alternate reality in which Masie is actually a cutie.
Christopher Carter
What sort of collosal faggot shoots a dragon out of midair, gaining the title of Dragonslayer that is unique to you and only you, by firing non personalized Super Crossbow Bolts
Christopher Wood
Was it Strictland's dead horse?
Is Arya actually dead?
Isaiah Long
KINGSLAYER, GET IN HERE! WE'RE TELLING WHORE STORIES! WHO WAS YOUR FIRST? MINE WAS SOME TARLY BOY AT THE BATTLE OF SUMMERHALL!
Andrew Hall
which romance is more believable?
anakin x padme or jon x dany?
Landon Stewart
Don't make me kill you.
Jack Thompson
DICK
Christian Jones
Seeing the Northmen finally get their pound of flesh was cathartic as hell.
Logan Hill
honor is valued very highly by Daynes. look at Arthur and Ned.
Xavier Cruz
>Only one Lannister left
Makes me sad, they were the best characters on the show
James Nguyen
Which is worse: a femcel or male incel?
William Allen
WHERE WERE MY ICE SPIDERS DABID?
Daniel Smith
>lone wolf dies but the pack survives
>series ends with Starks split
>Arya fucks off
>Bran in the South
>Jon at the Wall
>Sansa in Winterfell
>almost like they were in season one just Bran and Sansa switched
Pottery
Robert King
Padme x Dany
Evan Anderson
>plate armor
>peasants with knives and shortswords
CUT THROUGH LIKE BUTTAH
Kevin Cruz
Not so fast
Logan King
N+W=J
Camden Johnson
>the child support Ned, hand it over.
Nicholas Brooks
She will kill Drogon, and Dany will execute her in response. This will be the final straw that makes Jon stab Dany
Jayden Harris
the purest love
Daniel Adams
why is there no art in the game of asoiaf world?
is it the maesters up to their usual tricks?
Adam Turner
How's this season's meme game?
Bentley Richardson
Josiah Morris
Reminder that Bran helped Jaime get spared for what amounted to fucking Brienne and killing Euron
Was that what Jojen, Meera, Hodor, the Children and Summer sacrificed so much of themselves for? So Bran could play voyeur?
Nolan White
Caleb Rodriguez
probably the only decent scene this season (and only on cersei's end)
Brayden Williams
for me this is the season finale, and the show finale
im ok with this
Cooper Morgan
Did they put fake tan on him?
Jack Gutierrez
Can't wait for cersai and jaime to be alive next episode.
Andrew Allen
only EP 2 and EP 5 were good
Jaxson Jenkins
>killing Euron
Euron ain’t dead you sperg
Luis Cruz
I want to FUCK Pilou
Robert Torres
NED I'M DYING
Jace Lopez
he had to hand the dagger to arya to kill the nk.
Brayden Sullivan
based and squidpilled euron appreciates the value of aesthetics and showmanship
William Phillips
Wat the fuck
Isaiah Morgan
Pretty good
Noah Watson
made him orange cuz orange man bad
Josiah Collins
lannister armor seems fucking useless
Michael Davis
Can niggas from House Dayne tame dragons? They have valyrian blood didn't they?
Aaron Reyes
FUCK
THE
DANYFAGS
and
FUCK
j*nnies
Hudson Brown
Okay so the common two theories are that either
>the white horse and arya riding into the sunset symbolize her death... for some reason
>bran warg'd into the horse, and they are riding to where daenerys will be, so arya can kill her yaaaas queeeeen
Owen Turner
Implying Ned wouldn't move her into Winterfell and give her half the castle if she forcibly impregnated herself using Ned
Wyatt Jones
Based contemplative joffrey
Jayden Roberts
It's really not normal how much this part turns me on, something has to be very wrong with me.
Landon King
>Cersei fucked Euron the night before this happened
>Jaime fucked Brienne the night before this happened
Ah yes, Jaime and Cersei. Truly the purest love in the whole series.
Zachary Davis
they can't afford proper toilet facilities on set, the money goes to cgi.
Christian Sanders
The inbreeding is strong
Brandon Howard
nth for Stannis
Leo Thomas
Daynes are not of Valyrian descent, no. They date back to the First Men.
