>entire family killed by witches and a satanic goat
>"Well, I guess if you can't beat 'em join 'em lmao"
What a stupid ending to an otherwise interesting movie.
Entire family killed by witches and a satanic goat
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She got seduced by the literal devil you stupid retard how can you even blink and walk at the same time
>Going with the winner after all your ties are dead
Literally the nature of women
>seduce someone by killing their family
Okay dude lmao
ending was brilliant and you are an idiot and should kill yourself as quickly as possible
>dude like I just don't care anymore I'll just float around on my little brother and sister's burning corpses like who even cares lmao i love satan now hehe
>brilliant, bravo
What are her options? Tend to the farm out in the wilderness all alone? Go back to civilization that threw them out in the first place? Suicide?
butter is delicious bro
It's literally a New England folk tale made into a film you dummy
Going to hell forever seems like the least favorable option.
Imagine living back then and someone offers you butter you idiot
The whole movie her entire family is begging God for help yet He doesn't save them. God has abandoned them so of course shes going with the thing that has shown her more consistency
Perhaps when you're not a little girl being deceived by the Deceiver himself.
Were you Facebooking during the scene where her mom tried to kill her or what
What makes folklore so kino, and why isnt there more of it?
>ywn see a spooky rusalka movie
just play witcher dude
There is some German art school kinda crap that's supposed to be similar. About some family in the hills only speaking ancient Bavarian, some weird shit goes down.
Novemeber is the name, haven't seen it yet.
Was the good looking lady a witch minion?
I like how everyone is pretending that the family didn’t shit on her the entire movie. The fucking brother started perving on her and it was somehow her fault. The disappeared and it was her fault. Everyone speeds out and it’s her fault. Bitch did nothing wrong.
Her mom tried to kill her because she thought she was responsible for everything. Her mom was insane. But that doesn't change the witches killing her little brothers and sisters as well as her father, does it? At the end it's implied that the witches are burning the 2 kids. So she's just fine with that? Doesn't seem likely unless she is an absolute sociopath, which she shows no signs of being throughout the film.
Jews get triggered at the idea of making movies that literally cant have blacks in them.
>implying they wouldn't just add blacks in where they don't belong
They've been doing this for 10+ years now, it's not a problem for them anymore.
No way to insert chimps in a white settlement with no slaves.
She was a gross old witch using black magic to appear as a young woman, in order to seduce the horny 14 year old boy.
Let's be honest, we'd all fall for it at that age.
Clearly you haven't been paying attention, you retarded goy.
You can insert niggers into Bongland but you cant do in early colonial America that had no niggers on it period.
What about that nigger girl in that Witcher series? As far as I know it's set on some ancient Polish continent where even dwarves and beast races were send to ghettos by the humans.
what movie?
The Witch
Says who? Watch them do it. What are you going to do about it if they do?
whose ass is that at the end
someone tell me before i piss myself
make a show set in antique Africa with only white actor's.
sarah stephens'
the only interesting part is her tits
she's cute
an israeli epic and tales of the hebrew bible played only by thai ladyboys
>Go back to civilization that threw them out in the first place?
She's a single woman with no family or dowry from a family that was expelled from the community, coming back with a story about how the devil killed your family and offered to make you a witch.
The bitch would have been stoned to death on general principal.
Pretty much exactly what I was thinking.
>720p
If we can see it now, imagine how patronizing this is going to seem in 5-10 years.
>imagine how patronizing this is going to seem in 5-10 years.
Why do you expect anyone to remember this garbage five minutes from now/
the bitch
What should she have done, OP? Gone to the nearest village and tried to convince them that she wasn't responsible for the murdered family and blood all over her clothes? Should she have wandered into the forests until she starved to death? Explain.
Don't you think starving to death and going to heaven or even just dying is better than burning in hell forever?
The food they had wasn't enough for the whole family, but more than enough for her. She could bury her parents and the twins (What happened to them btw, did they die? How?), live through the winter, then go to the settlement and tell the council everyone died of fever and she's the only survivor.
