Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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Europe screenings:
Back in 3D in Berlin UCI Luxe Mercedes Platz: May 16th to at least May 19th
Moscow, Russia: Everyday until at least May 21st
Stockholm, Sweden: May 17th, 18th, 19th
Neufahrn, Germany: May 18th and 19th
May 20th: Barcelona, Spain
May 23rd: Lepe, Spain and Barcelona, Spain
June 1st: IMAX 3D in Oslo, Norway, now CONFIRMED at 14:30 or 15:00 local. Fan group have reserved 120+ tickets.
June 5th: Berlin, Germany: Open air Freiluftkino Hasenheide Volkspark in Neukölln, Berlin
June 7th: Cologne, Germany: Open air Sommerkino
Westfalenpark PSD Open Air kino in Dortmund: Still collecting surveys
Stop counting. It's much more fun when someonw asks and it's a surprise how much healing has been going on
Hello new bread, please be healed by cute Boomer Arita!
heblo preeb b hea bi abita
>Oh, user? you're approaching me?
I need blu ray in Canada now!!!!!!!!
Oh i've been healed by Alita alright if you meme my dream
>000
We are healed indeed
don’t know who the robobros are but i like this.
Fair point. I usually don't include a count because I expect us to miscount again.
What are you autistic faggots obsession with this movie?
TRIPS MEANS TRUTH!!!1!
why rosa fat
Trips have spoken. This is thread now belongs to the boomers.
dat tummy
WATCH THE FILM
is a nice
Just order it from that Swiss web store in French, so it can be legally played in le Kanada
seeing seething posts like this keeps me going
Dw I ain't no dumbass, I made sure I changed the number and previous link .
Trips reply to trips.
its the suite user
link
She looks like that jew that Ariana had to date.
You know hair style's are a thing user.
Briareos
>Too bad she's leaving with me white boi.
Wtf I'm gay now
Pete Davidson is banging Kate Beckinsale atm
>user I'm being kidnapped!
I love all of Rosa's faces
That's actually kinda sick.
And you cant not love Rosa!
That's an IndyCar not an F1 car in the pic but sick video
Kawaii as heck
What’s her stand ability?
I know its indy lol, I just chose the first race car I saw in my May download folder, here is another kek
Swan Song's main ability: "Nothing at All", it can produce amnesia and temporary blindness by just touching it's opponents.
Alternatively, it can punch the shit out of you and is faster than Star Platinum, so fast it can affect time by its speed alone making it stronger than Za Warudo and Made in Heaven
ANSWER ME
Cant you just import it from burger land.
Two main abilities, the other one should be: "Hecatonchires" it can posses 100 living things at the same time to use as personal little army.
Look at that floof, got any more manga scans?
I'm bringing some Swedish orange-in-chocolate to the meet-up. I hope VA doesn't mind.
More memes! I need more!
>What do you mean my memories are implants?
Good night alitafrens
Night night fren
Night fren!
Here you go, Fox better get their shit together!
Knowing her past, she wishes those memories were implanted.
kek
>got any more manga scans
Yuppp do you want some more floof?
So I gathered more data (threads 399-513) and compared the results with the data from all threads (sampled every 5 threads) and concluded that posters decline is not linear as I assumed in my previous post. Considering that, my new prediction shows that we can easily reach #999 even without Blue-Ray.
To all haters: we will reach #999 and I can prove it mathematically!
Raw data: pastebin.com
Yea Forumseddit has misidentified the bitch
My previous post:
>Hey frens, I was lookin at the data to find out when we'll hit #999 and I found a problem... If the poster count keeps declining at this rate, we won't make it, everybody will be gone by thread #860. If not, we should hit #999 mid October. Now, this does not mean we lost, because this is a very rough estimate (I used the data of every 5 threads) and I was assuming that poster decline was linear, which is probably not true. I also didn't consider any external factors (like blue ray release for example) that could potentially give us a boost, so have faith.
>I believe we can do it!
>Here is the raw data if anyone wants to do his own analysis: pastebin.com
Good job, user
Blessed posts. There's such a nice community vibe here that shines through even in the tempestuous times and it's always a joy to create and share OC. On that note:
>Order up!
Got some things to do so it may take a while, but you know she always delivers in the end!
How does your sampling every fifth thread get affected by time zone variations? I would suspect that in the period where there are about five threads per day, your sampling might get exaggerated data by only sampling the most active or least active thread of the day?