Anthony Scott
Evan Butler
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?
Chase Wright
If Jon doesn't kill Dany, his entire character has been useless
Jonathan Martinez
It's not only you, friend. Believe me.
Adam Rodriguez
He wasn't quick enough
Leo Evans
actually vile incestuous garbage that only Jews can shill
Zachary Cooper
he was on the wrong side of history
Camden Hill
He got quickly run down.
Jose Bennett
source? i need this for.. science
Ayden Gonzalez
Viserys!
Owen Ramirez
based
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
Kevin Scott
>They can tame Dire Wolves just by looking at them across a feast hall
House Dayne is based, they'd have a chance
Colton Morales
There are high chances that Targaryens married into Dayne familly
Easton Clark
How would he deal with Dany burning KL if he was in Jon's situation? i.e. sworn his life to her as his Queen after she helped him defeat the White Walkers. Surely honorable Ned wouldn't kill his liege, he condemned Jaime for killing Aerys.
Hudson Thomas
Will Sansa get some before she kicks the bucket?
Robert Reed
>incest
>the purest love
The correct answer is "pyromania"
Thomas Ortiz
>Robert I Baratheon
>Stannis I Baratheon
>Renly
Whoever made this is absolutely based fuck renly
Brandon Murphy
>mad queen speech
>robin arryn suddenly appears behind her and impales his sword in her
>the sword ignites
>end credits
>and who... are you
Ethan Murphy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Robert Rodriguez
Can someone translate this to english
Easton Lee
Same...To be honest, I was never interested in all the mystical doom of the world shit, you know the undeads, dragons and so on. With the only exception of Melisandre's magic.
I loved the political, plot side of the show and the Lannisters were the heart of it. And the actors were among the best imo.
At the end, I'm glad my favorite character - Cersei and Melisandre - survived for so long. Otherwise, I'm not sure I'd have followed the show...
Joshua Robinson
>Tyrion/Sansa sex scene
I hope so.
Lincoln Roberts
Aren't all nobles of Westeros basically a big inbreeding group? They all marry each other, the group isn't that large.
Mason Russell
>can tame dire wolves
>can tame dragons
>maybe valyrian blood mix
>have the coolest fucking sword in all Planetos
Best fucking house
William Gonzalez
GUYS episode 6 can still redeem this season.
All they have to do is give us a nude/sex scene with Sansa
Asher Flores
Am I the only one who unironically thinks Cersei is ugly as fuck with that weird man jaw?
Connor Ward
Really makes you think
Caleb Price
Bloodraven is a servant of the Great Other
Only Bran and Euron have the crow dreams, Bran isn't a good guy any more. He's slowly going mad in the cave
Nolan Long
who smiles more stannis or tywin?
i'm betting stannis laughs at his own witty remarks after everyone else has left.
Owen Fisher
Daynes have married into the Targaryen bloodline several times since Aegon's landing, most notably Nymeria's third husband and Maekar I's wife. Aemon and Aegon V (Egg) had a Dayne mother.
Luke Lewis
>Mad Queen speech
>Robin Arryn suddenly appears and forces her on her knees
>"OPEN THE MOON DOOR!!!"
>and who, are you
Brandon Williams
I want to fornicate with this woman, if you know what I mean
Hudson Sanchez
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jason Hill
When god does it it's based
Cameron Long
From a travel show on danish television called "Gennem Gronland - med Nikolaj Coster-Waldau", "Through Greenland - with Nikolaj Coster-Waldau". Basically just him travelling through Greenland.
Wyatt Thompson
I do think Cersei is ugly but she doesn't have a manjaw
Caleb Williams
I honestly think that might be more freightening than the Arya sex scene. The amount of throw up around the world would be immense no jannitor could clean all that.
Kevin Foster
OMG DID YOU SEE THE SYMBOLISM OF THIS SHOT? ARYA IS ON A PALE HORSE, JUST LIKE IN THE BIBLE THAT I RIDICULE.
THE QURAN IS BEAUTIFUL THOUGH
Wyatt Nguyen
based
Gavin Williams
She is stunning, would impregnate
Isaiah Sanchez
GODS
Henry Flores
No. What colossal faggot gains the title of dragonslayer, only to care more about killing Jamie Lannister.