She was already being driven to the brink of insanity, both her mother and father were crazy and dangerous, and she got blamed for the death of the only sibling she actually liked. What about that is so hard to understand
You do realize that the devil is like, the ultimate deciever/seducer right? Its not like he was up front saying "hey join me and burn in hell for eternity", her family treated her like shit and he duped her by offering her a new "family" and to be her daddy dom
She probably thought she's going to Hell anyway for not saving any of her family members.
let a bitch live deliciously
yeah this preteen girl sure could live completely alone through the winter with barely any food at all while being surrounded by witches and the literal goddamn Devil and then come back alone on foot to the village she was kicked out as the absolute sinner sure
Her father thought she was responsible for everything too and hurt her for that, plus the two kids were bullying assholes that I'm glad got turned into roasted meat.
>So she's just fine with that?
Who wouldn't be fine with two piece of shit bullies getting what they deserve? They got off easy, too.
Imagine some nigger broke into your house and killed your family? I'd rather die than join him, wouldn't you? Let alone if it were the devil himself. What kind of question is this? Yes I'd rather be dead than submit to the fucking devil if he existed, anyone who says otherwise is a retard.
And the village wouldn't have believed her, would have accused her of being a witch and would have burned her at the stake. Great thinking retard, you must be a republicunt.
If the witches and the devil leave her alone, why not? She had enough food, wood and other supplies.
Helll doesn't exist and neither does heaven.
You're a white racist projecting your murder fantasies aren't you, you wish you could murder an innocent black family you sick racist. You should be fucking dead.
How did the kids "bully" her? By running around saying dumb shit and playing games? They're like 8 years old, they weren't even as bad as this kid.
>BIX NOOD MUFUG WE OUT HERE WE KINGZ N QUEENZ N SHEIT, BRING ME MY MALT MEAD SQUIRE
You're thinking of the Devil as if he's some dumb ape just causing havoc, when in "reality" he's a 2000+ IQ mastermind individual that can offer you whatever you crave the most and more and seduce you in the most subtle way possible.
>had enough food
>everything is rotting, crops not growing, animals dead, nothing in the forest
Found the Trump voter.
>You're a white racist projecting your murder fantasies aren't you, you wish you could murder an innocent black family you sick racist. You should be fucking dead.
You have a mental problem.
By making cruel and false remarks to her that could have gotten her brutally killed. Getting accused of being a witch was a death sentence in those backward times, retard. They deserved a fucking beating.
>If the witches and the devil leave her alone
yah, just like they left the rest of the family alone am i rite
You're a white idiot who can't even understand the basics of a movie and wants to murder innocents. Kill yourself.
Again, they're like 8. How would they possibly understand the implications of this? She literally told the little girl she was a witch and she was the one bullying her, being twice her size. What the hell are you on about???
You're completely deranged. Seek help immediately.
U A WHYT BOI RACISS OOGA BOOGA WHERE MY REPERATIONS WHYT BOI? IMA KILL YOU CAUSE YOU A WHYT BOI
>Helll doesn't exist and neither does heaven.
Yet the devil exists in the movie. We're going by the movie's universe, not real life, pumpkin. So if the devil exists and you can sell your soul to him, then clearly hell and heaven must exist as well.
Also I agree with the other user, you have a mental problem.
They get told their whole lives witches are evil incarnate and must be burned alive, and given the times they have seen women accused as witches being burned alive, they know the horrible fate that would fall on their sister if they accused her of being a witch, and they don't give a shit. They're monsters. They should have gotten beaten dead the fucking disgusting monsters. They got what they deserved. They deserved to have their bullying faces punched in, fucking disgusting beasts.
don't respond to bait you retarded reddit /pol/fags
Says the guy that goes on a murderous fantasy where he blames his victims because he's a shitty redneck racist like that.
She believed she was already going to hell retard, her own mother made her believe so with all the bullshit she accused her of.
For all they knew she was a witch. She told them she was one and that she gave their little brother to be sacrificed, and then they saw her milk blood from the goat. They probably believed she was one.
Also you seem really angry for some reason. Maybe you should have sex?
>I-I'm only pretending to be retarded! ALSO YOU'RE /POL/
Always a joy. Keep sperging out.
tv is my favorite board to troll, even the trolls are worth trolling
>For all they knew
All they knew was bullshit, and they were all too ready to jump on her based on bullshit because her mother hated her for some reason. Cunts deserved a beating for that, bullying jumping in with another bully to harpy on a victim.
>She told them she was one
And she was clearly bullshitting, but the fucking shits didn't give a shit about that.