Sweet!
based data user
Id like a chupa chups
A steel book. Or a book about making steel.
Who made this? It's great
No alita
No life
I want a lion cub, a motorball, rum, fries and the Mona Lisa
Hey Ali! dont need anything too out of the ordinary today. But was wondering If you could grab me An IKEA PAX Wardrobe, 150 x 66 x 236 cm with White/sekken frosted glass. Thanks!
We're so proud of you, smartypants.
cute Alita collecting heads in a bag
I stole it from leddit
I noticed that yes, between #300-400 this was the case and it was the more busy hours so you can see that clearly on graph Threads/time (other data is mostly on the trendline). It affects the end result a bit but I don't think it's game changing...
a fender rhodes keyboard pls.
Hey Alita! I’d like a whole blue fin tuna, please. Anything over 1000 pounds will do. Thanks!
I want a keytaur
This is thread 515.0 and I AM CRAZY FOR ALITA!!
cute Alita studying
>Look's like you've got a big shopping list young girl!
>You best be on you're way now!
The Lost Art of the Ulfberth Metallurgy
>500 threads of this shit
why? is not even on teathers anymore
I love these
What does that have to do with anything?
We like it
Naughty naughty, user
I promised my son a Turboman doll. Can you help me out? I know it’s late but he’s counting on me.
Cute Alita after mag-dumping on a butterfly.
Hope they add some "Easter eggs" like her hate for butterfly's, in the sequels.
It looks like the last showing in all of WA state will be in Vancouver WA tomorrow. I was talking with another WA user but lost touch, if you're reading this drop a note here and let's reconnect.
Nice try Zapan. Here’s a bang’s for your effort. bitch
Did we ever recover the webm of Arnold at the toy store looking for copies of the Alita Blu-Ray
Oh, thank goodness, Alita! I'm glad I caught you.
I'm gonna need you to grab raccoon juice, a bucket of glue, some peanut butter, some snow shoes, some bread, some sticks, some bread sticks, a waffle iron, an octopus, a jump rope, a walrus, a spicerack, a Spice Girl, a spicy burrito, a pony, a petunia,a big ball of twine, 900 hard boiled eggs, a slingshot, a chainsaw, cheddar cheese, swiss cheese, macaroni and cheese, a tarantula, a drum set, a mannequin, a seal, some Aveel, Shaquille O'Neal, a handkerchief, 12 lbs. of ice, a knockwurstl, a pound of butter, some cheerleaders, some cheerleaders, some cheerleaders, some porridge, a surfboard, some box springs, a tortilla, some beans, a pound full of Guacamole, Dennis Rodman, some gravy, a dinosaur egg, a door, a talking cow, a throat lozenge, some cottage cheese, an armadillo, a whole mess of sandpaper, a flotation device, a bottle of hot sauce, a guy named "Mad Dog", a cup full of beans, a handful of dirt, a dog named Blue, two dozen assorted donuts, an aardvark, a textbook, a campus map, a beekeeper suit, a clown, a flagpole, a submarine, some nail polish, some nail polish remover, an oyster, a bicycle pump, a white picket fence, a magic flute, a pound of butter, a pattymelt, a lawnmower, Bryant Gumbel, a bunch of assorted cookies, some meatballs, some shoe polish, a dog leash, something good, something bad and something ugly, and meet me at the circus. Come on, Spicy!
why the fuck is there no IMAX viewings in America anymore
See
And it’s also playing in the US, the odd second run theater, and coming back in Tokyo in July.
I saw the pictures stacked up in chronological order a couple nights ago, never saw a full on webm though. You’re telling me there’s one floating out there in the ether?
Yes, I've seen it with my own eyes. It's lost technology
Huh, maybe it's this, and not a webm, and I'm taking crazy pills
Chuck: Battle Fuck
Because Disney needed its Aladdin cash grab
Nye squints.
You're a fucking nerd, you know that?
this may qualify as spousal abuse
Fuck here we go again
Wasted digits.
Looks like comfy hours are over see you all later tonight
You hate to see that kind of thing.
No this lolicon shit again...
