Would you consider yourself a fan of Star Wars?

Only thing I'm a fan of are /deenz/.

>the 4 square meters that she allowed me to decorate myself
The man is in the cuck corner

Holy smokes that looks like my battle station minus the Star Wars shit

what decorate? He put up a poster. She allowed him to have a desk and a chair, doesnt everyone home have that?

Wingback

furthermore, his crazy star wars fandom is a literally who do nothing silver storm trooper? At least be autistic enough to get a boba fett poster or some other meme character that;s hip and cool but run into the ground.

>I bought this house but I'm only allowed to exist in this little corner of one room

Yikes

That's the Ikea Strandmon.
You are welcome.

kek, implying she even has sex with him
not when chad is just around the corner

how do i arrange queen beed, ikea desk, smaller ikea desk, couch, small couch, without large desk having back to the room (i dont like having stuff behind me) in my california cuckapartment my wife and i are moving into?

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>tfw playing on some cuck's PS4 and ruining his K:D ratio after giving his wife multiple orgasms

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Yea when i was like twelve i put together star wars lego sets and watched the movies. Now I go watch it but it gives me the same feeling as capeshit, i go watch these movies to have fun with friends not because i think the movie will be good.

I was a huge Star Wars fan when I was younger
But then I stopped being a child

What the fuck sort of generated image is this

>putting a rug on carpeted floor

That's not enough space for two people to live together

>have a couch
>girlfriend says I should by "throw pillows"
>wtf are those
>tell her I can just use the pillows from my bed if I lay on the couch
>no no user you need them for decor
>wtf they're pillows
>she shows me what they are
>literally square pillows for twice the price if a normal pillow

Women are retarded

>dating a girl that doesn't know how to sew a pillow
Big yikes

Why are white men like this?

I do not understand how anyone could actually like FO Stormtrooper design, they look like something out of a modernized reboot parody someone would come up with as a joke but somehow real. Who looks at a design like that and thinks, "Yes, I identify with this!"

Who the fuck knows how to sew

Even my parents dont know how to sew

Fucking little house on the prairie ass boomer

Yes

i was, until they ruined it

Typing while sitting in that chair doesn't look comfortable.

I know how to sew and Im 25 from NJ, get better parents.

why haven't you sewn yourself a gf then

The majority of cosplay girls for starters. Pulling thread isn't rocket science ffs

But the rug really ties the room together

>she allowed
that's a yikes from me

Lucky son of a bitch, it cost me 27 hubby points just to put a small computer desk in our closet.

Get a small corner desk and put it in the bottom right corner next to the couch.

If you care about decorating at all you're a beta

thats the front door

>both mother and fiance thibk every square inch of the couch and bed need to have pillows
>can't sit on the couch without throwing a pillow out of the way
>can't have company over without a pile of 4-6 pillows on the ground or on one corner of the couch
>can't lay in bed without throwing pillow on the ground
Women are retarded

You're fucked m8. Just plan on using your computer on the television. Maybe sell your rig for a gaming laptop and play on their couch.

Based "40 inch tv and a recliner is all I need" poster

im not fucked all the furtniture show in the model home is not mine, im just trying to figure out how the fuck do i arrange mine

Imagine if he was allowed to decorate the whole house. He belongs in a cuck corner.

Yes.

Putting the head of the bed against the window is your only other option, it won't look great but it will open the room a bit more

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She didn't even give him a shed.

Where are the kids supposed to sleep?

Oh wait you're a childless cuck.