Walking in forest, a figure jumps out

>He's so little! What the heck! Hahaha

based

>tfw you'd look like him if you weren't 6'4
manlets don't know how easy they have it, eternal lanklet reporting in

>this is a twink
Hello /fit/ still have body dysmorphia?

ID AXE YOUR SEMEN GRINNING HOLE

IF IT ONLY STOOD A LITTLE TALLER FROM THE GROUND

FOR KHAZ MODAAAAHNNNN

>t. dyel
Cope more

/fit/ is basically george castanza complaining about elbow skin

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I SERVED IN THE NAVY YOU FAIRY

I WAS A PROPER SEAME—

WHAT YOU LAUGHIN AT BOYY

ILL SHOW YOU WHAT PROPER SEAMEN CAN D—

YOU

STOP LAUGHIN

*chews straw*
If i take that semen
*ptooi*
out your ass
*grins ugly*
will it hurt?

it will die?

*lays down*
>please shit on my chest

Oh, shit I'm sorry.

dude lmao shit

on my chest

lmao dude

dude

laughs at the little man

*whip out cock*
*urinate on him first*
"Haha. I win !"

what?

Why did they make a 17 year old a sex symbol

Woah dude!!

All those muscles! NICE bro

Damn man

You MUST work out amirite?

too bad you cant work your personal insecurities regarding your lower than average height huh?

huh whats that?

benching doesnt make you tall?

you just look like a baby on horse testosterone?

KEK

>17
that started when he was younger in Sharkboy and Lavagirl :3

If i take another inch off your height
will you die?

guy is probably a bear himself and wants people to like him

yeah this

youtube.com/watch?v=BDj_mtp3WeQ

bears and barashit is fucking disgusting, but so is being gay in general.
at least he is looking for men that look like men, instead of being a faggot about it

ITT: massive facelet cope

wtf i'm gay now.

this desu

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>face ever mattering
i bet girls call you cute huh
ever seen a cute nigger? no
they are tall, big dicked and big muscles

kek

i turn around, i know better than to mess with dwarves

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Come on. I'm into bulkier guys too but would get it up for him. Although he's a manlet.

>m-muh height muthafucka!!!

F.A.C.E

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you can see his wiener!

kek
fond of drink and industry

Manhandle him and make his sweet love, short guys are my fetish desu.

He’d unironically hand me my ass on a platter

Dude may be a manlet but he’s some ju jitsu fucker and is pretty beef, he’d probably hand most of this board their ass in a straight fight

>tfw gyno
>tfw no matter how low I get my bodyfat percentage I'll still have fucking tits
Why even live?

looks like a faggot underdeveloped schoolboy am i supposed to be impressed?

17 year olds are sexy.

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UUUUUUUGHHHHFHG FUCK ME

Oh shit I'm sorry.

Astronomic levels up cope

Because most people have sex around 17. Efron has been a sex symbol since he was in high school musical and he was like 15-16.

yes, height

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where did you get a picture of me?

Get an operation or just accept your fate. Love you user

>twinks not particulary attracted to bears or daddies
wtf porn lied to me

Big nips are hot if you're gay. If not, pinch them before any roastie sees it.

>caring about what thots think
LMOA desu.

astronomic levels of projecting
not everyone gets insecure from pictures of prettyboy fagfaces kek

can I be your bf?

why would you care about a face?
you must be gay

Most of the great artists are short.

Just look at Thom Yorke, the greatest modern songwriter. He's only like, what, 5'1? 5'2 in the morning if he's lucky? Most 15 year old girls average at 5'10 nowadays. So just think how Lautner feels propped up on his special "booster-boy" box up on set.

It's the only place on earth where he's looking down on everyone else. The only place in the world where he can escape his harrowing, ignominious, interminable plight as a stunted half-man.

>some post wall roasties complaining about a teenager's height
Imagine middle aged men talking about a teen girl ass or tits on facebook.

i only fuck rich powerful men so they buy me shit and pay for my shit
i take a little stinky old semen in my ass
but the money is good
i dont know what female whores complain about, its much better than cleaning sewage pipes or digging for coal imho

What does any of this mean? What tribe does the guy in the OP belong to?

>Just look at Thom Yorke, the greatest modern songwriter.

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KEK

wait your an actual giggolo?

>the stories depicted ...
dude are you new to Yea Forums

>cleaning sewage pipes
isn't that half of your job

heyump!

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BTFO

ok now THAT is based

wtf why did I laff at this

probably because you like bad tv shows like GoT

>no one likes daddies
I find this graph highly suspect

>oh, shit. I'm sorry

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What's a gym bunny? I thought that was for females.

will you suck it out his ass?

i give him a swirly because he's like 5'5 lmao

A gym bunny is a lesser version of a gym rat

OH SHIT

I guess I'm a gym bunny.

I'm a bear only into twinks and otters. They aren't into me. I feel ya bro.

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hi

Yes

Hey, little guy.

are gays just extreme narcissists or something? they largely like guys just like themselves

Don't know about Thom Yorke. But Bob Dylan is also around 5'5

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kek

>Height = tits/ass
Shut up manlet

Three rounds, centre mass.

yes

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