We shouldn't let him win but if you're out for now then we'll see you later
I hope Aladdin fails hard desu
I can't kissu the shit out of you without getting close
>mfw alita will never kick my head then help me up off the floor
>mfw rosa will never kick my head in.
mb, but yes I'm jelly :((
seems like our friend won't be back any time soon
why does this face make me laugh every fucking time
what is this power
the power of a cute
I wouldn't mind dying like that.
is it possible to learn this power?
not for a GOT fag
No worries now, jannies have cleansed the thread.
Satan trips of resilience in the face of Jerome.
Smothered between Rosa's thighs yes please
How cute is that face I mean seriously
fuckin hell user, please dont put those images into my head.
so cute
Did /ALITA/ make a webm of Rob Rod doing the super overhead heart gesture for that Korean TV show?
Not that I've seen, but I've got cutout's for any of these.
Searching now; I have like 300+ unnamed webms, with some dupes.
I didn't find a way to actually download the whole episode. Anyone do that?
The trips are strong today.
Half way through the webms now.
Chubby hands
it’s okay. you’re still my numba one customah.
I think instead of a 3 month collage like I did the last two months, I'm working on a special video for you guys. It will be kind of controversial, but I think you'll like it. Also have to get my other OC shit done I've been putting off.
Angel's Paradise
>ywn feel up that butt and slide your fingers up that back
Well it will be comming up to 99 days Alita has been out in cinema's next week! (May 23rd, if you use feb 14th as the release date...) if anyone wants to and can think of some OC to do for that.
Shit, you're right, maybe I'll just do the collage then.
posting one more time since the last time i did it was really late and maybe not a lot of people were able to see it, here's a fresh Vamplita story
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I was thinking that we do one where we mash all the parody Alita movie posters, like Gangsta, Alita and the Chocolate Factory, Hugo, etc. an shop them into frames and around the inside of a movie theater stockphoto, like we did with that gallery of Alita art.
That sounds kinda cool!
And yeah basically 100 days since Alita released, time really does fly by.
We could have ten rooms with ten different posters, with people sprinkled throughout here and there, but then have 80% of the people lined up outside the Alita poster, haha?
Anyone have saved any more of the parody movie posters? Also, which Alita: Battle Angel poster should we use for the shop?
that's a good idea
>"Guess I'll check out that Alita movie - looks fun enough."
>Three months later I'm reading vampire Alita fanfiction
It's been a strange journey, friends. BLOOD INTERLINKED
I've got me a Gangstaposta.
I don't have it.
Someone should tweet this out to the actor. I'm sure he'd be thrilled to know there are people out there who are fans of his character enough to make him OC like this.
bluray release is gonna increase those numbers.
See:
>Considering that, my new prediction shows that we can easily reach #999 even without Blue-Ray.
I can't even imagine what it'll be like once it hits Netflix and a good rip is released
> 10 days ‘til beach meet
>Netflix
Would it go onto Disney's shit new streaming platform tho?
So, what if Gangsta's Paradise was used in the Alita trailer? I could see Roberto doing it.
There must be some good bucky img out there for this as well.
What is it like to experience such menial things for the first time? Like this is something I find interesting. Cause as a baby, you don't really emote this shit or say how much you like something, you kind of just enjoy it. But here's a full grown adult experiencing something like chocolate for the first time and is able to really express that joy.
Watch videos of desert- and tropics-originated people seeing snow for the first time
Thanks for the mega if you are still here. It was great, really comfy. Alita is as adorable as it gets. I miss these kind of innocent characters. They really nailed it too. Heart melt every time she shows emotions which is all the time.
Glad you enjoyed it friend
I'm excited. I wonder how many people are going to show up
Good to hear you enjoyed the movie user! Yeah Rosa is really good with making sure her emotions are seen even through all WETA's CGI.
Just made this, not amazing but its something.
All of the top comments are Alita related.
Cameron, you can't ignore this.
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I could kinda see a future where indie films use high end deep fakes and then use the character's faces for film. That gets us so far. I hope a sequel happens, but you know hollywood is slow and sometimes faggy
>sometimes faggy
All times faggy more like.
And yeah Cameron definitely know's what hes created, just is he going to act on it?
At least 6
here's something that never really came to fruition
But...fucked up things happen to all the Watchmen. You'd put /ourgirl/ in that situation?
>comfyposting hours are nearly upon us
where can I get the PS1 game?
Someone make an /ALITA/ thread general pic edit using this gang
How is this comfy
Does anyone have the Hugo poster?
based data-predator. #999 here we come.