Austin Carter
So Daynes do have valyrian genes in them
Brody Ramirez
This is the sexiest moment in recent tv history
Aaron Turner
explain
Jordan Allen
what kind of a name is pilou anyway
Jason Miller
>i'm betting stannis laughs at his own witty remarks after everyone else has left.
Cute
Hunter Bailey
Yeah but a Targ had to have married into the Daynes to produce the violet eyes
Or well, someone with Valyrian features
Nathaniel Perry
Arya is the worst character BY FAR.
Prove me wrong.
Austin Ward
>Gave a lot to defend Ned's ancestral homeland
>Ned swore an oath to her and is the one person honor bound enough not to break it
He'd probably give a little cheer cause Cersei murdered his best friend, but at the same time be sad that civilians were being killed. He'd reign in that fight far better than Jon did, may actually have saved a lot of Lannister soldiers and civilians at the front gates
Brody Wood
Do we know how much of the show is canon and what GRRM plans to end the series with? I know lots have been cut from the books, but is Dany burning KL seems like it would have to be the one constant between the two if GRRM really gave DnD a rough outline of how he plans to end the series.
Nolan Roberts
Cersei didn't deserve that ending, she should have died alone
Nicholas Thompson
there are plenty of nobles to chose from at least
awoiaf.westeros.org
Gabriel Clark
>*borrows money from you*
Dominic Russell
Except sodom and gomorrha deserved it
Jordan Russell
I can't because it's true
William Wilson
MUH
Chase Adams
How can she be the worst when she one shot the nite king?
John Harris
Guys, did Stannis get Jew'd?
Oliver Lee
Danish i believe just like Nikolaj and Mads
Evan Williams
This is not fucking normal bros, are D&D throwing some jew magic into us?
Brayden Johnson
Ned Stark strikes me as the kind of guy who has a book with ways to react to certain situations, but if something isn't in the book, he breaks down and doesn't know what to do.
That can be seen in the episode where either Arya's or Sansa's direwolf (can't remember whose it was) attacked Joffrey. And then Ned is told to kill it.
He is visibly torn between his rule of fulfilling his role as hand of the king, and being loyal to his own family. And he doesn't know what to do, at all. So he freaked out and shouted "are those your orders, your grace?"
Ethan Walker
Why do you envy people having sex ?
Aiden Brooks
She will burn the city accidentaly during the battle with fAegon
Anthony Wilson
based.
Owen James
DAMN WHORE
Daniel Martin
>Missandei spurs on Daenerys's otherkin delusions
>trains her like a dog
>turns her into a weapon of vengeance when killed
Gavin Adams
Maybe they just come from the same area, don't most people from S-W Essos look like that?
James Rivera
can't be done lad
Jordan Hernandez
>Nikolaj
>Danish
Austin Evans
I totally don't have those pics in my not-Carice folder...
Jeremiah Cruz
keep seeing this joke pop up now and again and I don't know what it's called
Adam Jenkins
Why is she so awesome and cute?
Leo Perry
>Euron is a pirate who only cares about his own self-interest
>didn't hightail it out of King's Landing once shit hit the fan only to be killed by Yara once he got back to the Iron Islands
There was only one good way to end Euron's shitty fucking show adaptation and D&D couldn't even do that right.
Eli Baker
Why did they start ringing the bells? I thought Jaime was meant to get to Cersei and tell her to ring the bells but he didn't. Is ringing the bells a known sign of surrender, because I'm pretty sure no other castle has done that before when surrendering.
How did anyone outside of Dany's camp know to ring the bells in order to stop the fighting?
Xavier Williams
i just want gendry to suddenly appear with a huge army from the stormlands and then he smashes danys fucking mug in with his hammer and becomes king
Christian Rodriguez
Stannis was Jew'd from the very beginning because kike Dumb and kike Dumber feared how based Stannis truly was
Oliver Jenkins
euron yet lives
Liam Campbell
you're too fat to be dying
Jonathan Evans
Why has no one from House Velaryon ever gone mad even they they bred with Targaryens enough that they were dragonriders and might as well have been a branch of Targaryen themselves. Could Targaryen madness be a result of poisoning? Or intentionally betrothing Targs to those with faulty genes? Maybe a ploy by the (((maesters)))?