>they saw her milk blood from the goat
Which shocked her too but the pieces of crap didn't care. They deserved so many fucking beating in this movie. Punch, punch, shut the fuck up. Would have solved all problems immediately.
>has probably never lived near more than 1-2 minorities in his life
>sheltered white yank
WACISS!
>Go back to civilization that threw them out in the first place?
They should have done that a month before the end of the movie
Are you really trolling or just being annoying and dumb? Is there a difference?
Kill yourself cracker, before you go murdering any other innocents since that's all you do.
You're very edgy. I prescribe a healthy dose of copulation.
OOGA BOOGA CRACKA! U DA RACISS! U EVIL FOR CREATING MODERN CIVILIZATION AND PEACE!
no there isnt a difference you faggot redditor, go to a hugbox if you want a cry, lad.
The guy you responded to originally was clearly taking issue against the murder of innocents you dumb gorilla. You're chimping out for no reason because you saw a word that offended you, go sip some purple drank and chill out my psychotic negro friend.
Lol you did not bring peace at all, whites are always hurting and murdering and harassing and attacking minorities, whites don't want peace they want murder
Cringe.
Those filthy bullying shits are not innocents and they got what they deserved.
>literal devil
it was dude, perhaps a dude with magical powers, but it wasn't satan.
Is that why, despite making up only 13% of the population, blacks commit 50% of the crime? Really makes you think.
Also stop derailing the thread you stupid niggerfaggot.
yeah just a casually shape shifting dude no big deal
Was hoping for a Sarah Stephens thread.
blacks get accused of committing a crime much more than whites do, and whites don't get convicted for bullshit reasons. Whites are the criminals out of jail
I knew you were the same retard making the other posts as well. Same psychotic madman ramblings. Get some help, black incel.
Oh yeah? Prove it, nigger.
>deleted your response
The jannies deleted it. Seemed like a rather benign post compared to the others surrounding it so I don't know why. Another job well done, I guess.
>when you're so butthurt at your bullshit getting debunked, you're seeing samefags everywhere
You get some help, you need it, retard.
In the barn near the end what was that witch doing to that goat, was it milking it or sucking it off, still cant yell which.
This. Women are honourless.
kek was it thanos because it sounds like something he'd do
You really aren't fooling anyone. Switch up your writing style if you don't want people calling you out, incel.
Witches get their powers from the devil. Why do you think that wasn't the devil?
she's gonna get BLEACHED hard by geralt don't worry
As we speak, women are literally protesting over the right to kill their own children
why?
Martial arts training until you're strong enough to beat up the devil.
Because God abandoned this world just like he abandoned the family in the movie. Too much of a shitshow to be fussed about.
>Well, I guess if you can't beat 'em join 'em lmao
She's a woman, what exactly did you expect?
While I thought this movie was a bit boring, it did insinuate all the way through that she's "evil". That's why at the end it feels like she belonged with the witches all along.
If satan exists in this world then why didn't God help them since he would exist too? He's supposed to be omnipotent and omnipresent so he literally just watched all this shit happen as they begged for help, and he didn't care? Pretty blackpilled.
Im assumimg sucking
Why don't they make movies about black folklore? Shit's crazy with satanic cannibal cults and witch-doctors who steal your penis
reddit.com
Everyday happening in the US.
Shut up retard, and stop defending fucking bullies.
>r*ddit
get out
kill yourself
>waaaaaah an 8 year old bullied me!!
Grow up, incel.
>one isolated incident on reddit will prove my point!
Surely you have something better than that? Like, I don't know, some statistics?
Also all this guy had to do was go to the station and give his alibi, he'd never be charged. This happens to white people too, retard. He happened to match a suspect's description.
>Everyday happening in the US.
Dirty foreigner without a clue detected.
She was cursed. The villagers were right. That's the whole point.
Dilate
You HAVE to go back, stinky r*dditscum.
Another assmad r*dditurd?
>WOULDST THOU LIKE TO LIVE DELICIOUSLY?
OK I GUESS
>LIVING DELICIOUSLY IS A BAREFOOT WITCH RAVE IN THE FOREST
LMAO A24
God is just another of the myriad of goetic demons trying to lead man astray. That's why actual biblical descriptions of angels always describe them as horrible eldritch wheel monsters with many faces.