Uhm guys, turns out the chance of a sequel is slim to none. Now that Disney is in charge there isn't a point to having a sequel because the numbers won't be high enough to bring a profit large enough to justify the investment in a sequel for a company as large as Disney. Its also risky for Disney to do a sequel as it would be in direct competition with its other movie franchises. Pic related is a more recent article covering this. Link here econotimes.com
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
She doesn't compromise, not even in the face of Armageddon. It's all or nothing with her
I guess it's a good thing Disney doesn't own the rights to it then, huh?
Hey janny, I know you're in here. I just wanna say you're a faggot and i hope you fucking die
This is all speculation based on nothing. Disney is just the distributor so Cameron can always take it somewhere else. Alita's cost/profit is tied in with Avatar so it doesn't really matter whether it made a ton of money as long as the Avatar sequels do well.
Man, this copypasta gets more and more tired every time I see it.
Aww are you mad you can't post all your loli porn
>being mad at based-janny
keep crying
Today i will remind you, jan
Oh no no no no
I think she looks a bit like Keira Knightley in this pic
any decent rips out there?
hope I'm not too late. Can I get the entire series of Frasier pls xoxoxo
but I can whenever I want??
YO JANNY I'M BACK IN YOUR SHIT
I'm gonna be in Orlando this weekend, and so naturally I checked Alitatickets.com
Looks like there are a couple theaters in the area still showing her. Anyone know if these are decent theaters?
You've picked a weird hill to die on
not really sure but i'd call ahead if i was you, the site seems to be glitching. an user before bought tickets but when he got there, they weren't playing it anymore and it was for aladdin
based-Janny getting ruthless with cutting down the shitposting and I'm here for it.
Jannies don't get enough credit, that job must suck
Yeah this is the best anyone has so far, and its perfectly watchable.
Not too late at all! Everything gets delivered! EVERYTHING
I'm gonna be in Orlando this weekend, and so naturally I checked Alitatickets.com
Looks like there are a couple theaters in the area still showing her. Anyone know if these are decent theaters?
Rosa's kind of a chameleon, I can always tell it's her but her face changes sometimes and she has a lot of different looks
see
I got the non meme version, if thats any gooood.
Disney bought Fox just so they'd have something to put all of their less family-friendly movies under
Mace is fucking huge
Based handsome poster
Based
>THIS IS ALL I WANT FROM LIFE GOD, WHY CANT I HAVE A LITHE GIRL CLIMB UP ME LIKE A TREE AND BEAT ME UP?
Any chance all you meetup user's want to meet in the UK next time, ahaha okay was just a thought, but think about it tho. haha
lmao, but no, i know that feel bro
alita is not cute
Reminder that Alita is 4'9" in the manga
delet this
>yes user, w-what do you want ? I'm on the club?
EVEN BETTER!!!!
The fuck you just say?
Do you have any more from this set? I have a few but they're tiny and cropped weird
>We've got some work to do Rosa!
>Alita: Fallen Angel just got greenlight minutes ago!
>So get your ass back to Texas, NOW!
there you go amigo
I love, really love Gunnm but this movie is bad.
If it is a waifu kind of thing I can maybe understand but everything else is just Hollywood shit.
Just found them on twitter
What didn't you like about it?
I might go see this next week because of you mentally ill posters keeping these threads going. Is it a good one to see in imax?
Also pls tell me it's not your typical women, faggots and niggers are just so great movie.
why even wear a top at this point?
It's definitely not that, but yeah it's definetly worth watching in IMAX if you can. Just make sure it's not an Aladdin screening hidden as an Alita one.
why would someone just tell lies like this?
>tfw you'll never get super buzzed and hot and heavy with Rosa
;_;
if you have the chance to watch it in IMAX the definitely do it. like another user said, make sure it's Alita and not Aladdin since the websites showing tickets seems to glitch out, just call the theater or go to the theater's actual website to confirm it's Alita. The reason a lot of us like it is because it isn't political, so come back after and tell us what you think of it
That's a mighty wholesome smile you just posted.
If I go and get fucking Aladdin I swear
Can't wait for wholesomesmile.jpg in BD HD
Call the theater beforehand, you donut. If there's a so-called Alita showing and an Aladdin showing at the same time you probably got ALADDIN'd
>Also pls tell me it's not your typical women, faggots and niggers are just so great movie.
just go see it you crouton. Quit being so negative.
How's it going anons?