Isaiah Garcia
KL is even more degenerate
Evan Carter
>Euron
>Shitty
Why do you envy Euron for fucking the queen?
Ayden Edwards
>killed by asha would have made it better
Holy fuck you have the taste of a YAS SLAY QUEEN
Parker Butler
I love that this has taken off
Gavin Sanders
>D&D
Did they not subvert your expectations?
Dylan Cox
memed so hard that people are protesting it
Xavier Johnson
Wait, Rhaegar named his son from Elia Aegon, and Jon Snow is Aegon too? Damn, he was not a very creative guy.
Owen Baker
>leftist redditor is sympathetic to a city of criminals, rapists and sorcerors because theyre an npc athiest who thinks its just because god hates fags
Sodomites have no thought or values kys scum
Luke Stewart
why does it feel like normies don't even pay attention to the show
it's clear she decided to do what she was going to do the moment she said to jon 'let it be fear', you can tell in the fight Grey worm already knew what to do. She told him and not jon about her plan.
she didn't literally go "mad", and the bells didn't make her go mad either. The bells stopped her for a second but she realised she would never be safe or accepted as ruler.
It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. They plotted against her because they thought she was going to slip and go mad, and pushed her down the path of being a tyrant.
> HUUUH DA BELLS MADE HER GO MAD! WHY DID THE BELLS MAKE HER KILL EVERYONE! SUDDENLY! THATS NOT OUT DANY! SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT!
James Rogers
And when no one will ever know he fought or killed Jaime either, and he didn't anyway, a ceiling did
Jaxson Brooks
CAREFUL DANY, CAREFUL
Matthew Campbell
This is because the show is retarded.
Blake Perez
The thing is that what dany did isn't that bad at all. Razing ONE city? Who gives a shit? "10s of thousands might die" does no one remember when the scale of the issue was "total and complete extinction of all of humanity"? The Romans did worse shit in their civil wars, much less arch rivals with a generations long blood feud. Ned wouldn't have liked it but would have accepted it. Also you don't let your Dragon burn the city down until your army has a few days to loot and rape to it's full.
John Baker
Because the Velaryons weren't as incestuous
Also Targ blood in general got polluted by lesser Westerosi blood, which, brought out the insanity.
Connor Johnson
>post yfw TDQR essentially came true
Ayden Nelson
You’d probably be less seething if you had sex
Thomas Jackson
>Ned wouldn't have liked it but would have accepted it.
lol no, he was still pissed about the Lannister sack of KL like fifteen years later.
Evan Rivera
He was already bobby-trapped at this point. That dumb bitch Lyanna wanted another Aegon.
Grayson Cook
>inbreeding
>not a large group
Depends on how it's managed and the nobles are basically all arranged/forced marriages for just this reason. Without eugenics controls, the minimum viable population is believed to be around 5,000 but that figure is be drastically reduced depending on how much freedom you want to give people and if there is any possibility for infusions of new genes. Even still, with the something like the arranged marriages of nobles in monogomous relationships (more or less), the MVP is regarded to be as few as 500 people. It can be as low as 50 if everybody goes full blanda up mode and is forced to make babies with everyone else. Geneticists don't seem to agree totally on these numbers though so there may be other factors and then of course you have the fact that his is medieval society so they don't quite have a clear scientific understanding of >implications
t. worldbuilding fag who spergs out on this kinda shit
Jace Sanchez
It's not about that, it's about where Euron would logically go and who he would logically meet. If Yara's dad were still alive he'd be the one to kill Euron.
Jason Wood
Cast her.
Brandon Taylor
It's because she looks like she's hatefully riding you. You either have a rape fetish, or you're a sub who wants to be hate fucked.
Colton Smith
They subverted me into liking Dany out of the sudden
Kevin Baker
I don't get it
Dylan Adams
What's the proper place to post a CKII playthrough? This doesn't seem to be the proper outlet even if it's GoT related.