Mankind is supposed to rise above these challenges and secure a future for himself. This story is the tragedy of how sometimes that fails and people turn against their own families
The ending is nightmarish, rather than logical or moral, because it's a horror movie so it follows nightmare logic, specifically in this case the worst fears of Calvinists.
Anyways, regardless of how you feel about it, the movie introduced us to AYYLMAO, so it's Ayy-OK in my book.
Scenario 1
>"So, uh, you wanna maybe go out sometime?"
>"lol, uhm no?
>"o-okay"
Scenario 2
>"YO BITCH YOU WANT SOME FUCKIN' BUTTER?"
>"omg fuck my little asshole daddy fill me up with your seed"
>"AW SHEIT"
i'd join the nigger devil in hope he spares me and makes me a worker or a low class demon, waiting for my opportunity for vengeance.
She just wants butter. Why won't you give her some butter?
>d-do i fit in now guys? f-fuck reddit!!
stupid piece of shit, killyourself.
so what did you want her to do?
>he's still this mad
lmao keep crying r*dditscum.
that's viy
I know, it's my fave comfy folklore movie
STOP
CORRUPTING
WHITE
WOMEN
You fucking scum God I wish I could hunt and kill you fucking people who destroy the few nice things in this world. I would literally kill you with a brick for harming Anya, and I don't even particularly care for her.
How would you get vengeance on the devil?
her brother and sister were pieces of crap
>"... user.. thats not how you make butter"
Something I always found interesting is that angels are described as incomprehensible entities (wheels within wheels, bodies of diamond and thunder, etc.), to the point that the Cherubim are considered to be different for being biologically alive.
Demons, on the other hand, are often described as a more "natural"-looking mix of humans and animals, just like the living Cherubim.
watch Sauna. not really about witches but has a similar vibe as The VVitch
I always figured it was because humans are sinful. Angels are pure. If they were fell and became demons, it was because they sinned (thus becoming more human like) and this makes them look more recognizable.
Logically this would mean that in terms of nightmarish appearance God would mog the shit out of lovecraftian elder gods however.
Hagazussa? I hated it but if you like Lynch's non-narrative or LVT's depressing garbage you might be into it
kinovisuals at least
Nah.
>Ye Olde Towne had it in for her father and expelled her family to the woods, rather than killing them outright.
-No help there.
>Her mother and father have been fighting since they left England. They are poorer, hungrier and less safe since Her Dad decided Religion was more important than his Family.
-Family was fucked from the start.
>Woods are actually inhabited by monsters and not just clergy fairytales. Even if they managed to make it back to Ye Olde Towne, they would have gotten killed by monsters or starved (theyre running out of food reserves and cant trap any food).
-Trapped and witchpilled
>Family starts losing their minds from paranoia, misplaced anger, and demon vibes. Girl is singled out and ostracized by everyone but her brother because she hasnt lost her marbles, yet.
-Bro dies, no one left to help her.
There was nothing left for anyone in that family to do except suffer and die in the woods. Even if she made it back to Towne, she was guilty of sin by association thanks to dad. They would have suspected her of murder and orphanages didnt exist back then.
No hope, no future.
Just savagery and bible-fags in the middle of the woods and if she was lucky- a mercy hanging.
She was fucked.
Might as well join the Devil, she was already in Hell.
>completely misunderstood the movie
Calvanists, Shakers, and other cults believed the world was on set on Hard Mode. Every person is born a sinner by default and is guilty until proven innocent.
Not the other way round.
Living your life watching your every thought, movement and mannerisms was the only way to prevent Sin, and they thought even the slightest infractions should be delt with harshly.
God basically had you on probation and pretty much hated everyone from their point of view.
It drove most of them mad and led to mass murders in real life. Its why the English didnt want them around and were happy when they went to the USA, unironically.
So that reflects in this story. God and the Devil had it in for people. And the family could never master their obscure rules and were killed for it.
Pretty brutal, I agree.
Because no one wants to be raped by niggers and forced to have a mulatto baby, DeKwan.
She looks too good to be a malnourished child. The glow in her skin implies she was getting enough vitamins out the shitty wheat bread diet she was having.
They believed in predetermined fate, whoever got into heaven was just chosen, she had every reason to believe she was simply damned after the events that happened to her, and she was alone in the wilderness, exiled, among her slain family, inlcuding a mother who tried to kill her, starving and exhausted, it is not surprising at all that she would give in to the temptation of the literal devil promising her whatever she wanted.