Is this movie any good?
Yep, go find out for yourself! The action scenes will make it worth your while even if the story dosen't grab you as much...
pretty comfy fren. Tea, mre reviews and /alita/. It's nice and windy out too. Max-comf.
yes!
It's unironically one of my top 5 favorite movies now, I love it
ALitA
Ooh tea sounds good. Construction on my street stopped so now it's nice and quiet, maybe I'll put on a record.
quality
lol nice
Compliments to your crew.
Where the fuck do you live where its still showing in imax?
based
This thread is the greatest thing ever
kill urself
Any anons in here going to the meetup? Thinking of bringing something for everyone but it would be good to know how many people are going.
thick
There's no official tally, someone said at least 6 people will be going
6-8 sounds right. Idk what the CO anons brings the count up to.
fuckin legend
About 2 packs of 5 Johnny's should cover it then, user.
>2 packs of 5 Johnnys
not sure what you mean
At least two CO anons are going
I just want to make sure we have everything planned out well enough in advance
I'm the Bay Area user the hopefully are still able to pickup in Northridge but I'm sure we'll all be coordinating the day of regarding supplies.
Thought thats what goes on at these meetups right?
Near Chicago
>i_like_it.png
Wheres the new bread
isnt this what they said would happen with the fans of this movie? have these threads been a sham this whole time?
im fat how do i avoid this
neat
We're not at bump limit yet
You guys like Ali would be any good at dancing?
I couldn't imagine her breaking out some move's on the dance floor. But part of me kinda what's to see it.
Like with Motorball skates, I think she would be adorably awkward at first but quickly get the hang of it.
Hope we still get to see the cutesy side of Alita in the sequels, and it no be rage induced Ali the whole time.
avoid what
Fuck it. Make one`anyway. Pic limit hit already
You can't do that user. Its against the rules.
I kinda see her breakdancing with her street gym gear
>5-6 /got/ generals at a time
>/alita/ isn't allowed a second general
Fuck this. Someone make one.
avoid it like the plague
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no one is getting in the water user, we're just hanging out by the sand
We've got to fill out our posts anyway so user quick get under the blanket!
Checked and here I come!
>over 500 threads for a flop
why?
gotta hit bumperino.
gettin' under this blanket ASAP/spoiler]
Usually the tradition is when we hit image limit before 310 we all post our favorite quotes
>Complements to your crew.
>virtually every thread, we're asked this, sometimes multiple times
whY??
always nice and cozy in here
>Well...
It's the perfect introduction
free (you)s to hit bump limit faster
All comfy people are welcome.
Usually just the same dude with nothing else better to do.
So why do you guys think out number of IPs picked up again? We've been in the mid 60s for a while now.
Because there has been no satisfactory answer given by /alita/ yet. Do you have one?
lol I know I'm just feeling generous with (yous)
an user gave like 10 bullet points as to why we stay here yesterday.
Lies. If not then post a sceencap.
I think it's because the breads have been kinda slow recently, like it felt it was nearly if not more active during EU/AUS hours today, than it is/was now.
Because the jannies allow us to stay and because there's another posts to keep the general alive. That's literally it.
Maybe our American friends have things to do
>5 anons
>12 phones
>60 ips
How do you do it? Either you are getting paid or your mommy is cooking you tendies. Which is it?
*Enough
as an american i have been busy these past few days, and been posting during EU hours before sleeping
one of the reasons for this was a vamplita story i posted last night
Should I make bread or does somebody else want to do it
lol I don't have to prove anything to you bud. We keep this thread alive because we want to. Because we're anticipating new info. We discuss the movie, the manga and all the parallels to other sci-fi. The movie has no cynical irony at its core and neither do we here. Our passion is genuine even if it's a little dorky. We don't care.
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Im not blaming you guys, just was what I was seeing and most likely the cause for the higher ip's recently.
nobody else has called it so it's all you, fren.
Well I guess this is it. Bump limit has reached and no new thread made. Can't believe this is how /ALITA/ ends. Who knew it would happen so fast. Too bad there won't be anymore threads. I am gonna miss you guys. Page 10 here we come.
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I know this is memeing but we nearly got to 380 posts before we got new bread one time.
I thought we were gonna go till #999. Why are we ending now?
this guy already called it
NEW BREAD
Why did you make another thread. We are wrapping these generals up. No need for another thread. Please delete it.
DELET