Jose Watson
Can't really. She's been the worst ever since Braavos. Like, apparently she has massive ptsd, lacks empathy and is consumed by vengence. But she also wanders around with a smug smirk on her face and doesn't really face any negative consequences for anything she does.
Levi Cruz
Does gendry fight with a hammer in the books aswell or was this just retarded fan service by D&D
Eli Martinez
Imagine having to keep track of shit like this times 30 for all the other houses and locations when writing, no wonder George is taking decades
Kayden Ward
We never saw him die. Get hype for final episode kraken.
Brandon Fisher
Brienne
Joseph Green
both
Anthony James
Dabid, pls
Joseph Long
what is TDQR
what does it have do with quentyn
Justin Hughes
Xavier Wilson
Are Lannisters made out of strawberry jam?
Carter Rivera
calling it now
Nolan Walker
BESSIE
Xavier Clark
Bend over bitch
Jordan Martin
Can't be done.
Why do even people like her?
She's irritating as fuck.
Nicholas Ramirez
both to be honest
this
Thomas Bailey
No one is the one to kill Euron you spastic
Caleb Reyes
and they shit gold
Justin Campbell
/gsg/ on /vg/
Jack James
CHECKED
Joshua Kelly
>Is ringing the bells a known sign of surrender,
It's not, Davos even said so right before the Battle of the Blackwater. Suddenly everyone knows bells ringing means surrender, even though Tyrion acts like it's a secret signal
Mason Hill
Nah Lot couldnt even find 10 decent people between the two cities im sure yiu can find 10 decent people in KL
Luis Taylor
Which means your expectations must be subverted.
Bentley Young
When they were filming that scene Liam saw her prosthetic belly and asked if he could see her tits too, thinking they also were prosthetics. Carice showed him her breasts and Liam said: "They're really good!" to which Carice replied: "They're mine"
youtube.com
7:50
Based davos
Blake Martin
a years old /got/ theory
it didn't really come true in the show but in a lot of ways it really did
Kevin Roberts
The only parts of the show that are "canon" are the ones that happen to agree with the books and only for that treason. In other words, the books don't establish canon. Although i read some shit about George saying the show would be canon if he doesn't finish it, so I dunno anymore. I prefer not to think about it because HBO is about to do some Star Wars -tier fuckery with their Game of Thrones universe with this upcoming series. They chose The Long Night for a reason. They want unexplored territory to make shit up.
Ryder Williams
I’m sorry, but even I’m going to have to reject you
Julian Ramirez
Gendry doesn't fight at all in the books. The few times when he's in a conflict situation he just has one of the borrowed swords that Yoren gives the orphans he's taking to the Wall.
Landon Baker
checked
Hudson Watson
*AHEM*
YASSSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEN SLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
Carson Sullivan
This. She realized there is no way to hold the throne with Jon around. She did it to quash future insurrection and allegiance switch to Jon . Either that or she kills Jon.
Lincoln Price
Isn't Dany pregnant? Is it with Jon? Or her lover she left behind? Also, WHY HAS THIS SHOW TURNED INTO A
YAS QUEEN SLAY! YOU GO GIRL
show?
Easton Harris
It's a hobby like any other, i appreciated your reply.
Jose Gray
*tip fedora*
Gabriel Miller
Fan service
Lincoln Richardson
iirc he is also larping with the helmet he made
Hudson Nguyen
absolutely beside myself when the wild fire started exploded
John Rodriguez
THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE, AND HER TRIPS!
James Baker
I just read A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and damn, See Eustace Osgrey's whole story made me so sad
Hunter James
If it's GoT related people have been posting them
>bethroding them this young
You should foster Ned or have Ashara foster with Ned so there's a chance they fall for one another.
Benjamin Morales
You got exposed as a typical brainlet athiest kys reddit
Thomas Nelson
Why were Tyrion and Varys so adamant that she didn't take King's Landing immediately? She forced the city to surrender with practically no civilian casualties and it wasn't until after the bells rang and she made the conscious choice to kill everyone that innocent blood was spilt.
