Black Mirror is back! Grab your onions-drinks! GET HYPE

only the bee episode sucked, the rest were fine faggot

>t.easily amused brainlet

50 million merits is the only TV that made me cry. Not even for the story, but its allegory. It just clicked with "damn, this IS the human experience isn't it"

>t. capeshit aficionado who can't appreciate hard scifi

I want to hug Angry Rice

I guess I'm a pleb. I actually liked most of these episodes.

It's not really hard scifi though mate. Season 3 & 4 were a huge stepdown from the first 2 seasons.

>white christmas
How did the chick jump to the conclusion the guy was hearing voices instead of thinking about the technology that existed at the time

because she was fucking crazy user

Because women are brainlets. The only tech they understand is mainstream social media apps.

fuck netflix and fuck shills

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That's fucking stupid. I wouldn't see someone in a car and think it's a metal horse.

>omg black mirror!

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>black mirror was at any point good
It’s always been crap and hacky
And what’s with half the episodes being about someone somehow getting cucked?

based user

>have revolutionary human consciousnesses copied AI technology effectively creating human immortality
>use it for dating apps, toasters, and built in functions for time warped mind prisons

that's hardly the same

she hears voices and wants to kill herself, then she walks in on him talking to the guys saying stuff like "all of you in my head telling me what to do, i want you all to go away"

What are they going to do next?

>AI car bad
>Space exploration bad
>robot army bad

Drump bad. Also theres a AI mind prison

>see guy yelling answers at jeopardy on tv
Oh wow he must be competing too

the only good AI prison movie was the one where the protagonist and the AI, working against the AI programming, try to get the protag to escape.

I forgot what it was called, but it's one of my favorite action/drama movies.

based on Bandersnatch, this season will be kino af anons
Charlie Brooker (made most of the best episodes) is working on the first few episodes this season

White christmas is the only good black mirror episode.

Not great. Good.

>the protagonist and the AI, working against the AI programming, try to get the protag to escape.
Be more specific user and I'll try to help you. Like which decade is the movie from? Maybe one of the actors name or something.
What you gave me tells me nothing.

Bandersnatch wasn't good.

Infinity Chamber, I just remembered

Be Right Back was a very good one
Haven't watched White Christmas
San Junipero is good, but a little cringe. And its "happy" ending is actually very sad.

WOT IF FUTURE... BAD?

BLACKED mirror

Yeah I forgot about that one, it's pretty good too.

t. cant appreciate kino

>the first few episodes
There are only 3 episodes

Oh shit they unblacklisted Nicole Beharie??

>Miley Cyrus is the main character in one of the episodes

What can we expect?

What if you like had to fuck a pig mate?

Wot if sumting is there but it isn't actually real init?

Mate mait m8
Wot if da bad guy was the good guy?
Mental

WUT

Wot if da zombies were pipo?

IF ?

Last season was garbage.
Bandersnatch was interesting but then they jum straight back on the sjw shit twilight zone wunnabe stuff...
Why? If I wanted bizzaro twilight zone I'd go watch it
Dubs of tru

Oh cool, maybe this season will be be-
The hope was short-lived.

brit episodes all had cuck angles. britsharriahs are total degenerates

What's your top 5?

>Fifteen Million Merrits
>White Christmas
>San Junipero
>The Entire History Of You
>USS Calister

I liked the one with the nigger from get out blacks the hot brunette, then she pays the toll and becomes a pornowhore

Sure mate, how's that fedora collection going by the way

Holy shit the black guy's wife is black too. Brooker is getting really experimental with this new series.

LIKE WOT IF YA TOASTER WAS YE MOM AND YA KETTLE WAS YA NAN, CRAZY TO FINK ABOUT ENNIT...

>Fifteen Million Merrits
cuck

Not much different than the meaningless shit we use technology for today

Have you never heard of schizophrenia?

An edgier Hannah Montana?

WOT IF INSTAGRAM BUT STATE SPONSORED EUGENICS???

No, you.

WHAT IF FIDGET SPINNERS WERE ACTUALLY AN ALIEN DEVICE TO ROT YOUR MIND
WHAT IF WHEN YOU DIED IN A VIDEO GAME YOU DIED IN REAL LIFE
WHAT IF CARS GAINED SENTIENCE AND STARTED KILLING THEIR DRIVERS
WHAT IF "1 LIKE" ACTUALLY ***WAS*** ONE PRAYER AND GOD IS A BLACK GUY WHO JUST SPENDS ALL DAY READING SOCIAL MEDIA

>stay up and watch black mirror while gf goes to bed
>episode about the eye cameras
>get super paranoid
>go through her phone
>find out she's cheating on me
>bitch slapped her that night
This show really fucks me up.

I don't really rank the episodes in any particular order. However, I am ashamed to say that one particular episode aroused me.

I mean I've heard of it, I don't really believe that shit though. It's just too ridiculous

>make kino
>lol jk, bro what if wifi could kill you?

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>3 episode season
Uhhhhh lol
Why even fucking bother

>yet another Nosedive
Why do these episodes test so well? Is it just because they're dumb enough for the audience to follow?

Fucking awesome!

Bandersnatch should have been an episode that literally didn't change at all based on your decisions, with a tailored change of events for every redo making a point out of illusion of choice.

I thought that's what was happening the second time I went through and I was immensely disappointed finding out it wasn't.

The Entire History of You is the only good episode

that idea was so bad

That's the most cringey and melodramatic episode, though.

Are women not smart enough to set passwords?

I'd always known her password. I think she forgot to delete the conversation before passing out. A truly sneaky bitch.

Name a sci-fi and/or anthology series with better writing.
>inb4 Twilight Zone
Nope.

SPBP

I'm starting realize that when Yea Forums says something is bad, it's usually good.

Thanks for your """opinion""".

Lol. That's rich coming from a literal virgin incel

MORE NIGGERS
MORE NIGGERS
MORE NIGGERS
MORE NIGGERS

Imagine being this much of a cuck to your politics.

WHITE BOY BAAAAD

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OI ME OLD M8 WOT IF YOU THOT THE DATING APP WAS BAD, DECOIDED IT WAS GOOD AND THEN REALOIZED THAT IT WAS ALL A SIMULATION AND YOU WERE DATING YOUR JUNGIAN SHADOW. THAT'D BE A REAL STICKY WICKET WOULDN'T IT

FUCK YOU
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK KEKFLIX
FUCK JEWS

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seems more like shes some kind of internet alterego of the other girl

thats 15 million merits, best episode
15 million merits
San Junipero

i mean if that's your reality, fine, i guess. but the human experience is hardly that for most people.

did you also have the moment from the end of the episode where you stared wistfully at yourself in the bathroom mirror and wondered if it was worth finding out

My brain is overheating just looking at that picture.

San Junipero and Hang the DJ are my all time favorite episodes.
Want to rewatch nosedive for mommy howard.

Only 3? Lazy fucks.