Cooper Rogers
what helmet
Jackson Peterson
>I just read
>read
Fuck off nerd
Isaiah Stewart
>character named "The Bull"
>doesn't fuck anyone's wife
immersion ruined
Daniel Brown
You dont have a say in the matter youre my bitch
Owen Nelson
He was close to convinced about an international baby killing conspiracy. I think it depends on the circumstances.
Camden Bell
Nathaniel Ortiz
I can't, it's true
Dylan Scott
THEMS BESSIE DIGITS
Angel Scott
thanks
I figured it was okay but there's some backlash against it I've noticed
Noah Cooper
>angry white male bitches about women in power
Yawn
Justin Lopez
>golden company controls Lannisters
Aiden Ramirez
Quite literally plot contrivance based on the fact the season was rushed as Dabid wanted to wrap it up as quickly as possible. Any other way would've taken more episodes to portray.
Jonathan Diaz
Elijah Ross
But looking at Aerion we know you can still be mad even if your parents and grandparents didn't practice incest.
>got polluted
Wonder who's idea it was to have Targaryens breed outside of their own. Fucking grey rats and Septons
Gavin Kelly
have sex
Lincoln Ramirez
Because I have sex?
Easton Allen
have sex
Levi Collins
>being turned on by a young woman demonstrating passion
what a bunch of perverts!
Leo Wood
I'm not white
Adam Morgan
Episode 6 final scene: Dany is reading a dictionary
"Wait...THAT'S what 'surrender' means?"
Chase Brown
based
Easton Moore
I have sex with my bf all the time, incel
Jaxon Ortiz
Then explain why you’ve never had sex?
Isaac Lewis
that wasn"t a really funny post user
Kayden Allen
>Aerion
Matthew Hill
Also... DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER YOU FUCKING NAZI?
Aiden Wood
prove it
Ethan Thompson
Dany has Godlike power
David Long
Euron knows that he exists within the context of a TV show, and he knows Jaime is a fan favorite and one of the main characters. Through his eldritch powers he got in Volantis, he has transcended the medium and picks his targets based on their real-world importance.
Alexander Gray
more bobby posters your grace?
Jaxson Barnes
Only whites complain about women in leadership positions
Jonathan Hill
have sex
Justin Lee
At least I got a (You)
Cooper Miller
post feet
Owen Myers
>booknerd telling a SHOWCHAD to have sex
Lmfao
Kayden Evans
>white male shows attraction to a woman
YOU FUCKING PERVERT
William Edwards
Ryder Rivera
have sex
Levi Murphy
What....what would happen to those fun, comfy threads once the show will be over for good?
Xavier Hall
>Wonder who's idea it was to have Targaryens breed outside of their own. Fucking grey rats and Septons
I'm not sure.
I think the first one to marry outside the Targ family was Daeron, who married the Dornish princess to seal their joining into the kingdoms
Lucas Peterson
epic
Isaac Flores
Seasons 1 through 5 were and are and will be ALL-TIME greats, NO MATTER HOW THEY FINISH... They can NEVER take Seasons 1 through 5 away from us... And to some extent, season 6 as well.. But that is when it began to fall off a tiny smidgeon... And then seasons 7 and 8, while having some great moments, mostly because they were long awaited, and we were eager to see them happen, and deserved to see them happen... 7 and 8 have fallen off a bit... Oh well, it is what happens... It is had to set the bar that high, basically, higher than ever before, except a few other shows, like Breaking Bad, and Beavis and Butt-head, and Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me.... I mean.. Goldmember doesn't hold a candle to Spy Who Shizzagged My Brians Out... mirite folks??
And in closing, let me please quote one of the all time greatest men (man?, or whatever, you know what Im slayin right guys? [guys? are you guys, guys?? anywhom meow..])
"Please clap" - Jeb Bush, circa 2016
Angel Diaz
You should post this more. I hate how short and concise "have sex" is.
Owen King
Killed by a #BLM activist
Noah Adams
Because youre a fucking idiot who criticizes something you dont understand like the average reddit npc that comes to /got/
Nolan Long
Based Euron
Jace Nguyen
that's the spirit
Leo Butler
STANNIS'D
Tyler Baker
GODS I HATE EVERY LAST BANNISTER IN WESTEROS
John Morales
How much mixing does it take for the Valyrian magic to stop working? Are the magic genes recessive or dominant?
Julian Rodriguez
>Dany's vision: snow falls in the throne room
>reality: ash falls
Explain this shit to me!
Gabriel Adams
They will go the way of L O S T threads
Anthony Russell
Varys was right. But why wouldn't Dany just fly her dragon up to the red keep and burn Cersei? Burning the city wasn't necessary for the victory
Gavin Myers
>Joke is that women generally need to use hair curlers or an iron to get perfect ringlets
What??? Am I missing something or is this just retarded?
Colton Hill
have sex
Tyler Lopez
Mods will likely ban them until eventual prequel airs
And we'll have to have sex while waiting, apparently
Charles Gutierrez
God I want Meli to chain me up in a dungeon and "torture" me until I renounce all my gods in favor of R'hllor
I'd be sure to endure as long as possible to make the breaking fun for her.
Ryan Morgan
pFFTHAHAHAHAHA. Name ONE female world leader from Africa and the Middle East. Don't use google.
Carter Lopez
>D&D didn't know George's ending until season 4
>Dany's vision from the House of the Undying is from season 2
>they're gonna pretend this was always the plan and foreshadowed
>even when they admitted they only brought Drogo back cause they like the actor
Calling it. Dany's gonna have a vision as she dies
Kayden Brooks
>5
Adrian Miller
>post yfw mad queen gets impaled by jorah's family sword
Colton Allen
Dany kind of forgot about the House of the Undying
Nathan Baker
Why are you so emotionally invested in website tribalism? Is it because you don’t have sex?
Kayden Jackson
there's too many variables, ashara could end up betrothed to someone randomly or ned could be
as tempting as it is to get the notification that they've married behind my back and ashara is carrying ned's child
Bentley Robinson
Yes we all know youre a sodomite who takes it up the ass thats why youre so mad that sodom got the punishment it deserved
Isaac Hill
AHHH BLLLBLL AHH BLLMuH WIF-BLLLBLLL
Thomas Sanchez
Women are awful comedic writers.
Eli Stewart
k e k
Ryder Reyes
Aren't those balustrades tho?
Zachary Moore
Stfu & Sign the Petition chng.it
Tyler Morgan
Hatshepsut
Thomas Gomez
the fuck is this assassins creed?
Nolan Long
daenerys went on the ultimate incel rampage
Lincoln Evans
more like the frog of war
Nicholas Taylor
No no
Do the bethrodal sure, but have them foster together
Under the same person.
Nolan Moore
wowwwwwwwwwww
David Ward
It's made by that Adam faggot from Buzzfeed.
Dylan Miller
>But why wouldn't Dany just fly her dragon up to the red keep and burn Cersei? Burning the city wasn't necessary for the victory
Because the script says that Dany has to be irredeemably evil right now for the last episode to work.
Benjamin Lopez
Hunter Taylor
Fuck off faggot
Cameron Scott
holy kek
David Brown
WHAT ULTIMATELY WAS THE POINT OF THIS
youtube.com
Did D&D just want to make the most depressing five minutes of telvision history?
Gavin Taylor
Hey, Preston.
Jayden Scott
Why does what I do behind closed doors make you seeth so much? Is it because all you do behind closed doors is complain on the internet?
Jaxon Lewis
>like fingers in the bum
Connor White
>buzzfeed
basically a woman then
Dylan Smith
Dylan Hernandez
Is this "have sex" thing something redditors say unironically? I thought it was just ironic.
Jaxon Green
>white snow
>white ash
Will you require further explanation, dear sir?
Eli Scott
>Arthur Dayne was just going to knock Need unconscious and deliver him to Ashara and give the medicine he got teleporting since it's past season 4 to Lyanna to heal her.
Damnit Howland
Jackson Stewart
Was that general banned as well?
Colton Lee
STANDING
Benjamin Jenkins
Why do the actions of consenting adults make you so intimidated?
Wyatt Gutierrez
Turns out Daeny thought they were calling for Ser Rendar to join the battle. A dragon is great, but the Outrider would fuck her shit up.
Jaxson Hall
TRIPS CONFIRMS
Zachary Anderson
Faggots usually are essentially women with dicks
Why not say Cleopatra while you're at it? Let's stick with the present or at least the recent past.
Oliver Reed
Nah, happened before that, Viserys I married an Arryn then a Hightower
Robert James
Youre the one who's been so inquisitive about my sex life sweetie youre so persistent~
Charles Morgan
Based
Josiah Peterson
now that's a good idea
Kayden Long
Danny doesn't die. Drogon is killed and the Northmen and Vale armies wipe out the remaining Targaryen loyalists and Jon takes the Throne. Broken in mind and spirit, Danny is brought back to Winterfel to be Sansa's personal slave and bed warmer.
Noah Stewart
She could have taken King's Landing as soon as she arrived in Westeros and they would have been able to end the show a lot quicker.
Charles Ortiz
dw it’s usually one or two loud autists who hate it. everyone else doesn’t mind
Samuel Lopez
Why do you care about mt sex life so much
Kayden Martin
In the script to s2e10 it says "snow".
Jayden Long
Da Slag in the norf
Andrew Kelly
Cleopatra
Mason Adams
Jeor was always based.
Carson Nelson
what game is this?
Aaron Kelly
new thread
Ethan Mitchell
I wouldn't call that plate armor
Xavier Jones
Sansa is incredibly ugly.
John Cox
>he finally penetrated her
MY BOY
Adam Carter
Your lack of sex is having a negative impact on the thread
Bentley Harris
Why her skin is so terrible?
Aiden Martin
Oh shit right, the Arryn buggery was introduced with Rhaenyra.
I had it in my head that Arryn fuckery somehow dodged them because her son Aegon was her son by Daemon.
So ultimately, Arryns introduced the shitgenes.
Makes sense since they tend to produce weak sickly shota boytoys or kinslaying fucks.
Sebastian Barnes
Joke is that it’s nearly not possible to get those perfect curls daenerys has in that period of history got is based on
Leo Brooks
Liam Butler
Stop lying youre so cute when you lie youre making me blush
Lucas Watson
>not playing iron born and waiting for a massive realm divide so you can go siege all the main noble houses and rape,execute and forcefully marry all the leading families in the 7 kingdoms
> not tarting it up and going full incest and trying your best to shit out as many children as possible so your inbred bloodline continues
Had an interesting game where I had a realm divide off my targs tyranny and I was slaughtering the rebels with my dragon when, at the final battle a turncoat Kingsguard betrayed me to save his father, I decided to fight him in single combat and died, leading to the loss of my dragon, my daughters rise to power and the extension of the war for another 20 years. Thankfully the vale sided with me and I won, but it was still pretty epic.
I burned the traitor.
Adrian Hernandez
i'm still a literal retard when working so i don't do anything too epic
Robert Scott
Will I ever know the taste of emilia clarke’s feet?
Dylan Edwards
Ned was all about honor and loyalty.
Ned did tons of terrible things in his waring days in the name of Rob.
Also he would of actually had control of his men.
Camden Rogers
We are warning the degenerates that the lowest place on the earth is the dead sea. If you've a problem with being warned then you've a problem with the practise of religion. If you're an atheist non-believer you shouldn't even be offended by it.
Colton Hernandez
Iron burns prett fun, as long as you keep raiding when mass wars breakout you’ll rarely get rebellions, then simply send your army into the main capital of each realm and siege the first castle there’s a chance that you’ll capture the lords family.
Then it’s just a case of murdering the children, mutilating the lesser nobles, raping the lords wife and daughters, taking the lords wife as a salt wench, and stealing their Valyrian swords.
Last game I raped Cersei Lannister and made her my salt wench, Jaime became nights watch and died of a broken heart, Tyrion was executed and Joffrey took over and lord of the westerlands. He died 10 years later as an inbred freak and his son took over.
I then went north, killed Edward stark in close combat and stole ice from him while his son took over, I then raped mace Tyrell’s wife, and drowned him for the drowned god.
I finally mutilated Oberon Martell after beating him in a duel and capturing him, real easing him so that in 5 years later he would kill Robert Baratheon during his rebellion, and I finally got assassinated by the faceless men after I sacked the iron bank.
Good times.